Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by one of the newer parlors in KW last night. Parking lot and set up seemed promising. As I entered mam san took the hourly rate and led me back to a vwry clean and private room.

Thats where the expectations stopped. On the walls there are printed sheets claiming theraputic services and no extras. Girl came in, older than I like but it was late on a Monday night. She repeatedly asked if I had been there before that might have been my cue and I blew it.

Overall good legit massage. Nothing on the flip, nothing offered or even hinted at. I think multiple visits may loosen things up. May try again if for no other reason than 70 for 1 hour isn't expensive in KW.

[QUOTE=Louielouie;3397340]I as told by a regular that's its game on after the second visit.[/QUOTE]I visited here last week and met with Emily. Great massage. She didn't drape, but no fun on the flip. Don't get down here too often, so who knows about a second visit. I was driving a black hemi charger that she commented on, so that might've thrown her off. Anyway, headed south about 10 miles to the second floor massage place, had a great time.

Forgive me brothers, for it has been nearly two years since my last report, but trust me, I had my reasons.

Anyway, here's my report on AMPs between Tavernier and Key West on my current travels south to the Keys.

After arriving here in the Keys for New Year's week, the weather turned to crap, leaving me with little else to do but check out the latest AMP offerings in the Keys, so I did.

First on my list was the little place tucked back off USA 1 in the Big Pine Key area. I did not catch the actual mile-marker due to all the devastation both on and off the road. But as a landmark, you can use the bridge-termination point as you approach from the southbound direction. Should you do this, keep your eyes on the right. You will pass several one-story commercial buildings, and then you will see a small strip-center painted in Key Lime Pie yellow. Once you come upon that building, you will see the obligatory LED sign that says "massage" in the window, with the stereotypical self-stick pics of people getting massaged. My suggestion. Park on the side of the building and walk around to the front entrance. Once inside, you will find the place to be clean with an open front lobby; no front desk or secured front-window that can be opened by the mamasaan before she agrees to let you into a room. Some may say this is a good thing, some may not like the lack of a first-stage barrier, but nonetheless, I think it is important to point this out.

I was greeted by an older (less than 50) slightly-pudgy lady who quickly escorted me into a room. Once there, she told me to get comfortable. As I began to do so, I noticed the disclaimer-sign on the wall; the same sign others have mentioned in prior reports dating back to the spring of last year. After reading that sign, I thought twice about staying, but with no other options open to me for the day, I decided to see what would happen. Needless to say, the result was a less than desired rub with no emphasis on working out the kinks, and when the time came for the real nitty gritty, she got me all hot and bothered, but even after signalling I needed special attention with the offer of a generous helping of a monetary gift, she giggled and continued to say no. Once she noted the hour was up, she was out of the room. Although I shouldn't have, I did leave a very small tip only out of respect (knowing most of these girls work for tips ONLY) and got dressed, said thank you and got on my way.

Other reports from locations north of Marathon to follow in the coming days.

[QUOTE=Ninja23;3334442]Has anyone tried the new AMP that just opened in Big Pine Key? Curious.[/QUOTE]I did, and was just as disappointed as the previous brother who stopped in several months earlier.

There is hope for help in the Keys afterall brothers.

On my seek-and-savor mission last week, I decided to head north to the Islamorada area in the hopes that relief would indeed be available and it was. For those of you who wish to gamble, there are two possibilities between MM-92 and 87. On this night, I stopped in at the MM-87 location first. It is located on the northbound side of Overseas Highway (US-1) in a free-standing building that houses two businesses. The AMP is the one on the left. Limited parking is available, so be advised. Once inside, like the first AMP I reviewed, there is NO barrier between the front door / lobby and the actual rooms. Within just two seconds of my entering the building, a very attractive young woman came out to greet me with a beaming smile, pleasant attitude and touchy-feely signal that I had hit the right place this time! She asked me if I wanted massage, to which I happily responded: YES! She then politely asked me if I could come back in an hour because she was the only girl on-duty at the time and she was currently busy. Well, after getting a chance to be touchy-feely myself with the proper response coming from her, I was more than willing to head out for an hour in anticipation of what was to come upon my return. Perhaps it was a mistake, perhaps not, but I chose to head further north to the other AMP mentioned in earlier posts (the one located at MM-91 in the two-story office building directly across US-1 from the local hospital) which featured the older lady with a great body and long hair. As described in the earlier post, two women were present, both with long hair and great attitudes to match. I was greeted by the younger of the two who was wearing LONG pants. LOL! Once upon hearing I was there for a massage, she happily whisked me into a room and told me someone would be in shortly to provide massage. Within two minutes and with me having already assumed the position, the "older" lady came in wearing those "short shorts" so well described in the prior report. She went right to work on the kinks, working them out. She truly knew what she was doing and took her time doing it! It was great! She covered all the bases except walking on my back. (Although such service was clearly available in this studio based on the ceiling rails I saw facing me on the flip-side massage.) Needless to say, she knew what she was doing there, and took her time making sure to notice where my hands were as a sign I was going to need some TLC before the end of the session. Once I was dressed, she returned with the obligatory bottle of water, a hug, kiss and a smiling thank you when she saw I left two jacks on the table for a tip.

If you need more details than this, you know how to reach out to me here on USA but be advised, I rarely come her anymore due to lack of time to post. All I can promise is that I do respond to requests from other hobbyists when I have the time to do so.

Ciao for now brothers!

[QUOTE=Chaos83;3588546]Stopped by one of the newer parlors in KW last night. Parking lot and set up seemed promising. As I entered mam san took the hourly rate and led me back to a vwry clean and private room.

Thats where the expectations stopped. On the walls there are printed sheets claiming theraputic services and no extras. Girl came in, older than I like but it was late on a Monday night. She repeatedly asked if I had been there before that might have been my cue and I blew it.

Overall good legit massage. Nothing on the flip, nothing offered or even hinted at. I think multiple visits may loosen things up. May try again if for no other reason than 70 for 1 hour isn't expensive in KW.[/QUOTE]Although the location is discreet and parking lot is tucked away I got the same vibe as above. Girl was nice and mature and rub was good but that's where it stopped. You get a drink of water on the way out.

Was down in the Keys last month, and noticed a new joint had opened up in Key Largo. It is located in the "Pink Plaza" (A huge strip plaza with offices located on the second floor.) which is on the northern side of the island. When I walked in, I saw my old love Sophia from about 15 miles south. What a sight for sore eyes (and muscles)! As has been the case in the past, she took me to a room, got me comfy and went to work on ALL my sore spots.

I can't wait for next month when I am back in the Keys!

Vistited a spa on Simonton yesterday expecting a straight legitimate massage. As soon as she pulled the sheets below my butt for the back portion, I knew she was adding a little teasing. When she moved to the legs, she moved the sheets to the other leg, but left the boys out. Almost every stroke up she would let her hands rub the boys. It was certainly a lot of rubbing. On the flip she kept the sheet on my lower half, but was rubbing my stomach for a while with getting a little lower as she was going. On the legs she came up and slid her hand along the shaft every time. Finally during the second leg, I lifted the sheet up and asked if she could help. To my surprise she said "no, you". She immediately went to the balls and rubbed them like crazy, but refused to do the full deed even after asking a couple times. I finished the job, but only tipped $20 because she was not willing to do the job. I was initially shocked to get anything in Key West, then a little disappointed that with all that teasing she would not finish. She touched everything by grazing it throughout the massage, not sure why she refused to finish the job. PM me if you want details and can get me any info about more action down here thanks. Happy hunting.

I had read the reports and did not have high expectations but was here for a few days with nothing to do so I thought why not. First place was a NO GO next to a foot doctors place. Kept door partially open and would not even discuss the "extras".

Next stop was the newer place in the 16-- area of Rosevelt Corner location well signed. Entered and was greeted by " Koko " tight leggings and low cut blouse for sure a better sign than the last place. Probably mid 30's and surprisingly did NOT ask for the money up front. I've played the game a long time and made mention I was from Ohio, and layed by Credit Card and Dl in the table in the room in plain view. After a hug and the "you been here before" to which I answered yes several times, we got to the massages.

The pressure was good, 15 min into it I performed the two arms reach around and met no resistance. A good Sign as she giggled a little and my hand went a roaming outside. On the Flip, she made no attempt to cover the boys up, another good sign. I pointed to the flagpole and she just looked away. Finally, I took her hand and placed it on the pole and I asked for oil. For the first few minutes I kind of hand to use my hand to mover her hand up and down. After a few she got the idea I was not LE and she began to stroke it rapidly to completion. She stopped the massage and wanted a complete clean up before continuing the last 15 minutes. At the completion, I asked her how much I owed her and she said whateer you want. Tipped $40 plus the 60 session fee. YMMV.

Saw a welcome surprise on my North South Route during this current business trip to the Keys. While heading south at the area of mile marker 87 there has been an Asian Oasis that has been closed for quite some time. I had all but given up on them ever reopening, but much to my surprise such was the case last week. I picked an evening later in the week to head back to that area to see if my beautiful little lotus flower was back on duty from the last time I made her acquaintance more than a year ago. While it was unfortunate to learn she was not there, I was greeted by and older and attractive Chinese lady who welcomed me into the Oasis. I agreed to the hour fee and she escorded me into a room to get more comfortable. Her English was not the best, nor was the Therapeutic Massage, but the overall experience was worth the standard Exchange. I hope to follow up with photos in the near future but for those interested, it is just south of the 87 mile marker number located on the Northbound side next door to Twisted shrimp restaurant. Anyone seeking additional information can reach out to me hear through pm.

This AMP is located between mile markers 87 and 88. It is not south of mile marker 87. I thought I would add that correction today when I confirmed it on my trip towards Key West.

[QUOTE=SpecialOne8;4242997]Saw a welcome surprise on my North South Route during this current business trip to the Keys. While heading south at the area of mile marker 87 there has been an Asian Oasis that has been closed for quite some time. I had all but given up on them ever reopening, but much to my surprise such was the case last week. I picked an evening later in the week to head back to that area to see if my beautiful little lotus flower was back on duty from the last time I made her acquaintance more than a year ago. While it was unfortunate to learn she was not there, I was greeted by and older and attractive Chinese lady who welcomed me into the Oasis. I agreed to the hour fee and she escorded me into a room to get more comfortable. Her English was not the best, nor was the Therapeutic Massage, but the overall experience was worth the standard Exchange. I hope to follow up with photos in the near future but for those interested, it is just south of the 87 mile marker number located on the Northbound side next door to Twisted shrimp restaurant. Anyone seeking additional information can reach out to me hear through pm.[/QUOTE].

Looking for Recommendations, I'm in Marathon for 2 weeks.

Looking for recomendations in the area.

[QUOTE=SDaddy9;4613355]Looking for recomendations in the area.[/QUOTE]There is some info below. There are 3 parlors in the upper keys.

Heading down to Key West soon and saw an ad for a lingham and nuru massage. I was very interested and sent text back and forth. She only has 1 image of her that doesn't show her face and very little of her body. I asked for more but said not for new clients but said she's 5'3' (hopefully not 250 lbs). Her link is below and she also has a Facebook account so seems pretty legit. Has anyone tried her before. If you want to give more details over PM, please do. Thanks in advance.

[URL]https://www.massagebook.com/Key_West~Massage~sasha-parker[/URL]