[QUOTE=Jeepy;1361543]What were the prices for FS?[/QUOTE]If I remember correctly it was $.5- $$ additional to door cost.
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[QUOTE=Jeepy;1361543]What were the prices for FS?[/QUOTE]If I remember correctly it was $.5- $$ additional to door cost.
I have never been to an AMP but would like to visit the ones that recently opened in Montgomery. I really like a good massage as I have a lot of stress and back pain. Can you actually get a decent massage at Lily or Smile? Also, how do I approach the subject of "extras"? Should I keep my mouth shut and wait for them to offer or do I just bust out and say: hey, how's about a happy ending?
[QUOTE=Woundedbear;1386921]I have never been to an AMP but would like to visit the ones that recently opened in Montgomery. I really like a good massage as I have a lot of stress and back pain. Can you actually get a decent massage at Lily or Smile? Also, how do I approach the subject of "extras"? Should I keep my mouth shut and wait for them to offer or do I just bust out and say: hey, how's about a happy ending?[/QUOTE]Smells like swine to me.
[QUOTE=WarEagle99;1390233]Smells like swine to me.[/QUOTE]You are entitled to your opinion, but you are wrong.
A typical approach may be something like this: during the massage try and touch her. She'll push you away; don't be put off by that, rather, later on, gently try it again.
On the flip side continue to touch her. Once she's convinced you are sane (and desire extras) she'll start another coy maneuver, whispering, asking what you want. Using sign language (not words) tell her. She will NOT verbally ask for money; if the request is do-able she'll hold out her hands for a donation.
If you provide the appropriate amount she'll take it and disappear (she doesn't want to be stiffed or caught holding your money); don't worry, she'll be back -and it will happen.
if it's not enough she'll explain that she/they don't do that here. Take the hint, it's not enough money. Next time offer a bigger donation.
In other words YOU have to be the one asking and offering (an illegal act), she won't. YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
[QUOTE=Wiregrass; 1390978]A typical approach may be something like this: during the massage try and touch her. She'll push you away; don't be put off by that, rather, later on, gently try it again.
On the flip side continue to touch her. Once she's convinced you are sane (and desire extras) she'll start another coy maneuver, whispering, asking what you want. Using sign language (not words) tell her. She will NOT verbally ask for money; if the request is do-able she'll hold out her hands for a donation.
If you provide the appropriate amount she'll take it and disappear (she doesn't want to be stiffed or caught holding your money) ; don't worry, she'll be back. And it will happen.
If it's not enough she'll explain that she / they don't do that here. Take the hint, it's not enough money. Next time offer a bigger donation.
In other words YOU have to be the one asking and offering (an illegal act) , she won't. YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much, I appreciate the help. I've been to "legitimate" masseuses (deep tissue massage) before and often thought of asking for something extra but never had the courage.
[QUOTE=Woundedbear;1386921]I have never been to an AMP but would like to visit the ones that recently opened in Montgomery. I really like a good massage as I have a lot of stress and back pain. Can you actually get a decent massage at Lily or Smile? Also, how do I approach the subject of "extras"? Should I keep my mouth shut and wait for them to offer or do I just bust out and say: hey, how's about a happy ending?[/QUOTE]First thing is to act like this isn't your first AMP visit. Just relax and see what happens. Usually you pay the house fee up front, then off to the TS. This is where she will wash you and see how you react to her soaping up your privates. Just relax and enjoy and smile, maybe use that as a chance to rub her leg or whatever and just say something nice to her.
Back in the room will usually get a back rub, then the flip. I don't try anything during the backrub, just chill. I usually pay my house fee with $ and leave the change in the room so I can just add something to it on the flip. Keep it handy in your front pocket ready to go so there is not a lot of messing around. After U-turn over, brush her leg, ass, whatever and smile. Nothing to aggressive, she will figure it out. When she gives a hand gesture for extras, just grad your bank and add it to the pile. She will leave and come back about 5 minutes later and probably cut the lights and get to work.
Good luck.
[QUOTE=WarEagle99;1390233]Smells like swine to me.[/QUOTE]I'm in complete agreement with you on this one.
[QUOTE=Highway Man; 1391286]First thing is to act like this isn't your first AMP visit. Just relax and see what happens. Usually you pay the house fee up front, then off to the TS. This is where she will wash you and see how you react to her soaping up your privates. Just relax and enjoy and smile, maybe use that as a chance to rub her leg or whatever and just say something nice to her.
Back in the room will usually get a back rub, then the flip. I don't try anything during the backrub, just chill. I usually pay my house fee with $ and leave the change in the room so I can just add something to it on the flip. Keep it handy in your front pocket ready to go so there is not a lot of messing around. After U-turn over, brush her leg, ass, whatever and smile. Nothing to aggressive, she will figure it out. When she gives a hand gesture for extras, just grad your bank and add it to the pile. She will leave and come back about 5 minutes later and probably cut the lights and get to work.
Good luck.[/QUOTE]Thank you. I'm assuming my first attempt will still be rather clumsy, but I"m willing to give it a go.
Hi guys been reading and never posted so here goes been to AMP 2 times already and lets say its 100% better than other down road by far. Its much cleaner and no rush, went this morning and seen same provider as first time remeber me by my tats, older ladt answerd door gave me a quick hug and le check LOL, then off to room to collect door fee $.6. Then provider came in quick hug and off to sauna for a few min, then came and got me for ts, we both did our le check she just giggled. Ts was a long and good one with alot of teasing, and small talk, then back to sauna which she came in and dryed me off with more playful teasing. Off to room for a very good massage almost forgot where I was at, then on flip not alot of talk she knew I knew gave my$.8 for FS very noisy BBBJ then to miss, then a very healthy reverse cowgirl to finish in doggie, I will def go back on my next trip here total time in place 1 hour 37 min worth it.
[QUOTE=Applewood509;1401304]Hi guys been reading and never posted so here goes been to AMP 2 times already and lets say its 100% better than other down road by far. Its much cleaner and no rush, went this morning and seen same provider as first time remeber me by my tats, older ladt answerd door gave me a quick hug and le check LOL, then off to room to collect door fee $.6. Then provider came in quick hug and off to sauna for a few min, then came and got me for ts, we both did our le check she just giggled. Ts was a long and good one with alot of teasing, and small talk, then back to sauna which she came in and dryed me off with more playful teasing. Off to room for a very good massage almost forgot where I was at, then on flip not alot of talk she knew I knew gave my$.8 for FS very noisy BBBJ then to miss, then a very healthy reverse cowgirl to finish in doggie, I will def go back on my next trip here total time in place 1 hour 37 min worth it.[/QUOTE]What's a good time of day to go? I went at about 4:30pm a few weeks ago and had an okay experience, but not great. Of course, part of that could have just been me. I still need to get more comfortable.
[QUOTE=RichMann;1401944]What's a good time of day to go? I went at about 4:30pm a few weeks ago and had an okay experience, but not great. Of course, part of that could have just been me. I still need to get more comfortable.[/QUOTE]I went first time about same time you did was ok went again early in morning much better try early on but as day gets longer at nite I noticed several cars there.
[QUOTE=Applewood509;1402172]I went first time about same time you did was ok went again early in morning much better try early on but as day gets longer at nite I noticed several cars there.[/QUOTE]I've that if you go close to closing time, they tend to spend a little more time with you. I normally go to Twain about 15 minutes before close. That way you're probably that girl's last customer for the night.
[QUOTE=Applewood509;1401304]Hi guys been reading and never posted so here goes been to AMP 2 times already and lets say its 100% better than other down road by far. Its much cleaner and no rush, went this morning and seen same provider as first time remeber me by my tats, older ladt answerd door gave me a quick hug and le check LOL, then off to room to collect door fee $.6. Then provider came in quick hug and off to sauna for a few min, then came and got me for ts, we both did our le check she just giggled. Ts was a long and good one with alot of teasing, and small talk, then back to sauna which she came in and dryed me off with more playful teasing. Off to room for a very good massage almost forgot where I was at, then on flip not alot of talk she knew I knew gave my$.8 for FS very noisy BBBJ then to miss, then a very healthy reverse cowgirl to finish in doggie, I will def go back on my next trip here total time in place 1 hour 37 min worth it.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure but generally $= 100 dollars, so are you saying the house fee here is $160, or are you just useing the dollar sign to show dollars and the house fee is only 60. The first way of reading it makes it seem pricey. The other and I'll add it to my list to visit.
[QUOTE=Woundedbear;1395019]Thank you. I'm assuming my first attempt will still be rather clumsy, but I"m willing to give it a go.[/QUOTE]My first time at a spa, I think I broke most of the rules, except letting her clearly see that I wasn't a cop, and I walked out $.8 lighter than I walked in, having met the most gorgeous asian female I have ever had the privilege to dream about. Since I have done a little better $$$ wise. I say this to tell you not to worry, it isn't rocket science.
[QUOTE=Ciphotoau;1412180]I'm not sure but generally $= 100 dollars, so are you saying the house fee here is $160, or are you just useing the dollar sign to show dollars and the house fee is only 60. The first way of reading it makes it seem pricey. The other and I'll add it to my list to visit.[/QUOTE]House fee was. 60 may have had to manry adult beverages while posting this LOL
[QUOTE=Applewood509;1401304]Hi guys been reading and never posted so here goes been to AMP 2 times already and lets say its 100% better than other down road by far. Its much cleaner and no rush, went this morning and seen same provider as first time remeber me by my tats, older ladt answerd door gave me a quick hug and le check LOL, then off to room to collect door fee $.6. Then provider came in quick hug and off to sauna for a few min, then came and got me for ts, we both did our le check she just giggled. Ts was a long and good one with alot of teasing, and small talk, then back to sauna which she came in and dryed me off with more playful teasing. Off to room for a very good massage almost forgot where I was at, then on flip not alot of talk she knew I knew gave my$.8 for FS very noisy BBBJ then to miss, then a very healthy reverse cowgirl to finish in doggie, I will def go back on my next trip here total time in place 1 hour 37 min worth it.[/QUOTE]She remembered you by your tats, and you are doing LE checks? Lmao. I'm going to call this report BS! Our tax dollars hard at work.
I agree with wareagle99
Smells like applewood bacon 5. 0.
LOL.
This might help you, as well as some of the other newbies. Enjoy our hobby.
AMP Tips And Guidelines
Here are some tips and etiquette for visitors looking for extras in an AMP (Asian Massage Parlor). I'm one who prefers the AMPs to the other mongering options because they seem to provide a safe and relaxing environment. I wanted to share some general information in a number of sections and decided to do it here instead as more people are likely to view it and add on. I hope this can help any newbies to AMPs or jog the memory of AMP experts to dish out some tips of their own.
1) Leave Valuables and Extra Money Outside. Only take in what you need. Some places may want to see your I'd. You will need money or a credit card to pay. I usually take my cell-phone, keys, and only enough money to pay for what I want. If you don't know what the charge will be, put money in different pockets or hide it in your wallet (behind a photo or something) so they don't see all your money at once. I had one girl looking in my wallet after I told her I was used to paying $100 for FS and she wanted $150. Luckily, I had already "moved" the extra money somewhere else and only paid the $100. Use the specific city forums to research and post pricing in the area you are going.
2) Entry into the AMP. Entry can be done in a number of ways. Sometimes, there is a locked door with a buzzer and sometimes you enter like a normal business. When you are greeted, smile and say Hello, to the person letting you in. They will most likely be the mama-san who is in charge of the girls. At some point, either at the front or in a massage room, you'll be asked what you want. Simply state "1 Hour Please" or whatever time limit you want. You'll be told a price and you should pay that to start without talking about any tips or extras. I recommend at least an hour as shorter times may cheapen your experience. 30 minutes is good if you are in a rush or short on cash. Sometimes you pay the person admitting you and sometimes it's the actual girl you pay. At this point, you aren't asking for anything other than a massage.
3) Become a Repeat Customer. This seems to be the number one factor. The providers want to make sure you are "not a cop" and once they are comfortable that you aren't, they will more than likely provide extras. I've been asked many times,"have you been here before?" and it's always good to answer "yes". If they remember you, even better. If not, try and remember the name of the person you saw before.
3a) Fake Being a Repeat Customer. If you haven't been to a particular place before, act like you have been. Get information about them in the forums for the cities you plan on visiting, or your home town. Find out the going rates for HJ, BJ, FS etc. And have the money handy. Even a little comment during the Table Shower or Sauna such as "this is my favorite part" or something along those lines will make them think you were there before. Do your research before you go!
3b) If you are a new Customer. You can tell them that you have been to other AMP's in another city. This is a good technique if you are travelling and are trying out AMP's in a new city. You can also name a competitor and say you used to go there but you moved and this one is closer or that you want to try something new. The goal is to let them know you've been to AMP's before, but that you are new to their particular establishment. Depending on the place, this may or may not lead to extras.
4) Get Fully Undressed ASAP. Yes, you will be naked. In my experience, the girl takes your door fee, leaves for a minute or more. Sometimes she will ask you to get undressed, sometimes she won't, sometimes she will and you won't understand a word she said. So use this time to take ALL of your clothes off. My first time, I was standing in my underwear and she told me to take those off too. I felt as if she knew it was my first time. So get naked and if the towel slides off, let it. It will show her that you have done this before. Be free with nudity.
5) Bring your own condom. The "purse" is a great opportunity to place a condom where she can see it. If there is no purse, lay the condom on a table or somewhere that is in view. Usually, if they are providing extras, they will provide the condom. But showing the initiative to bringing your own indicates you are there for more than a massage.
6) Shower Etiquette. Some places offer a shower where you go in yourself and wash. If they don't offer, ask if there is one. Some places take you to a table-shower where they put you on a table and wash you. Some places, the girl will wash everything including your genitals. This is a good thing. Some places may ask you to wash your own genitals and I would advise you to do so if you want them to do anything later. It is not generally appropriate to ask for extras at this time. It also helps if you know where the shower is and lead her there instead of her leading you.
7) Enjoy the Massage. It's part of the experience, and the girls usually give you a pretty good massage. If you have a stiff neck, sore legs, or something else, let her know so she can concentrate on those areas. You usually start out on your stomach and she rubs your back, legs, arms, etc. She may brush against you with her crotch, lift up her skirt and sit on your butt, and lean over brushing her body against you. Different places vary as far as touching her, but light brushing on her leg or arm aren't too intrusive and will generally let her know you are looking for extras. This isn't necessary and I usually don't "touch" her until later. This is still part of the "I'm not a cop" routine.
8) Lose the Towel. If there is a towel covering you, do everything possible to get it off of you. If it's covering your butt, roll around while she isn't near you so it gets out of position or falls to the floor. If she puts it back, lose it again. Don't be too obvious but at some point, the towel will most likely be tossed aside. If she is persistent, feel free to ask "no towel please" or something along those lines.
9) Become Aroused. Usually, the girl will try to get you aroused. She'll lighten up the touch a little around your buttocks and brush your skin gently. Shift yourself if you do become aroused to "let her know" that you need room to grow. If you aren't getting aroused, shift yourself anyway to "fake" getting aroused. This will let her know that your johnson is growing and you are getting ready. She may even reach underneath and lend a helping hand if you are lucky.
10) Wait to Flip Over. At some point, she'll ask you to flip over. When she does, simply flip over onto your back. You may or may not be aroused at this point. Either way, she'll know and she'll do everything she legally knows how to make sure you get aroused. This is a time to smile and enjoy her expertise.
11) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS. Keep in mind that you can always negotiate and it may vary depending on where in the USA, or world, you are. She may leave for a minute or two or she may just start right there. The key to negotiating is getting a fair value. If you offer $20 for FS and she accepts, it will probably be the worst FS ever. If you overpay, then you ruin the great value of the AMP. So try not to stray too far above or below the going rate. I usually offer at the low end (I. E. $100 for FS) and say that's what I'm used to paying. Tell her what you want and a price you want to pay. She'll most likely be reluctant to give you pricing.
12) The Fun Part. When she returns (or starts) , it's generally acceptable that you can now touch her. She may or may not like you to and you have to respect her individual level of comfort. I've had girls get completely naked, sit between my legs, and give me a HJ as well as one that stands there fully clothed doing it. I can't predict what will happen but this will affect your decision to return or not return. If you are getting BJ or FS, she will most likely provide and put on the condom (which I recommend) and she'll start. If you brought your own, she may use that one. Again, if you want to be on top, do it doggie-style, or want her on top, they are generally open to how you want to do it.
13) Variations. If you are into DATY or other things, be up front with it. I've done DATY on a number of girls and some get into it and some don't. Some enjoy when you touch and finger them and some don't. Some will let you massage them and some won't. I've never looked for Anal so I can't give advice on that. Some places will only give HJ. So be aware and look for advice in your local forums.
14) Happy Ending. After the ending, she'll usually clean you up or get rid of the condom if there was one used. Sometimes, a hot towel, a beverage, and even mouthwash are provided. If you paid for an hour and you finish early, you may or may not get the full time limit. Some girls will continue the massage, some will tell you to get dressed. This is another area where different places differ greatly. If you feel cheated out of your time, feel free to express your opinion.
15) Be Polite. I use this motto in life, but the providers are people just like you and me, and they like being treated with respect. During the massage, try giving out a compliment such as "that feels nice" or "your hands are so soft" instead of something like "you have nice tits" or "I can't wait to f*k you". I find that being nice goes a lot farther than acting like an ass. Talk to them like you'd talk to a new friend.
[QUOTE=Woundedbear;1386921]I have never been to an AMP but would like to visit the ones that recently opened in Montgomery. I really like a good massage as I have a lot of stress and back pain. Can you actually get a decent massage at Lily or Smile? Also, how do I approach the subject of "extras"? Should I keep my mouth shut and wait for them to offer or do I just bust out and say: hey, how's about a happy ending?[/QUOTE]
I didn't catch that War Eagle, good call.
[QUOTE=Slyyy; 1413281]I agree with wareagle99
Smells like applewood bacon 5. 0.
LOL.[/QUOTE]I agree too. Sounds to "clean" if you ask me LOL
[QUOTE=Slyyy; 1413281]I agree with wareagle99
Smells like applewood bacon 5. 0.
LOL.[/QUOTE]I'm def not le yes seen same provider 3 times each time the mamasann does le check as well as provider does her own check very clean place any questions your more than welcome to messgae me.
Last last night as I traveled through Montgomery, I decided to pull over and relax for a bit before continuing my journey. About 9:30 I fell began to dream. What a delightful dream! She was a sweet, sexy, friendly Asian girl. Long black hair. She said she was new to the establishment in which my dream took place. In fact, she said there were two other dream angels and they were all new.
As I fell asleep, I could almost feel the warm water from a table shower cascading over my body. I felt so invigorated as every part of my body was washed and pampered. I awoke for just a moment and found myself lying on a table face down. Immediately, my dream resumed. My companion in my dream was wearing a short, strapless red dress and heels. That was it. Nothing else.
It's hard to tell how long dreams last, but I think it had to be at least 45 minutes. Maybe an hour. And, you know how you often skip around in scenery during a dream. Well, I did that for sure. At first I was lying on my back as she sat on the table side facing me, asking me the most personal questions! I cordially answered them. We laughed and talked for 3-4 minutes before the most unexpected thing happened. You know about '69', right? It was a great year. In my dream, the '69' dessert tasted so fresh and sweet. She wanted to taste my dessert, too. Who was I to say no?
Initially, my dream cost me sixty, but so I could get the 3-D version, I added ninety to it. Afterall, dreams don't come often for some of us, so we have to take advantage of the nocturnal imagination when it presents itself.
Would I be willing to have more dreams like this one? You bet I would.
Hey guys,
It's been awhile (6mths) for me. Hope all has been well. Although I'm sure some might already know, Just wanted to share that Twain has fresh new meat! Confirmed today. Have yet to take a bite, but will soon. Also, seniors or anyone who's been around lately who could pm me an update on any of the 4 MPs I would greatly appreciate it.
Thanks!
Hey guys, I much prefer to lurk but figure I owe a report now and again. I was passing through Bama on my way to Destin and thought I would monger a bit as I was not hopeful of my destinations menu. Thinking a AM would be the quickest safest option I looked and found a review on here for Lilly's that sounded promising. Now, having limited experience with such establishments I knew it could be hit or miss especially since I have never been there, but it was a hit. I was met by an attractive young asian lady who immediately greeted me and led me to one of several rooms. Then a 30'ish looking asian (Pepsi-cola as she would later tell me) came in and was very warm and friendly. She asked if I wanted 45 min massage and I said yes even though I was hoping for an hour. Then I switched it to the 30 minute because I'm really unsure of how this is going to go and I can always upgrade. I pay $60 for the massage and off to the ts we go. She asked if I had been there and I say yeah a few months ago. She asked who I had seen and I said I didn't remember the name. Now, I knew this could be a problem, but I knew from reviews that it had been open for a least a few months and there was supposedly a rotation of girls. I rolled up into the shower like I had been there a 100 times and she proceeded to give me a good once over. She paid more than a little attention to my backside, but the reason became clear later. We headed back to the room and began the massage. It started and I began to dream. In my dream she hopped up onto my back and massaged my shoulders. She asked,"ok?" I said to just stick with light touch and she appeared to get my meaning immediately. She said oh you like to be touched like this as she was barely grazing me with her fingers. After a brief tickle tickle she noticed my arousal and asked what I wanted to which I replied everything. She said 1. 40 and I said I thought it should be 1. She said no BJ is 1, but everything is 1. 40. She said they all get the same. I wasn't going to argue; she had a nice ass and great tits. What's 40 more at this point? I told her I had only brought what I thought I needed and would be 40 short. I thought she would tell me to go get it first or settle for a BJ, but she said no worries I could bring it to her after. Horray! The party started. Let me tell you, I have been to AM where I paid 1. 2 for a HJ by a chubby half enthusiastic korean and not been to upset. This lady may not have loved her job, but she put her all into it. She started with me on my belly again and her on my back cowgirl. She proceeded to rub those tits from my neck down to my toes and really spend time down there. Then she keeps telling me she loves my ass and goes on to spend a few minutes giving me a rj. I was so stunned that I had to turn and look to believe this service I was getting. Now, we had lfk a few times before this, but I avoided her mouth after that. It wasn't my ass that bothered me as much as wondering how many others that tongue had been on. Next she moves onto BBBJ and then CBJ which was pretty good, but I was still kinda shocked and trying not to blow before the main event. She moved on to reverse cowgirl which felt great, but she was leaning away and it seemed to rabbit like and mechanical so I asked her to turn around. This probably felt less awesome, but I could see and lick those big titties while she rode so I popped soon after. She kept it up for a minute and then asked if I had gone. I said yeah and she asked if I wanted another. I just laughed and she knew I was done. She proceeded to clean me up and give me a brief back rub before thanking me and telling me to come again. I promptly went out and got the additional. 40 and brought it to her where she tried to kiss me again, but I made it a cheek kiss. Dream over. The end. All in all, I thought this was great service compared to the AMP's that I had visited in the past. It is pricey compared to other lurking options, but was great in a strange city as I passed through. Needed no room or to even make a phone call, I just showed up and they went to work. I would really like to see a review of the other AMP that advertises down there. I would make that trip again just for this service. I hope this review helps.
Happy Mongering, Daniel
[url]http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20120704/NEWS01/307040036/4-arrested-massage-parlor-busts[/url]. The cities scene is going to be even worse off than before.
[QUOTE=Bigboi50; 1487825][url]http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20120704/NEWS01/307040036/4-arrested-massage-parlor-busts[/url]
The cities scene is going to be even worse off than before.[/QUOTE]Let's see. Put your business on one of the busiest streets in Montgomery, then put a huge sign out front. Next, advertise all over Backpage. I'd call that a recipe for intense scrutiny.
I was out at dinner when a buddy told me about it. I figured Lily was going to get busted real soon. Like MySay said, why is the hell would you put the place right on the busiest dang street in the city? Oh well, I guess there won't be any Happys for us in the city for a loonggggggg time now. Did they ever say if any mongers got busted?
[QUOTE=Bigboi50; 1487825][url]http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20120704/NEWS01/307040036/4-arrested-massage-parlor-busts[/url]
The cities scene is going to be even worse off than before.[/QUOTE]
Obviously Smile and Lily are still closed for now.
Natural Healing is still legit and does not offer any extras.
Wax Paax still does not give great massages.
Made a recent visit to them all!
PM me for more details!
Lily. Closed.
AQ (or Spa & Tanning, or whatever). Closed.
Wax Paax. Closed.
Natural Healing (or Accupressure). Open and legit.
Going to be a long stay in The Gump.
[QUOTE=Creep Lo; 1558054]Lily. Closed.
AQ (or Spa & Tanning, or whatever). Closed.
Wax Paax. Closed.
Natural Healing (or Accupressure). Open and legit.
Going to be a long stay in The Gump.[/QUOTE]I guess you haven't been here in a while. AQ (SMile) Spa and Lily were busted a few months back. I had no idea that Wax was closed also. I went to Natural healing ONCE and never went back after I figured out that nothing was going on. I've been hitting up Atlanta and Birmingham once in a while for great AMP visits
Been laying low for awhile. Anyone know of any new AMP's opening?
[QUOTE=DongleJohn;1575398]Been laying low for awhile. Anyone know of any new AMP's opening?[/QUOTE]Has anyone checked out Royal Therapy in Millbrook? Appears to be new.
[url]http://montgomery.backpage.com/BodyRubs/take-a-relaxation-break-royal-therapy-a-spa-experience-to-remember-29/7049173[/url]
Had a fellow monger TOFTT try the reopened Millbrook Royal AMP that used to be the Waax Spa.
This is as I heard it. The place looks about the same from what he saw. He was led into the room by a decent looking mamasan who took. 80 for an hour. A few minutes later a tall south korean girl with big breast, black hair with yellow ends, glasses and a not so pretty face showed up and started with a pretty lame massage. Said her name is Water? The massage went on for a few minutes and the rubbing became a little bit mutual.
She the signaled him for a HJ and he gave her. 40 more. After she pocketed the. 40 she became real uptight and would not allow any more touching and wanted. 60 to see breasts (not sure if that was on top of the. 40 or total). HJ was mechanical with a scrunched up face like it was killing her (the visual here was ROFMAO funny. I guess you can do a good imitation when you got reamed for a buck twenty). After a little rubbin and tuggin she got to saying shiiiiit under her breath and really grimacing and muttering. Once the deed was done, she threw down some tissue, bolted then came back and threw him a wash cloth and said she did not understand men or something to that effect.
She then pointed at his clothes and told him to get dressed. As he was dressing to GTFO, she stopped in a couple of times to tell him to hurry up (still ROFMLAO at this story). She just threw him out! That was about 30 minutes into his 1 hour 80 dollar session.
Running out the door, the mamasan told him to come back soon and he just shook his head and walked.
I know its not nice to laugh at a fellow monger who just got shafted by some fly by nite jack shack, but his scrunched up face, saying shiiiiit you do do it you do it now was some funny stuff.
My guess is he would rate the joint as Looks = 3 (big set of titties has to be worth something) Attitude = crap Experience = one number less than jacking his self off.
LOL. Can we get someone else to TOFTT so I can get another laugh this week?
I think his girl looked like the one in this picture saying you comma now, YOU COMMA NOW. ROFLMAO. I am emailing him the pic now. Will let you know if it is close. ROFLMAO.
[QUOTE=Highway Man; 1639761]Had a fellow monger TOFTT try the reopened Millbrook Royal AMP that used to be the Waax Spa.
This is as I heard it. The place looks about the same from what he saw. He was led into the room by a decent looking mamasan who took. 80 for an hour. A few minutes later a tall south korean girl with big breast, black hair with yellow ends, glasses and a not so pretty face showed up and started with a pretty lame massage. Said her name is Water? The massage went on for a few minutes and the rubbing became a little bit mutual.
She the signaled him for a HJ and he gave her. 40 more. After she pocketed the. 40 she became real uptight and would not allow any more touching and wanted. 60 to see breasts (not sure if that was on top of the. 40 or total). HJ was mechanical with a scrunched up face like it was killing her (the visual here was ROFMAO funny. I guess you can do a good imitation when you got reamed for a buck twenty). After a little rubbin and tuggin she got to saying shiiiiit under her breath and really grimacing and muttering. Once the deed was done, she threw down some tissue, bolted then came back and threw him a wash cloth and said she did not understand men or something to that effect.
She then pointed at his clothes and told him to get dressed. As he was dressing to GTFO, she stopped in a couple of times to tell him to hurry up (still ROFMLAO at this story). She just threw him out! That was about 30 minutes into his 1 hour 80 dollar session.
Running out the door, the mamasan told him to come back soon and he just shook his head and walked.
I know its not nice to laugh at a fellow monger who just got shafted by some fly by nite jack shack, but his scrunched up face, saying shiiiiit you do do it you do it now was some funny stuff.
My guess is he would rate the joint as Looks = 3 (big set of titties has to be worth something) Attitude = crap Experience = one number less than jacking his self off.
LOL. Can we get someone else to TOFTT so I can get another laugh this week?
I think his girl looked like the one in this picture saying you comma now, YOU COMMA NOW. ROFLMAO. I am emailing him the pic now. Will let you know if it is close. ROFLMAO.[/QUOTE]Now thats some bullshit. LOL! Ain't now way I'm going over there now. I saw the new ad and was thinkin about checking them out. If she gave him that face, she would probably throw me out before starting, being that I'm a brotha! LOL!
[QUOTE=Jeepy;1641201]Now thats some bullshit. LOL! Ain't now way I'm going over there now. I saw the new ad and was thinkin about checking them out. If she gave him that face, she would probably throw me out before starting, being that I'm a brotha! LOL![/QUOTE]LOL could be just the provider. This happened to me onceatKings Spa in Dothan. I had been there before but this one provider just did not play nice at all and basically threw me out after a strong handed massage.
[QUOTE=Bigboi50;1641550]LOL could be just the provider. This happened to me onceatKings Spa in Dothan. I had been there before but this one provider just did not play nice at all and basically threw me out after a strong handed massage.[/QUOTE]Sad thing is, it will probably be quite a while before we get another good AMP around here. Look how long it was between the time Rainbow spa closed and a new one opened up years ago.
I found myself down in your city today and thought I'd toftt for why'all at Royal. I seem to be a sucker for AMP's lately!
Unfortunately it was closed when I drove by. It's in a pretty discreet location compared to what we have in Birmingham. I'm surprised to see them closed though they had an ads out everywhere just today.
Oh well better luck next time.
[QUOTE=Spencer1000; 1645646]I found myself down in your city today and thought I'd toftt for why'all at Royal. I seem to be a sucker for AMP's lately!
Unfortunately it was closed when I drove by. It's in a pretty discreet location compared to what we have in Birmingham. I'm surprised to see them closed though they had an ads out everywhere just today.
Oh well better luck next time.[/QUOTE]She is so nice. Mid 30's, tall, and nice body. House fee is about right ($60 / maybe 50min). Definitely will be a regular again to go see her.
Massage = 8. 5 Attractiveness = 9 Attitude = 9
[QUOTE=Jeepy;1561547]I guess you haven't been here in a while. AQ (SMile) Spa and Lily were busted a few months back. I had no idea that Wax was closed also. I went to Natural healing ONCE and never went back after I figured out that nothing was going on. I've been hitting up Atlanta and Birmingham once in a while for great AMP visits[/QUOTE]Interesting. New in the area. Wasn't sure about B'ham. Any reliable providers for good sensual massage with plenty of attention to the goods?
Up in the N. E. Are some fine place that really cater to your needs (Boston) Huntsville is too long a drive.
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