Massage Parlor Reports

Thanks for the suggestions, guys. I've been to Warren a few times, and it's always been satisfying, but I was looking for something local and so I called Theresa Chocolate. She was having a $100/hr special and it was *well* worth it! FS and didn't have to spend all the money on gas.

[url]http://www.ohioharddrive.com/public/pages/theresa-template.htm[/url]

She looks better in person than in the pictures.

Went to Silver Spa on Tuesday nigth. 70 for the hour too high for my normal fee. The girl Hannah was cute and during the shower asked if she could wash everywhere. That is where the fun stopped asked for an additional tip of 100 total now 170. Thought I was going to get full service not the case. Fair hand job no touching and I left broke. The service was way too high in cost compared to other cities.

Anyone seen her? Looks super hot for 80 (I guess that's the HJ only rate).

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/adult/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A163431&name=escorts[/url]

Also, another hot one in Cleveland:

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/adult/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A158411&name=escorts[/url]

Thanks in advance for any info on either one.

Does anyone have intel;on SexySunshine?Called her the other day and sound's good(they allways do)any info. appreciated........Doc.

[QUOTE=drdetroit]Does anyone have intel;on SexySunshine?Called her the other day and sound's good(they allways do)any info. appreciated........Doc.[/QUOTE]Yes. Sexy sunshine is legit. She worked out of her house near West Ave when I saw her (over a year ago). Very nice lady and has a whole menu of activities.

She and her husband have been swingers and he may be around (not in the room but in the house) if you visit.

Good luck,

Rich

Hi to fellow hobbiests in the Lake Erie region. I'm trying to find a relocated San Antonio girl that may be working in the Cleveland area. She comes to the area highly recommended and I know of her as Kristina, but I'm not sure what she may be calling herself up there. The last time I phoned her she made me think she was working out of a local Cleveland amp.... possibly called Far East or something similar? I'm not familiar with the Cleveland area, so I thought I'd ask for some help. She said she has been traveling between Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati and Indianapolis, but indicated she was staying in Cleveland for the time being. Is there an amp in the Cleveland area called Far East and has anyone ran across a hot new asian from Texas that could possibly be calling herself Kristina? I'm looking forward to some quality time with her if I can find where she has settled in? Please pm me with any useful information, thanks for any help you can offer.

Hey Pic,

I wonder if this is your girl ?

[url]http://www.txasiandream.com/[/url]

Found her being welcomed on****

I went to the new place in Chesterland called Tuks about three weeks ago and Here is how it went.

I got there and a cute lady in her 40's answered the door. I would consider her a Milf since she has a kid. We go over the options, $50 for 1/2 hour $70 for full hour and that includes tanning bed,sauna,table shower, and massage.

I took the one hour but declined the tanning bed because I didn't feel like filling out paperwork. The shower was good, the massage was even decent but Nothing else, not even a hint of any extras. So It was decided that unless I here of a change I will never go back. I went up the street to the silver spa and paid $50 for a half an hour and a girl named nancy gave me my massage and after about 10 minutes of the dingy innocent girl thing she proceeded to give me a HJ. She was very cute but a hand job is all they ever seem to do there, I did get to play with her a little but it seemed wierd with the door being open.

I was just at SilverSpa and it sucked! Paid $70 for the hour. Met two old hags. Both watched as I was laying there for a table shower. Then a third lady came in. She was the young cutie everyone else was getting! I freaking got stuck with the old hag the entire time. I asked if the young girl was availible, but in broken english, no choosing, its by turn. Wtf? ! ? ! So I was out $70 and all I got was a really good massage! But seriously, who the hell wants a massage!

This is my first report so please bear with me. I have been a lurker for over a year now and decided it was time to take the plunge. I had a massage appointment with a Massage provider listed In the Freetimes. When I made the appointment she mentioned that this was legit and not sensual. I have visited several backpage and freetimes gals and most of the time, unless stating the Ohio license numberin the add, will provide the final touch.

I have also seen massage provides under the sensual massage section.

I agreed to a afternoon appt today and headed off the the west side of cleveland location. Upon entering the nice clean apartment, she had set up a massage table, candles and soft music.

Now, here is where I think I made mistake number 1. She asked if I wanted draped or undraped? , to which I replied Undraped. She stood there looking at me and I waited for her to go into the other room to undress and get on the table. I think I should have undressed infront of her.

The massage was very good. She used a non scented oil and massaged my neck, back, legs, feet and at the end my butt for well over a half hour. She never did however bump the boys.

She then stated to turn over. A this point I am a little nervous as she starts on my arms and chest. She them progress to my legs and thighs and to my suprise starts to slowly massage my underbelly. She did this for a while not touching but very close. The massage lasted a good hour to this point. Now she has massaged my entire body front and back.

Now I think I made mistake number 2. She now places a hand towel on my stomach and looks at me. She states that she usually places a wet towel their and do I mind if it is dry?

I look at her and say thanks, sit up and start to wipe off the excess oil from my body for the drive home.

I am totally confused at the signals I am getting.

Did I just screw up the ending or was there no ending that I wanted in sight?

When you lay on your back undraped and she is massaging your underbelly was this a test that I just flunked with a giant "F"?

WAs the towel for her to use and I missed the signals by sitting up and wiping off the oil?

I am just looking for some advise on this one.

[QUOTE=Skipped]I am totally confused at the signals I am getting.

Did I just screw up the ending or was there no ending that I wanted in sight?

When you lay on your back undraped and she is massaging your underbelly was this a test that I just flunked with a giant "F"?

WAs the towel for her to use and I missed the signals by sitting up and wiping off the oil?

I am just looking for some advise on this one.[/QUOTE]Dude, you just got a plain old massage. It doesn't sound like any signals were missed.

Saffrole,

I agree with you. The more I thought about my experience the more I realized what some of the girls do is Advertise as Possible Sensual just to get the morons like me to answer their adds knowing full well they are only "Regular" massage girls. There is never any intention of HE.

Just like the Used Car Salesman who use the old "Bait and Switch". But unlike used car salesman, their customers get "screwed", we only get blue balls.

I saw the ad for the Bikini massage in the freetimes or scene(cant remeber which). I got to the location by detroit and w25th. Had to wait 10mins for girl to show. The receptionist was attractive though.

Girl came in and acted started to see all of me. She said to put towel on. After a few mins I asked about her not wearing a bikini. She said thats an extra $20. That put a damper on things but I kept my cool.

Fannima30,

I have also seen the add on Backpage and Craigslist. I have called a few times and could not get any type of feedback from the receptionist.

Inquiring minds want to know. Was it worth the trip?

And if so, How much did it cost you on the way out?

Thanks for your trip info.

Skipped

It was not worth the trip. Girl did not wear a bikini as advertised. Said it would cost an extra $20. Cost $50 for a 30min massage..actually less than 30mins..for lame massage. Took one for the team.