Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MuzakGuy;6157319]Going to be in LA for several days w my S / O and seeking places that might service women without any issues. Looking for great massage and extra fun. We do this regularly in another city. And understand how it all works -- just need some top recommendations for best results in LA. Usually do separate rooms, because this ups the chances of better experiences for first time --she prefers females.

Thanks for the input!![/QUOTE]Mary is right up your alley. 11300 block of Santa Monica boulevard, north side of the street.

Used to be a Hot tub place on Fairfax in WeHo WLA border many years ago with different themed private rooms for rent by the hour. Had some good times there.

Does anyone know of any other places like that still available today?

[QUOTE=PaleMan;6154080]I'm not sure if this has already been discussed but when did the rates go up at 8155? It was already the premium priced option for a half hour but now it is $80? Can't imagine that's going into the pockets of the girls.[/QUOTE]I noticed it too but the girls told me they didn't increase themselves only the house fee. It was because many would do 30 mins and wouldn't leave on time. Mamasan from hell would be banging and arguing with guys. I walked in one day and could hear her going off on some dude. I haven't seen her around so maybe she out.

[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;6031880]Is Jennifer a 3 holer?

Most importantly has Jennifer menstruated at some point in her life. Even if it was decades ago?

I don't think Mary (Jenny) has ever menstruated but some guys are okay with that but I don't judge.[/QUOTE]I just saw this. I was strongly thinking of going to inseminate her on my next trip to LA, coming up very soon. To inseminate her VAGINA, that is. Because asses I can take or leave--but there MUST be a REAL vagina!

But now, after seeing this, I think I might have missed something that was previously discussed? So if I EVER decide to go to see her now, this would surely require clarification, first. Are you saying that she was formerly a dude? Lets not be having any joking around about this gents, OK? Please let us know clearly, without beating around a hairy Bush, if you know whether she was or wasn't?

I really LIKE GILFS! But if "she" was formerly a dude, that's an absolute fucking deal breaker for me. Maybe some would not give a shit. But I, and MANY others, surely do! So please post or PM what you know, gents!

Thank you!

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6153615]The place has lots of negative energy. It is run by teens, so watch out. The meat is mostly fat latinx. The upsell is constant. It is fourth world. Basically, figrawowa in MDR.[/QUOTE]Sorry. Is there anywhere in North Hollywood that you could recommend? Again. Not looking for FS, really just want to relax with a hot naked chick and get jerked off.

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;6158818]I just saw this. I was strongly thinking of going to inseminate her on my next trip to LA, coming up very soon. To inseminate her VAGINA, that is. Because asses I can take or leave--but there MUST be a REAL vagina!

But now, after seeing this, I think I might have missed something that was previously discussed? So if I EVER decide to go to see her now, this would surely require clarification, first. Are you saying that she was formerly a dude? Lets not be having any joking around about this gents, OK? Please let us know clearly, without beating around a hairy Bush, if you know whether she was or wasn't?

I really LIKE GILFS! But if "she" was formerly a dude, that's an absolute fucking deal breaker for me. Maybe some would not give a shit. But I, and MANY others, surely do! So please post or PM what you know, gents!

Thank you![/QUOTE]Dude, don't worry, WeHo Jenny aka Santa Monica Mary is all woman. An older woman for sure, but definitely just a woman.

I'm more concerned that there aren't reports of BBFS cia anymore. Has that part of the train come off the tracks? Personally I always, I mean usually, brought my own cover and would pull it off and finish cim. Back in WeHo if you bought the hour you could get a little massage and go again. Not sure if that's an option anymore either.

You are on the wrong side of history. If she says she is a woman, it doesn't matter what she used to be. All that matters is is how she identifies now. A former or current member penis is just a physical manifestation of misogyny and violence.

Nah I'm kidding.

That sh*t nasty AF.

I'd puke myself if I looked down and saw that.

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;6158818]I just saw this. I was strongly thinking of going to inseminate her on my next trip to LA, coming up very soon. To inseminate her VAGINA, that is. Because asses I can take or leave--but there MUST be a REAL vagina!

But now, after seeing this, I think I might have missed something that was previously discussed? So if I EVER decide to go to see her now, this would surely require clarification, first. Are you saying that she was formerly a dude? Lets not be having any joking around about this gents, OK? Please let us know clearly, without beating around a hairy Bush, if you know whether she was or wasn't?

I really LIKE GILFS! But if "she" was formerly a dude, that's an absolute fucking deal breaker for me. Maybe some would not give a shit. But I, and MANY others, surely do! So please post or PM what you know, gents!

Thank you![/QUOTE]

LMAO!

I literally burst out laughin thanks for a laugh on a sat night!!

[QUOTE=Murrican;6160680]You are on the wrong side of history. If she says she is a woman, it doesn't matter what she used to be. All that matters is is how she identifies now. A former or current member penis is just a physical manifestation of misogyny and violence.

Nah I'm kidding.

That sh*t nasty AF.

I'd puke myself if I looked down and saw that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DannyFknKay;6159629]Dude, don't worry, WeHo Jenny aka Santa Monica Mary is all woman. An older woman for sure, but definitely just a woman.

I'm more concerned that there aren't reports of BBFS cia anymore. Has that part of the train come off the tracks? Personally I always, I mean usually, brought my own cover and would pull it off and finish cim. Back in WeHo if you bought the hour you could get a little massage and go again. Not sure if that's an option anymore either.[/QUOTE]Thank you. Can someone please send me the current address of her shop? By PM if you prefer. I think there was recent discussion here, that her location had changed? I've tried searching it on here, but deciphering all the cryptic bullshit and local LA jargon, appears to be above my pay grade. So, some help would be much appreciated!

[QUOTE=KingOfFours;6162814]Thank you. Can someone please send me the current address of her shop? By PM if you prefer. I think there was recent discussion here, that her location had changed? I've tried searching it on here, but deciphering all the cryptic bullshit and local LA jargon, appears to be above my pay grade. So, some help would be much appreciated![/QUOTE]11300 block of Santa Monica boulevard at like Santa Monica and Purdue north side of the street there is a prominent sign.

[URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/bo.../22542430.html[/URL]

Who is getting butt play here, or does it do both ways?

I sometimes, scratch that, all the time have a big mouth here.

It has burned me far too often with white knights or mamasans (who should be grateful for all the traffic I drive in).

On this one, and it is on the westside, and it is now an official legit hoe-house, I am keeping it to myself. If you want information, you need to PM me, do not request a read receipt, and if 250-400 is too much for a BJ from a smoking hot Latina, then do not bother (and I do not want to hear how you are so good looking that Latinas blow you for 80 on fig, western, or at casa Vega).

A few years ago I found MF and even though it all looked completely legit, I took a chance and made an appointment with a cute blonde in the SFV. Russian girl. Ended up with a great massage but also a killer HJ. She stripped down to a g-string. She disappeared from the site a few weeks later. So of course I tried again. Three more providers over the next few months that I thought might go this route but came up 100% empty. Hot girls, great massages, but nothing close to extras. I figured I just got lucky with my first try so steered away from the site to avoid blue balls.

But. In the last few weeks, a listing showed up from a girl I'd seen from another site 4-5 (years ago for massage where she went nude and gave me a killer BBBJ. I haven't seen her on other sites since so I'm thinking she have gone legit. Not sure I'd see her again but now my curiosity has me once more looking at other listings. The problem is unlike "legit" sites like Massage Anywhere, there are never any words or phrases that even close to being a code for more available. Anyone have any luck lately on MF?

Speaking of Massage Anywhere, I'm sure it's probably obvious, but they never delete ads unless the girl requests it. Some good finds there but a lot to weed through to get providers who are active. Very frustrating. I have a friend who had a Thai Massage place in Hollywood and I helped her set up a listing. That shop closed 10+ years ago, the phone disconnected but the listing is still there.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6157706]Must have been Mary. You fucked a 60 year old.[/QUOTE]Nice tits for a 60 years old gal. Do they have other girls in that place or it's Mary all the time?

There are a few Thai joints that ad through here. One near BH. The hottest Brazilian fudk I had ever was from her albeit many years ago. She said the site didn't help her much in the biz.

[QUOTE=Stratton77;6163408]A few years ago I found MF and even though it all looked completely legit, I took a chance and made an appointment with a cute blonde in the SFV. Russian girl. Ended up with a great massage but also a killer HJ. She stripped down to a g-string. She disappeared from the site a few weeks later. So of course I tried again. Three more providers over the next few months that I thought might go this route but came up 100% empty. Hot girls, great massages, but nothing close to extras. I figured I just got lucky with my first try so steered away from the site to avoid blue balls.

But. In the last few weeks, a listing showed up from a girl I'd seen from another site 4-5 (years ago for massage where she went nude and gave me a killer BBBJ. I haven't seen her on other sites since so I'm thinking she have gone legit. Not sure I'd see her again but now my curiosity has me once more looking at other listings. The problem is unlike "legit" sites like Massage Anywhere, there are never any words or phrases that even close to being a code for more available. Anyone have any luck lately on MF?

Speaking of Massage Anywhere, I'm sure it's probably obvious, but they never delete ads unless the girl requests it. Some good finds there but a lot to weed through to get providers who are active. Very frustrating. I have a friend who had a Thai Massage place in Hollywood and I helped her set up a listing. That shop closed 10+ years ago, the phone disconnected but the listing is still there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bince33;6157163]There's two Zankou's on Sunset. Cross streets?[/QUOTE]Normandie. Share your experience after you go.

[QUOTE=PryingEyes13;6156161]I don't see it listed.[/QUOTE]Did you try it?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6163386]I sometimes, scratch that, all the time have a big mouth here.

It has burned me far too often with white knights or mamasans (who should be grateful for all the traffic I drive in).

On this one, and it is on the westside, and it is now an official legit hoe-house, I am keeping it to myself. If you want information, you need to PM me, do not request a read receipt, and if 250-400 is too much for a BJ from a smoking hot Latina, then do not bother (and I do not want to hear how you are so good looking that Latinas blow you for 80 on fig, western, or at casa Vega).[/QUOTE]At least at Casa Vega you can have as many Margaritas as needed. Well worth the drive to the Valley.

A lot has been written about Villa but these girls are still the hottest in town. I went in the other day and saw Paula--cute, spinner type, 20's. Her massage skills weren't as good as the others but she offered extras that were a bit outside my budget for the day.

Has anyone seen her? DM please as I'm trying to avoid the Villa bashing.

[QUOTE=Stratton77;6163408]A few years ago I found MF and even though it all looked completely legit, I took a chance and made an appointment with a cute blonde in the SFV. Russian girl. Ended up with a great massage but also a killer HJ. She stripped down to a g-string. She disappeared from the site a few weeks later. So of course I tried again. Three more providers over the next few months that I thought might go this route but came up 100% empty. Hot girls, great massages, but nothing close to extras. I figured I just got lucky with my first try so steered away from the site to avoid blue balls.

But. In the last few weeks, a listing showed up from a girl I'd seen from another site 4-5 (years ago for massage where she went nude and gave me a killer BBBJ. I haven't seen her on other sites since so I'm thinking she have gone legit. Not sure I'd see her again but now my curiosity has me once more looking at other listings. The problem is unlike "legit" sites like Massage Anywhere, there are never any words or phrases that even close to being a code for more available. Anyone have any luck lately on MF?

Speaking of Massage Anywhere, I'm sure it's probably obvious, but they never delete ads unless the girl requests it. Some good finds there but a lot to weed through to get providers who are active. Very frustrating. I have a friend who had a Thai Massage place in Hollywood and I helped her set up a listing. That shop closed 10+ years ago, the phone disconnected but the listing is still there.[/QUOTE]SO on MA, I have found some good ones as well then their ad disappears as you said, but the odd thing is that the website shows you random Ad's at different times of the day, so its not that the ad is gone it just dosent show on your search, if you look closely they will tell you someting like showing 75 or 250 listings or something like that. I usally copy the lissting I'd if I want to find them again.

There is a way you can unlock it by getting a TOKEN or buying time on the site. Never tried it though.

DGL.

[QUOTE=PropLA;6166620]A lot has been written about Villa but these girls are still the hottest in town. I went in the other day and saw Paula--cute, spinner type, 20's. Her massage skills weren't as good as the others but she offered extras that were a bit outside my budget for the day.

Has anyone seen her? DM please as I'm trying to avoid the Villa bashing.[/QUOTE]Whats Villa?

Sometimes I bring my own but usually I just use what they give me. Sometimes I feel like the ones provided are low quality and I can't feel a damn thing other times. I feel like it must be something really thin and the sensation is better. I'm thinking about trying to find the ideal brand or material of condom whether it's latex polyurethane Polysporin or whatever else they're making them out of defined something that is the thinnest possible condom. I actually saw something advertised by a company called Okamoto that claims It's the thinnest condom ever made all the way haven't tried one. I'm wondering if any of you live or swear by a certain brand of condom that helps I'm really tired of spending the money and then getting a shitty condom and I really can't feel and paid for. It's like eating a sandwich with a plastic bag on your tongue. Just no fun.

Help!!

[QUOTE=CarlosD3;6145173]I was intrigued by the $99 nuru special for 30 min (tip included) so stopped by today. Called ahead and was told four therapists were available. When I got there only two were available, two of which looked really good. I chose Valerie, who I can verify is the chick in this ad. She was one hot, young, all natural Latina! Nice handful B or C cups and good soft booty. She gave me a nude bodyrub but no nuru slide, I guess I should've clarified. She gave a nice teasing rub and then played with the boys on the flip. I got to fondle and rub her nice tits and ass. She asked for $80 more for the HJ, which I said hey it said tip included. That was just for the regular massage. Smh. I offered $40 and she accepted immediately. I was so turned on I lasted all of 30 seconds with her HJ. I showered in the jacuzzi tub and left. I got the front room on the top floor and it was huge and really nice. I will repeat but only for this special. Personally a great first experience here and convenient location.

[URL]https://losangeles-bodyrubs.bedpage.com/100-new-client-special/22564107.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I stopped by on my way to the airport. Honestly I thought the place was an LE setup once I paid the entrance fee. There was a dude there that I couldn't tell if he was security or what he was just acting like a monger but I'm sure he wasn't because I skipped him in line. Was quickly taken into a small room barely big enough to fit a hot tub and air mattress. Very cute white girl all natural tits maybe 30 years old took her top off and then I started feeling more relaxed. Though for about 10 seconds I was fully nude on the mattress and was thinking man this would be the easiest way to set guys up for a quick trip to the patrol car. She definitely did full nuru and was super into it grinding her hot real curves all over me wearing only a thong. The HE happened in the jacuzzi. It was extremely hot, she was going between tit job and jerking me with both hands while I was playing with her tits and ass. She was practically straddling me and looking me right in the eyes. Afterwards she toweled me off and I got on my way. Would highly recommend though the whole setup made me feel like it's all going to get busted by LE any day. Tip was $40. Def a top ten massage parlor experience for me and I've been doing this for like 15 years. I can still feel her tits all over my back and my neck a couple hours later. Oh for anyone concerned about sanitation definitely do not go. Black mold on the ceiling of the hot tub room and I don't think they scour the floors often. Also highly doubt they properly clean the hot tub between mongers. As always YMMV but if you roll the dice and go with it you may just have one of the times of your life!!

P.S.- I was so spoiled by the industry here. The town I live in now is pathetic and every girl has GPS. Here in one day I spent less than $300 and had two extremely hot girls younger than 30 give me a relaxed HE. Enjoy the monger's paradise that is LA and I'll hopefully have more to report next time I'm back.

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;6167032]Whats Villa?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-villa-spa-los-angeles-2[/URL]

There are some coded yelp reviews. I am not a real big fan of Thai food, but I may get there some day. Apparently it is over 100 for just a manual transmission.

[QUOTE=OhHellYeah;6167253]I stopped by on my way to the airport. Honestly I thought the place was an LE setup once I paid the entrance fee. There was a dude there that I couldn't tell if he was security or what he was just acting like a monger but I'm sure he wasn't because I skipped him in line. Was quickly taken into a small room barely big enough to fit a hot tub and air mattress. Very cute white girl all natural tits maybe 30 years old took her top off and then I started feeling more relaxed. Though for about 10 seconds I was fully nude on the mattress and was thinking man this would be the easiest way to set guys up for a quick trip to the patrol car. She definitely did full nuru and was super into it grinding her hot real curves all over me wearing only a thong. The HE happened in the jacuzzi. It was extremely hot, she was going between tit job and jerking me with both hands while I was playing with her tits and ass. She was practically straddling me and looking me right in the eyes. Afterwards she toweled me off and I got on my way. Would highly recommend though the whole setup made me feel like it's all going to get busted by LE any day. Tip was $40. Def a top ten massage parlor experience for me and I've been doing this for like 15 years. I can still feel her tits all over my back and my neck a couple hours later. Oh for anyone concerned about sanitation definitely do not go. Black mold on the ceiling of the hot tub room and I don't think they scour the floors often. Also highly doubt they properly clean the hot tub between mongers. As always YMMV but if you roll the dice and go with it you may just have one of the times of your life!!

P.S.- I was so spoiled by the industry here. The town I live in now is pathetic and every girl has GPS. Here in one day I spent less than $300 and had two extremely hot girls younger than 30 give me a relaxed HE. Enjoy the monger's paradise that is LA and I'll hopefully have more to report next time I'm back.[/QUOTE]This place does have hot girls for sure. The Jacuzzi room downstairs is a covid trap. The rooms upstairs are cleaner and bigger.

Anyone know if the girls from Pine Therapy are working elsewhere and or have retired?

[URL]https://rubmd.com/los-angeles-ca/6aeb6d1e-28f1-4c3f-9944-629ca5e03481[/URL]

This one is the first of the gals who started jerking guys off in trick pads in no ho, like at the beginning of covid.

I am not sure if there is a direct link. As in primate to teen. From her to Bianca, eve, and the rest of the druggies, but she was in this literally vacant apartment.

Her face is horrific. It looks like chuckie but without the mirthiness.

She has these tits tho, that are truly phenomenal. She is short and fat and I would not fuck her with Murrican's dick, but when she puts your dick between her tits, well as McMurphy said.

When you get that little red beaver right there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all. And I don't think you do, either.

She is advertising "BOOBVILLE" 2 girls for $200. You think any good? It's the same pics.

[QUOTE=Reyes134;6169009]She is advertising "BOOBVILLE" 2 girls for $200. You think any good? It's the same pics.[/QUOTE]She is one of the boobs at Boobville.

Alice is ugly enough that you would need to have the entire USC volleyball team with her to ameliorate her face. I doubt another fat girl with big tits is worth the price.

I will reiterate, and it is impossible for me to give a compliment to a fat gnome, her tits around your dick is the reason the almighty split the firmament.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6154233]There was a discussion either here or another forum about the price hike. It was, I think 70 for 45 min. Anyone who does a half at 8155 has a dick problem with premature ejaculation. I think the money is going into plastic surgery for the mamasan, I understand that the plastic is on back order from China dut to the quantity needed. No word if they are ever going to clean the place.[/QUOTE]Can someone share the 8155 location with me please? Having trouble figuring it out even after reading through the past posts. PM if needed.

[QUOTE=KniteMan;6170150]Can someone share the 8155 location with me please? Having trouble figuring it out even after reading through the past posts. PM if needed.[/QUOTE]Not knowing where 8155 is as a monger is kind of like being a biblical scholar and not knowing where the cave of the patriarchs is.

It is a main street in west Hollywood that runs east west. 8155 is on the same street as this restaurant in west Hollywood.

[URL]https://gget.com/visit[/URL]

This place charges 4 bucks for coffee and it is in a cup the size of a water bottle at an Asian massage parlor.

I walk by the one on Montana in Santa Monica a lot and make sure to fart loudly as I pass by. Who in the living fuck pays 4 bucks for coffee.

[QUOTE=KniteMan;6170150]Can someone share the 8155 location with me please? Having trouble figuring it out even after reading through the past posts. PM if needed.[/QUOTE]West Hollywood on 8155 Santa Monica Blvd Suite 100, report back.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-8155-spa-west-hollywood-ca-3806[/URL]#rubmaps.

I will be in town couple days, looking for a good massage. Any recommendations?

Place is nice and clean and quiet. Massage tables could be a lot better.

Massage was excellent. Her english is good and she understood my explanitions completely. Prior to turning, I raised up just a little and she slid right in.

Really good handjob and fun all around. No money talk prior to HJ. Massage and extras were good enough for a return trip and a bigger tip.

Are there any hot girls In ktown? I feel like they're all old these days.

Do you guys normally call ahead to make an appointment or just walk in? On my searches, they show pictures but was hoping to pick my girl in advance. The times I walked in, I picked the girls who worked that day. They were okay, but there are days where I want to try different types of girls.

[QUOTE=DevonTucker13;6173107]Do you guys normally call ahead to make an appointment or just walk in? On my searches, they show pictures but was hoping to pick my girl in advance. The times I walked in, I picked the girls who worked that day. They were okay, but there are days where I want to try different types of girls.[/QUOTE]Dude, the pictures on all MP websites are about as reliable as the nutrition information in mcdonalds. In the old days no one ever called ahead. It was viewed as breaking the monger code, namely, you monger with respect for other mongers and if you get the dog in the mix, then fine. Now, if you do not call ahead, you are lucky if you get to use the shitter. There was an MP in Westwood that I frequented until they went big tech and censored all of their reviews. They were so busy at times that one girl would do two handjobs at once, in different rooms. So, if you wanted your go to, you did call ahead.

But, the pictures are as they say in the pussy licking hot young Asians "of another person".

Hit Ocean Spa in Downey today. Parking lot was empty.

Had the trim and perky Sophia. Tall, nice man made's with perma-hard nips.

I'd say late 30's to early 40's. Very affectionate.

4 entry fee. $1. 4 to 69 to completion. Pretty hot to hear her say 'Let me sit on your face'.

69 seems to be standard on the menu there.

[URL]https://www.thatmall.com/adrianne/[/URL]

This old bag's ad literally says it only gets better after 50. Yeah, if after 50 are the 7% CPI increases in social security.

Ya'll crack me up with the banter here.

I don't get out to LA anymore but when I did it was super sweet.

The best AMP I used to hit was in wla on wilshire on the 2nd floor of a small shopping plaza up the road from some cues? (sports bar with pool tables and hot young women).

It was a thai place with smokin' hot 20 somethings that gave a decent massage but fucked the shit out of you with pleasure. Very saddened when it closed.

I'm sorry to hear it sounds like HE are all you get these days.

Also NEVER think the girls in the ads are going to be there.