Escort Reports

[QUOTE=The Web]I see a gazillion of them on CL. The hot ones have some sort of disclaimer, stating that $ is for companionship only. Does this mean no FS, or are they just trying to fly under the radar?

I found a few I like but they all have that disclaimers. Sounds like the "take my money and run" operations.

What do you all think?[/QUOTE]Hello The Web

Ok Noob I will not flame you this time, the next report you post I hope will have some intel on a CL provider you have seen in the biblical sense. If I see report #5 asking for info; Load, Lock, Fire in the Hole, you will deservedly be flamed. You have 4 reports, all asking for information, names, addresses’s and free legal advice. Exchange means goods, information and intel goes both ways, so far your reports have been only one way.

As Jackson has so often stated “The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex” not for soliciting women for prostitution and/or women advertising for the purpose of prostitution which is illegal. Neither you nor any one on this board would want to do anything illegal!

Prostitution is illegal!

Advertising for prostitution is illegal!

Having said the necessary sort of disclaimers! I think if you “The Web” go to Forums > Craigslist Reviews > Maryland > Baltimore-Craigslists Reviews and/or Forums > Craigslist Reviews > Washington DC > City-Wide-Craigslists Reviews and you RTFF(click Abbreviations in the header bar and go to RTFF) there are a gazillion CL reports (I have made a dozen or so myself), you will be able to find a CL “companion for hire” provider that does not take your money and run.

I will be patiently waiting for your report #5 chocked full of intel; You have the tools now go do your job as a monger.

A very patient Big Red today

do not waste your time with the others, I took Van drivers recomendations, and came away with grins from ear to ear. like Van, only seniors can pm me for details. and i will follow site recomendaitons. well worth it. in fact underpriced. Girl raise your price, I will pay, and most others will too ! PS next time let me dine longer at the y.

[QUOTE=Navy One]Girl raise your price, I will pay, and most others will too ![/QUOTE]


What the fuck did you say? Holy Buck Fatman... you need to stop typing while hammered drunk. And just in case you're sober, keep your retarded drivelings to yourself where they won't do any damage. I don't mean to come down hard, but holy shit... you do realize that there are providers out there who actually read the forum, right? Do you? Overpaying is one thing - but this is another thing altogether. Navy, this is strike two..... I am sure that LL is going to say something about this... I'm thinking that if you happen to have an asbestos suit you need to put it on. Now. And find some way to atone for your sins.


Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Navy One]do not waste your time with the others, I took Van drivers recomendations, and came away with grins from ear to ear. like Van, only seniors can pm me for details. and i will follow site recomendaitons. well worth it. in fact underpriced. Girl raise your price, I will pay, and most others will too ! PS next time let me dine longer at the y.[/QUOTE]

FUCK DUDE? What are you thinking? I hope to hell she doesn't read this board.... Your post sounds like you are getting a deal next time for a great review. Don't fall for that temptation--it reduces your credibility with your peers here. And after that bad call on Sun.... :confused: Hmmmmm?

Don't get me wrong, there are benefits to giving a great post, but always be prepared to tell the real story. e.g. After apparently reading my recent RT report, my girl was a sweetie, and a great businesswoman, to realize my somewhat negative report on our third outing called for a phone call to patch up out relationship. :D

Prices in DC have held steady for the most part because there are enough assholes like me, loopy, robie, van, lax, BR50, bsr, etc ad infinitum that fuck a lot and get truly pissed when we have to pay more for no better service that the line in the sand is drawn. Don't advocate crossing it. :mad:

LoveLOS

[QUOTE=Navy One]do not waste your time with the others, I took Van drivers recomendations, and came away with grins from ear to ear. like Van, only seniors can pm me for details. and i will follow site recomendaitons. well worth it. in fact underpriced. Girl raise your price, I will pay, and most others will too ! PS next time let me dine longer at the y.[/QUOTE]

Ok, I have a simple retort to your recommendations to her raising her prices... And, it consists of your initials: NO!

Come on man, why in the world would you suggest to fuck up a good thing. The greatest thing about this lady is that she provides great companionship for an appropriate price.

There are others out there who provide similar companionship but at a slightly higher price. At the same time, she is more pricey than the bricks-n-mortar businesses, so her charge is more than appropriate.

I, for one, am offended that you took my suggestion and now you are suggesting that we all pay more than the requested price for her time. I am just sorry that I posted about her on this board in public at all. In retrospect, I should have PM'd those who have provided me pertinent information via incoming PMs.

In the future, I suggest that you not proactively screw up the market economy. Let the seller dictate the price and the buyer decide if the price is right.

By the way, if she does raise the rates, can I tell her that you'll send her the difference for me?

Next time...please think with the big head before contributing.

Van

I am not a well-known figure, myself, but I feel we should cut Navy One some slack! He has been a good contributor to this board, and I think what he meant by his comment was that Sunshine is that good. In other words, he was just giving a compliment! Let's not jump on fellow senior members who have a good history of contributions.

You are right fellas, next time I will not post right after I leave the location, and wait till my blood returns to the head on my shoulders. Points well taken. This was service I have not had when I had given more. Consider myself flamed.

[QUOTE=Navy One]you are right fellas, next time I will not post right after I leave the location, and wait till my blood returns to the head on my shoulders. points well taken. This was service I have not had when I had given more ...consider myself flamed[/QUOTE]It seems that whenever we received service as we did pre-black Wednesday, we get a little giddy.

Thanks for owning up to thinking with the little head. Now, if only my little head could make me some money.

Van

While I was wandering through the escort page on Eros-DC I came across a looker. Giselle. What a bod!

What was I thinking that she would actually be the babe I would hook up with at the posh hotel on Calvert?

The service was actually pretty good.

The price a little high but the lesson. Again, of course, is don't get your hopes up too high when cruising through the menu.

This report is kinda old (been over a month since the occurance) but it is still relevant (if you have the correct contact info). Some of you gents might have seen her on CL going by the name of Jlo. You have to send her a message on Yahoo messenger in order to contact her then she will give you her digits. the catch is she only post on CL on the day she is providing service so she is hard to find. A mutual friend of ours set up our meeting. She was in a Upscale hotel in DC (her cost). YMMV but if you are nice enough & make her feel comfy she will sit & chat with you for quite a while. I wasnt hurried & she even offered me refreshements. I wont go further into the details of the services offered but lets just say that I got more than my moneys worth.

Looks 8
Body 8
Attitude 10
Service 10

D.A.S.
Took one for the team--good job and good advice. CL girls looking like the pics... Hmmm I'd give it about a 25% chance on the random selections I have made around the country. The better the pics, the lower the odds it is the same girl. I can vouch for the TBWNN girls (see my report in SW with links to their appropriate CL posts).

Navy,
Good job taking a beating and keeping on ticking. The force is strong with this one, OhBSR Kenoobi.

Little Red,
I have to admit I have been impressed with your keyboardsmanship since the RT. Some great wordsmithing. Keep it up and, well, fuck, I'll keep ROTFLMFAO, which is a good thing. ;)

LoveLOS

I'm new to the hobby in the US. I have been more at ease making connections while I was traveling in Lain Am.

I travel throughout the East from Florida to Boston, with making a number of stops in the BWI/DC area.

I decided to give it a try in DC based on some of the reports I read. Thx to all of the members that contributed, the info helped. I traveled the K-L loop tonight. LE was out in force. This made me very nervous. I spotted one BSW that definetly caught my eye. She had big tits and a nice size bottom. Every time I tried to pull over to talk with her, the LE would show up. I finally parked my car and decided to walk. I finally met her. She said her name was Candi, kshe was abou 5'2", nice butt and big boobs (I'm a boob man). Things were going well till the negotiation. She asked for $$, I tried to negotiate and she went to $1.5. Sorry guys, I feel that was too high for a SW, especially my first time. We parted ways.

I'll only get better and less nervous with practice. my next trip to DC, hopefully I have a better report.

Agaikn, thanks for all the reports and information.

I was RTFF'ing from way back and saw someone writing about where they might find Somali or Ethiopians...H&H has an Ethiopian working there now...can't remember her name...FS but no BJ (!?)

Looks: 7.0
Body: 6.0
Age: 35

Good work, Diver. Those arent the going street rates for fs, they are double the going rates. Next time let her know you know the rates. Some guys might say less, but for K&L loop girls, generally 40bj/100fs are about the standard. Now, if you happened to find the skank areas in NE, the rates are substantially lower.

Next time put your streetwalker report in the Streetwalker section tho.

Saw this very tall redhead last nite. $ for 30. She is way overweight but since I drove 40 mins, WTF I TOFTT. She was clean however an unmemorable experience overall. Her pics and her didnt match very well. Would not repeat.

PC out