Playhouse, Funhouse, Ho House, Queer House, Bath House
Nice Fun Fuck with the Owl Hooter.
Was running around remembering the times with Tina at Osaka and wishing I had a nice eager saliva storage bin to blast my cream salt load. In fact to take the edge off, I took my hard cock and put it out the window and rolled it up jamming my cock. Just kidding!
Went to Playthouse even though most of you guys in their look like you just got out of electro shock therapy. (By the way, to the nice friendly guy who always shows up in yellow sweatpants and a shirt with the Road Runner on it....your shit stains are showing through the back of your sweatpants. Might want to lay off fucking the fine fellas for a day and invest in a Wallmart $3.00 two for one sweatpants deal) Chick named Paris. Blonde, thin. Never saw her before. Nice pencil eraser nipples. They stayed hard the whole time. Anyone ever had a nipple poke you in the eye so hard it hurt? Ok back to the post... Did not care others were in couples room. Not bad for just 60 little m&m's. Sucked, fucked, and gurgled. Yeah baby! Open up those puss flaps and sing the come home to daddy fuck-a-ho song! Just before I came I told her to shove her thumb in her ass and hoot like an owl. I could not believe she did it. That was so funny I almost lost my cum concentration. You just got to love dirty ho's but at least my fucked up sense of humor was satisfied. Since she did not even flinch at that request I can only imagine what you crazy fuckers are doing with these chicks that would desensitize them to a anal owl request! KEEP IT UP BROS! IN fact, how about you all reply with posts telling us what the craziest request you have had obliged was.
Then I woke up and wacked off all over a picture of Hillary. Or maybe not.
This is for all you ho's out there that followed directions:
Roses are red, your pussy smells funny.
Suck it good, slurp it up and swim in the money.
or
Tulips go bad, your ass is what I need,
You dirty ho, pick that scab and let it bleed.
or
Men like to fuck, girls love to blow
Either way, your my favorite ho!
or
I have bad allergies so roses make me sick,
Fuck an A, that ***** has a dick!