Massage Parlor Reports

couple weeks ago I went to the place by the habit. Now I realized why I didn't want to go back there first time. I got myself this girl, she seems okay, she wore pants, I should've said no on this one. There were a couple girls when I came in, I've seen the other one before. I don't remember their names though as usually they can't even pronounce their name right! I was able to get a handshake, apparently they don't keep cover around.

The service was not great, but the door fee is cheaper than oxnard places. I'm beginning to get tired of this high fee-get nothing kind of service. It's probably cheaper and better service having a girlfriend, it's Santa Barbara, there are plenty of hot girls.

I left that place unsatisfied.

[QUOTE=WebDog] UPDATE - the post from Labiameister on the other thread answers my question. They did that plastic bag thing with me, too. WTF is up with that???[/QUOTE]The following on a recent LA bust may answer the question. F'ing hilarious if you ask me:

Six charged after O.C. investigation turns up ring of 10 brothels
By H.G. Reza, Times Staff Writer
2:31 PM PDT, March 22, 2007

Six people were in custody today and charged with pimping and operating 10 brothels staffed by Chinese prostitutes.

Law enforcement officials said the ring was broken up after a three-year investigation by local and federal agencies in the largest such investigation in Orange County. The ring, which police suspect may have included 30 brothels, also allegedly operated in Los Angeles and Riverside counties.
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The brothels, operated by five Chinese nationals and an American, were advertised as acupuncture centers and massage parlors, but sex was the only service offered, Orange County Dist. Atty. Tony Rackauckas said at a news conference today.

In an apparent effort to economize, customers were asked to use plastic food wrap instead of condoms. Jian Shi, a 49-year-old Montebello resident and ringleader, purchased 7,500 square feet of plastic wrap over a two-month period, said Rackauckas.

"I really don't think about [plastic food wrap] in the same way anymore," the district attorney said.

[QUOTE=Jurassic]A couple of weeks ago I visited the El Mercado place on a Friday night at 9 p.m. The provider was really cute and wearing a nice easy access outfit.
I forget her name, but she was working with Ko Ko who was also sexy in a black nightie type dress.

Did a 45 min. session, and massaged her legs and butt while she worked on my back. 5 min. later she switched to soft touch of the nether regions.

Flipped, said I'd liked FS, she wanted donations up front. "How much you give me?" wanted to give her my usual .8 but offered 1.0 since new girl, in less familiar place. She tells me it's usually 1.2! I display empty wallet, she says, "O.K."

Finishes undressing. Really nice body. Firm C cups, probably bolt ons.
She installs the cover, slathers it with oil and jumps on the table - skipping the cbj.

I mentioned this to her, but wrote it off, since I was quite turned on by her body. Proceeded to mish, than doggy, cow girl - she was really watching herself in the mirror.

Actually I recall that in my excitement, I launched my load, while she was riding cowgirl, but continued to enjoy her for another 10 minutes, while I still had wood.

When we were done, I noted that we still had 15 minutes left to do massage: She said "No, I'm too tired, next time I'll give you more time." (Yeah right.)

So I left, and went to the Creekside Bar and heard an excellent cover band.
Their rendition of the Beatle's 'Strawberry Fields Forever' drew me in.
Flirted with a bunch of babes who were dancing with no inhibition. Girls also working the stripper pole. I was massaging one gal's back, climbed up to her neck, and she stopped me because it felt too good and she didn't know me.

Jurassic[/QUOTE]Thanks for the posts Jurassic, good reports enjoyable to read.

Stopped by a few weeks ago in the late afternoon. Saw Tiffany - early 40's soso looks.

Took a self-shower and she popped in. Seemed nice and decent English skills. Took my own cover, blah blah - very accomedating - tipped .8 - said she was working the usual 10 days and would be back this month.

I guess I would repeat if staying in the SB area - otherwise Ox has more options.

I met an older woman named Wendy (she may have changed her name) she was about 50 year old Chinese and now she is in Santa Maria. She has dark skin and she was a doctor in China. She doesn't speak English well but she is so sweet. If you know a woman that meet these decriptions please give me her working address in Santa Maria!

I found this in the paper: $35 off on 2 1-hrs. Nurturing; blissful. Free extra. 14 yrs exp. True to You 698-5861

Any info?

I found some FS here in the El Mercado with Tina. $.40 half + $ tip.

The other day at Mercado, I saw the other girl, forget her name:

One thing: I booked a 45 min. session and she even pointed to the clock hands to show me how long I'd get. I also started the stop watch timer on my watch when she was out of the room.

I noticed the plastic cover on the clock was missing.

Sure enough when it was all over, including a shower after the event, my stop watch indicated only 35 min. used. Yet the clock read 45 min. or more.

I think they may be playing games with the clock, moving the hands forwards 10 min. especially when others waiting. They could easily do this during the massage when we are face down.

I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results

Good times however.

[QUOTE=Jurassic]I'd be curious if anyone else times their sessions and their results[/QUOTE]

I do.

Most of my watches are the chronograph style and have the timer ring that just ratchets around the bezel. I set it at the zero mark when I'm down on the table, and let the session begin.

Only once have I been "shorted" on a session, and that was only about 10 minutes or so. I would have called her on it, but it was a non-issue by that point.

I hadn't been to the mercado in about 6 months or longer. I decided to return about 3 weeks ago. I showed up a bit late. Tiffany greated me and showed me to a room. She offered a 30 min session. I decided to come back the next day instead. I asked Tiffany if she would be working the next day and I didn't quite follow her response. But I figured it really didn't matter too much.

I returned a couple of days later and was greated by another girl named "She-She" (Xixi in Chinese). I noticed that she was unusually shapley for most parlor girls I have seen but I didn't want to get to excited (it is dark in there, and I've had a bait and switch happen before) so I went with the routine of getting into the room and setting up the session. I decided for a 30 min sessions since I figured I would ease back into this parlor scene. I was happy to see that Xixi did come back for the session. She gives a above average massage with a firm touch and uses her arms to cover large areas. Also a good light touch to proceed the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ. I was a little delight and surprised (since most girls just questionly do the HJ motion). I was there for a HJ but wished that I had brought more for FS. We agreed on. 6 (she did NOT ask for the money up front). She immediately pulled off her top to reveal some great the cup tits. She then pulled off her shorts and turned around for some lube as I massaged her great looking ass. With that T and A she is one of the most shaply parlor girls I have met. She had a great touch and I popped quicker than I usually do. After feeling her tits I confirmed that they were implants. But she must have been a see cup because the implants were not that large. She is a very hot looking Chinese lady. I went back the next day for FS. She asked $. 2 which is high but she was firm about the price. She did a girlish giggle when I asked if $ was ok. She is so pleasant that I went ahead with the $. 2. She was definitely worth it. One of the best rides I have ever gotten at an AMP. She got on top for 3 variations of CG. One where she grinded on me and I thought I could not hold on. Then we moved to Doggie and then finnished in mish. She bent over me so I could release on her tits. She is very sexual and eager. I was definitely pleased. She said she was leaving on July 14. But I think I also undestood that she would be back in a few weeks. Her english was harder than usual to understand (it was the words she used that didn't quite make sense NOT her pronunciation).

I went back to the mercado about a week ago. Knowing that Xixi wasn't going to be there I didn't expect a memorable experience. I was greated by Tiffany again (guess that she was back from her rotation) and settled for a 45 min FS session. Tiffany is not Xixi by far. About 10 years older (maybe mid 40's) and typical thin, A-be cup Chinese girl. She did try to put out an effort and remembered me from the first time (repeats sometimes help). She didn't ride me half as well as Xixi but I really rammed into her in mish. She took it all in stride and kept moaning like it was her first time. She went about 15 min over with me and did a neck, shoulder, scalp massage after my pop and hot towel clean up. I tossed in an extra. 4 for her efforts. I probably won't go back for FS with her but would go for a rub and tug.

I hadn't been to the mercado in about 6 months or longer. I decided to return about 3 weeks ago. I showed up a bit late. Tiffany greated me and showed me to a room. She offered a 30 min session. I decided to come back the next day instead. I asked Tiffany if she would be working the next day and I didn't quite follow her response. But I figured it really didn't matter too much.

I returned a couple of days later and was greated by another girl named "She-She" (Xixi in Chinese). I noticed that she was unusually shapley for most parlor girls I have seen but I didn't want to get to excited (it is dark in there, and I've had a bait and switch happen before) so I went with the routine of getting into the room and setting up the session. I decided for a 30 min sessions since I figured I would ease back into this parlor scene. I was happy to see that Xixi did come back for the session. She gives a above average massage with a firm touch and uses her arms to cover large areas. Also a good light touch to proceed the flip. She asked if I wanted a BJ. I was a little delight and surprised (since most girls just questionly do the HJ motion). I was there for a HJ but wished that I had brought more for FS. We agreed on. 6 (she did NOT ask for the money up front). She immediately pulled off her top to reveal some great the cup tits. She then pulled off her shorts and turned around for some lube as I massaged her great looking ass. With that T and A she is one of the most shaply parlor girls I have met. She had a great touch and I popped quicker than I usually do. After feeling her tits I confirmed that they were implants. But she must have been a see cup because the implants were not that large. She is a very hot looking Chinese lady. I went back the next day for FS. She asked $. 2 which is high but she was firm about the price. She did a girlish giggle when I asked if $ was ok. She is so pleasant that I went ahead with the $. 2. She was definitely worth it. One of the best rides I have ever gotten at an AMP. She got on top for 3 variations of CG. One where she grinded on me and I thought I could not hold on. Then we moved to Doggie and then finnished in mish. She bent over me so I could release on her tits. She is very sexual and eager. I was definitely pleased. She said she was leaving on July 14. But I think I also undestood that she would be back in a few weeks. Her english was harder than usual to understand (it was the words she used that didn't quite make sense NOT her pronunciation).

I went back to the mercado about a week ago. Knowing that Xixi wasn't going to be there I didn't expect a memorable experience. I was greated by Tiffany again (guess that she was back from her rotation) and settled for a 45 min FS session. Tiffany is not Xixi by far. About 10 years older (maybe mid 40's) and typical thin, A-be cup Chinese girl. She did try to put out an effort and remembered me from the first time (repeats sometimes help). She didn't ride me half as well as Xixi but I really rammed into her in mish. She took it all in stride and kept moaning like it was her first time. She went about 15 min over with me and did a neck, shoulder, scalp massage after my pop and hot towel clean up. I tossed in an extra. 4 for her efforts. I probably won't go back for FS with her but would go for a rub and tug.

I saw signs "For Lease" on footbath today. That was one of the best AMPs in town. I'm gonna miss it.

M2

[QUOTE=Monger 2]I saw signs "For Lease" on footbath today. That was one of the best AMPs in town. I'm gonna miss it.

M2[/QUOTE]For the past two weeks there have been advertisments for this place. It may be down but not out.

Surfnk9

[QUOTE=Hampster]I found this in the paper: $35 off on 2 1-hrs. Nurturing; blissful. Free extra. 14 yrs exp. True to You 698-5861

Any info?[/QUOTE]This lady is Japanese and the $35 off is on 2 1-hour one hour sessions paid up front with $35 off. This is not a sexual message. She will do a hand job in a half hour at session for $1, fully clothed and no touhy feely.

I dont think she is very busy.

SBCABUD

[QUOTE=Sbcabud]This lady is Japanese and the $35 off is on 2 1-hour one hour sessions paid up front with $35 off. This is not a sexual message. She will do a hand job in a half hour at session for $1, fully clothed and no touhy feely.

I dont think she is very busy.

SBCABUD[/QUOTE]I had the same experience. No touching fully clothed. HJ at end.