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Lots of fun (I typed it out with spaces, but her nickname on Hx has no spaces. I didn't want to spell it exactly, by chance that she googled her name and found me posting shit here about her)

In her profile on Hx, she lists herself as Christina. Has a lot of photos of her cute face, curly hair, and big big big butt. Her chest is small, A to B, but the photos show it to be so darling and erotic at the same time, it's probably the most perfect A to B sized natural chest I've seen on photo. Combine that with an incredible 40 inch ass that's so fucking tight with no stretch marks and no cottage cheeze. I had to meet her, and had drooled over those photos for nearly 6 months. But she doesn't travel. Her incall is always a motel / hotel near JWA in the oc and she only sees hobbyists after 3PM or 6PM.

One night, I saw my opportunity to hook up. Made the appropriate PM, and called her. Very prompt reply on the phone, setup was easy. 100 for the half. 160 for the hour. I booked for the hour and started driving towards JWA.

The good and the bad.

Well, the good was that Christina's a SUPER nice person. Very very friendly. The rest, I'll describe below:

The bad. First, she likes to change her hair style. The curls that are SOOO hot, are now straight layered gothic black. Damn, the curls looked way cuter. WAY cuter and hotter.

Next, she's gained some weight. Oh yes, she's gained quite a bit of weight. I'd say about another 15 to 20 from the photos. Her face isn't as cute as the photos, because it's so much rounder now!

Next, I did a cop check on her, and she gave me this Are You an Idiot look accompanied with the question: "You know I'm a level 5 right?" Ooops, my mistake. Sorry, don't get mad at me. .

She started doing BBBJ on me, and it wasn't spectacular. It just wasn't.

I thought I could make things better by getting that big ass on my face so I could 69 her. DAMN that smell was funky. Not like a yeast infection funky. But like a girl who's been running errands all damn summer day without rinsing the shit off funky. The sad part was that she just stepped out of the shower when I showed up.

On goes the cover, and I'm trying to hit it mish and doggy. It was tough. She gained so much weight, that I had a hard time putting my little pecker in. On top of that, my arousal was already starting to labor, so my little sixer was turning into a fiver and soon to be a fourer!

After a total of 30 minutes, I wrapped it up and decided it was time to leave. I paid the 160, but kick myself for not just setting up a 100 hhr appointment like the rulebook sayz.

Now, I want everyone reading this to understand. Christina and I just didn't click like lovers. On top of that, I was tired, and with the actual being different to the photos, I wasn't too turned on. But I still give her the highest props for being so friendly and cool. And I hope that this post doesn't cost her any potential friends because it sounds like I'm just ripping on her. Hey, people don't click. Don't harp on it. If you like friendly big bootied girls, she might be your ATF.

Lastly, no FIA, no FIV, no DFK, not much on the LFK, and CIM costs extra (I'm guessing 40 extra from Tz).

On to the LASER:

L face 7 (photos show a 8. 5) , body 7 (photos show a 8. 5)

A 8. 5 Super friendly, very reliable, very safe. I knocked off 1. 5 for the comment about her being a level 5.

S 5. 5 Along with not clicking, she just didn't provide the GFE or arousing technique I'm looking for. It's not good when I'm working and struggling to maintain a boner.

E 100 hhr. 160 hr. Great price for the menu!

R I can't bring myself to repeat on this one. She's a doll, but I'm going to spare us both the agony. :P

[QUOTE=BenderOver; 1258517]Lots of fun (I typed it out with spaces, but her nickname on Hx has no spaces. I didn't want to spell it exactly, by chance that she googled her name and found me posting shit here about her)

In her profile on Hx, she lists herself as Christina. Has a lot of photos of her cute face, curly hair, and big big big butt. Her chest is small, A to B, but the photos show it to be so darling and erotic at the same time, it's probably the most perfect A to B sized natural chest I've seen on photo. Combine that with an incredible 40 inch ass that's so fucking tight with no stretch marks and no cottage cheeze. I had to meet her, and had drooled over those photos for nearly 6 months. But she doesn't travel. Her incall is always a motel / hotel near JWA in the oc and she only sees hobbyists after 3PM or 6PM.

One night, I saw my opportunity to hook up. Made the appropriate PM, and called her. Very prompt reply on the phone, setup was easy. 100 for the half. 160 for the hour. I booked for the hour and started driving towards JWA.

The good and the bad.

Well, the good was that Christina's a SUPER nice person. Very very friendly. The rest, I'll describe below:

The bad. First, she likes to change her hair style. The curls that are SOOO hot, are now straight layered gothic black. Damn, the curls looked way cuter. WAY cuter and hotter.

Next, she's gained some weight. Oh yes, she's gained quite a bit of weight. I'd say about another 15 to 20 from the photos. Her face isn't as cute as the photos, because it's so much rounder now!

Next, I did a cop check on her, and she gave me this Are You an Idiot look accompanied with the question: "You know I'm a level 5 right?" Ooops, my mistake. Sorry, don't get mad at me. .

She started doing BBBJ on me, and it wasn't spectacular. It just wasn't.

I thought I could make things better by getting that big ass on my face so I could 69 her. DAMN that smell was funky. Not like a yeast infection funky. But like a girl who's been running errands all damn summer day without rinsing the shit off funky. The sad part was that she just stepped out of the shower when I showed up.

On goes the cover, and I'm trying to hit it mish and doggy. It was tough. She gained so much weight, that I had a hard time putting my little pecker in. On top of that, my arousal was already starting to labor, so my little sixer was turning into a fiver and soon to be a fourer!

After a total of 30 minutes, I wrapped it up and decided it was time to leave. I paid the 160, but kick myself for not just setting up a 100 hhr appointment like the rulebook sayz.

Now, I want everyone reading this to understand. Christina and I just didn't click like lovers. On top of that, I was tired, and with the actual being different to the photos, I wasn't too turned on. But I still give her the highest props for being so friendly and cool. And I hope that this post doesn't cost her any potential friends because it sounds like I'm just ripping on her. Hey, people don't click. Don't harp on it. If you like friendly big bootied girls, she might be your ATF.

Lastly, no FIA, no FIV, no DFK, not much on the LFK, and CIM costs extra (I'm guessing 40 extra from Tz).

On to the LASER:

L face 7 (photos show a 8. 5) , body 7 (photos show a 8. 5)

A 8. 5 Super friendly, very reliable, very safe. I knocked off 1. 5 for the comment about her being a level 5.

S 5. 5 Along with not clicking, she just didn't provide the GFE or arousing technique I'm looking for. It's not good when I'm working and struggling to maintain a boner.

E 100 hhr. 160 hr. Great price for the menu!

R I can't bring myself to repeat on this one. She's a doll, but I'm going to spare us both the agony. :P[/QUOTE]I thought about seeing Christina several months ago and didn't.

She's been at HX pretty long time now. I am sure when she first started she looked better. Not all but most girls go south in apperance in about a year or so.

If you spent lots of time sitting at hotels, eating mostly junk food: It will be matter of time before gaining 15-20 lbs!

Thanks for the report bro.

[QUOTE=Winsum; 1244390]DAMN! Congrats on the good time with Kinkykisten. I have tried to set up an appointment with her twice already but at the last minute she doesn't give me her number. I think it has to do with that I just signed up with HX and I don't have any girls in my "network". She seems like a really cool girl and easy going, but I guess I have to wait a while until I meet a girl willing to see a newbie LOL.

The same thing happened with me when I was trying to see Ms. Melendez.

Congrats again![/QUOTE]Kristen is just a pain in the ass to deal with. Those big tits drive me crazy but not enough to be willing to play her childish games.

[QUOTE=Chrispoontang;1260142]Kristen is just a pain in the ass to deal with. Those big tits drive me crazy but not enough to be willing to play her childish games.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I'm not into all those games they like to play. That ends up being a turn off, even with a great body.

There is a girl that is pretty and has been on HX for a while. Her name is Rosita. The only thing about her is that she does everything covered, but she has a great pair of tatas! A high B bordering on C. They are a nice hand full. And a great ass. She puts Sexy in front of her name on HX. I get along with her pretty good. Her attitude makes up for the everything being covered. Oh she does extremely light GFE and has very sensitive tits. She's latina and has a very thick accent. But she's not a clock watcher and takes her time. Atleast with me she's been really great.

Hooked up with Brazilia on Imperial near Crenshaw. Right down the street from King Henry's Strip Club. So if you leave there with blue balls, although that is almost impossible, you can cum see Brazilia. Marlowe, you will like her she is tall. 5' 9". Beautiful body & nice personality to boot!

Nice BBBJ, followed by amazing mish & doggie. She enjoys fucking & will grab onto you & pull you into her! Her pussy is sensitive & enjoys a good pounding!

Just amazing long legs. I ripped off the condom & shot a nice load on her flat stomach. I was using that LifeStyle super thin condom. Felt great!!

Tell her BALDY sent you. Her number is 323-830-1403. She is running a special for 85 bucks!

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/17326[/url]

BALDY (LuvPoundingPussy) CRUISER :)

She loved the BC shirt. Said she would wear it in public & be proud of it!

She texted me later & asked if I was a porn star? Made me feel pretty good.

Of course, I said yes! LOL.

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BALDY CRUISER :)

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[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1261133]She loved the BC shirt. Said she would wear it in public & be proud of it!

She texted me later & asked if I was a porn star? Made me feel pretty good.

Of course, I said yes! LOL.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/17322[/url]

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]Damm BC, I see why she thinks your a porn star, you got more giz than Peter North.

Really love reading all your adventures. Hell, reading your posts and viewing your pics is almost more interesting than me chasing tail. And saves me hundreds and thousands of hard earned bucks!

The Tall Man

[QUOTE=Winsum; 1260625]Yeah, I'm not into all those games they like to play. That ends up being a turn off, even with a great body.

There is a girl that is pretty and has been on HX for a while. Her name is Rosita. The only thing about her is that she does everything covered, but she has a great pair of tatas! A high B bordering on C. They are a nice hand full. And a great ass. She puts Sexy in front of her name on HX. I get along with her pretty good. Her attitude makes up for the everything being covered. Oh she does extremely light GFE and has very sensitive tits. She's latina and has a very thick accent. But she's not a clock watcher and takes her time. Atleast with me she's been really great.[/QUOTE]I reported on her before. It's probably lost in another Hx thread on this site. Look up my previous posts about 25 back maybe. It's there.

I wrote about how I banged her out greek style for 30 minutes. Cost was 120. She was a complete fucking clock watcher with me, probably because every second I was mashing her, she was seeing God in a bad way. Completely non-GFE. Tits are good sized, but if you've seen photos of her, the tits are in real life are a little bit saggier than the photos show. Just a little bit saggier. She's a tall tall tall girl. I think she's close to 5'10" with heels on. I asked her to take off the heels, but she wouldn't. Not a problem. Fucking tight entry in the ass. I had to be super aroused and mega hard to make it in, otherwise, her asshole is just so fucking tight that it deflects your penis like some force-field.

I would repeat for 120 hhr greek. The problem is that after that session with me, she never posted a follow up special for that amount ever again. Sorry guys, but it looked like I fucked it up for all of us. She's 160 greek hhr now. Maybe you can talk her down to 140.

Bender

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1261131]Just amazing long legs. I ripped off the condom & shot a nice load on her flat stomach. I was using that LifeStyle super thin condom. Felt great!

Tell her BALDY sent you. Her number is 323-830-1403. She is running a special for 85 bucks!

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/17326[/url]

BALDY (LuvPoundingPussy) CRUISER.[/QUOTE]Seems like you hit it raw!

[QUOTE=Malodr;1261411]Seems like you hit it raw![/QUOTE]No, you got to wear the glove. Pussy was nice. I used those new very thin LifeStyles condom. Felt really good.

BALDY CRUISER :)

Hey, with all the bullshit on the blogs over on HX, and with peoples profiles being deleted, excom'd, etc. Etc. For bringing up the least little thing that disrupts the ebb and flow of that utopia, it just occurred to me that some of you guys are probably over there too under different names. I'm wondering if that is true? And, if so. Do we want to know who is who? (I mean, I'm still Rockhard441 there since I've never gotten my dick caught in the pickle-slicer, I still have the same profile I had when it started). But it just occurred to me that some of you may be the most entertaining characters over there, and I don't even know it!

If I'm fucked in the head for even bringing this up, forgive me. I probably haven't thought through all the implications. It just kind of came to me since I've been looking back through the HX thread here.

[QUOTE=Rockhard 441; 1261563]Hey, with all the bullshit on the blogs over on HX, and with peoples profiles being deleted, excom'd, etc. Etc. For bringing up the least little thing that disrupts the ebb and flow of that utopia, it just occurred to me that some of you guys are probably over there too under different names. I'm wondering if that is true? And, if so. Do we want to know who is who? (I mean, I'm still Rockhard441 there since I've never gotten my dick caught in the pickle-slicer, I still have the same profile I had when it started). But it just occurred to me that some of you may be the most entertaining characters over there, and I don't even know it!

If I'm fucked in the head for even bringing this up, forgive me. I probably haven't thought through all the implications. It just kind of came to me since I've been looking back through the HX thread here.[/QUOTE]I too "was" over there with the same name but one day found that my account had been deleted! For what reason I have none nor did I receive any help from the website. Sucks too because I had a few ladies in my network and starting to get the hang of that site. I have not since resigned to the site but will eventually and have been debating about using a different name there. I have the numbers to some of the providers in my network or should I say had a network so hopefully I can build back from there.

I am still over there under this name. Rarely see anyone over there though. Site is useless to someone who doesn't live in OC, Long Beach, IE or SGV.

Yeah. There are some good deals.

[QUOTE=Jonathonjammer;1261590]I too "was" over there with the same name but one day found that my account had been deleted! For what reason I have none nor did I receive any help from the website. Sucks too because I had a few ladies in my network and starting to get the hang of that site. I have not since resigned to the site but will eventually and have been debating about using a different name there. I have the numbers to some of the providers in my network or should I say had a network so hopefully I can build back from there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rockhard 441; 1261563]Hey, with all the bullshit on the blogs over on HX, and with peoples profiles being deleted, excom'd, etc. Etc. For bringing up the least little thing that disrupts the ebb and flow of that utopia, it just occurred to me that some of you guys are probably over there too under different names. I'm wondering if that is true? And, if so. Do we want to know who is who? (I mean, I'm still Rockhard441 there since I've never gotten my dick caught in the pickle-slicer, I still have the same profile I had when it started). But it just occurred to me that some of you may be the most entertaining characters over there, and I don't even know it!

If I'm fucked in the head for even bringing this up, forgive me. I probably haven't thought through all the implications. It just kind of came to me since I've been looking back through the HX thread here.[/QUOTE]I was there from day one, different handle though. My Erotic handle and TS / HX handle were the same. I started on here though first, so I just never thought of carrying my USA handle to Erotic.

TS / HX were pretty cool early on but the children found it quickly and destroyed it. The mix of having providers on there with little pre-pubencent white knights just made it impossible to comunicate the way it was intended. Then the admins came along and further destroyed with all the backdoor groups and witchhunts.

I have since changed my Erotic handle but TS / HX wouldn't allow that so I just deleted my account. If you didn't get into the drama of HX then girls seemed to think you were some sort of newb. The reality is that I was banging for bucks before many of them were born. Erotic was cool since there really wan't any drama to be had, and if there was you could just side step it. Jackson has done a great job of keeping the drama very low on here, too. Same thing though, either post everytime you wipe your ass and suck up to guys who post a lot or get treated like a newb.

Hey, I'm not saying don't give props to those who deserve it, but the enless dribble of suck up comments get difficult to navigate through to find out that most basic of needs: Where are the girls, what do they do, how much do they charge.

I guess this is a social site so I shouldn't complain the way I do. In the end its probably the balance of guys like me to work with the other old timers using pm's and guys who post every response they get from a random CL add that hasn't even met her yet that make this site what it is, a damn good site.

Been here since 2002. Ain't going nowhere.