General Reports

Hi MeatMan,

I am going to try this video with a chica I have wanted to bang in the ass for some time now. Only problem is, it's the guy taking it in the poop-chute in the video.

Alan

Tell us about it! I'm seeing a sweet non-pro now who likes toys in the back door from time to time. I suspect it won't be long before I'm in the back door too!

I have this one white gurl with a nice tight ass she luv to lube it up good finger her booty hole then grab my dick and just put it in there she love for me to pound it hard and she begs me 2 fuck it harder and harder till I explodes and by the way I was her first anal experiece and when I cum she loves 2 get in the mirror and watch it run out her ass! I'm thanking about marrying her guys I thank I luv her.

[QUOTE=Monger King]I have this one white gurl with a nice tight ass she luv to lube it up good finger her booty hole then grab my dick and just put it in there she love for me to pound it hard and she begs me 2 fuck it harder and harder till I explodes and by the way I was her first anal experiece and when I cum she loves 2 get in the mirror and watch it run out her ass! I'm thanking about marrying her guys I thank I luv her.[/QUOTE]

Slow down, King! Marry her?!? Man, too much ass out there to pound to be talking about marrying a ***** . . . RFLMAO!!!!!

Marriage shouldn't be based on sex alone, but heck if it's important! It sounds like she has some brownie points on that respect ;)

I've got this friend here in Mps. that loves it in the ass. She is an older lady. You start out mouth, then between leggs. About 6 strokes later she will move it down a hole. Squealing all the time. Never seen anything like it.

[u are right man and damn brownie points she get lol the she cook and clean take care of her man and u guys no like i no thats what we want not saying i will stop paying 4 pussy not at all lol

A few days ago, I picked up a wsw (Suzanne) in Chicago, on 47th between Cicero and Pulaski. Not the type I usually go for, I usually like big ol' boobies, the bigger the better. This b***h was tall and regular weight, with little/no tits, but very long legs (exaggerated by "fuck me" heels - hilarious!). She just had a real slutty look about her (way too much makeup, which I liked), so I picked her up, did our mutual check and off to the notel.

I sat on the edge of the bed, she got on her knees (still clothed) and went to town. We got up, removed clothes, and onto the bed. Told her I wanted to greek her, she said "great, I love that" - good sign.

She got out her lube, covered and lubed me, lubed herself. I layed her on her back, grabbed her ankles, positioned little Bend It, and pushed until I felt that pleasant little "pop"! Slowly pushed in and then out a few times, getting her used to it. I told her to look at me and her eyes flew open.

Then I pushed her ankles up by her head and really started to work her ass, hard. She made the appropriate sounds!

I plowed her ass for about 10 or 15 minutes, all the time in this position, with her legs up and looking me in the eye as I reamed her.

All in all, a top ten experience.

Bend It

[QUOTE=Bend It]Slow down, King! Marry her?!? Man, too much ass out there to pound to be talking about marrying a ***** . . . RFLMAO!!!!![/QUOTE]


I'm just the slightest bit confused here. Can you help me out?

What about marriage means you can't still fuck as much ass as you want?
See, its not the concept of marriage that irks me. Its the concept of marrying the woman who wouldn't understand.

Vedi, Vici, Veni

Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]I'm just the slightest bit confused here. Can you help me out?

What about marriage means you can't still fuck as much ass as you want?
See, its not the concept of marriage that irks me. Its the concept of marrying the woman who wouldn't understand.

Vedi, Vici, Veni

Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]

sounds good, BR - have you found such a woman?

[QUOTE=Bend It]sounds good, BR - have you found such a woman?[/QUOTE]


She says that she's fine with the idea of it, and that I'm in the clear as long as I share.
Then again, we're not married yet and I hear that little rings of gold have all sorts of mystical powers, but so far so good. I'll enjoy it as long as it lasts.



Veni, Vedi, Vici - Gaius Julius Ceasar
Vedi, Vici, Veni - Benchseats Rock

Had a good ass-pounding experience in Dallas recently, but it was also a first - her ass was so well used, I could slide it in about as easily as in her pussy. And, I was her first that day.

She's just so used to taking a big one up the ass pipe, that it doesn't present much of a problem for her. Every other ho I've ass fucked, I've had to take my time, work it in slowly, let her get used to it, etc.

Now, it was still damn good! I rode her for a good 15 minutes and she made all the appropriate noises and facial expressions!

Bend It

bend,

she sounds like a well lubed machine,lol.
i been in the market for a hot young kgirl that will let me up hershey hwy. i frequent many amps, but never been lucky yet. ther are some older kgirls (40's) that tease n joke bout it but ive never been lucky. my last visit up hershey hwy was maybe 5 yrs ago, i found an older wsw that did the deed.
my dick is not that big either, lol maybe 7" on a good day, so it cant be the size the scares em.

[QUOTE=Bend It]Had a good ass-pounding experience in Dallas recently, but it was also a first - her ass was so well used, I could slide it in about as easily as in her pussy. And, I was her first that day.

She's just so used to taking a big one up the ass pipe, that it doesn't present much of a problem for her. Every other ho I've ass fucked, I've had to take my time, work it in slowly, let her get used to it, etc.

Now, it was still damn good! I rode her for a good 15 minutes and she made all the appropriate noises and facial expressions!

Bend It[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=asain_ucker]bend,

she sounds like a well lubed machine,lol.
i been in the market for a hot young kgirl that will let me up hershey hwy. i frequent many amps, but never been lucky yet. ther are some older kgirls (40's) that tease n joke bout it but ive never been lucky. my last visit up hershey hwy was maybe 5 yrs ago, i found an older wsw that did the deed.
my dick is not that big either, lol maybe 7" on a good day, so it cant be the size the scares em.[/QUOTE]

Hi Asain_Ucker -

Yeah, I think it would be very rare to find an amp b*tch who will take an anal pounding. Depending upon where you are, you might take a look at Craigs List - that's how I found the sl*t in Dallas. Good luck,

Bend It

Bend It and Asian,
I have had good luck with street girls and anal service.

How often do you pick up a girl on the street, and she can only offer a BJ cause it is "her time of the month"? When I meet one like that (I always ask for a half and half) I tell her no way on the BJ only. I tell her it is half and half or nothing. Depending on how desperate they are for the money, about 50% of the time I end up with a quick BJ and full anal. Happens to me maybe twice a year or more. Had one last month for a Jackson and a half!

[QUOTE=World Wise]Bend It and Asian,
I have had good luck with street girls and anal service.

How often do you pick up a girl on the street, and she can only offer a BJ cause it is "her time of the month"? When I meet one like that (I always ask for a half and half) I tell her no way on the BJ only. I tell her it is half and half or nothing. Depending on how desperate they are for the money, about 50% of the time I end up with a quick BJ and full anal. Happens to me maybe twice a year or more. Had one last month for a Jackson and a half![/QUOTE]

Good post! I often have a hard time finding the women who do anal off the streets.... except for the escort services listed on CL.

Hey World Wise, next time I pick up a SW that says she is on the rag, I just may try your 1/2 & 1/2 technique. Which state/city are you able to get anal service for a Jackson and a half?

Misfit

[QUOTE=World Wise]Bend It and Asian,
I have had good luck with street girls and anal service.

How often do you pick up a girl on the street, and she can only offer a BJ cause it is "her time of the month"? When I meet one like that (I always ask for a half and half) I tell her no way on the BJ only. I tell her it is half and half or nothing. Depending on how desperate they are for the money, about 50% of the time I end up with a quick BJ and full anal. Happens to me maybe twice a year or more. Had one last month for a Jackson and a half![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Misfit]Hey World Wise, next time I pick up a SW that says she is on the rag, I just may try your 1/2 & 1/2 technique. Which state/city are you able to get anal service for a Jackson and a half?

Misfit[/QUOTE]
There are two here in Memphis. You can get it all for .3. Wsw kinda got a little age on them but when you plug in better hold on cause your not coming back by that same spot.

As long as I have been Mongering I can say only a handful of ladies will take it up the ass pipe.. I will implement this half & half theory and see if it works.. I will report back and let ya all know for when your in the area.. I can only hope we find a few ladies who would take it......

Happy Huntin.......

[QUOTE=Misfit]Hey World Wise, next time I pick up a SW that says she is on the rag, I just may try your 1/2 & 1/2 technique. Which state/city are you able to get anal service for a Jackson and a half?

Misfit[/QUOTE]


Come to Baltimore. Save the half a Jackson.

Benchseats Rock

Probably will not work for all and everywhere. But I have had luck with it here in Illinois. I have found it works better when the rent is due, or when the pipe is calling real loud, if you know what I mean. But really YMMV, as they say.

I may have to take a vacation out there to your guys neck of the woods. Nothing like seeing what our great nation has to offer (on the street that is). Damn the rates in Rockford, Baltimore, & Memphis are cheap compared to here in the City of Lost Angels. Here cheap anal will run you about 3 Jacksons. I guess thats the downside of living in the west coast.

Misfit

Misfit, I have visited many west coast areas many time to monger. I now live in Northern Illinois, and think we have it much better that you guys do. While the quality of the ladies is generally poorer that on the left coast, we can often find a $20 bargin like I did last night. Because LE is tightening down Rockford Big Time, all the girls are really shy these days. I found a newer part-timer who was about a 7 on the SW scale, and really fearful, but really in need of some rent money. It must have taken me 10 minutes to convince her I was not LE. Hell I even showed her by driver's license and business card!

Anyway, after that she was easy to work with. She wanted 50 for all, but I offered 20 for FS and 10 more for anal. She agreed at first, but later had second thought about the anal. When I was firm and told her to forget it, she quickly agreed to 25 for all, and we proceeded. It was great.

You guys can stay where you are, and not come here and drive the price up for us. I like it this way...

I got a date with a gal tonight that likes it up the butt. I date her 2-3 month. Tonight shes bringing a friend who also likes it up the butt. All for .30 sometimes when they are desparate will do it for .20. I know 3 WSW and 1 BSW that really like it.
Just keep plugging away.

Theres nothing like it here. Man its great. Judy had a Motel Room and invited me over. Friend of hers who's married was there. While I was banging Linda in the pus doggie style Judy was running her tongue all around the cheeks of my butt. Drop Load on Linda quickly Judy laided down and said shove it up my ass. She went wild. That girl likes it up the butt. Washed then went back to Linda. She don't take up the butt. She likes F-----g thou. She can't get away to often. Hope I have her again soon.
BC

World Wise, don't worry dude if I ever get around to Rockford I would not overpay. I always try to find the best deal for the cheapest price possible. Here in Los Angeles it's expensive however there is a place east of here known as the Inland Empire. There you can get it for alot cheaper & I always pay what the locals pay. I guess every monger is very protective over their own territory.

Misfit

[QUOTE=World Wise]Misfit, I have visited many west coast areas many time to monger. I now live in Northern Illinois, and think we have it much better that you guys do. While the quality of the ladies is generally poorer that on the left coast, we can often find a $20 bargin like I did last night. Because LE is tightening down Rockford Big Time, all the girls are really shy these days. I found a newer part-timer who was about a 7 on the SW scale, and really fearful, but really in need of some rent money. It must have taken me 10 minutes to convince her I was not LE. Hell I even showed her by driver's license and business card!

Anyway, after that she was easy to work with. She wanted 50 for all, but I offered 20 for FS and 10 more for anal. She agreed at first, but later had second thought about the anal. When I was firm and told her to forget it, she quickly agreed to 25 for all, and we proceeded. It was great.

You guys can stay where you are, and not come here and drive the price up for us. I like it this way...[/QUOTE]

Finally met an escort in the Indianapolis area who likes, no loves Greek and giving asian. She insist on MSOG, is a great kisser. You might say no holes barred. If you don't walk out of her house spent it is your fault. She is the first women that I have ever done Greek with that really got off on it.

[QUOTE=Fudge1]Finally met an escort in the Indianapolis area who likes, no loves Greek and giving asian. She insist on MSOG, is a great kisser. You might say no holes barred. If you don't walk out of her house spent it is your fault. She is the first women that I have ever done Greek with that really got off on it.[/QUOTE]I've been looking for a rpovider who enjoys greek in Indy! Can't believe I found another naptown person here. Can you point me in the general direction of nirvana? PM me if you don't feel comfortable saying on here, but where did you find her?

I've pretty much been a streetwalker kinda guy, simply because I had bad escor experiences in the past. (All talk, but not much action.)

[QUOTE=I Love HJs]I've been looking for a rpovider who enjoys greek in Indy! Can't believe I found another naptown person here. Can you point me in the general direction of nirvana? PM me if you don't feel comfortable saying on here, but where did you find her?

I've pretty much been a streetwalker kinda guy, simply because I had bad escor experiences in the past. (All talk, but not much action.)[/QUOTE]

You want greek from a Indy SW just hit E Washington and look for Connie. Crappy lion tattoo on one upper arm, about 42, but got that crack advanced aging going on. Loves it. There is some info posted on her in the Indy General Reports section and IDOC website says that she is out of lockup. I think she is hanging somewhere around Lynwood. You probably could catch her in one of the shithole bars in the area also.

"The above tale is a work of fiction and should be not be taken as reality as every one knows that prostitution and soliciting a prostitute are illegal activities. We would never consider violating the law here at USG..."




SR

I went to see my ATF in a new AMP, she is korean & her fragrance smells so fucking good. Got a rubdown, then BBFS which included a BBJ with some DT action. Did some Doggy while spankin that ass then I massaged her brown eye with my thumb as she lubed up. At first it was tight since I had to slowly push it in, not to mention her ass had a nice tight snug fit. I banged her hard for a while & blew my load in her tight ass, then as I pulled out she squeezed her ass muscle as junior came out clean. She wrapped a towel around her & ran to the bathroom. Then I took a shower & no this time I did not see any choclate milk on the shower floor. Got a bottle water on the way out as she walked me to the door. 50/100

Misfit

[QUOTE=Misfit]I went to see my ATF in a new AMP, she is korean & her fragrance smells so fucking good. Got a rubdown, then BBFS which included a BBJ with some DT action. Did some Doggy while spankin that ass then I massaged her brown eye with my thumb as she lubed up. At first it was tight since I had to slowly push it in, not to mention her ass had a nice tight snug fit. I banged her hard for a while & blew my load in her tight ass, then as I pulled out she squeezed her ass muscle as junior came out clean. She wrapped a towel around her & ran to the bathroom. Then I took a shower & no this time I did not see any choclate milk on the shower floor. Got a bottle water on the way out as she walked me to the door. 50/100

Misfit[/QUOTE]


If you're not completely full of shit then you're one seriously stupid fuck for going bbfs with any provider - even an AMP girl. Personally, I think you're completely full of shit, but it doesn't really matter because if you're not, you'll be dead soon enough.

Stay safe,


Benchseats Rock

I've gotten street anal for $15 from Hispanic/Latino girl who I see often strolling. When she sees me, she pretty much knows what I am looking for. what IS surprising is that she brings her own lubricant. Nice ass on her too!

Hows that? :D

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]If you're not completely full of shit then you're one seriously stupid fuck for going bbfs with any provider - even an AMP girl. Personally, I think you're completely full of shit, but it doesn't really matter because if you're not, you'll be dead soon enough.

Stay safe,


Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]


Well dude, I was getting ready to flame your ass but then I saw you have 800+ reports under your name so I decided not to. I can only hope you have actual reviews & not just post a bunch of fucking ignorant comments. But then again I don't hang around the Baltimore forum too much. I do however enjoy the great pics by Rook & Muff. Anyway the answer to your question is NO, my reports are real. I don't have that much of an imagination to make this shit up. Oh by the way I have known this AMP girl for 2+ years & what can I tell you I can't get enough of her.

I find it kind of ironic you wish me "dead" then you end your report with "Stay safe" & Im suppose to be the stupid fuck...huh

I still believe every monger has the right to fuck a provider anyway he wishes to. It be the good old fashion way (bareback) or with a full body condom its up to you. But thanks for the sermon anyway...lol

Misfit

[QUOTE=Misfit]Well dude, I was getting ready to flame your ass but then I saw you have 800+ reports under your name so I decided not to. I can only hope you have actual reviews & not just post a bunch of fucking ignorant comments. But then again I don't hang around the Baltimore forum too much. I do however enjoy the great pics by Rook & Muff. Anyway the answer to your question is NO, my reports are real. I don't have that much of an imagination to make this shit up. Oh by the way I have known this AMP girl for 2+ years & what can I tell you I can't get enough of her.

I find it kind of ironic you wish me "dead" then you end your report with "Stay safe" & Im suppose to be the stupid fuck...huh

I still believe every monger has the right to fuck a provider anyway he wishes to. It be the good old fashion way (bareback) or with a full body condom its up to you. But thanks for the sermon anyway...lol

Misfit[/QUOTE]

I support MIsfit's comment. I know the same girl (in the biblical sense). She is a bareback anal queen. I know we are thinking with our wrong heads, but it's wrong to wish anybody dead. By the way, every regular provider who I have seen on a regular basis eventially allows me to go bareback. I personally live downstairs from a provider in Koreatown, Los Angeles, and she even got pregnant from a customer. So don't think it does not go on. I find it goes on with regular customers more often than not. In New Zealand, the Korean and Chinese girls are famous for taking an extra 100 or so for bareback.

-Shark-

[QUOTE=Misfit]Well dude, I was getting ready to flame your ass but then I saw you have 800+ reports under your name so I decided not to. I can only hope you have actual reviews & not just post a bunch of fucking ignorant comments. But then again I don't hang around the Baltimore forum too much. I do however enjoy the great pics by Rook & Muff. Anyway the answer to your question is NO, my reports are real. I don't have that much of an imagination to make this shit up. Oh by the way I have known this AMP girl for 2+ years & what can I tell you I can't get enough of her.

I find it kind of ironic you wish me "dead" then you end your report with "Stay safe" & Im suppose to be the stupid fuck...huh

I still believe every monger has the right to fuck a provider anyway he wishes to. It be the good old fashion way (bareback) or with a full body condom its up to you. But thanks for the sermon anyway...lol

Misfit[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Shark in OC]I support MIsfit's comment. I know the same girl (in the biblical sense). She is a bareback anal queen. I know we are thinking with our wrong heads, but it's wrong to wish anybody dead. By the way, every regular provider who I have seen on a regular basis eventially allows me to go bareback. I personally live downstairs from a provider in Koreatown, Los Angeles, and she even got pregnant from a customer. So don't think it does not go on. I find it goes on with regular customers more often than not. In New Zealand, the Korean and Chinese girls are famous for taking an extra 100 or so for bareback.
[/QUOTE]



I didn't wish you dead, at least not intentionally. I would never wish anyone dead - on or off of the forum, and now that I am rereading my quip I see how it could be taken that way - and I apologize. If I could go back and edit I would be more than happy to do it; I'm sorry it came out that way, all I meant to say was that anal bareback is one of the riskiest activities there is in a world with HIV and no one should forego using a condom for any activity if they want to monger with better odds than if they were playing Russian Roulette. I didn't mean to attack your integrity in your reporting - but I would rather think that someone is lying than going bareback with a provider - it's easier to redact a statement than it is to line up at a pharmacy once a month.

Clearly we have a difference of opinion/comfort level/risk analysis when it comes to personal health and safety - and while the med student in me is screaming inside, I will trust that you have assessed your own risks and kept up to date with the current STD and Sexual Health guidelines instead of redacting them here. I don't know the provider you are talking about, and the chances are rare that I ever will - even careful providers catch STD's, and high risk behaviour is defined by behaviour itself and then only to be compounded by who it's being done with and how.

I've done far stupider things than anal bareback, sometimes realizing it was dangerous and not slowing down and changing course, sometimes completely unaware until after the fact. I have put my cock places I wouldn't have dared to put a gloved and disinfected finger. I have fucked people in places that can only be described as the microbial polar opposite to a sterile Operating Room - The fact that I am alive at all, not to mention that I am healthy is nothing less than a miracle, or for the less faithful, maybe it is the biggest statistical anomaly in recent history. If I come off sort of preachy I apologize - I spent many, many years in the seminary and I guess sometimes it percolates to the surface - but more than that, I work in medicine and I live in and monger in Baltimore. We are more aware of drugs and disease than most other places in the world, not because we want to be, but because we have to be.


In Boca Lupo,

Benchseats Rock

Benchseats,

Elaborate on your comment, "even careful providers catch STD's" Do you know any providers who this happened to? Maybe someone who was ultra-carefull, but then caught something anyway?

I ask because of something I read on the internet. If actually TRULY carefull, the odds of provider catching something are the same as a surgeon catching something during surgery, meaning that surgeon's gloves are essentially nothing more than condoms for the hand.

This all assumes provider not make slamming genital-area to genital area contact, which happens alot of the time even when wearing condom. A provider would either have to control the stroke depth, or only do CBJ, etc.

Phillipe

Genital/anal warts are very EASILY contracted while "slamming your parts together", even while wearing a condom. If these warts are in remission, or have recently been removed (you can't see them), they are still easily passed on to the partner. Read about HPV/genital warts, & don't be stupid.

Is your post addressed at me? That's exactly what I said- "This all ASSUMES provider not make slamming genital-area to genital area contact"

[QUOTE=Captain Stiffy]Genital/anal warts are very EASILY contracted while "slamming your parts together", even while wearing a condom. If these warts are in remission, or have recently been removed (you can't see them), they are still easily passed on to the partner. Read about HPV/genital warts, & don't be stupid.[/QUOTE]If someone is "ultra carefull" as I put it, never made skin-to-skin contact, and never used old or vaseline-contaminated condoms, then I'd be curious how many of THESE providers still contract something. I say 99.99% never catch anything. And I just wanted to hear any stories he had about the merely "carefull" providers still catching something

[QUOTE=Phillippe]I say 99.99% never catch anything. And I just wanted to hear any stories he had about the merely "carefull" providers still catching something[/QUOTE]


The real statistics and information you want is on the STD thread and also on the CDC.gov site. If you really believe that 99.9% never catch anything, it is probably time for you to stop reading Anal Connoisseurs and start reading information from a health department - you'll live longer. I'm not telling you stories about how people I know have contracted anything - there is something about you that is anti-intellectual about a subject this serious that you'll either read the established medical literature or you won't. You'll either believe it and make smart choices or you won't, but I'm not going to encourage your proxy-pathological voyeurism.

Does anyone know how to read around here? If you can't very carefully read my post, then don't respond to it. I didn't say 99.9% never catch anything. I said 99.9% of the theoretical "ultra-carefull" never catch anything. And I don't even know if such "ultra-carefull" providers out there even exist.

I wanted to know if there is anyone out there who is ultra-carefull, as I described. And if so, are they disease-free? I'm a voyeur because I'm asking about STDs? For the love of god.

One thing I have noticed that annoys people the most on this website is when I chide people on the issue of safety. It really makes them mad. They don't want to hear this truth, to be reminded about the true reality of what it is they're doing. It's all psychological. From what I've read through these various forums, I am absolutely the safest most responsible person there is. And I have a pretty good feeling that the people who pooh-pooh this and get sloppy with their safety, do so because they don't care anymore, because they already have a couple diseases themselves. And I've extensively interviewed a couple people on this subject, and have analyzed the psychology of denial. And I think this applies to the most of you. And I've read Benchseat's previous reports to get a handle on his mindset as well. And I know that me saying this will probably annoy several of you and I'll get flamed or something. But I think most of you already have diseases like warts and stuff, because you didn't have the power of realization that you really CAN have fun AND be clean.

Interestingly, there is probably a wealth of research data right HERE on THIS website that the CDC can look to US for. So basically, I am conducting bona fide research that the CDC is unable to do because it would require the unethical behaviour of encouraging prostitution etc.

All medical, etc. research is like this. Eventually, at some level, some people just have to get their 'hands dirty' and do the trenchwork. For example, at some point during the developement of Viagra, at some point some of the test subjects just had to pop the pill and go get some pussy. In the name of science.

The CDC is just an office, nothing more. WE'RE the source of the data