Thanks Dude. You sound like a fine monger. It's been at least 12 months since my last Vegas trip, I am about due. I'd leave my superhero costume at home probably though. Might scare off the staff of the Rhino...
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Thanks Dude. You sound like a fine monger. It's been at least 12 months since my last Vegas trip, I am about due. I'd leave my superhero costume at home probably though. Might scare off the staff of the Rhino...
Well, since my good friend apparently wears them out until they are determined to quit the game, LL and BB were out searching the streets for more hoes for the Loopmiester to save, or at least bed. In retrospect, since #3 was also my ATF, a less noble monger might hesitate to bring them to our hero...:rolleyes: While I ponder that, my report:
A warm Friday night, things are looking up just a bit. Although on Fridays it is difficult to tell the working girls from the hotties frequenting the clubs, I believe I did identify 2 working girls at about 9:30 pm on the track. One was an average looking WSW, completly doable for those with SW tastes. My picky wingman was not impressed. The other was a totally hot BSW. Oh yes, both were definately of legal age. There was another that was also solidly "of legal age" to be discussed below that one is not counted in my critique of the loop. Not much LE presence.
After our [post=423327]physical therapy at the Happy place[/post], BB and LL needed sustainance. What more logical place for fine dining in the city than Archibalds, which makes several excellent sandwiches? The entertainment is good too. It is distressing that one of the finest looking employees of the establishment is the bartender. Meeting up with Robie, we determined to visit TBWNN to see what changes have been wrought there. Answer: No ladies, but the music is not as loud.
It is said that the K-L loop is home to some of the most disreputable sort of humanity. One must be careful when walking the area. This lesson was brought home again last night:
The first example is the creature that posted herself on the 15th and L corner for about an hour. My mom is hotter, and possibly younger. It was revolting.
The other example would be that we met Hondo wandering the track. Did he call LL and tell him he would be there??? Nooooo. Methinks that is because he was working. Nobody in our party asked him how much he wanted for service, but he indicated that he had serviced the afforementioned creature. Gawd, I hope he was joking about that... :eek: Other than the Hondowhore, I did not note any other talent out around 1am...
Ever the voice of reason and propriety, BB convinced LL that a second AMP session was not prudent just because it was a school night for LL. He claimed I would thank him today. Since Linda is still on my mind, all I can say is "Thanks a lot, muthafuker!" :p
SMWSLT
LoveLOS
Yes, word has it that the DDude is going to grace us with his presence in DC soon. Our welcome, my friend.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry with you two bastards and your posts...While I try and figure that one out, I'm putting one of you in for some sort of humanatarian award and the other for an oil change since I know he's due. All of those miles logged coming up here....Wait..INSPIRATION has struck...I'm putting in a ho toll booth just for you brother....I figure that way after about a month or two this sumer I shoud be able to throw a HUGE Block roundtable and provide ho's free of charge. That is if the other brother hasn't saved them all from their lives on the street. How about the TrashMan (RIP) Award?
[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Well, twas a sad day and a feel good day all at once for me today. I dropped ATF off at her mothers house in a city up north. It was a rousing success. The whole welcoming committee was there: mother, sisters, sisters-in-laws, neices, and nephews (thank god no brothers). Many tears were shed. Of course, ole Loopy was the big hero according to the family members. Calls have come throughout the day from those family members thanking and blessing me. I am happy to see a lot of love and support from her family. Certainly will help with her attempt to stay square.
The symbollic Throwing Away of the Wigs before we left produced a lump in my throat. God she was a good girl. I really, really hope for the best for her.
So, since October, this is the third loopette I have sent home with hopes of leaving the game. I still get updates from Saved Ho #1 who has a square job and lives with her mother and younger siblings. I ask how she is dealing with mom's rules, her number one complaint, and she tells me she listened to my advice: live by your mothers rules as long as you're living under her roof and help out around the house without provocation, and before too long the noose will loosen. The noose has loosened and they are getting along ghetto-fabulously. Got an update from Saved Ho #2 today (ATF called her during the ride), and apparently she's not saved at all; back to ho'ing under the guidance of a pimp but at least she's not 3,000 miles away from home anymore should she want out again. 1 outta 2 with the 3rd undetermined isn't a horrible ratio, imo. Like sales, it's a numbers game.
Why am I telling you all this? I don't know. I'm gonna have a lynch mob of mongers banging down the door of the Looplair if I keep it up. Maybe word will spread amungst the from-out-of-town ho's that I am a refuge if they decide to leave their pimp. That's the thing, they have nowhere to go and an empty pocket if they do decide to leave. That's partly why they stay. It's really sad.
Anyway, I'm just talking. Captain Save-a-ho signing out.[/QUOTE]
Always glad to see someone making these girls see the light... Its not an easy job but Im glad to see atleast one of us is doing it.
Gratzi. New handle, 2942? Good work. Those number names are easily forgettable.
On my way back in town I saw 3 K&L types down on NY Ave around 10pm. 2 bsw's, 1 wsw. One down by 1818 and the other two at a bus stop by that big warehouse on the left if you are coming [b]into[/b] town. On the right before the Budget Motor Inn if headed [b]out[/b] of town.
[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Well, twas a sad day and a feel good day all at once for me today. I dropped ATF off at her mothers house in a city up north. It was a rousing success. The whole welcoming committee was there: mother, sisters, sisters-in-laws, neices, and nephews (thank god no brothers). Many tears were shed. Of course, ole Loopy was the big hero according to the family members. Calls have come throughout the day from those family members thanking and blessing me. I am happy to see a lot of love and support from her family. Certainly will help with her attempt to stay square.
The symbollic Throwing Away of the Wigs before we left produced a lump in my throat. God she was a good girl. I really, really hope for the best for her.
So, since October, this is the third loopette I have sent home with hopes of leaving the game. I still get updates from Saved Ho #1 who has a square job and lives with her mother and younger siblings. I ask how she is dealing with mom's rules, her number one complaint, and she tells me she listened to my advice: live by your mothers rules as long as you're living under her roof and help out around the house without provocation, and before too long the noose will loosen. The noose has loosened and they are getting along ghetto-fabulously. Got an update from Saved Ho #2 today (ATF called her during the ride), and apparently she's not saved at all; back to ho'ing under the guidance of a pimp but at least she's not 3,000 miles away from home anymore should she want out again. 1 outta 2 with the 3rd undetermined isn't a horrible ratio, imo. Like sales, it's a numbers game.
Why am I telling you all this? I don't know. I'm gonna have a lynch mob of mongers banging down the door of the Looplair if I keep it up. Maybe word will spread amungst the from-out-of-town ho's that I am a refuge if they decide to leave their pimp. That's the thing, they have nowhere to go and an empty pocket if they do decide to leave. That's partly why they stay. It's really sad.
Anyway, I'm just talking. Captain Save-a-ho signing out.[/QUOTE]
Who's says that mongers doesn't have a heart? Good Job LV.
LV,
Just once again proving that you are a class act. Well Done.
Not been to Vegas lately? Sounds like a trip is in order...plus PsyberZombie has been posting over on the Baltimore Ripoff reports, which is giving me the itch (he is a Vegas Guru)...PM me if interested.
Dr. Monger
Well, I appreciate the kind words from you all but let's not go sucking my dick just yet, we're looking at an unsuccessful end to this latest attempt, I figure.
I wandered down to that bar and who do I see? LL, Robux and BeBe.
Inspired, I went to Downtown in the hopes of saving Jay much as LV as done for others.
It was a miserable failure. She distracted me with her new headlights. Very nice job.
Then she got me in that no hands kungfu grip she has and I forgot my mission. That gal is very impressive. I tried to get away but to no avail...I mean I could not get away. It was almost painful. I would definitely see her again.
Sorry LV; I am daunted but not out. Hondo
Doing Gals so you don't have to.
Are there any daytime strolls in DC? Also what are all the strolls right now?
[QUOTE=mattpak2004]Are there any daytime strolls in DC? Also what are all the strolls right now?[/QUOTE]
Prepare to get clowned... LOL!!!
[QUOTE=mattpak2004]Are there any daytime strolls in DC? Also what are all the strolls right now?[/QUOTE]
This time of year, the tidal basin is my favorite. The cherry blossoms look so beautiful.
The area around the mall is also quite nice.
Muff Scout
Ha Ha Ha Muff. Yeah it is a nice stroll.....indeed! LOL
[QUOTE=Muff Scout]This time of year, the tidal basin is my favorite. The cherry blossoms look so beautiful.
The area around the mall is also quite nice.
Muff Scout[/QUOTE]
Yep, can't go wrong in either of these places.
You may also want to try around the Air and Space Museum.
[QUOTE=Muff Scout]This time of year, the tidal basin is my favorite. The cherry blossoms look so beautiful.
The area around the mall is also quite nice.
Muff Scout[/QUOTE]
The Botanical Garden is also beautiful at this time of year.
[QUOTE=mattpak2004]Are there any daytime strolls in DC? Also what are all the strolls right now?[/QUOTE]Pennsylvania Avenue between like 16th and 20th Street NW is also a great place. It`s great the street is even blocked off.
Rock Creek Park down Beech Dr. is wonderful right now.
[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Rock Creek Park down Beech Dr. is wonderful right now.[/QUOTE]The best place I've seen I believe it's between 16th and somewhere around 21st Street NW at the end of Pennsylvania Avenue. It's like a small park with a White House.
[QUOTE=mattpak2004]Are there any daytime strolls in DC? Also what are all the strolls right now?[/QUOTE]
Not a daytime stroll, but probably the most consistent as far as SW's being out at night is around 4th and K, NW. Start near Louis Rouge, and cruise the blocks around that neighborhood. Although I haven't been fortunate enough myself to partake, I understand that these "women" are really practiced in the art of head.
[QUOTE=A John]Pennsylvania Avenue between like 16th and 20th Street NW is also a great place. It`s great the street is even blocked off.[/QUOTE]
Big Bad John:
Glad that you are having a good time on the DC Board razzing the dumbass noobs for asking dumbass questions. I presume that you feel that you are entitlied to do so because of your extensive contributions. You must be joking!!!!???
Lax
[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Big Bad John:
Glad that you are having a good time on the DC Board razzing the dumbass noobs for asking dumbass questions. I presume that you feel that you are entitlied to do so because of your extensive contributions. You must be joking!!!!???
Lax[/QUOTE]Lax,
Didn't mean to offend anyone, especially with my lack of contribution. However of only been a member / newbie of hobbying for couple weeks I've tried to sit back and watch, read up on the rules. Once again I didn't mean to step out of line. I just found irresistible humor in the SW question.
Today's contribution would be that of the lady last night / this morning found her on CL couldn't find any reviews so I went out on a trip for the boys. [url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/147433210.html[/url] it was okay but nothing to write home about. Photos were accurate with the exception of some tattoos. Once we get started I find out No Greek, BBBJ or GFE as her add state's. Definitely a 2 cup of coffee person and $ negotiation was available.
Final negotiation $.40 had a couple cups of coffee one of the prettiest Y`s for DATY I'm not a big lip guy. Overall I'd say 7
I don't normally partake of the SW scene, but my multiple trips downtown last week for the job gave me an opportunity to tour the area and get a look at the action. Little did I know that I was about to be one of the luckiest guys around. I was doing a loop on K street about 8 p.m. on a Monday, and made two loops. I noticed a very nice lady standing by a street light at K and 15 on the first trip by, but she appeared to be an office worker waiting on a friend. When I came back around, I saw she was still there, but didn't give it much thought.
As luck would have it, a car stopped in front of me on that access street, and commenced to unload some cargo for one of the office buildings. No where to go, so I just sat there. In about a minute, I noticed that she had moved closer to my car and appeared to be looking at me or the car. She motioned to roll the window down and asked if I would consider giving her a lift. The radar went up, but she approached me, so I said sure. She jumped in and did some idle chit chat while we waited for the car to move. Her name is Andrea, and she does work downtown, just not where she was located. She said she was working late and had a hotel room at a local hotel for the night. She gave an invitation to join her there for a period of time. No mention of rate or anything like that, so what the heck.
Went to her place and had a wonderful round of anything that a man could want. She was very sexy, clean, and had a killer body and a personality and sense of humor to die for. After a short while, she launched into her explanation that she does this periodically and enjoys picking up someone and having totally uncommited relations with them. She went on to explain that it was a nice addition to her income and sometimes she got nothing, and sometimes she got quite a tip. The bottom line was, she did not ask for anything, but let people give what they felt driven to donate.
I have to tell you, this was weird, and not something I thought about, but in the long term, I donated more than I would have had she been actually selling her time. She was happy, I was happy, and she still had the rest of the night to enjoy her room downtown. Maybe this was a once in a lifetime deal, but I can only hope that I hit it again when she decides to stay downtown.
HD29,
That's a great story. I have to admit, you may have just found that one time thing. You should definitely try to get her numbers.
Gauge
[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29]I don't normally partake of the SW scene, but my multiple trips downtown last week for the job gave me an opportunity to tour the area and get a look at the action. Little did I know that I was about to be one of the luckiest guys around. I was doing a loop on K street about 8 p.m. on a Monday, and made two loops. I noticed a very nice lady standing by a street light at K and 15 on the first trip by, but she appeared to be an office worker waiting on a friend. When I came back around, I saw she was still there, but didn't give it much thought.
As luck would have it, a car stopped in front of me on that access street, and commenced to unload some cargo for one of the office buildings. No where to go, so I just sat there. In about a minute, I noticed that she had moved closer to my car and appeared to be looking at me or the car. She motioned to roll the window down and asked if I would consider giving her a lift. The radar went up, but she approached me, so I said sure. She jumped in and did some idle chit chat while we waited for the car to move. Her name is Andrea, and she does work downtown, just not where she was located. She said she was working late and had a hotel room at a local hotel for the night. She gave an invitation to join her there for a period of time. No mention of rate or anything like that, so what the heck.
Went to her place and had a wonderful round of anything that a man could want. She was very sexy, clean, and had a killer body and a personality and sense of humor to die for. After a short while, she launched into her explanation that she does this periodically and enjoys picking up someone and having totally uncommited relations with them. She went on to explain that it was a nice addition to her income and sometimes she got nothing, and sometimes she got quite a tip. The bottom line was, she did not ask for anything, but let people give what they felt driven to donate.
I have to tell you, this was weird, and not something I thought about, but in the long term, I donated more than I would have had she been actually selling her time. She was happy, I was happy, and she still had the rest of the night to enjoy her room downtown. Maybe this was a once in a lifetime deal, but I can only hope that I hit it again when she decides to stay downtown.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Big White]Not a daytime stroll, but probably the most consistent as far as SW's being out at night is around 4th and K, NW. Start near Louis Rouge, and cruise the blocks around that neighborhood. Although I haven't been fortunate enough myself to partake, I understand that these "women" are really practiced in the art of head.[/QUOTE]Big White. Hahaha
You are a funny guy.
Was cruising Tuesday the week before and dispite what the board had been saying was shocked at the lack of action. Ran the loop a few times and up and down New York. Nothing! Not one sighting. Started moving up the alphabet and went up 14th Finally saw a lone BSW. A couple more passes up New york and spotted a WSW and HSW near the Budget and 2 BSW at the Downtown (once the cops left). But nothing to write home about and very disappointing for a few hours of cruising. I actually saw more in one pass the next afternoon in Wilmington DE.
Decided to check out Club T, TBWNN, or The Bar With No Name or whatever you call it. That night it should have been called the Bar with No Customers. I walk in and the owner yells at me "You internet Guy?". He does that every time to me. I shake my head and say I know what your talking about but thats not me. He then says Los or Lax, and it sounds more like Lox so I can't make out which. "that Lox, I kill him", I think thats great you have no customers in here and you want to kill the ones who give you free advertising. Lets face it, if it wasn't for this board he would have been out of business 5 years ago.
The last time I was in there we were still talking about the place (although not necessarily in a good sense) and it was packed. In fact it was the first time in the 10 or so years I've been going in there that I saw other white suburban guys in there. God I hope I don't look as dorky or out of place as those guys did. A few months of no mentions on this board and his business dries up like a prune in the sun.
Also, in order to call it remodeling don't you have to put up something new?
[quote=The Bi-Polar Bartender]He then says Los or Lax, and it sounds more like Lox so I can't make out which. "that Lox, I kill him"[/quote]Sounds like I have a price on my head, especially since LAX doesn't report much on SWs...
Just back from the DR. Had a blast. Three posts and the link is to the first, follow link to the second.
[url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=450880]Introducing your S.O. to your latest paid sexual partner -- THAT is what LL calls taking a walk on the wild side... [/url]
Keep em wet.
LoveLOS
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Sounds like I have a price on my head, especially since LAX doesn't report much on SWs....
[/QUOTE]
Nah, the bartender has no magic left. That is, he now reminds me of the Winter Warlock from the movie "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." If he had any magic left, rather than go after you, or perhaps even make reindeers fly, he would use it to bring the girls back to the bar for drinks. And where there are girls, there will be mongers.
Sadly though, the Burgermeister Meisterberger (the DC Police, FBI et al.), has outlawed our toys :(
In my 30 years of crusin DC I have never seen such a drought of street action as I have over the past few weeks. There was a time when there were long legs, short skirts, long hair and boobs being flashed everywhere. My buddies and I used to get window seats at the bars downtown and watch what we would call the SHOW.
So what the hell is going on? Is there some super secret police sweep going on? (Something like that would hit the news and I have also been seeing very little LE presence on the street) One cop can't possibly make such a difference. Are they all over at Marion Barry's place??
My personal theory is that LoopVet has taken them all off the street and returned them to their homes. Damn you LoopVet. If you keep it up we are going to put you in the trunk of a car and take you for a visit with the bartender of the club with no name. and tell him you are LOX.
That being said even a desert has life if you look hard enough. Monday night (I know a bad night even during the hayday) I did see a bsw and wsw parked in a red Honda across from Fast Eddies for a few moments and there were 4 so-so girls on 11th. (The site of LE's next sting I bet you). As for foot traffic on L or M, the only thing I saw before 4 AM was a white girl in a sweat shirt being handcuffed around L and 14.
After 4 AM this blonde hit the streets. Red dress, black hose and heels. Kind of heavy but not too bad. The only problem was she had her pimp and another guy hangin around her and the streets were so empty you could easily be watched from blocks away . She came up to me at a light. I told her I did not want to pick her up in such an open area but she said this is good and kept trying to open my door before I drove off. I wasn't the only one who had a problem with her, I saw at least six other guys stop and talk to her and then drive off. She was out a full 45 minutes before she and her pimp disappeared.
So anyway the streets aren't entirely dead, but the show as I remember it does seem to be over.
lol, nah, Korndawg, the Save-a-Ho program has been shelved for the time being. I don't actively seek recipients, but open the program if someone in need comes a calling. I'm gonna have to check the loop out for myself this weekend, I think. Just some recon work, you know, a little window shopping. Maybe my boy B Dubs will feel like ridin' wit me.
I know of a spot that is producing right now. Not a place mentioned on this board often. Can be a little shady, but saw a couple hot mami's there last weekend around noon. Trusted members can PM for info.
It's seems to me that the SW's are being moved off of the streets and on to the Internet.
[QUOTE=wiseborn]It's seems to me that the SW's are being moved off of the streets and on to the Internet.[/QUOTE]
Ohh jeez, I sure hope not. It will only get my keyboard all gooey...
[QUOTE=wiseborn]It's seems to me that the SW's are being moved off of the streets and on to the Internet.[/QUOTE]I wonder if you get rushed service on broadband?[QUOTE=Loopmiester]I know of a spot that is producing right now. Not a place mentioned on this board often. Can be a little shady, but saw a couple hot mami's there last weekend around noon.[/QUOTE]Why not just tell them it is the back porch of the LOOPLAIR? Most members don't know where that shady little stroll is anyway...
LL
I've been lying pretty low lately so I haven't had much to report. Also, and maybe I'm just being paranoid but it seems that hermano grande has stepped up his vigilance - here on the board as well on the street. This inclination is mine alone, of course, but the steep decline in street meat tells me that HE has been very busy.
Anyway, I'm here to fucking post right not sound like a woman, I would like to report that this weekend finally saw the end of the months long drought over the stroll. Went out Friday night late - 3 am - and saw a decent crop. Now this wasn't the size take as the same time last year, but any turnout is better than nothing after the dryspell I've seen.
Wouldn't you know it, I got so excited to see some action I let the first decent chick I saw jump in my car. Ended up getting a quick French exam from this sketchy character who after a few minutes in my car was obvious that she was strung. I'd stay away - I think her name was Jada, tall and very dark complexted - but the good news is that I went back around a few times and I must have seen a dozen or more mechanics. There was even a hot little latina number that made me wish I hadn't blown on that ho. Oh well, next time.
Lettin bad old times roll,
Floyd S.
Hit the loop lastnight around 11...nothing! All I saw were two sexy BSW himmed up by LE. So I hit ClubNoName...empty! Decided to visit the House for a few drinks in an effort to pass some time then headed back to Club NoName...Empty! WOW! What is going on? Ended up taking my business to the Sun Club.
[quote=Korndoggie]He then says Los or Lax, and it sounds more like Lox so I can't make out which. "that Lox, I kill him", I think thats great you have no customers in here and you want to kill the ones who give you free advertising. Lets face it, if it wasn't for this board he would have been out of business 5 years ago.[/quote]
I think (BPBT) is a little upset about the LE raid on TBWNN. Of course dumbfuck Bi-polar Bartender pleads guilty to running a brothel. No, BPBT, you were guilty of running a [u]bar[/u]; which with the proper licenses is not illegal. Pimps, hoes, and average suburban white guys are just customers. You can't control what they may talk to each other about, as long as they complete whatever transactions they may agree to off premises. Next time BPBT: learn the fucking laws, or get a better fucking lawyer.
This reminds me of a couple months ago when the registration on my dad's truck expired, and got towed from his driveway. His claim is that if my GF had not gotten into a small accident and dented the fender, no one would've bothered to look at the stickers to see if they were expired. He steadily bitched about her the whole time while I took him down to the motor vehicle admin. and then to the impound. It's so easy to deflect blame away from himself, and to any convenient target he could find. They only tell you a couple months in advance of when they are about to expire. Sorry for such short notice.
[quote=BM's GF]"It doesn't take a brain surgeon or rocket scientist to figure out that your dad doesn't have half the mental capacity needed to be a brain surgeon or rocket scientist."[/quote]
Hondo, Large White, and LL were all skunked by the street on our last visit. We saw 3 patrons of TBWNN, zero on the L loop, one on NY Ave, one on WV Ave, and NONE that any of the three of us would fuck with our own dicks. That, readers, is both amazing and truly sad. What is this world coming to? :eek:
The most amusing thing was the gay black panhandler that hit on BW at Club No Name. You had to be there I guess. Oh, BPBT must have found his lithium tabs before we got there, he was cool and relaxed and having a DJ booth put in.
LL
The wise one finally gets out to play! I met a bsw on the track the Loop Pm'ed me (thanx Loopy) was able to get all three holes plugged. she is darkskinned and petite with large sweater puppies that where fun to play with. I have her number Pm me for details. Aslo met two former dancers by chance while out and about, managed to get their numbers as well. Both dancers are well versed in the greek lanugauge.
Wise
Hit the avenue early saturday morning and saw a healthy handful of Street walkers hanging out.
No sign of any LE, .so mongers were running wild.
i guess with the on coming warm weather, things will pick up.
Fellows mongers keep your fingers crossed and be safe.
yeah, i happened to drive down and up NY Ave around 5am Monday morning and I saw 3 K&L types by the Shell. One of them was real hot. Is that the deal though these days? You can only find girls real, real early in the morning?