Massage Parlor Reports

No details worth toning down. Drew a youngish looking fat potbellied pig with long black hair. TS was terrible. I had to ask her to wash the banana and plums. Even then it was just a couple seconds. Massage was terrible. Got offered a stroke. Amateurish up and down motion with no variation. She claimed she had been in Chicago for 3 days. Even if she was brand new, you would think the old mamasan would give her some training so she was at least worth a shit. Will never go back.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2005588]I agree. I'm more than happy to share info via PMs with senior members. We should stop posting details. Only important updates from now on.[/QUOTE]

Training would be nice. I've started to speak up about stuff like this. I was offered a new girl at another place. The massage started and she was so nervous she was sweating all over my back. I told her it was not working for me and she got the girl that usually did the massage.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;2018777]No details worth toning down. Drew a youngish looking fat potbellied pig with long black hair. TS was terrible. I had to ask her to wash the banana and plums. Even then it was just a couple seconds. Massage was terrible. Got offered a stroke. Amateurish up and down motion with no variation. She claimed she had been in Chicago for 3 days. Even if she was brand new, you would think the old mamasan would give her some training so she was at least worth a shit. Will never go back.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by here. Very clean and nice place. As was usual, the lady was older, very average looking. The TS was ok, not great. The Sauna was ok. The massage was not great BUT not bad either. She got a couple decent cracks out of my back and did a nice neck massage and back walk. Overall left happy and relaxed.

So I am a frequent hobbyist but not a heavy poster, just tend to share when I come across something new or informative Went to brand new place on border on northbrook / glenview. So the add touts "you won't be disappointed". Ok let's find out. This is a storefront place that is in a densely populated lower end Asian strip mall so it is barely even noticeable. Good start. 75 at door for 60 min. Not so good. Masseuse was mid thirties but overweight. I have had much worse, so let's call it even. Massage was pretty good not great, but very sensual with lots of oil which is unusual for an Asian place. But I really enjoyed it. I started minor roaming while face down just to check her temperature. She had no problem with it. Good sign.

Then, as the face down massage continued the towel was removed and then a good amount of teasing, increasing as she want along including the sensual light touch over inner thighs and ass and legs with light touching of my parts. By the time I turned over I was totally turned on and fully erect and she knew it. Now face up with towel back intact she works on neck then while standing over my head from behind does the lean over long sensual stretches all the way to lower stomach under the towel within less than an inch of full contact. Then she goes back to side of table and with towel just barely covering me she she has her oily fingers all around inner thighs, on the boys, and just above my and aside my cock with variable pressure that absolutely drove me crazy. All the time I am heavy roaming her ass over her pants. The she gets up on the table between my legs and keeps the heavy teasing but without full contact and towel still barely on. Awesome experience and then I pull the towel off as I was practically ready to blow. But to my absolute surprise, she pulls back, asks me to put towel back on. I assure her everything is fine, no problem. But sheet is absolute firm "I don't touch you there". WTF. But then the sensual rubbing on the oiled upper inner legs continues again. So I press again. No luck, she is insistent. So she finishes up, and I get dressed totally frustrated and she knew it. I leave the $5 change from the $75 door fee on the table and meet her outside the room. She say "is everything ok." And asks me for a tip. I tell her I left it in the room, and I depart. Could have been an awesome experience but just left angry instead.

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"Could have been an awesome experience but just left angry instead.".

OMG, that sucks. I was once in the similar situation, and I can tell how frustrating it is... I was super pisses off to say at least. I think they should never tease you like that unless planning to finish the deed. It could be a good place to check out otherwise.

"Could have been an awesome experience but just left angry instead.".

OMG, that sucks. I was once in the similar situation, and I can tell how frustrating it is... I was super pisses off to say at least. I think they should never tease you like that unless planning to finish the deed. It could be a good place to check out otherwise.

[QUOTE=Beckert6115;2021887]So I am a frequent hobbyist but not a heavy poster, just tend to share when I come across something new or informative Went to brand new place on border on northbrook / glenview. So the add touts "you won't be disappointed". Ok let's find out. This is a storefront place that is in a densely populated lower end Asian strip mall so it is barely even noticeable. Good start. 75 at door for 60 min. Not so good. Masseuse was mid thirties but overweight. I have had much worse, so let's call it even. Massage was pretty good not great, but very sensual with lots of oil which is unusual for an Asian place. But I really enjoyed it. I started minor roaming while face down just to check her temperature. She had no problem with it. Good sign.

Then, as the face down massage continued the towel was removed and then a good amount of teasing, increasing as she want along including the sensual light touch over inner thighs and ass and legs with light touching of my parts. By the time I turned over I was totally turned on and fully erect and she knew it. Now face up with towel back intact she works on neck then while standing over my head from behind does the lean over long sensual stretches all the way to lower stomach under the towel within less than an inch of full contact. Then she goes back to side of table and with towel just barely covering me she she has her oily fingers all around inner thighs, on the boys, and just above my and aside my cock with variable pressure that absolutely drove me crazy. All the time I am heavy roaming her ass over her pants. The she gets up on the table between my legs and keeps the heavy teasing but without full contact and towel still barely on. Awesome experience and then I pull the towel off as I was practically ready to blow. But to my absolute surprise, she pulls back, asks me to put towel back on. I assure her everything is fine, no problem. But sheet is absolute firm "I don't touch you there". WTF. But then the sensual rubbing on the oiled upper inner legs continues again. So I press again. No luck, she is insistent. So she finishes up, and I get dressed totally frustrated and she knew it. I leave the $5 change from the $75 door fee on the table and meet her outside the room. She say "is everything ok." And asks me for a tip. I tell her I left it in the room, and I depart. Could have been an awesome experience but just left angry instead.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-oriental-massage-in-northbrook-glenview-niles/16945241[/URL][/QUOTE]I have never encountered a situation that was as bad as this. And I've been dabbling in the hobby for decades. She had already crossed the line by messing with the boys, so where's the logic of not finishing with a proper happy ending? I don't get it.

BTW, this location was open about 15 years ago for a brief time and I tried it since it was the way home anyway. It turned out to be a jack shack and I wasted a few Jacksons to find that out. Thanks for sharing your experience here with its latest incarnation. Now I won't have to throw away any hard earned dough to get blue balls.

-Vazooli.

[QUOTE=Vazooli;2023284]I have never encountered a situation that was as bad as this. And I've been dabbling in the hobby for decades. She had already crossed the line by messing with the boys, so where's the logic of not finishing with a proper happy ending? I don't get it.

BTW, this location was open about 15 years ago for a brief time and I tried it since it was the way home anyway. It turned out to be a jack shack and I wasted a few Jacksons to find that out. Thanks for sharing your experience here with its latest incarnation. Now I won't have to throw away any hard earned dough to get blue balls.

-Vazooli.[/QUOTE]There would have been NO tip. Not a penny.

She got paid to give the massage. She did.

The tip is for extras. Which she didn't.

Anyone been there lately? I was there about 6 mos back, and it was too older ladies and only HE. Anything new?

Been to this place many times but only my 2nd time as yun. I must look like uncle because this chic was giving me such a bad attitude. She opened the door and she had cleavage like crazy lots of mascara on. She takes me to a room and she asks have I been here before I said yes. She says 80 for the hr. I was like I'm just looking for half hr. Then she starts with her attitude says there's only hr no half, I said I was here last week visited with mae. She says she give you good massage. I said very good. Then she says she no work here anymore. We're under new management 2 days ago. Mind you she's freakin yelling pretty loud now. I said shhh, your being a little loud. She said don't tell me to shhh, then she said 60 for half so I hand it to her and she says only massage nothing more. I was like ok, just massage. She says don't expect anything else. At that point I just asked for my money back she walked me out and I just shook my head at her. I asked her name and she said her name was carrie I doubt it though. Next time I go got to make sure she is not there.

Another place that was 70, now 80. Good thing you walked. No reason to put up with that nonsense.

[QUOTE=Chorizo1;2027571]Been to this place many times but only my 2nd time as yun. I must look like uncle because this chic was giving me such a bad attitude. She opened the door and she had cleavage like crazy lots of mascara on. She takes me to a room and she asks have I been here before I said yes. She says 80 for the hr. I was like I'm just looking for half hr. Then she starts with her attitude says there's only hr no half, I said I was here last week visited with mae. She says she give you good massage. I said very good. Then she says she no work here anymore. We're under new management 2 days ago. Mind you she's freakin yelling pretty loud now. I said shhh, your being a little loud. She said don't tell me to shhh, then she said 60 for half so I hand it to her and she says only massage nothing more. I was like ok, just massage. She says don't expect anything else. At that point I just asked for my money back she walked me out and I just shook my head at her. I asked her name and she said her name was carrie I doubt it though. Next time I go got to make sure she is not there.[/QUOTE]

Wonder if Mae mae is really gone.

Mae working she was show me Rose and Summer young and pretty I give her 70 for hr door fee.

I was stop by yun spa mt. Prospect today I saw mae she give to me wonderful massage. Also she show me rose and summer young and pretty. I will try next time. I was give to her 30 dollars tip. Mae give to me back 10 dollars. Save for next time. I was very very happy and surprise also door fee was 70 for hr I was give to mae.

Has anyone had a massage from Maria at Aesthetic spa lately. Aesthetic is an emp in the Wheeling area. I've heard that she has awesome boobs.

Please pm me with any details. Little tired of the old asian women with small chests.