General Reports

Hearing all the glowing reports, I decided to give OK a try. Was met by Tammy, but mamasan did the TS.

Then, on to the massage, with lots of get-to-know you chat. She started talking about her "friend" Mimi, who may be Penny, and how she wants a boyfriend so she can stop working. Then, on to discussions about extras. She offered a twofer massage but the price quoted was $$.2 and she wouldn't budge. I settled for a single.

After we negotiated, we had a decent conversation which turned to 69 subjects, then to cowgirls and finally missions.

I still had time and she brought in Mimi to demonstate her massage skills. I tipped Mimi .2 for the rubdown.

All and all, it wasn't bad, but not so great.

I think its safe to we had a heck of a good year in the hobbying lifestlye. Met some new ho's and had a blast along the way.

Let's hope 2009 is filled with more adventures than 2008. Stay safe tonight and since I like to say New Years Eve is amateur night. Be very careful if you drink and drive or LEO will be in your rear view mirror.

Happy New Year 2009..............

[QUOTE=Dragster]Good post Ram[/QUOTE]

I've been stopped by the cops twice for picking up a girl. The first time I went to jail. I'm not going to talk about the specifics of that, but it was a very long time ago.

The second time I got smart and said two magical words: "Fifth Amendment". They took my name, took her into custody, and let me go with a stern warning. I never heard about it again.

Folks, you don't have to talk to the police. You don't have to say anything at all. You don't even have to make up a story to stick to. In fact, I imagine that's more annoying to them than just coming out with "Fifth Amendment". They know what you were doing. You know what you were doing. By saying "Fifth Amendment," you're doing the most honest thing you can do: letting them know you aren't going to admit to anything. I imagine they find this much less annoying than some bullshit story. It also lets them know that you know how the game is played. If it goes to trial — which is highly unlikely — they have absolutely nothing. Not even a bullshit story. Because they know this, they are very unlikely to arrest you if you say "Fifth Amendment". Many people are unwilling to say the two magical words because they think it's a kind of admission of guilt. It is, in a way, but that's why it's magical: Because it's an admission of guilt they can do absolutely nothing with.

My advice: Don't bother with bullshit stories. End things right away with the two magical words.

[QUOTE=TampaDave]She started talking about her "friend" Mimi, who may be Penny, and how she wants a boyfriend so she can stop working. [/QUOTE]

Hey Dave, you wouldn't have a photo of Mimi/Penny would you??

I can be her boyfriend but she'd still have to work!

Thanks for this video reminder. The most important takeaway for me was that NOTHING you say to uncle leo can help you, only get you closer to an extended stay in the Hanoi Hilton.

Nervous relatively inexperienced mongers like myself thank you for your public service announcement.

[QUOTE=Gixxer1000]Rjinstpete just posted the best possible advice probably ever written here.

Everybody owes it to themselves to watch this video (there are two parts, the second is arguably more valuable).

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik[/url]

Most people go to jail because the incriminate themselves. Keeping your cool and knowing your rights WILL save your ass someday.[/QUOTE]

The exact Fifth Amendment:
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.


I think I can use this when the SO starts asking me to many questions also. I think it would be best for me to know nothing about nothing. Seems to work for Sgt. Schultz.. I see nothing... I know nothing... LOL!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlmz7omnM-E[/url]


Happy Hunting..


[QUOTE=Tampa Monger]I've been stopped by the cops twice for picking up a girl. The first time I went to jail. I'm not going to talk about the specifics of that, but it was a very long time ago.

The second time I got smart and said two magical words: "Fifth Amendment". They took my name, took her into custody, and let me go with a stern warning. I never heard about it again.

Folks, you don't have to talk to the police. You don't have to say anything at all. You don't even have to make up a story to stick to. In fact, I imagine that's more annoying to them than just coming out with "Fifth Amendment". They know what you were doing. You know what you were doing. By saying "Fifth Amendment," you're doing the most honest thing you can do: letting them know you aren't going to admit to anything. I imagine they find this much less annoying than some bullshit story. It also lets them know that you know how the game is played. If it goes to trial — which is highly unlikely — they have absolutely nothing. Not even a bullshit story. Because they know this, they are very unlikely to arrest you if you say "Fifth Amendment". Many people are unwilling to say the two magical words because they think it's a kind of admission of guilt. It is, in a way, but that's why it's magical: Because it's an admission of guilt they can do absolutely nothing with.

My advice: Don't bother with bullshit stories. End things right away with the two magical words.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Consultant]The exact Fifth Amendment:
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.


I think I can use this when the SO starts asking me to many questions also. I think it would be best for me to know nothing about nothing. Seems to work for Sgt. Schultz.. I see nothing... I know nothing... LOL!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlmz7omnM-E[/url]


Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]

And of course, the relevant part for us is "No person ... shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself". In other words, don't say anything! No bullshit stories, nothing. ALL cops are aware of the Fifth Amendment.

[QUOTE=Tampa Monger]And of course, the relevant part for us is "No person ... shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself". In other words, don't say anything! No bullshit stories, nothing. ALL cops are aware of the Fifth Amendment.[/QUOTE]

In general, the courts have stated that a cop can't detain you at a traffic stop beyond a "reasonable amount of time" which is generally held up to be 20 minutes. At the 20 minute mark, start asking the cop "am I free to go or am I being legally detained for questioning". That will usually make them sh*t or get off the pot.

Or, just point out the number of SW that have walked by that you're missing out on because they're holding you up..... ;)

No, i don't, I didn't think of it. She did give a pretty good massage though.

[QUOTE=Drew Park]Hey Dave, you wouldn't have a photo of Mimi/Penny would you??

I can be her boyfriend but she'd still have to work![/QUOTE]

Have been reading this forum for years.

You all have been a wealth of info. I thank all of you! If I may, I think you should all watch this little clip:

[url]http://www.wimp.com/coprule/[/url]

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Watch this clip:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMjMPlXzdA&feature=related[/url]

They really make you you think.

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There is a lot of talk in this forum about cop stops. Check this out...

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMjMPlXzdA&feature=related[/url]

JT

I need a little help here. Someone here must have seen this provider.

Just want to find out if the pics match the person and if the service is good. You can send me a P.M. if you want too. I've seen her Ads for a while but haven't found any reviews for her. Help please before my other head makes me go! LOL

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Simply put not her in the picture. I tried her last week. Incall spot off Gandy. Cute girl, but not that hot ass body in the picture at all. Petite chick, ok build, totally quiet and lazy lay. Kind of creeped me out. Almost left, she kept staring at me when I walked in, and I told her she was creeping me out. Then after she got naked, I felt a little more comfortable but she kept starring. Really creepy IMO.

[QUOTE=SirLickaLot]I need a little help here. Someone here must have seen this provider.

Just want to find out if the pics match the person and if the service is good. You can send me a P.M. if you want too. I've seen her Ads for a while but haven't found any reviews for her. Help please before my other head makes me go! LOL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AlterdBeast]Simply put not her in the picture. I tried her last week. Incall spot off Gandy. Cute girl, but not that hot ass body in the picture at all. Petite chick, ok build, totally quiet and lazy lay. Kind of creeped me out. Almost left, she kept staring at me when I walked in, and I told her she was creeping me out. Then after she got naked, I felt a little more comfortable but she kept starring. Really creepy IMO.[/QUOTE]

Glad to see these reviews. I was thinking about checking her out. Thanks for saving me the effort.