Sexual Things to Do Before We Die. Fucket List

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;2690116]Too many car sex stories to relate. Most of them pretty hot. Usually best if you have leather seats when its time to clean up. But I always have a bath towel in the back seat. Never leave home without it. Actually getting my windows re-tinted darker for that very purpose. I remember doin it once right on vermont, between santa monica and melrose in the middle of the day with my ATF at the time.
[/QUOTE]Just like Douglas Adams book "Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" a towel is essential for car dates. Heavily tinted windows are definitely a plus too.

A hatchback and bungee cord allows you to keep the the hatch open when a car cover is on the vehicle. You need the air flow on hot days, otherwise you will be having Bikram sex. I have successfully banged many a car companion on some pretty busy streets.

A couple of tips:

1. Just keep the radio off.

2. Don't rock the boat too much.

3. No screaming.

4. And most importantly do not let any body part lean on the horn.

Met a mature woman off one of those adult dating sites (not sure if I'm allowed to safe which one, but the one that's always advertised on all the porn sites). Anyway, I had a video of me banging my ex FWB up there and she loved it. She commented on it three times and said she can't wait for that to be her. We sent a couple of texts and then she invited me over to her house. I was pretty apprehensive at first as it was almost too easy. I showed up and she was STUNNING. Late 30's or early 40's, tall, banging body, huge DD natural tits. I mean this MILF was the MILF of all time. The one you fantasize about. She looked like a porn star, but she wasn't. She even bought me a 1/5 of my favorite booze and we got drunk before the fun began.

She had a dirty fantasy. She was into that mom / son roleplay. Then, all of a sudden, it all made sense the second I saw a pic of her son on the fridge. THIS DUDE LOOKED JUST LIKE ME. Granted, although I had about 8 years on him or so, I also look way way way younger than my age (I'm 32 now and people think I'm no older than 23). She was so into me so fast because I was a freaking doppelganger to her son.

We had sex about half a dozen times over the next couple of weeks, but the roleplay stuff we did was absolutely nuts if you're into that family fun.

And I won't lie, I loved it.

Do yourselves a huge favor. Go out and apply for your Passport TODAY. It'll take a about a month or so to receive, and then immediately book yourself a trip to Latin America. Specifically, I recommend Costa Rica as your maiden voyage. If you want to go to heaven while you're still alive, or go to the biggest candy store in the world, or truly go cuckoo for cocoa puffs take my advice and head out to your local county store and get that application rolling. Here's a taste....

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TebZ2UTmuRw[/URL]

Take that and multiply by 50. I kid you not. Beautiful, young, sexy Tico's (and Nico's and Chico's and Hondurans, and Colombians, etc, etc for the taking). You won't wanna monger in the states ever again. Cost is minimal and the fun is non stop.

I will tell you this, Latino women (from Latin America) put American women to shame in both looks, the way they take care of themselves, and most importantly, the way they care fir their man!! I still feel like I'm dreaming. PM for details....

Well, let's see. I've done a bunch of K-girls, whites, afros and Latinas (thanks, Tijuana, Tecate & Mexicali). Also at least one Thai, Chinese, Viet Filipia and Native American. My to-do bucket list: middle eastern (preferably muslem) and Asian Indian (preferably w / big tits).

Only got a few years left to go (I'm mid-70's), so, have to pick up the pace.

[QUOTE=TJDog;2707284]Well, let's see. I've done a bunch of K-girls, whites, afros and Latinas (thanks, Tijuana, Tecate & Mexicali). Also at least one Thai, Chinese, Viet Filipia and Native American. My to-do bucket list: middle eastern (preferably muslem) and Asian Indian (preferably w / big tits).

Only got a few years left to go (I'm mid-70's), so, have to pick up the pace.[/QUOTE]Muslim is ok but avoid isis.

About 50 years ago when Long Beach Ca had an amusement park downtown by the harbor before urban development took it there was a gondola that they had a tower and ran it up on a cable so people could see the city from up high. My honey at the time and I managed to be the only riders one late evening and of course had a bang up time at the top. I always thought later that they had a microphone in the cab as when we came down the attendant and his buddies were all smirks and smiles.

Same lady, later time. I was a SCUBA instructor and taught her how to scuba dive. Class were in a swimming pool at a resort in Dana Point California. Managed to get her underwater both of us breathing off tanks. Not much in the way of kissing but fucking was a trip. Trouble was when on the out stroke there was a tendency for cold water to rush in. Being young I managed to keep it hard and finish.

Only time I have had two ladies in the sack at once it was at Mustang Ranch just out of Reno, a legal Brothel. Managed to get off in each of them. It was great, I don't know if it counts if you have to pay for it but sure was fun at the time. Back before the AIDs scare so it was bareback.

This is a wee bit embarrassing, so don't mind the blush. PLUS, I edited out the sex talk. Wait for the hand-off so as to show a girl 's point of view.

Be the star in a porno. Check. 15 seconds of fame.

[URL]http://xhamster.com/movies/5412739/reunion_wet.html[/URL]

Shalom

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2709667]This is a wee bit embarrassing, so don't mind the blush. PLUS, I edited out the sex talk. Wait for the hand-off so as to show a girl 's point of view.

Be the star in a porno. Check. 15 seconds of fame.

[URL]http://xhamster.com/movies/5412739/reunion_wet.html[/URL]

Shalom[/QUOTE]Shit no wonder the ladies love you long time. Lucky you wish I was that endowed. I did take a pic of my wanker tea bagging a chic and she had it on her profile pics for little while. Never saw her again.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2691056]Girls with big ass titties. Ever have your dick sucked by a girl while she surrounded your junior with her big floopy BOOBs?

Just met up with an Asian girl named Tina working out of Rosemead. She looked about 25 and has some yummy big natural E's or even bigger. When she opened the door her left nipple was peeking out for the world to see. After she disrobed and released those glorious cantoloupes with delicious orange-sized dark areolas my baby instincts kicked into full gear and I gave her the classic sign for I want mommy milk. Quickly I went to work on sucking for my lunch. I fingered her to two orgasms and munched away. Yum Yum Yum.

She gave a decent CBJ and CFS as I gave her my superman. Yes I'm strong and bound to get the friction on. She had to relube for a little halftime cuddle moment. You'll notice a small vertical cescarean scar although it wasn't bad and pointed towards her shaved Va Va Voom.

This is her a few years earlier. [URL]http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=52952866&image=59545816[/URL] Only 2 more days.

Big ole Titties and Breast Worship.

Now that's fun.[/QUOTE]I guess the milk jugs are gone.

[QUOTE=ChickenHawk88;2709777]I guess the milk jugs are gone.[/QUOTE]I heard she is at an MP in Irwindale. You can find the number by looking at the ad in the link.

Met up with another natural big breasted Chinese beauty at a hotel after calling this link. [URL]http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/monterey-park-bunnynew-facereal-pic-sexy-asian-girl-independent/53669352[/URL].

All covered service and only wanted to do Mish. Lots of breast play though.

[QUOTE=Derringer;2678410]I love getting a massage from a CMT / LMT that ends with me having a big smile on my face. Throw in plenty of teasing and a nice, gentle prostate massage and one has the makings of a very nice afternoon.

I would like to add a few entries to the list of sexual things to do before I die:

Swedish massage from a Swedish lady.

Lomi-Lomi massage from a Hawaiian lady.

Thai massage from a Thai lady.

Shiatsu massage from a Japanese lady.

Qi Gong Tuina massage from a Chinese lady.

Maybe even a Sports massage from a female athlete.

All with a commensurate HE, of course.

Derringer.[/QUOTE]I just met up with an Amazing Thai lady. I thought about you and asked her if she knew Thai Massage to which she replied yes. She has a bubbly personality and is very fun. Didn't partake in the massage part. PM me if you want the contact for her booker. I will add details in Asian Providers

I guess I've had sex near the beach like in a hotel room that overlooks the shore, on a boat, or in a parked car, but never on the actual beach.

Check.

Sex on the beach is amazing. Don't do it near the water where it will fill up all your crevices with lots of sandpaper abrasive sand. OH NO! You got to do it away from the breakers. For my debutante beach fuck I decided to honor Pamela Anderson and did it close to where her hot body trotted by the life guard tower. First, lay down a large comfy blanket and pull on top an equally large one to cover your bare naked bodies from the public what is about to go down.

I fingered away and she pulled on my salami until while watching the sunset. Then it was time for the main event. I entered her in laying down doggie and we went at it for about a half hour watching the sun set and the lights twinkling from the Malibu heights. It was pure heaven hearing the waves crashing and vibrating the earth and occasionally looking around when revelers hooted and hollered as they biked on the strand.

Sex on the beach. Now that is some fun.

Old time saying if you get some black pussy you "change your luck" I don't do that frequently and have wondered where I am in the cycle, have I changed it to good or back to bad luck?

Seems some of the best pussy I have had is redhead pussy. Had a redhead girlfriend and she was into multiple orgasms big time, while eating and fucking her she would hit two dozen, yes I would count. Married a different redhead and after about 5 years of marriage she started having multiple Orgasms, Damn, love that red pussy.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2710764]I just met up with an Amazing Thai lady. I thought about you and asked her if she knew Thai Massage to which she replied yes. She has a bubbly personality and is very fun. Didn't partake in the massage part. PM me if you want the contact for her booker. I will add details in Asian Providers[/QUOTE]Your pm is full.

Hot and wet, and wants to fuck you even more.

Had to breakup with the GF. She wants to change me, and nothing seemed logical, or she wasn't pretty enough, to make me want to vow for eternity. She was close.

Why give up the search when sex is so much fun and I've got lots of women teachers to learn from? It takes a village of sexy fine womens to raise me.

I ask to take pictures and she is shy. I show her some of my pictures and stumble upon the sexy ones. Watching it turns her on. Score for the Hommies!

Don't try this in an uncontrolled environment.

Fucking, Now that is fun.