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I have seen Kayla three times. She is down to Earth. One visit found her somewhat pre-occupied with a boyfriend issue and I was not going to lose my wad anytime soon. After 45 minutes she asked me to come back another time and she did not collect anything as I passed go. She is definitely worth $200.00. She's always clean, smells nice. He place is very clean and orderly.

She's many lines away from the SW scale!

[QUOTE=Rooster04]I have seen Kayla three times. She is down to Earth. One visit found her somewhat pre-occupied with a boyfriend issue and I was not going to lose my wad anytime soon. After 45 minutes she asked me to come back another time and she did not collect anything as I passed go. She is definitely worth $200.00. She's always clean, smells nice. He place is very clean and orderly.

She's many lines away from the SW scale![/QUOTE]Knowing Kayla on a personal level, as in, met her through a mutual friend, introduced to her by her real name, Rooster is dead on in his description of her and I can, completely, see her not collecting the money when she wasn't in the mood to go through with the session.

It was bizarre when I met her because, just a few days before, I was comptemplating calling her for a session and ended up getting ahold of someone else first. I did intend to have her on my list of future plans, though. Then, two days later, I found myself being introduced to a girl who looked just like that escort whose pictures had really caught my eye.

I thought it had to be coincidence but she ended up inviting me to her house and some of the pictures on the wall were pictures from her online ads. She, later, told me that she was an escort. I didn't know if it was a feeler on how I felt or not. She was going through the boyfriend troubles at that time and I didn't know if she was just using me as a comfortable person to talk to or if she was looking for someone to have a fling with.

After several hours of talking and the sun on the horizon, I ended up going home since I had decided to let her take the lead. She never invited me to her bedroom but she did, on a few occasions, find the need to flash me some of the usually covered areas on a woman. She let me massage her on the couch, after telling me her back was sore, and let out some very nice sounding moans during that. But, alas, she never invited me to go further.

I've bumped into her a few times, since, and she's always been very friendly but I have no idea if it would be a good idea to actually ask her out on "real" terms.

At the same time, she is drop-dead gorgeous and I'd love to explore her, physically. I know I don't want to be "dating" an escort - not that it would bother me but I have to look at the legal ramifications. LE likes to peg boyfriends if they bust an escort for "living off the means of..." whether the guy is self-supporting or not.

On the other hand, she seemed to make it very clear that casual relations were pay-for-play, only. "Giving it up" was reserved for long-term boyfriends.

Now, my dilema, should I ever call her and make an appointment, asking her if she'd be willing to go through with the appointment when she finds out that it's with someone she knows in "real life"?

It really sucks because she is a, truly, nice person. But, alas, I think I'm going to miss out on experiencing a very beautiful, well reviewed escort because I had to have a chance meeting with her under normal circumstances. I just get the feeling that she would nix the appointment with someone she knew (even though she told me she's an escort) and, at the same time, I'd end up losing her as a friend.

Yeah, I don't think I'll ever get a taste of Kayla. I should go punch my friend in the mouth for introducing us! To top it off, the guy who introduced us has no idea what she does. When we bumped into her, he knew her because she used to shop at his wife's clothing store!

[QUOTE=UranIdiot]First, who's been doing the 330 pounder? That's your so-called street walker scale for you.

Ok some of you fellas have some balls! that 330 pounder would NOT fit in my car. Now you got me curious who was doing THAT one lol.

There are some damn Nightmare scarey zombies on that list

Kayla Is a nice girl .real nice really really nice,, she is the essence of what all escorts should be ,, ya if it were a perfect world ?

You need to seperate the bullshit !!!.... Monger ? or what ?

There is no way you can get attached to a women who sells herself .

Sooner or later you will end up like they guy she is not with anymore,
if you think you can change that or it will be different , keep telling yourself that .. ??? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD

Reminds me of a call girl i met in Vegas .

The chick was smokin hot older 40 ish at the time ( around 10 years ago ) But smokin hot .

I had a 3 hr date with this tall blonde super nice Flesh kegs , tight tummy long legs and long blonde hair and a pretty barbie looking face. Plastic all the way

Well ,after the first round ,We started to talk .

She is really friendly, she tells me she is single now but she was married 7 times , 7 TIMES ,7 TIMES . holly crap

Now, i do not know about you , But that just leads me to belieive that there are 7 more morons in the world , if you can pay to have her ,why would you loose everything you have after she leaves you ....a 200hr rent a chick .why ?

Do the math ? What it will cost you for a devorce and a marriage

Do you know the women you can buy with that kind of money ?DO YOU ?

Even if you live with her for a while, still cheaper to pay and have it your way , after all this is fast food,, right?

Dude,, if she is crying on your shoulder ,don't walk , run , those are the ones with the MENTAL problems and trust me, you don't get to be my age and be stupid (59)

She is a very nice girl ,fun to have a good time with ..

The point you do this hobby ,Is to either find a regular to go back to ,or to have variety not a wife or girlfriend .

The abreaviation GFE does not entail getting emotionaly attached to them.

Not to deal with the bullshit of a relationship.

You want a relationship ?

YOU WANT A FRIEND ? ....GET A DOG .

like most of the escorts have some kind of animal

you mean , you want drama ?,watch DR PHILL ,, you like drama ..

Just do what i would do , when i saw her ,,i said to myself what a nice girl !

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WHORING AROUND FOR ?..SHAKE YOUR HEAD move on and come back another day .

hate to say it ,,once a ho ,,always a ho ..

I know a girl in Sarasota .

She is a sweetie, ((ho )) kinda like Kayla, but older .

I am a regular with her. I see her once a month .

Point is , she sees me once a month , i bang , we shag ,,we sweat we lay and talk ,we swim ,we eat, we drink ,,we laugh ,and we hug ,she goes her way,
i go my way ,, done .. rent a chick,, done.

no diferent than having a full time girlfriend

You just don't put up with the bullshit of the questions and this way you do not have to lie to them and definetly do not have to wory about latching on to you or getting the chick pregnant .

SO WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE ???

you want drama ?watch dr phill ,i says , i says , i says

people have problems ,, don't get sucked in to someone elses ..

Just do her and enjoy the time your with her and leave,,,, you will thank me ..

Do not punch your buddy in the mouth !!..

I am not sure that would be wise , as you may not be a friend , if you would let a women come between you .

That's just stupid , not sure of your age (DON'T REALLY CARE ) but the way you want to start swinging ?

My guess is your between 24 /33 kinda loose cannon emotionaly unstable PERSON "THE ONES THAT DRIVE INSURANCE RATES UP" would act that way ..

good luck to ya
think twice but don't think to much , just call, make the appointment , go there,, bang , leave come back next week... you'll see you'll be a real pro

(Disclaimer >this was in no way meant to be insulting to anyone

That's just the way it is Brother ,,Stay Safe all ....RDD

RawDealDude, I don't think you really got the gist of my post. I was just seconding the opinion that Kayla is a pretty cool girl to be around.

You said:

"You need to seperate the bullshit !!!.... Monger ? or what ?

There is no way you can get attached to a women who sells herself ."

I know all this. I was lamenting that I was never going to get to nail her. She made it clear that "giving it away" was for boyfriends, casual was for profit. I don't want to be her boyfriend, she doesn't want me to be casual. Because she knows me on a personal level, I don't think she'd want to give me a paid appointment. That's the type of girl she is.

So, I'm not grousing that I can't get involved with her. A relationship is the LAST thing I want at this point in my life. I'm grousing that I can't pay to play with a smoking hot call girl because she had to get introduced to me in a "real life" situation.

You also, completely misinterpretted my comment about punching my friend in the mouth. You said:

"Do not punch your buddy in the mouth !!..

I am not sure that would be wise , as you may not be a friend , if you would let a women come between you .

That's just stupid , not sure of your age (DON'T REALLY CARE ) but the way you want to start swinging ?

My guess is your between 24 /33 kinda loose cannon emotionaly unstable PERSON "THE ONES THAT DRIVE INSURANCE RATES UP" would act that way .."

Uh, Raw. That was said, tongue in cheek. It was a joke. As in, "I think I'll go punch my friend in the mouth because if it weren't for him seeing a girl who shops at his wife's store and introducing us, I could have paid to play with her but now I can't because she's not going to feel right about doing a paid appointment with someone she, now, considers a friend."

I didn't think I needed the last 48 words in that sentence to convey the joke. I guess I was wrong.

So, I'm a guy well into my forties who has absolutely no intentions of really hitting my friend for screwing up my chances of hooking up with an escort I planned to call. It was just meant to be funny, commenting on the fact that a chance meeting of an escort under "normal" circumstances will usually mean that you're off her potential client list.

Get it? I don't want to do her under "normal" circumstances. I can't get a paid date with her because, now, she considers me a friend. The only reason I know her is a chance meeting with my friend, who knows her through his wife. If it weren't for that chance meeting, I had intentions of calling her for an appointment. Now I can't do her on my terms and won't do her on her terms. If my friend hadn't recognized her as one of his wife's customers, I would have been able to do her under my terms. Hence the joke: "I should go punch my friend in the mouth."

You said:


" good luck to ya
think twice but don't think to much , just call, make the appointment , go there,, bang , leave come back next week... you'll see you'll be a real pro"

Well, if you took the time to actually read my post instead of pretending to see words you wanted to see to fit your comments, you'd realize that the whole point of my post was, "Kayla's a cool girl. Thanks to a chance meeting of her with a guy whose wife runs a store she shops in, her deciding to hang out with me and placing me in 'potential boyfriend' status, I'm never going to get to bang her because I'm not going to be her boyfriend and she's not going to sell it to someone she knows on the outside world."

So, I guess I can't call her and set up an appointment as you suggest, since she's not one to make paid dates with people she already knows.

Did my post on Kayla fly over everyone else's heads, too, or was Raw just not paying attention?

I think you might have explained what needs explaining. I do know people that get caught up in the drama with some of these chicks. I always say look at it for what it is. A piece of ass that you drop some change to go away when your done. Simple process and some dam good fun at times.

Thanks for the words of wisdom my friend. I need to swing by sarasota all the laides around here are getting dried up these days.

I WILL AGREE ........ Oh! way over my head ..

I call ,i bang, i leave

Stay Safe all.............RDD

[QUOTE=RawDealDude]I WILL AGREE ........ Oh! way over my head ..

I call, I bang, I leave.

Stay Safe all.

RDD[/QUOTE]Yeah, pretty much my MO, too, Raw. Unfortunately, one of the best looking/best priced girls (by "escort" standards) got introduced to me before I could make the call and now I'm "real person" to her! LMAO

Just a shame I missed out on that one.

A pretty, physically fit twenty-something at $200 is great.

The crime in this hobby is the flabby, out of shape 40+ women getting away with charging $300, $400 - even over $500 - just because there's a handful of "large canine" types who want to assure themselves that they can afford to pay that much.

Well, I really have nothing of value to add today, but I wanted you all to commiserate with me. I went out Sunday from 8am to 1pm and all I saw was a couple of trolls and spotted NGH a couple of times. Sunday morning was a bust and that included the 4th St run, the 34th St run, and the Clearwater run. Bah!

The couple of days I was in town, saw absolutely nothing on 4th street. Did the loop to 4th from 9th being that was the last location I knew of for stacey/selena, etc. Last time I was in town, there were a few hanging around the intersection of 9th and MLK, this time nothing.

The morning I drove to the airport, saw two WSWs between the bridge and 66th. One was a decent looking brunette just kinda strolling along by the cheap motels just north of the bridge. The 2nd was a tall, skinny woman with long blonde hair. She was walking south by the egg place. Looked to be either strung out or sick.

[QUOTE=Member #1658]Sunday morning was a bust and that included the 4th St run, the 34th St run, and the Clearwater run. Bah![/QUOTE]

Lots of action on 34th st. at 5th to 13th this morning. The orange tank top is still around. Wonder if shes washed that top since last week?

Also, the cute faced BSW, kind of thick with super huge frontage is smiling her way down 34th. I'm so tempted, but her entourage of gangsta bike/boys is just too much to risk.

Older gal in pink top and jeans, dirty blonde hair and mammoth mammaries was seen jumping in an air conditioners truck at Taco Bell around noon.

I'm not identifying the name on truck, in case its a fellow monger, but, if so, how bout a report.

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]
Older gal in pink top and jeans, dirty blonde hair and mammoth mammaries was seen jumping in an air conditioners truck at Taco Bell around noon.

I'm not identifying the name on truck, in case its a fellow monger, but, if so, how bout a report.[/QUOTE]

Eye Myt - since nobody seems to know, I'll chime in on this big mammary WSW. Her name is Kimi and she stays at the New Plaza Motel (34th st/4th ave N.) with another crackhead WSW. She turns 39 in a few months. She says she usually works the stroll during the early mornings, but sometimes walks during the afternoons. I picked her up yesterday around 3 PM near where you spotted her. I gave her $25 for a decent BBBJCIM. I got to play with those big mammoth mammaries that you wrote about...a little saggy but still good!


Now for this afternoon, I picked up a WSW named Amanda Dell (aka Butterfly)...33-year old crack ho' by the Palm Aire Motel. I saw her about 2 PM today being dropped off at the Hess. I immediately conducted the monger loop-around-the-block maneuver and met her by the motel on 33rd avenue north. Amanda, as ya'll can see in her Florida DOC mugshot, has very short platinum blonde hair - she still sports the same hair style today. Decent body for a 33-year old...she was wearing jean shorts which accentuated her tanned legs with a bright green top. She was very noticable crossing the street today. Anyways, for $30, she provided what I needed. I dropped her off at the trailer park in the Lealman area - 40th street north and 41st avenue.

[url]http://www.dc.state.fl.us/InmateReleases/detail.asp?Bookmark=1&From=list&SessionID=838408714[/url]

I think Amanda is now a darkhaired girl. Saw a look a like on 34th at 53rd ave with the same spiked hair only deep red or auburn. I circled...she gave me the "look", but a Honda Civic got her first.

[QUOTE=Ho_Chaser]Eye Myt - since nobody seems to know, I'll chime in on this big mammary WSW. Her name is Kimi and she stays at the New Plaza Motel (34th st/4th ave N.) with another crackhead WSW. She turns 39 in a few months. She says she usually works the stroll during the early mornings, but sometimes walks during the afternoons. I picked her up yesterday around 3 PM near where you spotted her. I gave her $25 for a decent BBBJCIM. I got to play with those big mammoth mammaries that you wrote about...a little saggy but still good!

Now for this afternoon, I picked up a WSW named Amanda Dell (aka Butterfly)...33-year old crack ho' by the Palm Aire Motel. I saw her about 2 PM today being dropped off at the Hess. I immediately conducted the monger loop-around-the-block maneuver and met her by the motel on 33rd avenue north. Amanda, as ya'll can see in her Florida DOC mugshot, has very short platinum blonde hair - she still sports the same hair style today. Decent body for a 33-year old...she was wearing jean shorts which accentuated her tanned legs with a bright green top. She was very noticable crossing the street today. Anyways, for $30, she provided what I needed. I dropped her off at the trailer park in the Lealman area - 40th street north and 41st avenue.

[url]http://www.dc.state.fl.us/InmateReleases/detail.asp?Bookmark=1&From=list&SessionID=838408714[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eye Myt]I think Amanda is now a darkhaired girl. Saw a look a like on 34th at 53rd ave with the same spiked hair only deep red or auburn. I circled...she gave me the "look", but a Honda Civic got her first.[/QUOTE]Amanda, darkhaired, got busted again on Sat!