Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3619052]Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.

[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/deep-roots-massage/6382240699.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Do you know if it's Asian?

[QUOTE=Serious69;3622316]Danni is one of my favorites when she comes to town. Nothing but HJ is available, and she's probably not for everyone, but I thought I'd share.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/visiting-1-day-only-th-16th_-_-_-_-_-_-unequaled-quality_-_-sexy-cmt-w-table_-highly-skilled-hands/24553592[/URL][/QUOTE]Damn high rate for an HJ J / S.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3619052]Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.

[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/deep-roots-massage/6382240699.html[/URL][/QUOTE]They have an Alabama Massage Board number in ad. That kind of indicates a regular spa type place, but, I guess that could be bogus. I don't imagine Craigslist is asking for paperwork LOL. Honestly, if there's a table shower and the lady (s) are decent looking, I kind of just enjoy that as the weather gets cold.

[QUOTE=Gogetter70;3626295]They have an Alabama Massage Board number in ad. That kind of indicates a regular spa type place, but, I guess that could be bogus. I don't imagine Craigslist is asking for paperwork LOL. Honestly, if there's a table shower and the lady (s) are decent looking, I kind of just enjoy that as the weather gets cold.[/QUOTE]Table shower? LOL. I had one of those once and never got another one. It was kinda awkward. It wasn't her fault though. It was just weird because she was washing me like she would wash a puppy or something. And she had the calmest look on her face when she did it.

No shit. You feel like a damn invalid. Even though I've had a few over the years, they're so weird. Nothing sexy at all. And the thoughts of having a loofah that's been near strange asses never appealed to me. Places like the old Fuji and Sun in Center Point did it up nice. Sun had a walk in shower too and the chicks would get in there wearing skimpy attire.

[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3626910]Table shower? LOL. I had one of those once and never got another one. It was kinda awkward. It wasn't her fault though. It was just weird because she was washing me like she would wash a puppy or something. And she had the calmest look on her face when she did it.[/QUOTE]

Anyone else not liking this new location? Just asking for trouble imo.

I drove by it a few weeks ago and as far as a location and setup it's pretty decent. That area there, I do believe is in the county. So, LE is not an issue. And LE is never an issue with any of these places, it's giving the wrong person a HJ, or not draping properly.

[QUOTE=Serious69;3635851]Anyone else not liking this new location? Just asking for trouble imo.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Serious69;3635851]Anyone else not liking this new location? Just asking for trouble imo.[/QUOTE]Looks from map like near all those new apartments and heavenly donuts and such, right?

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3600562]Absofuckinglutely.[/QUOTE]I'm not from around here so I don't have knowledge of what to expect for tip at One or Ocean. Can someone please PM me?

The tip is universal. Doesn't matter what city and state you go to, it's all the same.

[QUOTE=DimplesMan;3636499]I'm not from around here so I don't have knowledge of what to expect for tip at One or Ocean. Can someone please PM me?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3636676]The tip is universal. Doesn't matter what city and state you go to, it's all the same.[/QUOTE]I've been in major metropolitan markets where menu items are far less than others. While on the other hand, have seen expected tips to be much higher than the average.

$200 is the highest amount you'll pay in any place like that. FS can be had for $120-140 plus the $60 base. You want a BJ, it'll be anywhere from $80-100, plus the base. And a HJ is $40-60 That's the way it is now, and that's the way it's always been no matter where the hell you go. If you read the reports on here, I'm sure you'll find what you need; good or bad.

[QUOTE=DimplesMan;3636805]I've been in major metropolitan markets where menu items are far less than others. While on the other hand, have seen expected tips to be much higher than the average.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3636316]I drove by it a few weeks ago and as far as a location and setup it's pretty decent. That area there, I do believe is in the county. So, LE is not an issue. And LE is never an issue with any of these places, it's giving the wrong person a HJ, or not draping properly.[/QUOTE]As soon as wrong person gets HJ then Le becomes an issue. If you're in the room when they come knocking you get your picture in the news. No thanks.

You people forget these are actual legit places. All sexes go there. They're not just there to pass out extras to dudes want h some poor sap yank his own chain. No one is getting their picture on the news for getting a massage. This isn't Ocean, where anyone with half a brain knows what goes on.

[QUOTE=Serious69;3637078]As soon as wrong person gets HJ then Le becomes an issue. If you're in the room when they come knocking you get your picture in the news. No thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3637563]You people forget these are actual legit places. All sexes go there. They're not just there to pass out extras to dudes want h some poor sap yank his own chain. No one is getting their picture on the news for getting a massage. This isn't Ocean, where anyone with half a brain knows what goes on.[/QUOTE]And if you are going to a honest-to-god legit spa or massage parlor then I'll tell you what you're going to get there a massage and that's it and it may be good or it may not be so good. What's possible to happen with you yanking your own chain is too wind your ass up in jail on some sex charge or other. Just in case you haven't looked at the news lately there's an absolute chaotic frenzy going on with tons and tons and tons of illegal sexual allegations so what happens if one of these girls decides to call the cops on you or the manager decides to call the cops on you. You need to be smart about this it's like I said ten thousand times there's only two places in all of Birmingham where anything is going to happen and we all know what those two places are if you go anywhere else looking for anything besides a massage you're spinning your wheels and wasting your money and putting yourself at risk for some sort of indecent exposure or sexual assault charge. So play smart or you may land your ass in jail. MJ.