Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Illinois Guy;1616519]Wonderful massage was given. Top Notch. This is a family owned place and children were in the lobby, very nearby. Need I say more.[/QUOTE]Yeah, you kind of do. It sounds like you are saying this is a legit place and not the type that belongs on this board. In which case, I'm completely confused as to why you even brought it up here. Please correct me if I'm wrong. This is also not very helpful without at least a name of the place. I only know of one massage place in Oswego, and there is no way on earth anyone should think it is the kind of place we talk about on here.

[QUOTE=Burpie;1621006]Yeah, you kind of do. It sounds like you are saying this is a legit place and not the type that belongs on this board. In which case, I'm completely confused as to why you even brought it up here. Please correct me if I'm wrong. This is also not very helpful without at least a name of the place. I only know of one massage place in Oswego, and there is no way on earth anyone should think it is the kind of place we talk about on here.[/QUOTE]Sorry. THere is a listing in craigslist under therapeutic with GRAND OPENING MASSAGE . Oswego. It is definitly the type of place I would spot and think hmmm. 50/50 chance it is more. This was not. Its worth reporting. I think its reasonable to post about places that are a NO GO. Its helpful to me anyhow, but I was wrong to not give more info to find it since it is totally legit. I tend to think in terms of being mum about good spots. 2733 us34 oswego is the address.

[QUOTE=Illinois Guy;1628695]Sorry. THere is a listing in craigslist under therapeutic with GRAND OPENING MASSAGE . Oswego. It is definitly the type of place I would spot and think hmmm. 50/50 chance it is more. This was not. Its worth reporting. I think its reasonable to post about places that are a NO GO. Its helpful to me anyhow, but I was wrong to not give more info to find it since it is totally legit. I tend to think in terms of being mum about good spots. 2733 us34 oswego is the address.[/QUOTE]I dreamed that I went to this place and it was awful.

$70 hr massage ouch!

They ask for tip before and after the massage.

All business with the massage nothing semi sensual at all.

Completely covered the whole time.

Table shower was a joke.

I won't be back and left no tip.

The worst Asian massage place in st. Louis is 10 times better and cheaper than this one.

I drove by the 59 train station and noticed this. I assume its legit, but figured I would double check to see if anyone can confirm or deny here.

On another note, I stopped in at the Chinese Foot Massage place down the street in Naperville. I saw 3 males working and no females. And they charge 28 for an hour. I didn't partake and I highly doubt I anything fun happens here

[QUOTE=Jimmy24; 1661011]I dreamed that I went to this place and it was awful.

$70 hr massage ouch!

They ask for tip before and after the massage.

All business with the massage nothing semi sensual at all.

Completely covered the whole time.

Table shower was a joke.

I won't be back and left no tip.

The worst Asian massage place in st. Louis is 10 times better and cheaper than this one.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

[QUOTE=Big Boner; 1673396]I drove by the 59 train station and noticed this. I assume its legit, but figured I would double check to see if anyone can confirm or deny here.

On another note, I stopped in at the Chinese Foot Massage place down the street in Naperville. I saw 3 males working and no females. And they charge 28 for an hour. I didn't partake and I highly doubt I anything fun happens here[/QUOTE]Sorry for the late reply, but I've been out of the hobby for awhile.

U Massage on Rt. 59 near I88 is completely, totally legit. They give excellent massages, which include a table shower, but no extras. $.7 for 1 hour and it's worth it if you want a great rub without extras. If you want more, go elsewhere.

I had been seeing Mapi's ads pop up every now and then on backpage for the past few months. When I first saw them, I thought,"She has got to be posting here by mistake. Her website is too professional, she's got too much experience, and she's keeping relatively normal business hours. No way is this anything but legit." Furthermore, she is extremely well-reviewed on yelp from a therapeutic standpoint. And that's generally bad news to the mongering crowd.

So a few days ago, I see her ad again in the adult services section, I do a search on her number, and it turns up a review on another site."This is interesting," I think. There's more to her than it would appear. And that's all I needed to schedule an appointment.

Bottom Line: She's friendly but professional. As a therapist, she really knows what she's doing. However, she remains fully dressed, and no touching is allowed. I was more interested in her experience than her looks, but still, I wouldn't have minded if I could have seen the blouse bunnies hop out. What I really found annoying was when she told me she was posting under adult services just to drum up extra business-guys come expecting something sensual but supposedly become regulars because her therapeutic massage is just that good.

With that being said, she will provide a handy-jay, but mine was a bit rushed. As the clock was ticking down, she tells me,"OK, that's it."

"No happy ending?" I ask.

"Well, ok, but be quick. You didn't ask, so I didn't know."

I've gotten the "you didn't ask" line before, and I don't understand it. Please tell me if I'm off base, but if I'm lying in front of you in my birthday suit, and we've already had a conversation about how I saw your ad while browsing over erotic massage parlors, and just minutes ago you were groping my ass while I compliment you on how sensual it feels, then, yes, you can bet the rent money that I would like a happy ending. Maybe this is a product of my upbringing, or maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I find it a little crass to ask someone explicitly,"Would you mind polishing my stickshift?"

But I digress. Anyway, was I satisfied? You might say yes, you might say no. She's not permissive, but she's got extremely good technique. If that's what you're looking for, it will be worth your time. She's running a legit operation, so you can call her for rates.

[QUOTE=TwoInchTadger; 1735964]I had been seeing Mapi's ads pop up every now and then on backpage for the past few months.

She's running a legit operation, so you can call her for rates.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. I saw her about a year ago. The problem with her is that her rates go up for repeat customers. She quoted me 1. 2 for a repeat visit. Never went back.

Hey guys I'm going to be in your area (St Charles / Geneva) next week for a month or so. I was wondering if someone could pm me with some info on some good massage parlors. I'm looking for something like they have in Belvedere. I've been to those numerous times and I really enjoyed my visits there.

Thanks,

Perv

[QUOTE=DertyPerv; 1824363]Hey guys I'm going to be in your area (St Charles / Geneva) next week for a month or so. I was wondering if someone could pm me with some info on some good massage parlors. I'm looking for something like they have in Belvedere. I've been to those numerous times and I really enjoyed my visits there.

Thanks,

Perv[/QUOTE]Aint nothin out here even close to Belvedere. There are a few AMP's in St Charles, all advertise on BP. But those are pretty much all the same, older women overcharging for half-assed HJ's.

Sorry.

Oh and be very cautious in Aurora, cops here love to run stings, both on the street and through BP

[QUOTE=DertyPerv; 1824363]Hey guys I'm going to be in your area (St Charles / Geneva) next week for a month or so. I was wondering if someone could pm me with some info on some good massage parlors. I'm looking for something like they have in Belvedere. I've been to those numerous times and I really enjoyed my visits there.

Thanks,

Perv[/QUOTE]Not in this area

[QUOTE=Roscoe23;1824851]Not in this area[/QUOTE]Thanks for the insight guys.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/healing-touch-630-398-0768/18314232[/url]

TOFTT. My legit radar was at high alert, but this place was close to me so I always go in with expectations of a good massage, which is just fine by me, mostly. Didn't even get that. Of course, one never knows with a different girl, but I would not risk returning. Glad to back channel a name. Its in a business complex and its a bit awkward going in there. Drive 1 mile further north to Green Spa. Much better massage there.

Just an FYI. They have been posting new management for over a month now. Hadn't been there in a while so I thought I would visit. I suspect if there is 'new mgmt' it is only on the lease. No sign of changes otherwise. Fun can be had but its not a new kind.

I've seen Mapi a few times. The first few times were good massage that's it. Then, she agreed to do the standard hand Polish. It was ok. The more she gets to know you, the more she chats during the massage and it takes away from the massage. I agree, the operation is legit. She has a great personality and she really does have massage skills. All you will get is the standard there after she gets to know you, limited menu. Good massage, go there.

[QUOTE=TwoInchTadger; 1735964]I had been seeing Mapi's ads pop up every now and then on backpage for the past few months. When I first saw them, I thought,"She has got to be posting here by mistake. Her website is too professional, she's got too much experience, and she's keeping relatively normal business hours. No way is this anything but legit." Furthermore, she is extremely well-reviewed on yelp from a therapeutic standpoint. And that's generally bad news to the mongering crowd.

So a few days ago, I see her ad again in the adult services section, I do a search on her number, and it turns up a review on another site."This is interesting," I think. There's more to her than it would appear. And that's all I needed to schedule an appointment.

Bottom Line: She's friendly but professional. As a therapist, she really knows what she's doing. However, she remains fully dressed, and no touching is allowed. I was more interested in her experience than her looks, but still, I wouldn't have minded if I could have seen the blouse bunnies hop out. What I really found annoying was when she told me she was posting under adult services just to drum up extra business-guys come expecting something sensual but supposedly become regulars because her therapeutic massage is just that good.

With that being said, she will provide a handy-jay, but mine was a bit rushed. As the clock was ticking down, she tells me,"OK, that's it."

"No happy ending?" I ask.

"Well, ok, but be quick. You didn't ask, so I didn't know."

I've gotten the "you didn't ask" line before, and I don't understand it. Please tell me if I'm off base, but if I'm lying in front of you in my birthday suit, and we've already had a conversation about how I saw your ad while browsing over erotic massage parlors, and just minutes ago you were groping my ass while I compliment you on how sensual it feels, then, yes, you can bet the rent money that I would like a happy ending. Maybe this is a product of my upbringing, or maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I find it a little crass to ask someone explicitly,"Would you mind polishing my stickshift?"

But I digress. Anyway, was I satisfied? You might say yes, you might say no. She's not permissive, but she's got extremely good technique. If that's what you're looking for, it will be worth your time. She's running a legit operation, so you can call her for rates.[/QUOTE]