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Gentlemen,
Please do not believe Uncle Otto. I am in fact the legal owner of the Brooklyn bridge. Having been a collector of bridges since my early twenties, I own a number of them all over the world. I would be happy to discuss any reasonable offer, just name your Bridge and I will see what I can do. I would prefer cash, but international money orders are OK…
Get a grip gentlemen (Oooppps!), apart from the PC (pubococcygeal muscle) workouts (all varriants), for which there is good medical grounding, the rest (enlargement etc..) is…. Well, just crap and frought with serious dangers.
~ Havanaman
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Hey Cyber John,
Thanks for the hints, I think I might well try them out! I've always been sorta interested in the whole penis-enlargement thing, just cos I think it would be cool to have a porn-star-like massive 11 inch+ schlong! :D But all the horror reports I've heard regarding surgery have put me off taking that route, especially as nobody claims that you can make really big gains with it anyway. So I've done a little research into it and from what I can figure out without paying for full access on all the sites out there is that they're all basically offering variations of the jelq exercise Cyber John presented on this page, though doubtless with some additional refinements, tips and techniques to make results come faster, take you further and justify the paying of the odd-US$50 that all such sites seem to charge for full access. Now I did find a couple of review sites which rate and rank the best of the penis-enlargement sites out there (and there are many, *many* such sites. So many you'd get lost checking them all out - I know I did.) So I thought I'd post the addresses of those two review sites here for you all:
www.penis-enlargement-secrets.com
www.the-confident-penis.com
They do both seem independent so I think they're probably reliable on their recommendations.
HOWEVER, this is the internet and I'm a firm believer that damn near everything can be found on the net for free, and I'm sure this applies to the *full* set of penis enlargement techniques too. I did find some basic descriptions of the jelq technique, pretty much matching what Cyber John's already posted up on this thread. But I'm sure the whole shebang is out there somewhere. Trouble is, I get like a 1000+ hits when I search on this one, and I dunno if it's worth plowing through them all to find the one or two that are free. So... I thought I'd ask you guys. C'mon guys, I'm sure someone here knows where to find this stuff for free. How's about passing a few good url's this way eh?
Cheers,
Ahab over and out.
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I have to say I like this device in concept.
http://www.jelq-usa.com/
Since the site exists to sell the tool, they also have a lot of information on the basic principles. In my experience playing around with the jelq technique got my hand tired quickly. Anyone else felt that way?
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Check out thundersplace.com. Everything you need is there and it is totally free. Yes, this stuff really does work.
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I do bodybuilding, and I've noticed a lot of fellow bbers claim their dicks have grown as a side-effect of using human growth hormone ( hgh ) for muscle enhancement purposes. Gains have varied, but 1/2 inch erect a year seems the norm. This is for people who are quite young ( 20s ), inject all year round, and at bbing dosages ( 4 iu++/day ). Doesn't seem strange, as hgh makes everything in your body except the eyes and the brain grow.
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Hey guys, thanks for the tips! :)
In the end I gave in and went for the pay-for-access site www.massivemember.com , which seemed the best out there from what I saw of the free-access portion of the site. However, I figure that now that I HAVE accessed one of the pay-to-view sites, I'm in a very good position to assess the quality of the material presented on the free access sites.
The www.thundersplace.com site looks promising, even though some of the links on it aren't working at the moment. It definitely looks like a valuable resource in all of this. I'll be checking that one out thoroughly I should think. Many thanks for that link Border Rat. :)
http://www.jelq-usa.com/ I have to see did not appeal to me. I don't really fancy subjecting the old fellow to the workings of a mechanical device and the other information on that site wasn't up to much compared to some of the other free-access sites out there, and even compared to the public-access portions of some of the pay-for-full-access sites out there. That having been said, the forum on that site looks like it may well have potential, so thanks for that Cyber John. Yet another valuable piece of internet information you point me towards!
Tantrik, I gotta say man, hormones, especially injectable ones (needles - *shudders*) aren't for me. But as an aside, do you know of any especially good internet resources (free access of course) for tantric sex techniques? I'm getting interested in this now and just bought Mantak Chia's book "The Multi-Orgasmic Man" which I'm having some results with. I just thought you might know of some good recommendations on this front due to your sign-in name...
OK guys, I'll keep you posted on how all this goes. I'm still keeping an eye out for a site that has all the penis enlargement techniques on it for free, at a similar standard to the pay-for-acces sites. If I don't find one soonish I'll probably see if I can transcribe the techniques contained on the massivemember site, changing them a bit to avoid copyright complications of course, and then I'll post them somewhere, either here on this forum, or on the forum on the thundersplace site, which I'll then post the relevant link for here. Though I'd really rather just find a site where this has already been done and then just tell you guys about it to spread the word (and save me the effort of transcribing the info myself; and also, hopefully, clear my e-mail inbox of all the pay-for-access sites I keep getting ads for!). But first I've got to ascertain whether all these techniques really do work very noticeably or not! So far, I've got some results but not enough to convince me that it's worth the effort really. Still I've only been at it for a couple of weeks, and all sources seem to be saying that it takes a month or three to get the real results, so I'm prepared to persevere for a while yet.
Anyway, I'll keep you all posted and thanks for all your help on this one so far guys!
Ahab over and out.
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Well guys a month has past since I took the colosal I bought in Rite Aid.
No apparent size changes nor do it improve anything.
So I would say the product is expensive and mighty useless.
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Ask for your money back!
Gentlemen,
be happy with what you have. The best thing to do is learn how to use it, and your fingers, and your tongue, and your thrust techniques and you will be a god to any woman luck enough to receive your trained attentions.
I’m not a “very big boy”, but I have learned how to best use what I have. There are literally thousands of exceptional techniques available to learn, to give you, and your chicas, some serious pleasure.
In reality women do not care about the size of it, just how it’s used.
Regular size and happy,
Havanaman
PS. Anyone want to buy Brooklyn bridge?
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I haven't seen anyone post this website:
http://hem.spray.se/freepe/index.html
It's basically the techniques that are on the pay-sites, but listed for free. Hope everyone can find a use for this.
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Thanks for that Ikarus! Yeah, that site ain't bad at all. Bu it does fall far short of what I've found on the massivemember site. For example, the http://hem.spray.se/freepe/index.html site has only one variation of the jelq technique on offer, whereas on massivemember (and I presume on most other pay-for-access sites) they list like 12 variants or something. Which is useful for hitting the penis at different angles and working out different parts of it - and so getting faster, more well balanced overall results. So yeah, the search is still on for the complete techniques on a free-access site somewhere. I'll be running through some more of the goole search results on this soon myself, see whaat I can dig up.
Meanwhile, just to let you all know, this stuff really does work! I'm a 1/2 inch longer already! :D I just wish I'd started on all this stuff earlier now.
Ahab over and out.
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Guys,
Psst, if you want a longer penis, next time, simply let a cute female measure it for you. Rest assured it will be longer than it was when you did it yourself!!
Ez
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Anybody know what the three penis sizes are?
Big, bigger, and oh my gawd!!!
What is the three word definition of small?
Is it in?
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So about a week ago I finally found ‘em! Pretty much all the penis enlargement techniques together in one place on a free-access site (took me a while to read through it all though and confirm it was the real deal). Here’s the link:
http://www.occultforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=9781
It’s written by some Japanese dude called Oazaki and it’s got pretty much all the techniques you’ll find on the massivemember site, with a few differences here and there. It’s a thread on a magic / meditation forum, so you’ll have to skip past a few paragraphs about how having a bigger dick makes your spells stronger or some such crap (right….) but after that the material is all fairly solid. He does place more emphasis on focusing on the job at hand, so to speak, but I figure that’s just the equivalent of really concentrating on lifting the weight when working out, just in a different sort of way. Also he seems to be recommending jelqing at full erection which goes against what I’ve read in other places; but I’m currently giving his approach a try and will report back on what seems to work best. :)
Anyway, his stuff got me interested so I searched around and found this gem:
http://www.occultforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=9784
Which is Oazaki’s take on pompoir, the fine art whereby a woman can learn to milk a man’s cock through internal muscular contractions alone! I’ve been searching for that stuff for years man! You see, back in the day (late 70’s if you must know) when I was first starting out with the mongering I came across quite a few women who could do that pussy-milking thing. It’s why Thailand used to be my favourite, though Japan and Lebanon offered pretty rich pickings in this department too. Yet now, you can’t find it anywhere and when you request it from a girl or the mama-san you’re invariably met with a blank look nowadays. So I’m hoping that we can all publicise this valuable info to the working girls out there and so help to put the art and skill back into the fine profession of prostitution! After all, if you’re going to pay a girl you should be getting service better than normal eh? That’s what “professional” is all about, right?! And on that note, as I was reading through some of Oazaki’s other posts that I dug up looking for some more good bits of info, I found this beaut of a passage:
“7. By 2006/7 there will be Temples of Venus worldwide with highly skilled priests and priestesses for the sexual pleasure and education of the public.”
It’s from a whole load of predictions about what’s coming to the world. Most of them are about the end of the world (doesn’t anybody predict anything else? LOL ) but that one sounds cool. Hey, imagine if you could find trained and highly, highly skilled working girls with the sorts of talents you only *hear* about nowadays? I know it would definitely please me :D . And I’ve gotta admit, though I can’t really take most of his predictive stuff seriously, some of it does give me an eery kind of feeling when reading it, and it is all a fairly amusing read at least. I really hope he’s right on the Temples of Venus thing though! Anyway, in case you’re interested here’s the link that I got that passage from:
http://www.astralpulse.com**********topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10642
Me, I’m off to see if I can find a girl willing to learn those vaginal milking techniques! After all, if I’m willing to put the work in to make my dick bigger to please her, it’s only fair that she reciprocate right?
Ahab over and out.
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Hi everyone,
Just want to share my opinion in penis enlargement methods. I've read many articles regarding the techniques and I've even visited paysite. Finally I've come to a conclusion which is let there be more blood filled in your penis in one time then off to let your penis rest. Well, can I suggest that we first induce the erection then immediately we tighten the base of the penis to avoid the blood from escaping. Then let the blood trapped there for almost an hour until your penis begin to feel numb. Then untight the penis to let the blood return. I have tried it for a few days and I can feel a little inprovement on the length of my penis. Suggestion anybody?
ST
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"Suggestion anybody?"
Are you effing kidding? Tightening the base of the penis to prevent blood from escaping for an hour until your dick goes numb?
It's hard for me to fathom the lengths (no pun intended) some guys will go to for an extra 1/4 of an inch to give a prostitute. Nothing personal, but why not just take some extra time learning to improve your sexual prowness in cunnilingus or something that will really stimulate the gal.
Almost all medical experts agree that there is no effective way to increase penis size (except perhaps surgery) and everything else is just myths and snake oil. Just like breasts come in all shapes and sizes, so do penises.
Anyway, I'm not all that big but I absolutely love sex and have never had any trouble finding repeat sex partners, pro or otherwise.
Civ2000