Massage Parlor Reports

And yes, it was very nice.

Just got back from one of those sessions that remind me why I love this hobby so much. For all those times that I got a crappy rub by an old fat and/or ugly provider, the session today reinforced my reasoning why I always keep going back. Of course that means that I'll probably get the old fat and/or ugly one next time.

[red][b]DISCLAIMER:[/b][/red] The opinions set forth herein are [size=+1][b][u]IMHO[/u][/b][/size] only, and such opinions of this monger [u]may not reflect the opinions of any monger either reading this[/u] and/or [u]using this report as a basis on visiting such establishment and provider[/u]. I had a great time, but I am not responsible to any other monger (see Alan Duval v. Mandruas et al debate) who may feel differently.

Back on topic. Killer body, but not so much on the face. Full hour was given. And very worthwhile.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 6
Body: 9+
Attitude: 9+
Service: 9+

Butter Dog

Went to Lotus Saturday afternoon. Was greeted at the door by April. Not sure if she was the mamasan or not. She grabbed my ass and ran her hand on my penis. She asked me how long I wanted to stay and I said an hour. She says harshly, $70 now give it to me. I go back to the room, undress and had to wait for another monger who was in the shower ahead of me. Just got off the golf course it looked like (haha. I saw him walk in).

April comes back to the room. I'm naked with the towel draped over me and semi-hard (sorry. I was horny). She walks in and starts to kiss me and then leads me to the shower.

We get back to the room and she starts with the oil and a pretty good massage. Then she whispers what do I want. Blah blah blah. She laughs at my $80 offer and then I say ok. $100. She proceeds to give me a BBBJ and strips naked. We do some 69 and then she says she wants to lay down. So, some fingers and more DATY and 3 or 4 organs later, she tells me to lay down and gets on top. After she tells me no intercourse there, she rides me hard.

We finish with 69 and BBBJCIM.

She is a bit on the heavy side, nice boobs and nice puss.

I had been to Lotus once before about two years ago and had a feeling the menu was wide open but didn't have the cash. Was not with April that time.

Not sure if my experience is par for the course. FWIW, I'm younger than 40 and in very good shape. Maybe I just got lucky.

Well, I gave JH a try - walked in and asked for the hour.7. Started with a shower and then went back to the room and the negotiations started - she had limited english and she did not feel comfy - had to convince her I was not LE - she only offered a HJ - after the pop, I was ready to leave but she gave me a nice massage. I'll chalk this time upto them being cautious - if it happens again, it will be my last visit. Saw a cute Korean - 6/10 - not petite. When I left, several girls lined up on the couch - I was lucky to get the cutest provider. She didn't get naked but it looked as though she had a nice boobs. Massage was a 7/10. For .9 in and out, I'll try one more time.

That either the G Spot or Special K would have reopened by now. No such luck. :(
Maybe after the election....

Does anyone know if there is a AMP/MP that offers grooming services (manicure/pedicure/haircut/waxing etc) in addition to massage and HE service?


Bench

If I had to guess, I'd guess TBC off of Loch Raven.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Does anyone know if there is a AMP/MP that offers grooming services (manicure/pedicure/haircut/waxing etc) in addition to massage and HE service?


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[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Does anyone know if there is a AMP/MP that offers grooming services (manicure/pedicure/haircut/waxing etc) in addition to massage and HE service?


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No haircuts available, but they do manicures, pedicures, eyebrows, waxing, facials, etc.

I think those services are only available until 6PM, but could be wrong.

[QUOTE=Sixty Nine]I'm surprised you got an 8/10 massage. A few days ago Coco gave me a 1/10 massage and a quick but very good HE. I gave her a .6 tip, which seemed high to me for a rushed 1/2 hour session without TS but she complained it was too little. I was even less happy when I saw that she simply tried to wipe spilled jizz off the sheet instead of sending the sheet to the laundry.

Both mamasan and Coco complained that I arrived too late and I should have come earlier. If they don't want customers they should close for the night. They also complained when I said I hadn't been there since spring time. Too much bitchin, not enough massaging, and not enough playtime will keep me away until I read some better reports. Bye bye B B.

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I dunno. Maybe they can't resist me 'cuz I'm so old, so fat. But I keep going back to Coco 'cuz I can't resist her playfulness, her kisses, and her sweet tongue everywhere on my body.

My experience is that if you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you. And everytime I go, I gotta say, she's NICE! I leave with a smile and am never disappointed.

YMMV

[QUOTE=Muff Scout]No haircuts available, but they do manicures, pedicures, eyebrows, waxing, facials, etc.

I think those services are only available until 6PM, but could be wrong.[/QUOTE]I found a few former, long time, TBC employees recently. It is definitely being watched. They were busted for the second time this year in June and LE kept the "therapists" for a prolonged period. I dont think anyone wants to be in there when the ax falls for the final time.

The (3) former employees are on their own and the service was really good. Be careful.

[QUOTE=Alan Duval]I keep going back to Coco 'cuz I can't resist her playfulness, her kisses, and her sweet tongue everywhere on my body.[/QUOTE]
Tongue you say.... :)

Been to the place 2 times already but still don't have FS.

Where can I go to get FS?

Also how $$?

[QUOTE=Kim Park]Been to the place 2 times already but still don't have FS.

Where can I go to get FS?

Also how $$?[/QUOTE]


Your 3 posts made me smile.

It is not that easy.

You should start by telling us about your 2 visits to Lily's, who did you see, what did you do, how much did you pay.

Follow that up with some more reviews of some other places, and then some reviews of some other places. After you have done this, perhaps someone could point you in the right direction.

Good Luck.

[QUOTE=Kim Park]Been to the place 2 times already but still don't have FS.

Where can I go to get FS?

Also how $$?[/QUOTE]Go to any AMP in DC and you will get FS for an extra Ben.

[QUOTE=Kim Park]Been to the place 2 times already but still don't have FS.

Where can I go to get FS?

Also how $$?[/QUOTE]The best advice is to be clean, respectfull, cheerfull and slow. It works for me. A little boy scout approach. Smile and relax. I pay her for the time up front, 60 or $70 for the hour but I let her see that there are many more twenties. Enjoy the massage and tell her how she makes you feel good. As she walks around the table let your arms down and let her move against your arm. Let your hand touch her ankle and leg. Be gentle and move up and down her leg. Let her do the flip. If she asks, smile and tell her you want her to make you as happy as she can. Have a condum with you. I always have a happy ending and more often than not I get FS, maybe not the frist time but usually on the return. This has worked for me in Towson, Joppa Road, Harford Road and Belair Road spas. I always show respect and a smile. Talk with them and complement them. Give them a hug and they will remember you. They are women and react to kindness almost always.

[QUOTE=Jackbenimble17]Go to any AMP in DC and you will get FS for an extra Ben.[/QUOTE]


I do not believe this to be entirely accurate. Last time I checked there were spas in DC were FS was not on the menu.