Massage Parlor Reports

Hey Mongers, Well I just today drove by Tyco therapy, I really just drove by for shit's and giggles. I'm' really too scared to go to an AMP and not have the door kicked in and cops everywhere, acting like the cops on South Park (which I find to be the only realistic show about Cops). So yes Tyco was closed and the sign said closed for 5 to 6 weeks, moose out front should have told you. Well I did see this girl Natasha on CL, she is out in Vienna and is half Asian and very hot, way hotter then her pics. Trusted mongers can PM me for details about her

Went by Sakura tonight--it was closed and all the lights were out.

Kinja had lights on and the open sign was lit. But, I called twice from a pay phone, and no one answered. An SUV was there, but might have been Uncle LEO waiting for a visitor. Did anyone try it?

Guess they win. Last two visits at Sakura, the provider was jumpy every time the bell rang--and they were busy.

Nothing on the police blotter hints (screams out) at an ongoing sting operation.
Would be funny as hell to see someone sneak up and put Dunkin Donuts signs over the Kinja and Sukura signs.

LE may may still be in the middle of their investigation and they won't go public until they are ready. As I understand the chronology of the Black Wednesday investigation, it started in February and the Feds didn't make the massive raids and shows of force raids and their announcements to the media until August.

As you may have read in the code extract I posted, there are several government officials authorized to enter massage establishments. Unlike HWC, they may not have found usable evidence of criminal activity. When this happens, I know of instances on the West Coast where LE resorted to legal "harassment" by parking cruisers in front of an establishment and/or the Health Department frequently making unannounced "inspections" and writing up the AMPs for BS violations.

Remember, there were previous reports some time ago of PWC LE questioning guys as they were leaving HWC, so LE didn't bust HWC immediately, but they were obviously working on a plan to raid it and take it down, which they eventually did.

[QUOTE=Jet Ranger]I know of instances on the West Coast where LE resorted to legal "harassment" by parking cruisers in front of an establishment and/or the Health Department frequently making unannounced "inspections" and writing up the AMPs for BS violations.[/QUOTE]I noticed this kind of activity around the Eye place in DC not long after they were "visited" by LE. Soon after, the spa let their phone get disconnected to reduce the amount of foot traffic but remained open. Not too many days after, the parked cruisers went away, but now it seems the spa may be closed for real now too. Not sure as there have been conflicting reports on their closure, but who knows.

Better safe than sorry.

Recent LE activities have me thinking of getting to know a nice rub&tug lady and look for off-campus options.

A local paper was carrying the following ad recently: "[I]Asian Pretty Girl, 25y.o., 5ft.5in., 115lbs., 34B-23-34, offers massage to relax your tired muscles. Incall or outcall. DC/VA.[/I]" Since I was in Arlington at the time and it was the end of the workday, I decided to TOFTT and gave her a call.

First, the "bad" news: Not all the listed specifications were, by my estimate, quite accurate. She is a 34B, to be sure, but her waist is probably more like 32 (versus 23) and she's got a couple more inches at the hips than the 34 listed (probably a 36). And, she's a bit more solid than the 115 pounds listed in the ad (closer to 135#). Also, I'd put her age at about 40.

All that being said, Linda was a sweet girl, somewhat quiet bordering on slightly shy (I think she's a bit self-conscious of her weight). And she was cute --- not a knockout by [U]any[/U] means --- but cute in that Asian kind of way. Her massage skills are more than competent, and she has strong hands. She will give you a good rubdown and leave you feeling totally relaxed by the end of the session (w/ standard Harry Reasoner action). And, she is Chinese, not Korean as I first thought upon seeing her. She is pleasant, clean, and can carry on a decent conversation, for those who like to talk to their masseusse during a session. And, while I didn't persue it, I just had this feeling that she may be willing to explore other styles of massage if she feels comfortable with the person she's with. I didn't see anyone else at the apartment, but did get the impression that one or maybe two other girls were there, as well.

Would I repeat with her? Yes. Will I try to see if she offers different types of massages next time? Yes, too. She may indeed be 40, but I wouldn't mind raising her tail, given the opportunity. However, I think one would have to initiate that move, as she probably isn't going to offer on her own. (Safer that way.)

Seniors can PM me for details.


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[QUOTE=Dlrzboy]Went by Sakura tonight--it was closed and all the lights were out.

Kinja had lights on and the open sign was lit. But, I called twice from a pay phone, and no one answered. An SUV was there, but might have been Uncle LEO waiting for a visitor. Did anyone try it?

Guess they win. Last two visits at Sakura, the provider was jumpy every time the bell rang--and they were busy.[/QUOTE]Main sign at Sakura is lit today, but open sign is not. Didn't try to call.

Not sure if this is where I should post this PM, but did anybody else get this from Tom Thumbs? I have no idea what the hell he is talking about.

Van

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In a PM from Tom Thumbs, he wrote:


fuck it! let's just do the "BIG KAHUNA"

we'll all meet at the manassas courthouse at 10 am and we'll go into the courtroom and as soon as the judges tries to say anything other then to get a jury to make decisions
we'll arrest the judge and bring them into federal court [that's why we have federal court a place to bring the states into court] charge the judge with treason and demand they be put to death

With the dry spell going around the entire area, and eveyone at full alert, I wanted to give Golden Palms a try and see what they have. Beware, this may have uncle LEO all over it. I called using a phone card, which comes back to a number in Colorado. They were busy and put me on hold. I got tired and hung up, only to get a call back to my phone directly within about 2 minutes. I don't know how they could have gotten the number without some help, so be careful out there. If you have any history there, please PM.

[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29]With the dry spell going around the entire area, and eveyone at full alert, I wanted to give Golden Palms a try and see what they have. Beware, this may have uncle LEO all over it. I called using a phone card, which comes back to a number in Colorado. They were busy and put me on hold. I got tired and hung up, only to get a call back to my phone directly within about 2 minutes. I don't know how they could have gotten the number without some help, so be careful out there. If you have any history there, please PM.[/QUOTE]I have a Walmart card that use to have a colorado number but not no more now when I call they get my phone number it just might be the card.

Harley.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]If you really want to be amazed, you should have a look at [url=http://forums.officer.com]their forum[/url].[/QUOTE]Hmm. Anyone notice that the site looks suspiciously like the U-S-A Sex Guide (e.g., fonts, signon boxes)? I'm officially concerned.

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Hi Trav Pokerman,

Interesting observation, but the fact is that the USA Forum uses a software program called vBulletin, which is the most popular forum software available, and which has been installed on more than 200,000 websites.

Thanks,

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The Nub smiled as he got dressed in an attempt to hide his disappointment. You see, his first spa experience had just turned out to be far less than he had expected. Just 1 hour before, he had arrived at Swan. The Nub was nervous. He walked in the building, made his way up the stairs and rang the bell. He heard someone rushing towards the door; it was a girl in her late 20's. "Not too bad," The Nub thought. The girl spoke softly in broken English. Later the nub would find out that the girl is Korean, and he would ask her name which he would forget after a few seconds. "First time?" the Nub was asked. "Yes." After some formalities, the nub took a quick shower and then he was ready for some therapy. Things had been a little awkward till this point because of The Nub's inexperience. The therapy began. The Nub could barely feel the girl’s hands on his back. The massage was very light, mechanical, and not energetic at all. Later he was asked to flip over. The Nub thought that things would get better from then on. However, the mechanical massage continued on The Nub's shoulders, legs and arms. After a few more minutes the girl said, "Ok...Done..."

"That's it?" the nub asked.

"Yes, massagi only here" the girl said.

The nub thought, "What! You call that a massage?" but he only smiled.

The nub was totally disappointed and walked out. The therapy had not relieved he Nub’s stress.

Just when I've managed to have some extra funds to go hunting...I read the depressing news of LE activities all over the place. It has been over a couple months since my last visit to Sakura, and have been itching to go back! Last visit, saw Jenny and was a definite GFE. Argh!!! Anyone visit a good private provider lately?

amp_man

[QUOTE=Tom Thumbs]I have a Walmart card that use to have a colorado number but not no more now when I call they get my phone number it just might be the card.

Harley.[/QUOTE]

Thanks TT for letting me know that bit of information. I tried it several times and about 1/2 the time, it does come back with my cell phone.

I guess I can chalk it up to being paranoid with all the activity going on in the metro area. At least now I know that the calling card does not give a non-working number all the time as it used to. What is it coming to when you can't even change your location electronically.

Amp
Hope all is well and you've had a nice entry into the new year. Check your PM Box
Happy Hunting
AJ


[QUOTE=Amp_Man]Just when I've managed to have some extra funds to go hunting...I read the depressing news of LE activities all over the place. It has been over a couple months since my last visit to Sakura, and have been itching to go back! Last visit, saw Jenny and was a definite GFE. Argh!!! Anyone visit a good private provider lately?

amp_man[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Hi Trav Pokerman,

Interesting observation, but the fact is that the USA Forum uses a software program called vBulletin, which is the most popular forum software available, and which has been installed on more than 200,000 websites.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]I figured that was the reason. I suppose this activity makes one unnecessarily very paranoid. I apologize.

[url]https://####www.itellas.####com/index.php[/url]

Just trying to be helpful.

Also, if you go to a public library, create a yahoo id, and never use that yahoo id on your home pc. I have to think you are pretty safe.

VD,
I got the PMs, too. I think it is an attempt at a joke.
[QUOTE=VanDriver]Not sure if this is where I should post this PM, but did anybody else get this from Tom Thumbs? I have no idea what the hell he is talking about.

Van

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In a PM from Tom Thumbs, he wrote:


fuck it! let's just do the "BIG KAHUNA"

we'll all meet at the manassas courthouse at 10 am and we'll go into the courtroom and as soon as the judges tries to say anything other then to get a jury to make decisions
we'll arrest the judge and bring them into federal court [that's why we have federal court a place to bring the states into court] charge the judge with treason and demand they be put to death[/QUOTE]

Sushi,
I'm unable to find the humor in this one :) it was like 20 of us hit with this




[QUOTE=Sushi Boy]VD,
I got the PMs, too. I think it is an attempt at a joke.[/QUOTE]

I got the same email. Whats the guy want?

Anyone have a idea?

PC

[QUOTE=Sushi Boy]VD,

I got the PMs, too. I think it is an attempt at a joke.[/QUOTE]If you want something Sushi you got to fight for it or else someone will take it away from you.

[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29]With the dry spell going around the entire area, and eveyone at full alert, I wanted to give Golden Palms a try and see what they have. Beware, this may have uncle LEO all over it. I called using a phone card, which comes back to a number in Colorado. They were busy and put me on hold. I got tired and hung up, only to get a call back to my phone directly within about 2 minutes. I don't know how they could have gotten the number without some help, so be careful out there. If you have any history there, please PM.[/QUOTE]I too have TRIED to use phone cards to mask the origin of a call. NO DEAL. The software that pays for the call references the number dialed FROM. The only way i know to block the number dailed from is to use *7? or *8? code. I forgot the code, but the code is always listed in the white pages of the phone book.

Open sign lit yesterday afternoon.

I did not have time to stop.

[QUOTE=NcMgr]Open sign lit yesterday afternoon.

I did not have time to stop.[/QUOTE]With open sign lit, I took the plunge (Sunday). Asked for Sue, mamasan replied vacation, rats. Luck drew Shannon. TS was average at best, massage was ok (short as usual), fake/very weak asian, decent translated french, RCJ, CG, mish, doggie, done. The good: she had a smokin bod, multiple positions. The bad: no asian, short massage, not sue service. I will not repeat.

FYI: I changed my name to protect the inocent

Drew Yumi earlier this week. Say's she is new (about 1 week).
A bit older than some of the provider's there, say probably early-mid thirties. Blondish hair with a nice pair of sweater puppies going on and a pretty nice looking body. TS was nice and had a good conversation with her. Sweet and playful.

Massage was good and all other things were delivered quite nicely. She has had a kid or 2, but overall things are reasonably toned. PM for details.

Attitude 8

Looks 7

Performance 8

Overall 8

VAM

LOL

Good post.

Sakura's open sign is still on. Been almost a full week now, so looks like they're a-okay for a while.

[QUOTE=Vamonger]Drew Yumi earlier this week.

[text edit]

Massage was good and all other things were delivered quite nicely. She has had a kid or 2, but overall things are reasonably toned. PM for details.


VAM[/QUOTE]



Got to love that about the asian women, they squeeze them out and still look good while you see them pushing the stroller around Neiman Marcus still a size 2!! :p

MnV

HWC was raided and I did not even know that. Went for massage a couple of times, but would never venture to that place anymore.

What is going on in Prince William County?

HWC was raided and I did not even know that. Went for massage a couple of times after the raid and found business as usual, but would never venture to that place anymore. Is it wrong to get massage in VA? Things never seems to amaze me.

What is going on in Prince William County?

[QUOTE=Chivas Regal]HWC was raided and I did not even know that. Went for massage a couple of times after the raid and found business as usual, but would never venture to that place anymore. Is it wrong to get massage in VA? Things never seems to amaze me.

What is going on in Prince William County?[/QUOTE]Unbeknownst to most of us, apparently there was more than massages going on at HWC! Imagine! Who knew? Well, I guess the Prince William County Police did, or maybe they supposed that something was going on. Apparently some people went there and paid for sex with the massueses there. If I were you, I'd stay away from places like that.

[QUOTE=Lark]I too have TRIED to use phone cards to mask the origin of a call. NO DEAL. The software that pays for the call references the number dialed FROM. The only way i know to block the number dailed from is to use *7? or *8? code. I forgot the code, but the code is always listed in the white pages of the phone book.[/QUOTE]


*67 to mask your number
*82 to reveal your number

Just get a throwaway cell phone if you don't want to reveal who you are. Figure that it is $30 or $40 at most? When you consider what you have to lose and balance the cost with what you are already paying for some fun.... it's just not enough money to worry about is it?


BSR

Decided I would TOFTT and go to AO in Sterling. It's a short drive and I have always been curious about it even though the recent reports have not been good. Greeted at front door by cute, tall Chinese girl, around 25 or 30. Thought this seems good so far. Think her name was Jennifer. Anyway, get to the room and round one of bait and switch starts. I say no. In comes the next one. No again. I say I am only interested in Jennifer, as these other two were thicker or older or both, and start putting my clothes back on. Jennifer comes in, closes the door and says that she does not want to hurt the other girl's feelings, as she is supposed to be the manager, but then gives me a very warm hug, asks me to stay and says she would be happy to do the deed.

My expectations were for HJ only and that is basically what I got, although I immediately started massaging her through her clothes, up her ass-crack, down her pants front to the Y and down her top to her nipples with no resistance, which was enough to get me off in the end.

Was just a nice session, pretty quick, but I did only pay. 50 for a half hour to start, tipped. 40. Would recommend, although I'm not sure whether Jennifer would be willing to do this on a regular basis, then again, who knows what the real story is in terms of their "management" policies. She was sweet to me and cute, again in my opinion. YMMV.

(Note: I have always made a habit of attempting some heavy petting early on to let my intentions be known. I read some recent reports about this place that they were only offering legit massage, so I decided not to take the timid route and wait for them to make the first move. They also have signs everywhere stating "Do Not Ask For Sexual Favors")

10am we'll all meet at the courthouse.

Everybody knows the LAW.

A jury is to make the decisions in the courts.

Before the constitution you know what they did, they had judges making the decisions in the courts. Then the constitution came up and said we don't want no dictator judge making decisions in the courts. we demand a jury make the decisions and that's the LAW

The only job of a judge is to get a jury not to make any decision at all none except to get a jury. to have a judge try to make any decision in the courts would be an act of treason, trying to replace a jury with a dictator.

when the judge tries to do anything other then get a jury we will arrest them and bring them to federal court and demand they be put to death because the penalty for treason is death.

Sources tell me Sakura was shut down and all the ladies taken by immigration. Is this a false scare like Sun or is this for real?

[QUOTE=Friendly1]Unbeknownst to most of us, apparently there was more than massages going on at HWC! Imagine! Who knew? Well, I guess the Prince William County Police did, or maybe they supposed that something was going on. Apparently some people went there and paid for sex with the massueses there. If I were you, I'd stay away from places like that.[/QUOTE]Driving a car is an illegal activity it kills 65,000 people a year.

Conducting court without a jury is illegal. Its called treason.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Sources tell me Sakura was shut down and all the ladies taken by immigration. Is this a false scare like Sun or is this for real?[/QUOTE]On Route1, Is this Sakura? Looks like all the AMPs are going to be setup in Prince Wiliam County. They are booking the johns too. So venture at your own risk.

Woodbridge will be soon like DC.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Sources tell me Sakura was shut down and all the ladies taken by immigration. Is this a false scare like Sun or is this for real?[/QUOTE]Looked like they were still open for business on Thursday about 6PM, but not sure since.

This clown needs to go away!

JJ


[QUOTE=Tom Thumbs]10am we'll all meet at the courthouse.

Everybody knows the LAW.

A jury is to make the decisions in the courts.

Before the constitution you know what they did, they had judges making the decisions in the courts. Then the constitution came up and said we don't want no dictator judge making decisions in the courts. we demand a jury make the decisions and that's the LAW

The only job of a judge is to get a jury not to make any decision at all none except to get a jury. to have a judge try to make any decision in the courts would be an act of treason, trying to replace a jury with a dictator.

when the judge tries to do anything other then get a jury we will arrest them and bring them to federal court and demand they be put to death because the penalty for treason is death.[/QUOTE]

I thought that this was a joke.
Now I am more inclined to think that Tom has simply lost his mind.


[QUOTE=Tom Thumbs]10am we'll all meet at the courthouse.

Everybody knows the LAW.

A jury is to make the decisions in the courts.

Before the constitution you know what they did, they had judges making the decisions in the courts. Then the constitution came up and said we don't want no dictator judge making decisions in the courts. we demand a jury make the decisions and that's the LAW

The only job of a judge is to get a jury not to make any decision at all none except to get a jury. to have a judge try to make any decision in the courts would be an act of treason, trying to replace a jury with a dictator.

when the judge tries to do anything other then get a jury we will arrest them and bring them to federal court and demand they be put to death because the penalty for treason is death.[/QUOTE]