Massage Parlor Reports

Dazzle,

Great idea (for golfers, at least...)!

Problem is, whenever you come out of Adelita's or Chicago Club, your clothes smell like you lived in an ashtray for one straight month without changing. It's hard to acuire this kind of smell from golfing, especially in California... If you are a non-smoker, you'd better take some extra clothes in the trunk and change before crossing the border and after crossing back. Then you'll have to wash them sometimes during the next few days...

I go to TJ only when my wife is out of town, so I can wash my clothes before she comes back... :-)

BTW, no need to stop at a Pharmacia: Adelita's will sell you one 100mg pill of vitamin V for $20, while outside you can maybe get it for $18 if you bargain hard...

Same shafts & balls greeting to everyone else...

Fedex


[QUOTE=dazzle]With all the shit going down, me and a few friends have resorted to what some may call desperate measures... But in my opinion, with enough leg work or set up during the week, totally doable...

I.e. -- why not tell the wife you're going to play Torrey Pines in SD on some sunday, grab a buddy, leave early around 8:30 or 9 and hit TJ... So SO worth it...


Get a cab once you're over, tell him Adelita's Bar --and don't let the drive take you anywhere else, no matter what they tell, you.. The place hasn't close since they opened in the 70's.. The cabies get paid by other places i.e. massage parlors to take you somewhere else.

On a sunday afternoon --- AB is the place.. full bar, tons of girls, football and sports on the TV, you can smoke inside if you like, and well the girls are so damm hot and what great prices .4 -.6 for FS all positions... and if you need it, Viagra at any pharmacy...

I've found that the girls there can get me hard even when I'm 8 corona's deep and on girl number 4 --

You can rent the room above the bar for 30min for $10 plus $1 for the cum boy.. If you plan on taking more than one or two girls, I'd suggest renting a room for the day (no guys knocking on your door) for $35 for the day..

Leave early enough to have plausable denyability with the wife i.e. 3:30 - 4:30 -- assuming you can find your car (i.e. haven't gotten too drink and taken any controled substances or valium) you're home in by 5-6:30 -- and well, Torrey Pines, I mean, what a great course, game of my life -- thought I was tiger woods... I HAVE to play it again soon.. Man I'm tired, think I hit the sack early.

May your shafts stay hard, your cars in the grauges and your balls hang low.

DaZZle[/QUOTE]

One Wing Low,

Your right on the money with your accurate report.

Weekends availability in La Zona Roja can be more than 150 girls, more likely 200, but it declines in mid week.

One local aspect you forgot to mention was SGV appartments incalls in SGV, that cost anywhere from $140 - $200 per hour.

Fedex


[QUOTE=One Wing Low]
Combined the clubs and the alley, there are probably 150 girls available in La Zona Roja every night to be selected. The fun is the large selection of girls all within a small area. You will always find some girls that tickles your fancy every night.

[QUOTE=One Wing Low]The club girls will cost $50-60 plus $12 for the room. The parasitas in the alley will cost $20-30 plus $5 for the room. Some of these girls are very hot. .[/QUOTE]
$72 Plus Gas let's say from la to Mexico it's roughly 170 Milesx2 @ 2.49 per gallon roughly another 50 + wear tear risk of leaving vehicle at border taxi parking getting arrested by crooked mexican cop and never seen or hard from again ... roughly 175 for the tangibles plus the time to drive down there and back... I will have to do it ONCE, but gonna be hard pressed to do it more then that if I lived in San Diego it might make more sense.
I sense a USA Sex Guide Road Trip in the near future.
All Aboard Latina Hunters!

I'm sure this is an ongoing debate that could never end.

For me, I love TJ. It's kind of like getting to know anything. In the LA scene, unless you are Baldy Cruiser, or a handful of the other guys, the hunt per sessions of total bliss percentage is rough. There is worry of LE, ROB, agency, upselling, no shows, late sessions, bad neighborhoods, the list goes on and on. I'm not knocking it, but the dependability is enough to make a man go mad.

TJ to me, it's like having a **** walmart. Adelitas, as mentioned before, is like your own harem. Sports on TV, dancing girls, low prices, basically as if the wild west saloons of yesteryear were alive today.

The last time I was there, about a month ago, I had 3 different girls, in 5 hours. I paid exactly $.96 for these girls, that includes the room 3 times, cum boy 3 times, etc and the girls. 2 of them were .5 and one of them was .6 (yeah, greek cost me an extra .1) All three were drop dead hot. All the while I hung in the bar, drinking beer, having tons of other girls come up and ask me to go up. They let you grope, and touch the goods, and they return the favor. Sometimes I would but them a beer, but most often not. Sure the beer cost me money, but no more than hanging out at Yankee doodles or some other sports bar all day.

Yeah the gas costs money, but how much do we all spend when driving around all night hunting, alone, in our car, not looking at skimpy, slutty, ******?

Just my 2 cents, but this is all why I don't monger much around LA.

The problem with TJ is the sanitation factor. Rather
pay more $$ and support American jobs than catch
a drug resistant syphillis, gonorrhea, HIV etc in that
cesspool known as TJ.

For SGV apartment amps, typical rates are:
$120 per half hour
$150-$160 per hour

Some are $100 for half hour; $120 for full hour.

[QUOTE=FedEx]One Wing Low,
One local aspect you forgot to mention was SGV appartments incalls in SGV, that cost anywhere from $140 - $200 per hour.
[/QUOTE]

tj or la your looking at spending $$ there are so many negative factors and expenses I am thinking it's almost not worth it, then again the rate of divorce and the expense is Worse then Jail disease and the other risks wait those are risks in any relationship just the same, hummm If only it was easier and cheaper now I REALLY Miss the old days !

I go to TJ once a year or so when the wife is out of town. When you do it once annually or semi-annually, it's like a fun trip. Doing it on a regular basis from LA is tough, unless you're single.

The fun at TJ never stops - it's all about the atmosphere, the selection and your knowledge that each one of the 60 or so girls in Adelita's can be had for a mere $62 - $72 - it's a sensation of manly power, that you can never have in the puritan USA.

Just my 2 cents...


[QUOTE=Asiangreeklvr]I'm sure this is an ongoing debate that could never end.

For me, I love TJ. It's kind of like getting to know anything. In the LA scene, unless you are Baldy Cruiser, or a handful of the other guys, the hunt per sessions of total bliss percentage is rough. There is worry of LE, ROB, agency, upselling, no shows, late sessions, bad neighborhoods, the list goes on and on. I'm not knocking it, but the dependability is enough to make a man go mad.

TJ to me, it's like having a **** walmart. Adelitas, as mentioned before, is like your own harem. Sports on TV, dancing girls, low prices, basically as if the wild west saloons of yesteryear were alive today.

The last time I was there, about a month ago, I had 3 different girls, in 5 hours. I paid exactly $.96 for these girls, that includes the room 3 times, cum boy 3 times, etc and the girls. 2 of them were .5 and one of them was .6 (yeah, greek cost me an extra .1) All three were drop dead hot. All the while I hung in the bar, drinking beer, having tons of other girls come up and ask me to go up. They let you grope, and touch the goods, and they return the favor. Sometimes I would but them a beer, but most often not. Sure the beer cost me money, but no more than hanging out at Yankee doodles or some other sports bar all day.

Yeah the gas costs money, but how much do we all spend when driving around all night hunting, alone, in our car, not looking at skimpy, slutty, ******?

Just my 2 cents, but this is all why I don't monger much around LA.[/QUOTE]

Called LP yesterday for Tammy and mamasan told me "no more Tammy" Any LP regulars confirm that or was mama just giving me some bs.

Tammy still works there but only once or twice a month.

[QUOTE=Oswalt]Called LP yesterday for Tammy and mamasan told me "no more Tammy" Any LP regulars confirm that or was mama just giving me some bs.[/QUOTE]

I'm still trying to find Rosi form Amy's myself. There was a phone number on the door after they closed with her name. It appears to be the number for Sue's in Inglewood, but I've called and asked and mama always says "no Rosi". Anyone know if she's there or where she might be?

She might be there under another name, have you gone there? I've gotten something like a line up there, the girls each come to the room and I've picked the one I like best.

AF

[QUOTE=Brainiac]I'm still trying to find Rosi form Amy's myself. There was a phone number on the door after they closed with her name. It appears to be the number for Sue's in Inglewood, but I've called and asked and mama always says "no Rosi". Anyone know if she's there or where she might be?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AsianFan]She might be there under another name, have you gone there? I've gotten something like a line up there, the girls each come to the room and I've picked the one I like best.

AF[/QUOTE]No way, are you kidding? I thought they only did that in places like The Land of Smiles. I have got to check this place out. That would turn me on even more just to be able to pick the girl you want out of a selection.

[QUOTE=Guide]No way, are you kidding? I thought they only did that in places like The Land of Smiles. I have got to check this place out. That would turn me on even more just to be able to pick the girl you want out of a selection.[/QUOTE]

I'm a little leery of going there since (A) if she is there I don't know what days and (B) the ongoing police vendetta in Inglewood.

Sue's isn't the same place as LP or LS is it? never gone up to Iwood.

I would guess you have never been to TJ. If you had you would know that its all covered. Someone may try a uncovered thing with someone they know but most of these girls know that with their mileage its not a real good thing. I have a girl down there that I have seen many many times.

She just has a little way about her. I know that she is waiting for me to tell her she can suck it bareback; she teases me with bareback every time I see her. But then the relationship changes from a commercial one to a personal one. I honestly can see her paying the room fee or just dragging me up to the room she has there.

These girls aren't stupid and you shouldn't be either.