Twas the day before Thanksgiving
I was cruisin the streets the day before Thanksgiving & there were quite a few SWs out. I picked up an old friend & we drove to a quiet alley for some awesome head. While she was at it I told her to stop as I saw some guy heading our way. She just wanted to get me finished so she kept on going, so I grabbed a map out of my door & placed it over her head as if I was looking for directions in that alley. When she was all done I realized it was upside down. I knew that map of Illinois would come in handy one day. As I drove her to her next rendezvous she tried to sell me some laptops. Not sure I want laptops from the hood as they are probably red hot. Lap-dances are much more fun.
Craven.
anyone remember "Santana"??
Anyone remember a short latina SW from the North St and Holton Street area who went by the name "Santana"? She had the best oral skills I've ever experienced in my life. She was very short, and actually had a nice face, on the SW scale it was about an eight.
Any thoughts on her would be appreciated, christ could she provide some oral, outstanding!
The Mistakes We Make When We Get Lazy and Horny
Early this a.m., after some casino play, I decided to look for some street girls. As odd as it sounds, I have had some luck at this time of day. It's nice that it's light out. It's a bit weird since there are so many more people and lots of little kids around, however, finding that diamond in the rough ( young mother who needs to make a few bucks after she puts the kids on the bus ) has always intrigued me.
Heading north on 35th street toward North St., I see a possible. Black, young, beautiful, 10 on SW scale. Seven on any other scale. She looks desperate, waving at me, etc. I go around the block and she is no longer there. She headed into the quiet streets of the neighborhood hoping that I was looking for her. Finally found her and she gets right in the car. We chat a bit. She offers me a feel of her titties for the 'cop check'. She grabs my crotch and at this point I am feeling safe. As it turns out, she has all the right answers.... has a full time job at the hospital just looking for some side cash, looking for regulars ( my favorite ), $25 BJ, etc. I tell her I do not want to do anything in a car and am wondering if she has a place. She says, 'yes, but we have to pay $10 to the lady who owns the place. No problem.
We get to the place and knock on the door to the house and we're chit chatting. She asks if I have ever been arrested and I say no, she pulls out a cell phone / walkie talkie type thing and starts talking in official sounding police stuff that she has another suspect and tells me to move to my car while we wait for the rest of the guys. At this point I am shitting my pants.
Starts preaching to me about all the reasons why I should not be doing what I was doing. She gets my ID and calls it in to her partner and says we have to wait for my record to come back. She asks if I have ever been arrested for drugs, soliciting, or anything, I say 'no' which is the truth. Asks me this question about 20 times, really has me sweating. Tells me if my record comes back clean, she may cut me a break. My record came back clean..."not even a speeding ticket", she remarks. She instructs me to lean against the car and she's frisking me. Empties my pockets and wants to know why I have so much money on me. I explain I was at the casino... Puts everything on the roof of the car in front of me and after she finds no drugs, says I can go but if she ever sees me again I'll be in big trouble, etc, etc, etc. Also tells me to leave quickly before her partner gets there and makes her book me.
I get down the street a bit and realize I have just been ripped off by a very talented actress. She took the big bills out of my wad of cash for a total of $130. Left me a pile of small bills. My heart still pounding, I also notice my cell phone is missing. I later found the phone in my car, but was worried about that for a short time.
It was amazing that she sounded so like a cop. Afterwards, I am still wondering if she is an off duty cop who is moonlighting by ripping guys like me off. Threatened that if she ever sees me again, I’ll be in deep trouble. Clearly, wants me to stay clear of the area.
Even though I was ripped off, I cannot help but chuckle at her scheme. Worked perfect on me. After five years of hobbying, this is the first I can say I was ripped off.