[QUOTE=Rimike] Popped a candy in my mouth on the way out.[/QUOTE]Are you saying she popped a candy in your mouth? Because if so, you're casting doubt of the authenticity of your entire post. ;)
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[QUOTE=Rimike] Popped a candy in my mouth on the way out.[/QUOTE]Are you saying she popped a candy in your mouth? Because if so, you're casting doubt of the authenticity of your entire post. ;)
[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown]Are you saying she popped a candy in your mouth? Because if so, you're casting doubt of the authenticity of your entire post. ;)[/QUOTE]
Cut him some slack.....It happened to me many times in several AMPs around the country. Not SOP but it happens......
Ulie:
Thanks for rubbing salt in an old wound. I happen to think RIMIke may have actually gone to the new APPLE. :(
Cut Rimike some slack. Anybody who post a report is welcome to me.
I've had candy popped into my mouth on many occasions.Usually spit it out especially the foul tasting stuff they had at NMS.
I think, but I may be mistaken as I have been in the past, that Ulie is busting my nads for some comments I made back in early / mid september about a post from a newer member regarding DT. The point is well taken and we are not busting RIMike nads.
[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown]Are you saying she popped a candy in your mouth? Because if so, you're casting doubt of the authenticity of your entire post. ;)[/QUOTE]
ULie,
No offense, but who are you to question the authenticity of someone else's report? Until you report on the place yourself, I can only assume that it is YOU, that hasn't been there. If I'm incorrect, and you've actually been there, then why haven't you posted about it?
You've contributed a total of one amp experience to date. Every other post of yours has been a comment or a question. But not a report.
If I'm out of line here, I apologize. Personally, I've never been there myself. I have, however, had many girls at other places give me a candy or bottle of water as I left.
Judge not, lest ye be judged.
Guest123
Haven't posted in a LONG WHILE because I had my balls busted abit questioning my integrity when I suggested that I was finding under the radar girls on CL when it first became popular.
But I think Ulie was referencing an earlier incident about the candy and was just playing around - hence the wink. Probably just a bit of sarcastic humor.
Loved Young at Apple... can anyone suggest a replacement?
[QUOTE=Brent01].....Loved Young at Apple... can anyone suggest a replacement?[/QUOTE]
My opinion... The only one right now is Jasmine at DT. :)
There are also a few at DT right now to avoid! So make sure you ask for her. :cool:
Have fun...
Tony
[QUOTE=Rimike]...I undressed and waited. Hannah came in. She was older, maybe late 30's, possibly older ... After oil massage, Hannah went and got a hot towel, placed it on my back, did some back walking. I am thinking I might be lucky to even get HR at this point....Helped getting dressed. Popped a candy in my mouth on the way out. Mama puts her hand on my shoulder as I am exiting and asked if everthing was ok...[/QUOTE]
I basically had the same thing. I think Hannah told me the other girl there was named Tina. She didn't actually put the candy in my mouth though.
Gentle Readers,
Did I lob a shot in the direction of a certain individual?
[B][SIZE="3"]Yes.[/SIZE][/B]
Should the authenticity of RIMike's post really be doubted? (remember the wink, now ;) )
[B][SIZE="3"]No.[/SIZE][/B]
Did the intended receiver take the hit in good stride?
[B][SIZE="3"]A resounding YES.[/SIZE][/B]
Was the shot to be thought of as more like putting salt on a wound and less like a waterballon strike filled with luke warm water?
[B][SIZE="3"]No.[/SIZE][/B]
Do I agree that most of my posts are nothing but fluff?
[B][SIZE="3"]Yes.[/SIZE][/B]
With the exception of 1 (one!!) PM, did I receive any feedback at all from the only (purely fictional) post that might be construed as being a real report?
[B][SIZE="3"]No.[/SIZE][/B]
Am I likely to put forth the effort to create another lengthy, intimate (purely fictional) post for the members of this board to ignore?
[B][SIZE="3"]Call me a punching bag, but Yes.[/SIZE][/B]
Am I in the habit of running home to a keyboard to report my latest (purely fictional) experience while my balls still smell like oriental honey so as to allow the provider the chance to associate my (purely fictional) post with me?
[B][SIZE="3"]No.[/SIZE][/B]
Do I wish that AMP gift certificates in various denominations were considered a suitable holiday gift for someone such as myself with ever-dwindling resources available to devote to this type of escape?
[B][SIZE="3"]Yes.[/SIZE][/B]
Do I believe that these young ladies are the victims of something large, ugly, evil and out of their control?
Thanks--UF
Had business in RI Friday evening, left Boston 2 hours early so I could enjoy you-know-what before my appointment. Traffic SUCKED and I was in a miserable mood when I finally hit the Providence outskirts. Had planned on visiting DT, but was so sick of traffic and dreaded parking so I aborted and checked into CH instead at about 5:30 pm. Place was dead -- Yoko led me to the sauna. Unlike a previous poster I had a wonderful, lengthy session -- unrushed, at least 10 minutes of teasing before the flip; she also wanted to cuddle for a while before I reached for the wallet which was fine by me. $.4 led to 25 minutes of the main event, including lengthy 69, then MISH -- finished Russian. She was in no hurry, maybe because it was so slow. Cuddled and talked afterwards, then was led off for second shower. Was there almost 90 minutes.
For all you jaded PVD locals -- count your blessings. There but for the Grace of God go you to live in greater Boston with me where the Pickings are Slim and true AMPS are nonexistent.
Only downside: during the clean up shower she produced a new bar of soap and washed my privates. About 30 seconds later while she was rinsing me off my dick began to feel like it was on fire! I don't know what was in the soap but I suspect it must have been some industrial strength septic tank cleaner. I finally had to frantically motion for her to rinse my groin off -- I think she thought I was asking for seconds right there in the shower. I ended up taking the shower head and cleaning myself while trying to hide my pain and keep the whole thing from turning into an X-rated Three Stooges episode. Don't know if the tainted soap is still there or not, so beware.
I went to dt. Arrived at 311, got off elavator and one guy was already waiting in the hall. Lady in pink robe opened the door and told me short wait. In 5 min one guy left, 5 more min a 2nd guy left and they let the first guy in. About a min later she came out and let me in but told me to wait in the chair next to thr restroom. I waited about 2 minutes and a hot girl came over and took me to room C. She left and another one came in. From 1-10 she was a 6 with bad teeth. She told me her name was sunny. I gave her the .60 house fee, she told to get undressed & left. She came back about 2 min later and took me to the steam room (I could hear someone in the ts. When she opened the steamroom door the guy from the hallway was in there. I said to sunny someone is in here and she said that;s ok. (not a big problem for me). I went in and talked for a few (it was his 1st time there). Less then 5 min another hot girl came and took him to the ts. Sunny came and gave me some water for the wait. Then a minute later someone opened the door saw me and said no to the guy she was with. (I could not see him). Seconds later Sunny came in to take me to the ts. The ts was good but a few minutes into it someone told her to hurry. She said no he get 15 min. After the ts we went to the room for a not to good massage. She was slapping my back & pinching me.She did my back for about 10 min told me tlo flip and asked what service I wanted. I told her a hj because that's all I wanted to do with her. She said .60, I said ok. she took off her top and finished me. She did let me fondle. But I am not happy she did'nt do the whole massage. (even though it wasnt that good) Later we were talking and she asked if my friend was waiting outside. I asked what friend? Come to find out they put us in the steamroom together because they thought we kney each other.I left at 409 pm (less then an hour later) I don't get saturdays off to often, so I will stick to early morning weekdays when the women look better & give better service.
[QUOTE=Brent01]Loved Young at Apple... can anyone suggest a replacement?[/QUOTE]A provider by the name of Young new to the DC AMP scene just got a rave review by Ravensfan in the DC - Massage Parlor Reports thread. Read it for her description although mongers' estimates of height, age, etc. could be off. Could this be the Young from Apple in Providence?
Double Nickle
I never realized that one line out of a report would cause such an uproar. When RID posted, I realized it was probably meant for him. I guess it was because of his questioning of a report by Double Nickle.
To clarify, she actually tore the end of the cellophane wrapper. Placed the open end near my lips. I opened my mouth slightly at which point she applied pressure to the opposite end of the recently torn end of the cellophane. This caused the candy to slide out of the cellophane into my mouth. I must say, this was the highlight of my visit.
Really RID apologized to DN back awhile ago. So maybe everyone can move on. In the future I will leave out the little extra detail. In hindsight, it was kind of lame putting it in my report. I have no hard feelings towards Ulie. By the way I did happen to enjoy your DT post. Lets get back to what the board is suppose to be about.
Mike
In the early 90s, one CT AMP masseusse who knew me for abit, would un-wrap the candy, put it in her mouth, kiss me, and push the mint into mine with her tongue. Then she would lick my lips with her tongue to leave a peppermenty taste on my lips as I left.
But that was long ago and far away!