Massage Parlor Reports

HE is available at booth but they are both shitty at it. Went to the older of the two establishments tonight and the girl talk on the phone while giving me a one hand massage for 15 minutes. No exaggeration. Then she told me to flip and gave the worst attempt at a HE ever. I stopped her and walked out. Ready to right off all the providers in La Crosse. Tried to set something up with Hazel as well and got to the area of her place and then phone silence. Come on man! Frustrating times in La Crosse.

[QUOTE=JohnCleaver;3503259]HE is available at booth but they are both shitty at it. Went to the older of the two establishments tonight and the girl talk on the phone while giving me a one hand massage for 15 minutes. No exaggeration. Then she told me to flip and gave the worst attempt at a HE ever. I stopped her and walked out. Ready to right off all the providers in La Crosse. Tried to set something up with Hazel as well and got to the area of her place and then phone silence. Come on man! Frustrating times in La Crosse.[/QUOTE]I'm like you very frustrated with the lack of AMPs in the area, when I moved into the area it seemed promising but disappointed in the AMP scene and so few number of quality BP providers. The only AMP I knew about in LaCrosse was the one on State St. After several visits there it got mechanical, I was better off going to Sparta for mechanical. Plus not as far of a drive. Where is the 2nd location in La Crosse?

Here lately I just go up to the Cities for the weekend to let out all the disappointment from around here.

Tex.

[QUOTE=TexTrainer;3503700]I'm like you very frustrated with the lack of AMPs in the area, when I moved into the area it seemed promising but disappointed in the AMP scene and so few number of quality BP providers. The only AMP I knew about in LaCrosse was the one on State St. After several visits there it got mechanical, I was better off going to Sparta for mechanical. Plus not as far of a drive. Where is the 2nd location in La Crosse?

Here lately I just go up to the Cities for the weekend to let out all the disappointment from around here.

Tex.[/QUOTE]The second is new and it is off Lousy BLVD on the South Side. It is advertising in the Massage Section of BP. Shi Shi is nice and I dreamed she allowed FIV but she does a horrible job with the HE.

[QUOTE=JohnCleaver;3504759]The second is new and it is off Lousy BLVD on the South Side. It is advertising in the Massage Section of BP. Shi Shi is nice and I dreamed she allowed FIV but she does a horrible job with the HE.[/QUOTE]I had the same dream as you, Shi Shi was really cute for this area. The massage was 5/10, more rubbing than massaging. I almost began laughing at the HE because of your review was spot on, I will say she did give me the option to DIY but I urged for some assistance. She had a cute little skirt on and a sexy top, definitely made it for easier access to have the same dream as you.

Will probably repeat with Shi Shi again, she seems to be the best option locally at this time.

Tex.

Stopped in after a long bike ride around 4 on a Monday afternoon. Only one provider and was interrupted several times by people seeking appointments. Decent to very good massage and reasonable service after the flip. I can see why this place is popular. Would recommend.

Hey I know I'm new here and this is my first post so I doubt I will get much response but here goes. I'm going to visit my first AMP and was wondering if the chances of a he are less if I was to get the half hour massage versus the full hour? I'm a bit crunched for time is why I'm asking.

[QUOTE=Marbman70;3628415]Hey I know I'm new here and this is my first post so I doubt I will get much response but here goes. I'm going to visit my first AMP and was wondering if the chances of a he are less if I was to get the half hour massage versus the full hour? I'm a bit crunched for time is why I'm asking.[/QUOTE]Not sure I don't like being rushed so I always take the hour. For me the massage is important too.

[QUOTE=MarbMan70;3628415]Hey I know I'm new here and this is my first post so I doubt I will get much response but here goes. I'm going to visit my first AMP and was wondering if the chances of a he are less if I was to get the half hour massage versus the full hour? I'm a bit crunched for time is why I'm asking.[/QUOTE]It probably won't mater. If a HJ is going to happen, she get there regardless of how long your massage is.

[QUOTE=MarbMan70;3628415]Hey I know I'm new here and this is my first post so I doubt I will get much response but here goes. I'm going to visit my first AMP and was wondering if the chances of a he are less if I was to get the half hour massage versus the full hour? I'm a bit crunched for time is why I'm asking.[/QUOTE]Marb raises great questions. I have been to a few AMP's and have yet to get an HE is there something I need to do to show that I am looking for one?

[QUOTE=WinonaFan;4039454]Marb raises great questions. I have been to a few AMP's and have yet to get an HE is there something I need to do to show that I am looking for one?[/QUOTE]Relax, enjoy the massage, gently rub / stroke their leg / ass for a couple of seconds if they stand at the head of the table, and tell them they are doing a great job so far. After the flip, gently guide their hand there, and let them know it is ok to proceed further. Quit worrying about rejection.

And I've seen 3 around. 2 in Lacrosse and 1 in Sparta. Just curious what ones you guys like the most and what is the going rate for extras? I'll from AZ and don't want to over under pay for the extra menu and mess it up for others like people do out there.

[QUOTE=BearsFaninaz;4101655]And I've seen 3 around. 2 in Lacrosse and 1 in Sparta. Just curious what ones you guys like the most and what is the going rate for extras? I'll from AZ and don't want to over under pay for the extra menu and mess it up for others like people do out there.[/QUOTE]I have not been to any of the ones in LaCrosse. The ones I go to are in Rochester. May Spa is good there.

[QUOTE=WinonaFan;4102742]I have not been to any of the ones in LaCrosse. The ones I go to are in Rochester. May Spa is good there.[/QUOTE]Any others in rochester? With younger women, passed by some in La Crosse Youngest I found were very unattractive and 50 years +.

Any luck at the AMP across the street from buzzard billies? Was down that way last night, later than normal and noticed they were still open which is the first sign of debauchery, need to get there alone.

[QUOTE=SitNud;4305014]Any luck at the AMP across the street from buzzard billies? Was down that way last night, later than normal and noticed they were still open which is the first sign of debauchery, need to get there alone.[/QUOTE]Please let us know what you find out.