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[QUOTE=LennyMars;5851805]This place isn't in squaresville! Your boy Lenny Mars went to Cosmos and it was out of this world. LOL, just kidding guys. Not out of this world service, but standard AMP which is nice cause sometimes I don't care for the full menu. TS available and a pretty good massage. ST and flip. Damage .6/.4 Recommended.[/QUOTE]What is cosmos?
[QUOTE=Zmac1;5853034]What is cosmos?[/QUOTE]Billions and billions. Cosmos is an [URL=https://cosmosbodycarespa.com]AMP[/URL] way the fuck out near Middletown. In a little town called [URL=https://www.google.com/maps/place/Circleville,+NY+10919/@41.5142586,-74.4009979,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x89dcd28b43aacadd:0x120467207b5544e4!8m2!3d41.5142604!4d-74.3834883]CIRCLEVILLE, NY[/URL]. Thus, the joke about not being is Squaresville.
Now, I'm from the east side of the River. So if I'm going to go out that far, I figure Monticello's right there anyway. So I might as well get [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15636-Escort-Reports&p=5793745&viewfull=1#post5793745]GHOSTED BY NIC[/URL] or the 2 new questionable newbies, [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?15636-Escort-Reports&p=5851842&viewfull=1#post5851842]EMMA & JANELLE[/URL]. This last paragraph was said tongue-in-check, and references posts in the Escorts thread.
[QUOTE=LennyMars;5851805]This place isn't in squaresville! Your boy Lenny Mars went to Cosmos and it was out of this world. LOL, just kidding guys. Not out of this world service, but standard AMP which is nice cause sometimes I don't care for the full menu. TS available and a pretty good massage. ST and flip. Damage .6/.4 Recommended.[/QUOTE]What did the girl look like and how old?
[QUOTE=Dingus1089;5849714]My old reliable Spring was closed but their was another one in the same Plazza. Ying Ying I think. Anyone been their yet. ?[/QUOTE]Same phone number as spring. Brand new inside. Very nice. Girl 22 ish. Nice massage. Full utc roaming for the HE.
[QUOTE=ScottMcNealy;5857862]Same phone number as spring. Brand new inside. Very nice. Girl 22 ish. Nice massage. Full utc roaming for the HE.[/QUOTE]Do you think FS is offered. At spring that was on the menu.
[QUOTE=Dingus1089;5859341]Do you think FS is offered. At spring that was on the menu.[/QUOTE]I went here two days ago-Yin Yang. Will post review separately.
Gave it a shot. Was hoping for something better. Inside is new and clean. Skipped TS as I just showered and wanted more massage. Two girls, one older and then a younger one, 20's, had a bit of chub or thickness, not terrible and face was cute. Her name was Ana, Chinese. Massage was not good at all. Lots of picking and prodding with the fingers, lose times the same spot for minutes on end. I had to give her guidance during the massage to make it somewhat pleasurable. No play before flip. On flip went strait to HE immediately. Allowed some OTC and little UTC roaming. Once finished, Cleaned me up, immediately said we're done. Don't expect more than an HE here.
Strange thing. Front door is completely unlocked for anyone to just walk right in, like I did. When I walked in, it took a couple minutes till anyone came out. Then I'm told they're both currently busy with customers. I actually waited, about 20 minutes in a room. I mentioned they should at least lock the front, but either they didn't understand me or just didn't think they needed to. I probably will not return unless I hear things get better.
845-476-2226.
Drove down from my usual Albany haunts because I was tired of middle aged Asian. Managed to get into Euro and see a girl they said was brand new. Not sure if that was sell up or true, but she was an early 20's thin Russian with waist length blonde hair, very small chest, nice butt for a spinner type, and moderate English (not good at understanding euphemisms).
Session was a nice back rub with good tease, not a lot of massage but I was there for extras anyway. Prices were normal 100 for house plus 200 for the girl. No BJ before the main event but very enjoyable overall.
Where is this place?
[QUOTE=Altenayter;5877878]Drove down from my usual Albany haunts because I was tired of middle aged Asian. Managed to get into Euro and see a girl they said was brand new. Not sure if that was sell up or true, but she was an early 20's thin Russian with waist length blonde hair, very small chest, nice butt for a spinner type, and moderate English (not good at understanding euphemisms).
Session was a nice back rub with good tease, not a lot of massage but I was there for extras anyway. Prices were normal 100 for house plus 200 for the girl. No BJ before the main event but very enjoyable overall.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=HudsonVlyMastr;5882210]Where is this place?[/QUOTE]Goshen. You can find it on rubmaps. Phone on rubmaps is accurate, phone on the big search engines is out of date.
Anyone know which massage provider in the area has the biggest tits? Would greatly appreciate it.
[QUOTE=GivingCollisio;5932380]Anyone know which massage provider in the area has the biggest tits? Would greatly appreciate it.[/QUOTE]The key phrase I took away from your question was "in the area".
In my opinion: Jessica at SN Therapy, has the largest titties, in our area. Of massage providers. I submit [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7184-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=5932020&viewfull=1#post5932020]THIS POST[/URL] as merely one piece of evidence.
The two times I've had Jessica were fantastic. She does this combo thing (or, at least, she did with me) wherein she alternates between Russian (with light amount of baby oil) to BBBJ, back to Russian, etc. After a few minutes of this, she'll slip the cover on and you're off to the Races with the Main Events. Why am I telling you this? Because I found myself thinking (to myself): "Her titties are so perfect, her face is gorgeous. I could just spend the whole hour like this. " I. E. Main Events not necessarily necessary.
Also, they're gorgeous. No flabbiness, overhanging, misshapen-ness. Like a Marvel illustrator drew them. They look like American titties on an Asian woman.
I've been to Spa Paradise 3 times and went with Lulu because there's 3 reports on rubmaps for Lulu. All 3 times didn't get the happy ending. Not sure what I'm doing wrong? Should I take off my underwear and lay naked?
Has anyone been to Spa Paradise in Middletown? On rubmaps there are 3 reports saying lulu was their provider and gave happy ending. I went 3 times to her and no happy ending. I did not take off my underwear, should I next time?
[QUOTE=HudsonValley12;5959567]Has anyone been to Spa Paradise in Middletown? On rubmaps there are 3 reports saying lulu was their provider and gave happy ending. I went 3 times to her and no happy ending. I did not take off my underwear, should I next time?[/QUOTE]Yes. That is, arguably, the Number One thing. Instead of chastising you for being newbish, I will instead admit publicly: same thing happened to me, long ago, my first time. Fortunately, I had a super-awesome first-time AMP provider (Mahopac venue) who I STILL go to see on a regular basis (best HE in the Hudson Valley, in my opinion. I've nicknamed her "The Queen Of The 1,000 Techniques".
I'll summarize my first time experience: scheduled appt at a venue I was POSITIVE gave HEs, laid down on table with my underwear still on, received a top-notch first-class massage, as we neared the 45/50 minute mark I grew worried. At 1 hour, she said (essentially) "Times up, you feel good?" I said I felt great, but strongly implied I could have felt better, and expressed my confusion in as vanilla way as possible. She said, with broken / not good English, essentially: "If I understand you correctly, if you want THAT kind of massage. You MUST begin the Session completely naked. No underwear. Otherwise I won't know how to proceed".
Since it was my first time, and my "thermometer" was red-lining, I asked: "Can I buy an extra half hour, right now?" To which she said: "Normally, yes. But I have other customer waiting. Come back tomorrow, or soon, and we'll do it right. " Needless to say, the 2nd time was my true 1st time. And it was so great to have a woman like her, who totally read my mind and had my number. She was giggling the whole time as if to imply: "You silly, stupid Newb. NO UNDERWEAR". So, I was lucky.
Your debriefing concludes. Lose the briefs.