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I stopped by this place in Tenafly near the bus station. Paid $60 for one hour, including TS with lots of attention to the important areas and a decent massage. Lots of teasing before the flip, caressing my rear and pulling gently. After the flip really nice HJ taking her time and no complais about roaming. I'm thinking in coming back soon.
Till next time,
BP
Yesterday I visited Real Deal in Teaneck, to follow are my observations:
The place is not comfortable, it was cold and the look and facilities are terrible. Nowhere to hang your clothes and it seems that they use the same towel with all customers.
The attendant was not attractive, the massage was short and just an oily rub. Two doors in the room, when she left for a moment I was able to see another customer undressing.
I will not repeat and do not recommend, there are much better choices in the area.
Exact location: 380 US 46, Totowa, NJ Phone # 973-200-0276
Hint: place is located behind "US46 Nissan"
Been a few days since a massage so I thought I would go for it. I took the half hour session for $50.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
attendant appearance: 4
attendant attitude: 4
attendant communication skills: 2
theraputic massage: 2.5
table shower: Not Offered
roaming: 5
other massage: 4.5
options available: 4
facility appearance: 2.5
time given -vs- time advertised: 2.5
Overall Experience: 3.5
I offered $10 and she said, what ever you like. It is a tip, she stated. Since she did not have an attitude, gave a $20 tip and she seemed pleased. Can't be giving excessive tips. There is a recession going on around here.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2.5 take it or leave it/neutral/average
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly
LongRanger,
Good to see you are keeping tips in line with the economy. Was curious about that one on Rt 46--adds looked real good.
You should try Blue Spac on Rt 3. You will receive 4 or 5s by your scale
PM for details
Thanks
P Chop
Buyer Beware!
Went here a few times, saw Yoko who was outstanding. Went back and asked for Yoko a few weeks ago. Was introduced to Sophie who was terrible. Went back again and asked for Yoko, was introduced to Lisa who was a looker, but massage was lacking and very rushed. Called the other night, and asked if Yoko was working and available Yes" the voice said. Went in and was introduced to Lisa again. Asked where Yoko was, and Mamasn says "This no Yoko? " Like I'm an idiot. Proceeded to put my shoes back on, asked for my money back and left with Mamasan chasing me saying "This Yoko no good? " I must have had idiot stamped on my head that night.
Definately won't go back here. If anyone nows where Yoko went, I would certainly follow her.
Exact Location: 284 E. US46, Dover, NJ Phone: 973-328-4999
A guy that I worked with recommended this place to me so since I was in need of some stress relief. I thought I would give it a try. I took the hour session for $60.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
Attendant appearance: 3
Attendant attitude: 4
Attendant communication skills: 1
Theraputic massage: 2. 5
Table shower: 2. 5
Roaming: 0
Other massage: 0
Options available: 0
Facility appearance: 4
Time given.vs- time advertised: 4. 5
Overall Experience: 2
It is nice that dude I knew recommended place but as far as I am concerned, it was a waste of money. As I was leaving attendant gave look of where is my tip. Please! She should have tipped me for wasting my time. I will not return.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%
Exact Location: 490 East Main St., Denville, NJ 973-664-0809
Needed to get ready for the extended weekend because of the holidays so decided to go for a massage. $65 at the door is what they charge.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
Attendant appearance: 3.5
Attendant attitude: 3.5
Attendant communication skills: 1
Theraputic massage: 2.5
Table shower: There but not offered
Roaming: 2.5
Other massage: 2.5
Options available: 0
Facility appearance: 5
Time given.vs- time advertised: 5
Overall Experience: 2.5
This was a very nice looking place in a nice area. Service was average on all avenues. Gave a 5 dollar tip. She hinted that she wanted more but my attitude is that if you want a good tip then one should provide exceptional service which I did not get. The theraputic massage was like someone that was just starting massage school. The other massage was force-rushed. After everything is said and done I am not sure if massage lady is useless or if by me arriving late she had enought for the day and was ready to go home.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%
The Chop needed relief and was tired of the old spots. Gave CL a quick look see and decided on 205 SPA
Usual KMP: table shower, a little roaming was allowed. Could not get clothes off. Best part was the HE, it was better than most FS received at other places. Standard rates. As MacArthur said, ‘I will return.’
Exact Location: 646 Broadway Ave., Paterson, NJ 201-772-2682
Needed some relaxation and attention because of a rough early week so decided to go for a massage. $60 at the door is what they charge.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
Attendant appearance: 4
Attendant attitude: 3.5
Attendant communication skills: 5
Theraputic massage: 2
Table shower: There but was not interested
Roaming: 4
Other massage: 4
Options available: 5
Facility appearance: 3
Time given.vs- time advertised: 2.5
Overall Experience: 2.5
I made an appointment and arrived. Got ready for massage then massuese tells me she will be there in a few minutes because they over booked. She arrives about twenty minutes late and then gets on with the massage. After she gives me her half ass therapeutic massage then she mentions that she wants a tip because other massage is not included. She performed the other massage and was very good at it. Gathered myself and dressed and headed out. On the way out the door I mentioned to her that I was tipping her with reservations because I did not get my full amount of time. She then mentions to me that my tip was lower than expected but because of the time decrease was acceptable. She then goes on to tell me that if not completely satisfied then there are other massage palors. Okay: Fine with me. $80 goes a long way during a recession and I won't return.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%
Exact Location: 848 Main St., Paterson, NJ 973-345-8881
Needed some relaxation and attention because of a tiresome early week so decided to go for a massage. $60 at the door is what they charge.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
Attendant appearance: 2.5
Attendant attitude: 3.5
Attendant communication skills: 1
Theraputic massage: 2.5
Table shower: 3
Roaming: 3
Other massage: 4
Options available: Not Sure
Facility appearance: 4.5
Time given.vs- time advertised: 5
Overall Experience: 2.5
Arrived and person that answered the door made me say: wow. To bad she was already busy so she passed me off to her co-worker. Table shower made me alert as I was a bit tired. Massage was average as I could tell she had never attended massage school. Other massage was done well and none rushed. English was terrible but she had a good attitude so gave her a $15 tip. Maybe I will return or maybe I won't. It will depend on my mood at the time.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%
Exact Location: 569 Pompton Ave, Cedar Grove, NJ 973-857-0007
Needed some attention and stress relief so decided to try out the grand opening. The Grand Opening sign and $50 price really cought my attention.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
Attendant appearance: 2.5
Attendant attitude: 3.5
Attendant communication skills: 0.5
Theraputic massage: 5
Table shower: declined
Roaming: 4
Other massage: 5
Options available: Not Sure
Facility appearance: 4
Time given.vs- time advertised: 5
Overall Experience: 5
Was glad to arrive because I wanted to get some relaxation and then come home and do some studying. What a mistake. After I left, I was totally exausted. I don't know if I got extra treatment because they were just opening or if because the program that I got was the norm. The way my massage went was Therapeutic, Other, Therapeutic, Other and then Therapeutic again. Just exactly the way I like things, this way I can cool down slowly instead of being rushed out the door. Half of my therapeutic was with two masseuses and the other massage was totally with two masseuses.
Usually when I am done I give a tip. For this massage I asked the masseuse how much she wanted for a tip. I repeat, I asked her how much she wanted because I had one exciting time. I am not going to say exactly how much my tip was but lets just say my wallet was open.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%
Exact Location: 569 Pompton Ave, Cedar Grove, NJ 973-857-0007
Return Visit: Had such a good time last time(2 weeks ago) I decided to return.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
Overall Experience: 3
This is a nice place but I won't go out of my way to attend again. I think that maybe last time my treatment was exception because they were just opening and wanted to secure customer. By all means my visit was good as one would normally expect, its just that it was not exception like my first visit.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%
Exact Location: 205 US Route 46 West, Totowa, NJ 973-256-0070
Been a little while since a massage so I decided to give them a try. $40 for 1/2 hr. seemed to be reasonable.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
Attendant appearance: 3.5
Attendant attitude: 4
Attendant communication skills: 5
Theraputic massage: 4
Table shower: not available
Roaming: 0
Other massage: 0
Options available: 2.5
Facility appearance: 3.5
Time given.vs- time advertised: 4
Overall Experience: 2.5
I decided to give this place a try because I had not been there before. After every thing is said and done I can take it or leave it. Interesting situation about this place is that when I entered the room she gave me a sheet. It stated $60 for topless and $120 for nude. I opted for the $40 massage for 1/2 hr but they charge $80 for 1hr massage. Simply put you could spend $200 easily here if you do not watch yourself. This tells me that these massage parlors are yet to learn that there is a recession going on around here.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking
3 decent or above average looks
2. 5 take it or leave it/neutral/average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks
1 awful or not attractive
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%
There used to be a woman in Maywood that offered massage, anyone know if she is still around? Was a good service!
Place is located on Hope st in Passic. What really throws you off balance as you approach this Russian Turkish bath house is in the middle of a Spanish neighborhood. The first floor is a kosher restaurant—had to be, a Hasidic was having lunch when I entered. The massage rooms are on the second floor.
Got to the second floor and had to ring a bell for service. Several open doors showed massage tables with no clients. Anyway, out comes a middle age Korean; just a tad over weight. TS offered and taken. The head rest on the table appeared to be a 2X4 with a wash cloth laid over it! Lots of attention to all the good spots. Would someone please tell me why they scrub your pop chute so long? Then they use the cloth to wash the rest of your body!
Back to the room, good to very good massage, oil followed by a hot towel. Roaming allowed to some extent. HE offered. Got the impression, depending on the lady more might be available. Seniors PM for details
When leaving there were four Russian guys sitting together having a bite to eat. By the way, they were only wearing towels and probably black trunks—at least one was. The KMP said the steam room was on the first floor and you would walk through the restaurant wearing your towel to use it. Didn’t ask where the sauna was.
As some of you know, the CHOP is picky; but I liked the place and the KMP and will return
P Chop
I appologize in advance for being new here and only posting questions. Reports to follow. I am looking for a safe place to bring the wife for a massage in the Bergen, Essex, North Hudson area.
Any info would be great, something CLEAN, safe parking and versatile.
Thank you in advance!
[QUOTE=Motiv R Man]I appologize in advance for being new here and only posting questions. Reports to follow. I am looking for a safe place to bring the wife for a massage in the Bergen, Essex, North Hudson area.
Any info would be great, something CLEAN, safe parking and versatile.
Thank you in advance![/QUOTE]
Need more details. What kind of massage do you want her to have? Do you want a double (both of you in same room)? Do you want a straight massage or will she get a few extras? Is she going to pick the extras or will you? Will she use a male or female?
[QUOTE=Purple Porkchop]Need more details. What kind of massage do you want her to have? Do you want a double (both of you in same room)? Do you want a straight massage or will she get a few extras? Is she going to pick the extras or will you? Will she use a male or female?[/QUOTE]Looking for a massage that is less structured than the overpriced, rushed, high-end spas in the area. While I will accompany her we feel that she will be more comfortable 1 on 1 with the therapist.
We are seeking a male therapist who provides a relaxing massage that gets more sensual based on how he interprets her reactions and body language. I am open to whatever she is comfortable with at the time.
Thanks for any advice that you can give.
Tried this place twice. Average prices, but less than average service. HE was too mechanical, AMP was a clock watcher, actual massage was boring.
Anyone else have a better experience?
Went to falls last week to see what was ne after the trouble. I met with petite June. She does a nice back walk, she is only about 90lbs, then a nice HE. I did remember her from my first visit but she was very careful.
[QUOTE=Purple Porkchop]Place is located on Hope st in Passic. What really throws you off balance as you approach this Russian Turkish bath house is in the middle of a Spanish neighborhood. The first floor is a kosher restaurant—had to be, a Hasidic was having lunch when I entered. The massage rooms are on the second floor.
Got to the second floor and had to ring a bell for service. Several open doors showed massage tables with no clients. Anyway, out comes a middle age Korean; just a tad over weight. TS offered and taken. The head rest on the table appeared to be a 2X4 with a wash cloth laid over it! Lots of attention to all the good spots. Would someone please tell me why they scrub your pop chute so long? Then they use the cloth to wash the rest of your body!
Back to the room, good to very good massage, oil followed by a hot towel. Roaming allowed to some extent. HE offered. Got the impression, depending on the lady more might be available. Seniors PM for details
When leaving there were four Russian guys sitting together having a bite to eat. By the way, they were only wearing towels and probably black trunks—at least one was. The KMP said the steam room was on the first floor and you would walk through the restaurant wearing your towel to use it. Didn't ask where the sauna was.
As some of you know, the CHOP is picky; but I liked the place and the KMP and will return
P Chop[/QUOTE]I think they spend so much time on the poop chute to make absolutely sure that it is clean. In FS places they'll do this because the girl might stick her tongue in hole, and who wants to stick their tongue in a dirty crapper. My problem is when they use a sponge or that luva thing, I always wonder how many assholes has this thing cleaned before it got to mine. In my experience the girls seemed to be following a script. Tongue in the butt, BJ with a condom in the mouth, the FS.
In the area this week. I'm planing on stopping at some amp's in the Totowa area. I see there are quite a few "popping" up in this area are there anyrecomendations one could give for superb service? Preferr responce via pm please Ty.
Is this amp still cranking? I haven't been out this way in a while..
Went to falls in Passaic and saw Judy, brown hair, a bit round in the middle, B/C's with nice nips. They seem to be a bit more cautious due to the recent past. Judy did say things were slow. I'm starting to figure out what a good massage is. She gave an OK one focusing on the top third of my back. The tension was released so it was OK over all.
[QUOTE=Motiv R Man]I appologize in advance for being new here and only posting questions. Reports to follow. I am looking for a safe place to bring the wife for a massage in the Bergen, Essex, North Hudson area.
Any info would be great, something CLEAN, safe parking and versatile.
Thank you in advance![/QUOTE]Try new day spa on bergenline.
It's good I called ahead to see if they were busy since they were. Arrived around 8pm and was introduced to the "new" girl Young. Now I am always nervous about the new girl since she may not be good at anything. I was happy since Young was pleasant to "talk" to and seemed to want to please. The TS was nice and a bit playful. The massage was light and not the best I've had but will do. The finish was pleasant and worth a revisit. .7 +.7, she seemed pleased.
Are there any FS AMPs in Northern NJ? I know Blue in Secaucus is, but wondered if there are any in the I-80 or Rt. 46 areas?
Even more ridiculous a question. Does anyone know of any FS RMPs? HAH! I can just hear you guys all chuckling.
Exact Location: 500 US Route 46 East, Elmwood Park, NJ 973-772-2220.
Long time since a massage so I thought I would give things a go. $65 for 1hr. Was the quote over the phone.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5.
Attendant appearance: 3. 5.
Attendant attitude: 4.
Attendant communication skills: 3. 5.
Theraputic massage: 4. 5.
Table shower: declined.
Roaming: 3.
Other massage: 5.
Options available: 0.
Facility appearance: 4. 5.
Time given. Vs- time advertised: 4.
Overall Experience: 4.
I decided to give this place a try because I had not been there before. My experience there was above average but the attendant seems to not realize money is tight these days. Upon exiting the attendant hinted about a tip, will okay fine. I gave her a tip and she said NO. She quoted me a price 400% higher than I originally offered. I am a negotiable guy so in increased my tip by 50% so then she said no, I gave you a good massage. She said 100% more than my original offer. We went back and forth several times. I thought it was a tip. With a tip she should be happy with whatever I like to give. I did not go any higher so with disgust she accepted my tip and that was the end of it. I am not going to pay over $100 for a massage. Money is tight these days and I just can't afford it.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking.
3 decent or above average looks.
2. 5 take it or leave it / neutral / average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks.
1 awful or not attractive.
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%
This is a very good legit lace. Brand new building. On second floor above a car wash, oil change, tint shop.
You could spend several hours using the facilities. No extras.
P Chop
Exact Location: 81 State Route 10, Randolph, NJ 973-339-9909.
Been a few weeks since a massage so I thought I would give things a go. $65 for 1hr. Was the quote over the phone. Add sparked my interest so I decided to go for it.
My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
Attendant appearance: 2. 5
Attendant attitude: 4
Attendant communication skills: 1. 5
Theraputic massage: 3
Table shower: declined
Roaming: 4
Other massage: 3. 5
Options available: 0
Facility appearance: 5
Time given. Vs- time advertised: 3
Overall Experience: 2. 5
Had been considering going to this place for a while so I finally got around to it. Take it or leave it experience. Upon exit I experienced an attendant that does not realize the current economic times. As I exited I gave a $10 tip. The masseuse asked me "why only $10". I replied "isn't that enought". Excuse me people but as far as I am concerned times are tight and spending $75 in less than an hour is not something to be taken lightly. I am not trying to be a stinker but I do not have $80 to $100 to just through around these days. I also did not like how my time was cut short because I did not take a table shower.
Scale Meaning:
5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking.
3 decent or above average looks.
2. 5 take it or leave it / neutral / average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks.
1 awful or not attractive.
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%
Stopped by on Saturday and the place looked nice. The reception area is large and they have about 4 rooms. The sauna is about 8x8 and is off of a large communal shower room. The TS is a curtained area in the back of the showers. My attendant was Gina, She is a short 30ish full chic, not fat but not skinny. The TS was OK, she used what felt like a scouring cloth. I got nervous on the flip but she only touched the sensitive area. That should have been a clue. The massage was OK. The main area, my lower back due to the shoveling, was loosened but I have had better and that was it. Will I go again, I don't know. Door. 6 tip. 2 It is above a car wash facility on rt 46, west side, by the airport.
Stopped by on Saturday and the place looked nice. The reception area is large and they have about 4 rooms. The sauna is about 8x8 and is off of a large communal shower room. The TS is a curtained area in the back of the showers. My attendant was Gina, She is a short 30ish full chic, not fat but not skinny. The TS was OK, she used what felt like a scouring cloth. I got nervous on the flip but she only touched the sensitive area. That should have been a clue. The massage was OK. The main area, my lower back due to the shoveling, was loosened but I have had better and that was it. Will I go again, I don't know. Door. 6 tip. 2 It is above a car wash facility on rt 46, west side, by the airport.
Of the LEO activity that has been going on does anybody have anything positive to report? I'm going to be in the area for business and thought I might partake in some activity, but seems like like LEO dosen't like the extra activity that has been going on lately (12+ busts in a week) and now the ladys are being way too cautious. Guess I will just hop over to manhattan and pick and choose over there, at least I won't get grilled by MMS when I enter the door.
Independent working out of her place and a $50 special. Was hoping she wanted a decent tip.
Found on CRAIGSLIST. No picture: short ad. Just a massage and a so-so massage at that. She stays fully clothed and NO touching of any kind is allowed.
On the 1 - 4 peter meter would give her and the experience a 0. 40.
Not worth the trip!
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I was wondering if anyone had any intel on the masseuse with the above information? [/QUOTE]My grand daddy always said, 'If it looks to good to be true, it is! '
I went there tue. I called to see if anyone I knew was there, and of course they were not. I went in and asked for a thin provider so I could ge a back walk, I didn't get one. I got Hanna, not fat but really not thin and early 40's at best. The TS was nice and hit the right spots. A few min in asked how much $$ I had ad asked two more times before 30min passed. The massage started OK but needed some type of oil, herdry hands and my dry skin and hair din't mix well. I got a HE since I felt the mood was gone. The next time I go I'm sure there will be a complete new crew.
Blue Spa: prolonged down period. Hana (?). HORRIBLE!
Blue Spa is definitely on a prolonged down period.
I was there a few weeks ago, and saw NaNa (?).
I chose her from a lineup of sorts.
She was the most attractive out of all available. That's where the good stuff ended.
In the TS, she actually gave me a 4" long cut by scrubbing me so hard with the bar of soap, instead of using her hand. I did not realize this until I was getting dressed, and I saw it.
In addition, all of her techniques, TS, massage, massage down there, and FS, were absolutely HORRIBLE.
I will NOT go back to Blue Spa, until someone reports they have at least 2 superstars, and it's not amateur hour, like it is now!
[QUOTE=Hdmaybull;1142238]The next time I go I'm sure there will be a complete new crew.[/QUOTE]I had heard the whole Chinese Korean AMP providers roster from Queens has been tossed in to Passaic.
These girls will do ANYTHING for a buck and I mean ANYTHING.
[QUOTE=Gogglz Paesano; 1168170]I had heard the whole Chinese Korean AMP providers roster from Queens has been tossed in to Passaic.
These girls will do ANYTHING for a buck and I mean ANYTHING. [/QUOTE]Now when the next big sweep by LEO happens we can all openly thank you for your cooperation in the closing of the AMP's. Good luck and hopefully you don't get bitten