Asianna-ATF and then some!
Friday night, thought I'd try Asianna. LOVE the back door parking! Was greated at the door by 2 ladies. One older looking mamasan and my "therapist". I can't remember her name for the life of me (korean). Body of a 20yr old and face of a 35yr old. Massage was good. Ending was very HAPPY! She went completely out of her way to assure that.
Sally from Craigslist (Courtenay and 520)
I'm putting this report here because the add resembled an AMP add but it really wasn't the case.
I tried out Sally who advertises on Craigslist and advertises that she has a location for "stress reduction" services.
[url]http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/thp/1752428752.html[/url]
She states she uses a chair in her location and that's true. She's Indian and I think mid 40's. She's heavier than her web pic, I thought for a moment she might be pregnant. Her location was not very clean or hygenic, I think she made a deal to hold onto a vacant storefront for a month or so. You go in and around a wall and there's a sink and a folding chair. She asked me to get comfortable and walked back around the wall, she came back and was down to panties and bra. Had me sit in the chair, then lit some incense, took off her top, put on rubber gloves, and started with a straightforward hj.
I knew after a few minutes this wasn't going to work for me. I was turned off by the location and the rubber gloves, and she definitely wasn't my type. I started to get up and told her this wasn't going to work for me. When I did she asked if I was a pig and started to freak out. It took me a few moments to realize she thought I was LE and was going to arrest her. She even started to search my clothes (for a wire, maybe?) and say she didn't say anything illegal. I tried to calm her down and explained that she seemed nice but this session just wasn't going to go anywhere and I'd rather go about my business. She kept asking a bunch of questions and I politely answered until I had enough then I left.
This was a weird experience on several levels. I'll not return.
Comfort Massage - Third time NOT the charm
Well, I have been to Comfort Massage (on 520, near Courtney, in Merritt Island) a couple times before. I had originally intended to go to Asianna, but they were busy so I decided to see what could be had at Comfort. I had enjoyed my previous visits here. Both times basic AMP experience, but nice and clean surroundings.
This particular visit last week was NOT satisfying. Met by mamasan (Christine?) at door. She remembered me and smiled as she ushered me back to the room, asking questions about stuff we had discussed before (quite surprising she remembered actually). She said, "New girl coming to take care of you. "
Well, new girl came in and took me for a TS. Please note this description because you will NOT want to have her as your masseuse (Sadly, I did not get her name):
Age: late-30s hard to tell
Height: 5'-2"
Basics: small chest (like 32A). Not much hip curve. Overall on the thin side. But very plain.
(I know this doesn't help much, but the best I can do for you guys)
Anyway, long, irritating story shortened, here are the high/low lights:
Table shower was quick and not thorough. Barely even brushed up against any private zones. I wasn't too concerned at this point, because I have not had any issues at this place before.
She gestured for me to go back to the room instead of leading me there.
Massage ensues while she is talking non-stop about random topics, but mostly about her zealous religious beliefs (I kid you not). Massage is not good, basically going through the motions. She is alternating complaining about people in general, various customers that complained about her service or wanting her to do things "down there", and random other topics. At one point, Christine came in and joined the massage. She is actually quite good. But most of the time, she was talking quite rapidly to the other lady. They seemed to be on the verge of arguing actually. I should have begged Christine to stay and finish alone, but I am too damn polite. Back to being trapped alone with the crazy, angry woman.
I am as polite as possible while my mind is racing. Basically already trying to decide if I should go home and jack off or be stupid enough to race to another AMP before it is too late.
In the end, somewhat surprisingly, she gave me a quick, uninterested hand finish (which I immediately later thought I should have declined), and washed me up with a COLD washcloth. Asked me not to complain since she was leaving town as soon as she could anyway. Unfortunately, there was nobody to complain to as I left the place.
I still think Comfort is an OK place. But I really hope that particular masseuse is long gone and never comes back.
