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[QUOTE=Swaganna;2456721]I feel sorry for you, I am a female and I wouldn't EVER do that again. I thought a weed whacker was going to take junior off and the horrible noises are such a turn off. I'm trying to erase that horrible memory from my head.
Xoxox,
Savanna.[/QUOTE]Of course he is delusional Savanna and really needs to be on medication the little mental fucking midget!
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2456717]Be sure to charge admission. I'm willing to bet this will be more entertaining than last night's fight. TMT.[/QUOTE]No need for charging admission PORKY, Buffwoman won't even show up! He is all talk and probably never shot hoops in his life! I would be shocked if this clown showed up!
This city is full of want to be monger douche bags! The worst city for mongering as most mongers continue to overpay for pussy and continue to pop popcorn! Lmfao! Douche bag city led by the #1 douche bag Camera3 and all his old grandpa buddies. AncientASS is right behind C3 as another low class douche! I wonder what you two clowns were actually doing before I came to this city, let me guess probably popping more popcorn! Camera3 once said I don't argue with an SP over her donation amount, I just pay whatever. Really? Douche bags! Thats why they continue to walk all over you clowns. Its so very frustrating to be in a city where I'm truly surrounded by IDIOTS.
And one more thing this clown monger AncientASS is the worst of the worst! He is low class old and thinks he so distinguished and has golden intel. AncientASS is truly delusional and useless and like I have said several times, has no viable reason to even wake up in the morning!
Douche bags!
You don't know me so let me give you some advice. All I'm seeing from you is tough guy talk. Its a fact that the pussy that runs his mouth the loudest and the most is the biggest ***** in the room. I really don't give a fuck about you opinion and I don't NEED this forum to let people know I exist. So please act like a grown ass man and keep my name out your mouth. I'm about that action and I'm not the kind to talk shit back and forth.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457085]No need for charging admission PORKY, Buffwoman won't even show up! He is all talk and probably never shot hoops in his life! I would be shocked if this clown showed up![/QUOTE]Wrong again. My money is on Buff on this one! The username here suits him well. Dude is BUILT! And the other advantage he has is not being cross-eyed. If it's one on one, it will look like two on one to you cross-eyed Chrissy.
This shit was entertaining to say the least, looks like sissy has run out of ammo after my last few rounds. I'll take it easy on him, maybe he needs to regroup.
OK you have all had your time to call each other names and insult each other for weeks, now for the rest of the board that is so TIRED OF THIS IMMATURE SHIT, PLEASE STOP.
You all vented, now please lets move on.
Hey, I checked with him and he said no dice. Sorry, dude, I really wish I could help.
But look at it this way, you really didn't want to live close to an elementary school or daycare center, anyway, did you? I mean, as long as you are on your meds that whole issue goes away, right?
Your friend,
C3.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457085]Hey, man, I just want to thank you again for putting me on to that guy that hacked my ankle tracker. That makes life so much easier, if you know what I mean.
Do you have any friends that can help me with that other problem I am having?
Thanks, again, man, you are a real friend.
Chris5[/QUOTE]
I will share and once again my advice with Orlando mongers. This is a very frustrating city to monger in with such douche bags I have to continue to deal with. The tourist mongers are not much better than the mongers that actually live here. My advice is pretty straightforward and simple. UNFORTUNATELY I feel that you assholes once again will not listen to me but if I can help at least one clueless and pathetic monger from getting ripped off then I will feel somewhat vindicated.
So rule number one, DO NOT OVERPAY!! If a SP is asking a donation of say 120 coins for a HH, ask her if she will do a QV for half that amount! 60 buck's! There really is no difference between 15 and 30 minutes. You fuck her and you leave! It's not difficult! Normally if the SP kind of feels comfortable with you she will allow you to go well over your time. 60 bucks people! Some even run a 50 special if there desperate enough, Sexifun runs these cheap specials all the time. Don't be afraid to negotiate! The best time to really negotiate the best pussy prices is near the end of each month and also the MIDDLE of each month! WHY you ask? Because that's when most of there shitty bills are due including there rent and car payments. Take full advantage of these times of the month and you will be more than successful! I have gotten 150 hh girl's for 50 to 60 bucks with them thanking me for my business!!
Number 2, take more advantage of CL! They have some UTR on there that are young and sexy as fuck! You can fuck them for the price of a monthly metro bill payment! Normally 40 to 50 buck's! No more!
CL has some good deals on there morons!
Number 3, Utilize the mother fucking TRAIL! The TRAIL is full of model type girls that will be happy for your business! BJ for 20 to 25 bucks! FS for between 30 to 40 coins! No more! If you have mad game and skills like myself then paying these prices on the trail is easy! AGAIN use the trail!!
Number 4, NO TIPPING! Absolutely no TIPPING! If a girl ask for a tip tell her point blank NO! Her tip is the business you just gave her. And guy's stop buying there girl's cigarettes, food, candy, gum, beer, four locos, condoms etc! Fuck them! Make them spend there own CASH! Guys stop being sucker s and pussy! Now in an emergency situation where you may find a girl begging for food or a soda, pull into the nearest McDonald's AND utilize thr dollar menu! Then take whatever you spend on food out of her donation! Women will respect you more for not being a chump! And lastly use backpage! BP is full of girls begging for business! Take advantage of the 50 buck full service specials!
And also stay out of the massage parlors! Huge rip off! 100 coins for a lazy back rub and another 200 for a BJ or FS! Huge rip offs! Mongers ancient ass and otwist love the mp s!! That should show you there intelligence level is that of a retard!
You're all welcome!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457090]This city is full of want to be monger douche bags!
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Its so very frustrating to be in a city where I'm truly surrounded by IDIOTS.
[/QUOTE]ROTFLOL. That's some funny shit, SISSY CHRISSY!
[U][b]YOU[/b][/U] of all people, talking about Douche Bags and Idiots.
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[QUOTE=Potsy;2457345]OK you have all had your time to call each other names and insult each other for weeks, now for the rest of the board that is so TIRED OF THIS IMMATURE SHIT, PLEASE STOP.
You all vented, now please lets move on.[/QUOTE]All this Sissy Chrissy 5 interaction is getting tiresome. Can we just leave it as "he thinks we are all douche bags and we all KNOW he is the #1 douche bag". Then there is the alternative, just don't click on the thread called Rat Trap! Too bad its like watching a car wreck, its horrible but. Just CAN'T look away!!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457090]This city is full of want to be monger douche bags! The worst city for mongering as most mongers continue to overpay for pussy and continue to pop popcorn! Lmfao! Douche bag city led by the #1 douche bag Camera3 and all his old grandpa buddies. AncientASS is right behind C3 as another low class douche! I wonder what you two clowns were actually doing before I came to this city, let me guess probably popping more popcorn! Camera3 once said I don't argue with an SP over her donation amount, I just pay whatever. Really? Douche bags! Thats why they continue to walk all over you clowns. Its so very frustrating to be in a city where I'm truly surrounded by IDIOTS.
And one more thing this clown monger AncientASS is the worst of the worst! He is low class old and thinks he so distinguished and has golden intel. AncientASS is truly delusional and useless and like I have said several times, has no viable reason to even wake up in the morning!
Douche bags![/QUOTE]Again, this pussy has no idea what he is talking about. I have been to south Florida many times, and have never had anyone attempt to negotiate my rate, and I double my rate when I travel. Looks to me like Chris5 is trying to give his "Douchebag" title away.
Anyways, time to suck some watermelons thru a straw, anyone game? Lmao.
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2457374]ROTFLOL. That's some funny shit, SISSY CHRISSY!
[U][b]YOU[/b][/U] of all people, talking about Douche Bags and Idiots.
[ATTACH=CONFIG]377184[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]377185[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]That is EXACTLY how I pictured Sissy Chrissy 5 to look!
[QUOTE=Camera3;2457362]Hey, I checked with him and he said no dice. Sorry, dude, I really wish I could help.
But look at it this way, you really didn't want to live close to an elementary school or daycare center, anyway, did you? I mean, as long as you are on your meds that whole issue goes away, right?
Your friend,
C3.[/QUOTE]Savanna can always go to him. 50 dollars is fair right swanga. Don't want Chris to overpay for pussy.
Seriously, my mouse had to take a breather half-way through scrolling past all of these middle school, name-calling posts. Are you people having fun with this? I hope so, for your sakes.
"Waiter, can we get another topic of conversation? This one just isn't very good. ".
(Now, back to the madness!)