The Stupidest Shit in the Fucking World

[QUOTE=SmackThatAss;4138507]The kind of Ass he is / was to take someone to court over a streetwalker? Only to be more exposed than ever. He actually believes himself. Trust me, he is the death of mongers and the emperor of Cap'nSavAHoes. I pray I do not go into my 60's taking guys in their 30's to court over SWs who service every Pecker in town. He's miserable and the new fact is, I have his home address, he was only able to obtain my business address. He's 60, unemployed, miserable, and putting up a house his mother left him to bond out SWs from 49th St in a trade for sex. I swear, I can not make this shiiiish up. When he found out the importance of my job, which he was dead wrong about, he looked even smaller. How bitter must you be to hate someone richer than you, & felony free and you've been arrested multiple times for DV and Drug possession. This is what you call true, schizoaffective behavior. I hope he takes medication, because next run in I'll have him in civil court for loss of wages, and he knows that I am a $300/ hr guy. He makes jackass of the year, Frankieboy! STA is Out![/QUOTE]But it's surely breaking good and the fatty bald smurf mongering in the dark Swedish vulva mobile with untinted windows had better call Saul!! BTW this porcine psycho has about 10 different logons here and we're coming up upon the 10th anniversary of one of his 'characters' being banned for his typically sociopathic behavior: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?5095-Banned-Users-List&p=788769&viewfull=1[/URL]#post788769.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;4139272]But it's surely breaking good and the fatty bald smurf mongering in the dark Swedish vulva mobile with untinted windows had better call Saul!! BTW this porcine psycho has about 10 different logons here and we're coming up upon the 10th anniversary of one of his 'characters' being banned for his typically sociopathic behavior: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?5095-Banned-Users-List&p=788769&viewfull=1[/URL]#post788769.[/QUOTE]How big of a psychopath this guy really was, I told the judge that he was mentally unstable and I, actually have the authority to prove it, I tried so closely to get the judge to Baker act him, just as he marchman act, Taoni, a real loser Frankieboy is!! STA is Out!

[QUOTE=SevenyRitch;4138580]Put their house up for street pussy? Dude sounds like a White Knighting beta-cuck to me.[/QUOTE]At the last few posts about Maddy The Peppermint Paddy, shortly thereafter he could tell you her every whereabouts, because he had her captive at his place after putting up his home to bond her out. Shortly thereafter, she bolted and a roof over his head depended on him finding her. Thats why she's in hiding now, she's not in rehab as she claims. He's a real POS!

STA,

Which Maddy are you referring to?

Do you have an image to share?

Thanks,

Mahalo.

[QUOTE=SmackThatAss;4139408]At the last few posts about Maddy The Peppermint Paddy, shortly thereafter he could tell you her every whereabouts, because he had her captive at his place after putting up his home to bond her out. Shortly thereafter, she bolted and a roof over his head depended on him finding her. Thats why she's in hiding now, she's not in rehab as she claims. He's a real POS![/QUOTE]

Can somebody post or PM a reader's digest version of this thread?

[QUOTE=HawaiianD;4140963]STA,

Which Maddy are you referring to?

Do you have an image to share?

Thanks,

Mahalo.[/QUOTE]Who is extremely learned, petite and young. Real first name of Madisson.

Had a Pretty Pussy. Ajdal out

[QUOTE=Willh;4141470]Can somebody post or PM a reader's digest version of this thread?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;4141562]Our pudgy bald psychopath is only trying to help these girls! He told me himself. LOL! When little Kaitlynne recently disappeared from the Lealman triangle she was at his momma's shack. She's back off of 50th Ave lately and vulva man has been riding around looking for his little princess there to no avail. Momma would be so proud of her little dumpling!![/QUOTE]He brought me back to the forefront. He truly believes no one knows who he is and what he does. Everyone knows he is only living due to the fact his mother left him a house. What does he do with the home? Put it up for bail to bang $15 SWs. We cannot make this story up. I will be transparent and easy going on him as I clearly see that he has no idea that he is delusional and psychotic. Who protests against the dope man because he is banging your SW girlfriend? Only FrankieBoy. STA is Out!

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Even on this thread there are limits. You just threatened this guy and you offered personally identifying information on somebody.

I don't know what, nor ever give a shit what this stupidity is about but you're about to get banned.

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You misread my report. LEO definitely knows where the strolls are and that information should be openly shared. What LEO may not know is our secret little spots where we go to fuck. All I said, was once those places are revealed, I no longer consider them secure.

[QUOTE=Casey3939;4345082]You misread my report. LEO definitely knows where the strolls are and that information should be openly shared. What LEO may not know is our secret little spots where we go to fuck. All I said, was once those places are revealed, I no longer consider them secure.[/QUOTE]Because if you honestly think that there is a single spot you can possibly park your car and fuck some chick outside of your garage that the cops don't know about well that's probably one of the dumbest things anybody has written on this forum.

There is no place you're parking that other guys haven't already been busted at.

What's up fellow mongers, so I'm not here for a review right now. I'm here to find out what the actual malfunction is with some of you? You all want to find a great date and you hit them up, but when they say ok and they're on there way and then you bug out on them! You all wonder why we are always losing the good ones. If you would have a little patience so they can get ready for you then maybe they wouldn't go from "honest" to bad and steal from you! I've been doing this for 6+ years now and only have 240+ posts for a reason. I'm picky, if I didn't enjoy my experience to the fullest I'm not going to turn anyone on to them. I'm willing to wait for the quality, I'm willing to pay for the quality. And I'm a broke m. F. ! If you want to waste the time of our good QUALITY providers then go down to Florida and Nebraska (if in Tampa) or South St. Pete and get a skank street walker otherwise. This is just my 2 cents, take it how you will. You can either man up or shut up. Rant over, enough said.

[QUOTE=SpareChange;4623358]What's up fellow mongers, so I'm not here for a review right now. I'm here to find out what the actual malfunction is with some of you? You all want to find a great date and you hit them up, but when they say ok and they're on there way and then you bug out on them! You all wonder why we are always losing the good ones. If you would have a little patience so they can get ready for you then maybe they wouldn't go from "honest" to bad and steal from you! I've been doing this for 6+ years now and only have 240+ posts for a reason. I'm picky, if I didn't enjoy my experience to the fullest I'm not going to turn anyone on to them. I'm willing to wait for the quality, I'm willing to pay for the quality. And I'm a broke m. F. ! If you want to waste the time of our good QUALITY providers then go down to Florida and Nebraska (if in Tampa) or South St. Pete and get a skank street walker otherwise. This is just my 2 cents, take it how you will. You can either man up or shut up. Rant over, enough said.[/QUOTE]Who the fuck died and made you God?! And learn to spell.

[QUOTE=SpareChange;4623358]What's up fellow mongers, so I'm not here for a review right now. I'm here to find out what the actual malfunction is with some of you? You all want to find a great date and you hit them up, but when they say ok and they're on there way and then you bug out on them! You all wonder why we are always losing the good ones. If you would have a little patience so they can get ready for you then maybe they wouldn't go from "honest" to bad and steal from you! I've been doing this for 6+ years now and only have 240+ posts for a reason. I'm picky, if I didn't enjoy my experience to the fullest I'm not going to turn anyone on to them. I'm willing to wait for the quality, I'm willing to pay for the quality. And I'm a broke m. F. ! If you want to waste the time of our good QUALITY providers then go down to Florida and Nebraska (if in Tampa) or South St. Pete and get a skank street walker otherwise. This is just my 2 cents, take it how you will. You can either man up or shut up. Rant over, enough said.[/QUOTE]What kind of post is this? This makes absolutely no sense.

[QUOTE=LuckyToo;4623841]What kind of post is this? This makes absolutely no sense.[/QUOTE]Shut shot14, number 1 nobody died and made me god. Number 2 you wouldn't be getting all butt hurt about my rant if you didn't think I was right. Just saying.

P.S.

Same goes for you LuckyToo.

[QUOTE=SpareChange;4624349]Shut shot14, number 1 nobody died and made me god. Number 2 you wouldn't be getting all butt hurt about my rant if you didn't think I was right. Just saying.

P.S.

Same goes for you LuckyToo.[/QUOTE]You're a fucking idiot with too much time on your hands. Oops, I used the wrong adjective. I'm sure you aren't doing any fucking. And your capitalization sucks, too.

[QUOTE=ShurShot14;4625308]You're a fucking idiot with too much time on your hands. Oops, I used the wrong adjective. I'm sure you aren't doing any fucking. And your capitalization sucks, too.[/QUOTE]The right thread for this conversation!

[QUOTE=JohniRotten;4628124]The right thread for this conversation![/QUOTE]Let's just hope they stay here and leave the other threads alone.

[QUOTE=DatGuy58;4645870]Can't find an ad, anyways my Buddy hit it Friday. She was a little slow responding and as previously stated always runs late. But he was able to find her after knocking on the wrong door. He said she is cute, with a nice ass. Met in a bikini which he loves. A little slo getting things going, either an air head or she was baked. The Nuru was fairly quick then right to the BBBJ. She doesn't do CIM. He also asked about backdoor service. But she said no at that time. She likes her toys and had a device for both him and herself but apparently overuse fried it. So on with the cover mish, doggie she then licked his nads and she stroked him on her shoulder. He might not repeat unless backdoor is open. Upcharge for greek. $HH, $$hr plus. 5 extra greek. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Who the fuck is your Buddy?? He sounds like an idiot.

[QUOTE=ShurShot14;4645911]Who the fuck is your Buddy?? He sounds like an idiot.[/QUOTE]I think he is referring to his 3" weapon of war? Lmao, actually some fools think they are creative like fooling the LEO w the 3rd person stuff.

[QUOTE=ShurShot14;4645911]Who the fuck is your Buddy?? He sounds like an idiot.[/QUOTE]Says the same thing about you! But I think you are alright.

[QUOTE=FlGuyTampa21;4700203]BBFS. Seriously? How Many STD's are out there?[/QUOTE]Dude, we all been there, well most. When that fine firm ass is pointing the air and that wet cat is calling your name it's a strong mofo that can turn that shit down. Only did a few time w maybe 3 girls and was a nervous fuck afterwards. Only time I got STD wasn't even looking Was coming out of a 711 and this young hot thing hit me up and I thought about it for a min and said let's roll. A week or so after that $40 BJ is was begging Christ. Got the burn, not cool.

Anyone else thinking about taking a mongering break until all this shit passes over? If nothing else, prices should come down just like cruises, flights etc.

[QUOTE=BlueEyes1;4702842]Anyone else thinking about taking a mongering break until all this shit passes over? If nothing else, prices should come down just like cruises, flights etc.[/QUOTE]Of all the nasty things you could catch from this hobby, Coronavirus isn't very high on the list.

[QUOTE=BlueEyes1;4702842]Anyone else thinking about taking a mongering break until all this shit passes over? If nothing else, prices should come down just like cruises, flights etc.[/QUOTE]I might have to dust the old lady off and make do with her, for a while.

[QUOTE=Willh;4702904]Of all the nasty things you could catch from this hobby, Coronavirus isn't very high on the list.[/QUOTE]Yeah it's not even fear of catching that really. Idk it just seems like a good time to chill out a bit. Could be because I'm sketchy from the Sting I was likely texting with that I recognized recently. Anyways. Everyone stay safe out there!

[QUOTE=BlueEyes1;4702842]Anyone else thinking about taking a mongering break until all this shit passes over? If nothing else, prices should come down just like cruises, flights etc.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Willh;4702904]Of all the nasty things you could catch from this hobby, Coronavirus isn't very high on the list.[/QUOTE]Good, God, no. This is like a buyer's market. Prices are depressed and the girls without a stable of regulars seem a bit more desparate. Discounts everywhere.

Make it a Corona and lime Ho-down if you're in reasonale health. But, I admit I would think twice about seeing a girl that was sniffling and coughing. Hell, I wouldn't see them in that condition anyway.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;4703308]Good, God, no. This is like a buyer's market. Prices are depressed and the girls without a stable of regulars seem a bit more desparate. Discounts everywhere.

Make it a Corona and lime Ho-down if you're in reasonale health. But, I admit I would think twice about seeing a girl that was sniffling and coughing. Hell, I wouldn't see them in that condition anyway.[/QUOTE]I was once a week with Mia at Lavendar, but I lost my appetite from this thing. Anybody looking for a recommendation, I like her.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;4703308]Good, God, no. This is like a buyer's market. Prices are depressed and the girls without a stable of regulars seem a bit more desparate. Discounts everywhere.

Make it a Corona and lime Ho-down if you're in reasonale health. But, I admit I would think twice about seeing a girl that was sniffling and coughing. Hell, I wouldn't see them in that condition anyway.[/QUOTE]Haha Corona and lime it is! Please send me, pm if you can some of these great deals if possible. I have only been seeing really high quotes lately for some reason. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BlueEyes1;4704015]Haha Corona and lime it is! Please send me, pm if you can some of these great deals if possible. I have only been seeing really high quotes lately for some reason. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I am with you brother. Everything seems a bit highly priced to me than it should be, given the hype and fear about Corona Virus. Supply and demand should kick in and take over the pricing in this marketplace.

Personally, I am probably going to get the Dos Equis virus instead (kidding).

[QUOTE=FlavorFul1;5215100]Tried to send you a PM about her. Your mailbox is full.[/QUOTE]I though the idea of the forum was to advise the monger community.

I guess if we all start PM'ing then we can render the site useless and build that shed we've been putting off.

Especially with that mongering budget freed up for other things.

I guess that's where the 1st amendment comes in. LOL.

ChinaSki.

[QUOTE=ChinaSki;5215310]I though the idea of the forum was to advise the monger community.

I guess if we all start PM'ing then we can render the site useless and build that shed we've been putting off.

Especially with that mongering budget freed up for other things.

I guess that's where the 1st amendment comes in. LOL.

ChinaSki.[/QUOTE]You've been here for 10 years and not once have you posted any shred of info about a single provider? SMH!

[QUOTE=ChinaSki;5215310]I though the idea of the forum was to advise the monger community.

I guess if we all start PM'ing then we can render the site useless and build that shed we've been putting off.

Especially with that mongering budget freed up for other things.

I guess that's where the 1st amendment comes in. LOL.

ChinaSki.[/QUOTE]Check your PM's.

[QUOTE=ChinaSki;5215310]I though the idea of the forum was to advise the monger community.

I guess if we all start PM'ing then we can render the site useless and build that shed we've been putting off.

Especially with that mongering budget freed up for other things.

I guess that's where the 1st amendment comes in. LOL.

ChinaSki.[/QUOTE]Stop whining about what other members should be contributing and start posting some useful information yourself. You're just a useless remora getting a free meal off of others hard work. 5 posts, all questions or complaints. Smh.

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;5216058]Stop whining about what other members should be contributing and start posting some useful information yourself. You're just a useless remora getting a free meal off of others hard work. 5 posts, all questions or complaints. Smh.[/QUOTE]What's Smh?

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;5216058]Stop whining about what other members should be contributing and start posting some useful information yourself. You're just a useless remora getting a free meal off of others hard work. 5 posts, all questions or complaints. Smh.[/QUOTE]FYI: The shark and remora relationship benefits both species. Remoras eat scraps of prey dropped by the shark. They also feed off of parasites on the shark's skin and in its mouth. This makes the shark happy because the parasites would otherwise irritate the shark.

Can't find the post about the disbarred lawyer that Rose was blowing in jail. Downloaded pics of her but have lost them. Anybody got link for finding them back?

[QUOTE=ShurShot14;5220274]What's Smh?[/QUOTE]The urban dictionary.

[QUOTE=ShurShot14;5220598]Can't find the post about the disbarred lawyer that Rose was blowing in jail. Downloaded pics of her but have lost them. Anybody got link for finding them back?[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM with the link.

JC.

I thought about this recently. In 1996 Friday before Labor Day I hotel hopped in Vegas. I used my 486 PC w Win3?, on Juno free w ads to do some recon for this trip. I wanted to stay at new (then) hotels. I am sure I used no travel help. I called each hotel directly & made res.

I stayed at Treasure Island Fri. , Fairfield Inn east of Strip sat, & Monte Carlo Sun.

Then the yellow pages were what you used to find women unless you found an entertainment newspaper or mag. On Fri. I searched under several categories & chose a business w multiple babes. I asked for Oriental, but they had none. I used the room phone at TI for this local call. I owned a cell since 1992, but LD was very expensive so left it home.

About noon sat at the F Inn, I answered a knock from a pretty long brown haired WF who worked for the business I called the night before. Except me, No one on this planet or elsewhere knew my itinerary. How did they find me?

I drove to Nye county to a legal ranch sat & had a good but not great time. I found entertainment mag for $3, called an overpriced Oriental babe on Sun & she took very good care of me. I did use a CC & did not care. She rubbed the handle of her hair brush to make a good CC imprint.

Nrb Man.