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[QUOTE=ZeroTheGreat;7287698]Anybody have any intel with velvet room? Is it good? Are the ladies legit? I'm hearing mixed reviews.[/QUOTE]Hi,
Not sure what you mean by legit, but the Private Viewing forum here under Northern Virginia has a lot of relevant information. It's a good place if you come in with the right expectations. It's been around for years; recent changed its name from Discreet Tempus. Check the other discussion for lots of info.
Happened to see one monger (possibly a promoter) posted pic of youth and boob of an elegant spa provider in another site. Intrigued. But another monger warned it probably all smoke and mirrors. The little head eventually defeated the big head in decision making so I went to this "new to me" spa to check out. Since it's been listed as closed on rubmaps, I texted the parlor and confirmed with the booker for a session with the busty young girl named Yumi, whose tits are as big as her head. Arrived and a plain looking middle aged woman with maximum b cup greeted me. I asked for yumi. She said she's Yumi. I replied hell no, who else is there? She led me to a closed door deep inside the parlor. Another unattractive middle aged woman sneaked her head out telling me she's buy. I knew right then it was game over. I was fooled by the pic and online promoter again. Fml! But I took the blue bill before hand. So I settled with Yumi, hoping for any redeeming qualities from her. How wrong I was! Her massage proved to be absolute joke. I complained to her she doesn't look like her pic at all. She felt offended. She even stopped the massage midway and defended herself stating her facial features look exactly like the pic and her tits just as ginormous. I should have cut my loss and left right there. She was clearly mental. Getting tired of her fake massage, I flipped myself. She asked what I wanted, HJ, BJ or? I wanted boom boom. She quoted me 200. I laughed so hard. I told her she's out of her mind. I tip 160 to bang girls in 20's and 30's who are more than happy to do it. Why in the world would I donate 200 to an unattractive woman like her in 40's at a parlor without shower (definitely without rimming). She responded like alright, how about 180. I sat up getting dressed. Then she tried to slow me down saying 160 is enough. My mood was already gone. I stormed out of there. She was still trying to drag me and begging for 20 for her massage effort. Of course I left her nothing.
To salvage the night before the expiration of blue pill's effectiveness, I headed to one spa unwillingly. That place is absolute dump with tons of cockroaches roaming freely everywhere anytime of the day. The makeshift shower looks like toilet in disguise, full of disgusting yellow (shit?) stains. I wanna puke even thinking about it. The booker told me new girl, beautiful girl named Luna just arrived. It turned out she's certainly "new to me" but far from beautiful. She's also tall with only b cup at best, not my preferred busty petite type. As a last resort, I turned to the reliable Emma, who used to work at Asianbutterfly as Apple. I missed last year's Alin train. Some monger recommended Apple as alternative mostly for the big tits. That's how I met her. She doesn't remember me of course. She showered with me and gave me a wonderful preview BBBJ. She insisted to give me a massage first. The same lackluster one I experienced before. But it ends quickly. She then performed the boob slides and cat bathing, which felt nice. Rimming requires surcharge but her tongue thoroughly licked inside of my asshole anyway. She said because I look cute (WTF? After the flip, she went for bls and BBBJ for a brief time. She would keep some water in her mouth when she was kissing and licking me and my cock. I find it interesting. She then put on the raincoat and rode me for a while. She always exercises her Kegel muscles to apply pussy pressure on my dick. It did feel tight with increased friction. However, she became tired too easily so we switched to dg, standing mish, standing dg, and mish. I frequently dfk and nurse her big tits during the pounding. Yet I couldn't finish within the one hour limit. She removed the cover then utilized her incredible hand-mouth coordination. That did the trick and I blew into her mouth. Good time! One thing to note though. I knew she's Apple and but she kept denying it. She even made up story like that Asianbutterfly Apple is actually her sister. I rolled my eyes. That's probably why my experience with her lacks that real GFE chemistry. Authenticity goes a lone way.
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 70 & 160.
Nationality: Chinese.
Age Estimate: 38.
Physical Description: 5'3', 120 lbs, long dark hair, light skin complexion, ok face, natural c, big flower tat on abdomen, shaved.
Tonight I ventured out of my comfort zone to try new places. My top choice was Sun Spa Jojo as I heard good things about Lisa. Bedpage ads states that Lisa is back, along with Ariana and Sasa. Feeling good, I rang the bell and a relatively young girl opened the door. I put her at mid 30's at most. But she had butter face, along with unimpressive physique. I immediately asked for her work name. She had no clue because she just arrived moments ago. Only two girls were working at that moment. The other provider yelled from a room, claiming she was almost done. So I waited for 5 minutes but that provider, who called herself Monica, was also unattractive to me. The night was still young. I decided to leave for my second choice. Golden Moon Spa. Not much info about this place except for one pretty positive RubMap review of a long gone provider. If this parlor turned out a dud again, I would just head home. To my surprise, the girl who greeted me was pretty attractive. Her name was Cici. She was a petite girl, maybe 5'4 and 115 lbs. My estimate put her at around mid 30's. She asked me what I wanted. I responded with one hour massage plus sex. She said that would be 70 + 150. So straightforward, I liked her already. I then inquired whether shower was available. She replied yes but I had to do the solo standing shower. Not expecting rimming, I opted out of it. Her massage skills were above average. I enjoyed it more than I expected. She told me that she used to work at legit parlors in Flushing. She only recently got into this profession since the end of lunar new year. I praised her youthful look and guessed her age. She then revealed her real age to me, much to my surprise. She smiled and confessed that she would tell non-Asian customers that she was 26 and nobody had doubted her so far. I believed her statement because even my estimate was way off. We talked a lot and our banter had pretty good vibe. Upon flip, she undressed and I loved what I saw: nice natural B with big nipples, and thick ass craving for groping. A tattoo was on the back of her right shoulder. She disliked it very much. Her BBBJ was alright, no teeth, but not much motion, either, very amateur, B- tier. Her on top movement also felt a bit clumsy. She even had difficulty putting on cover. She was too raw to this profession and her service skills needed serious polishing. However, having sex with her reminded me of fucking regular civilian, kinda refreshing. Pounding against and slapping that thick ass was also a huge turn on. I easily pushed her over climax via cunnilingus. We went through series of positions and eventually tried something I only do with my favorite ladies. I finally blew a huge load. Both of us were covered in sweat. I asked for shower. She led me to table shower. I was like "What the fuck is this? You told me that I had to do solo standing shower!" A devious smile ran across her face. She stuck out her tongue, apologizing "We have to clean it after every use. I was just trying to save myself from cleaning chore. " I shook my head "I'm really liking you now. ".
Stopped by Enliven a few days ago. Rang the bell and a short older lady opened the door. I'd guess her age in the late 50's, probably 5' 3" and overweight. She gave me a thorough shower and an average massage. Pretty early into the massage she asked "Everything?" But I wasn't really into her looks so I declined.
When we got close to the end she had me flip and we negotiated a bit. Business must be slow because she was pushing hard to get a bigger tip. Ended up getting CBJ for 100, and after she started she mentioned boom boom could be had for 120. Before the CBJ I got a look underneath and she was shaved.
If you're looking for some older lady's who give an ok massage and affordable services it might be worth checking out Enliven.
[QUOTE=PilotAviator;7288487]Is anyone fooled when an AI-review is posted?
Blue is a nice place -- usually has a nice staff of massage technicians. It is a shame for a nice place with usually good staff to denigrate the business with AI-fodder.
Always be nice to the ladies (and don't use ChatGPT to write reviews).
PA.[/QUOTE]Poster has only one post.
Consider these Weird non monger statement followed by c-comment.
Interested in experiences in that area. C- stiff language.
To relax before going home. C- release not relax.
Called. I inquired before I got there. C- inquired? Who says that.
You can walk in. But I would recommend calling ahead. Since they are sometimes pretty busy. Plus, I like to know who is available and if they have a shower.
C- this is a statement out of an ad not a review.
"easy on the eye" attitude like a college babe. C- again add language.
We go to the room #1. C-what monger remembers the number on the door if there is one.
Able to know my thoughts without being told; c- a little scary.
Sky allows me to slip my hand under her black dress and gently rubbed her breasts. C- come on sky, take it all off and let me suck those breasts.
Sky was very sexually responsive c-no monger would say sexually responsive, they would say, road me hard.
Brought me to a nice sexual release. C- I agree it's good to have polite language, but this is downright silly.
Had some time this week to visit Rt1 and called ahead as Tiffany or Coffee were not available last time I called. Mamasan told me Linda and Olivia (new rotation) were available and said I'd be down. Arrived and was shown to the room and Linda walks in, solid build, seems athletic a bit, and she looks good but I wanted to see Olivia before committing. Linda leaves to get Olivia, when Olivia walks in, it turns out, she's the Olivia from Eden I wrote about a while ago, the one with the large back tattoo. Paid the house fee, change, and off to the shower. Very thorough shower and handed me a wet washcloth to wash my face off, then back to the room. Drapped massage that was so so but helped me relax and after a while the soft touch starts. The soft touch is not as teasing as Nicole's at Magic but gets you going, Olivia asks what I want, I'm prepared this time and say everything, "you pay me now?" I do, she leaves and returns for the fun to start. As described before at Eden, she's rubbing all over my back and she feels really good. She asks me to flip and I get a really good look at her, she has a really nice body, slim, great skin, and B cup (she looks awesome. More play and BBJ tease to get me hard and on goes the cover by hand. She climbs around for 69 a little but I'm to much of a fan of this position but she's shaved, clean and smelled good. She mounts me RCG and begins to ride me. She felt snug, not tight, just snug. I didn't last long as I had hoped to as I was too excited and it had been a while since I busted a nut. Tried mish but had to give up. She asked when the last time I had sex and I told her it's been a while but also said you feel tight. She claimed, "but your big", I'll take it as a compliment as I'm average to slightly above. She did feel good and next time I'll have to try and last longer and have some blue pill help too if I bust earlier in the day to make me last longer. Oh the problem of getting older. She cleaned me up and performed more massage on my legs as there was time left for the hour. Overall a good experience and want to go back and see her and Linda. Damage. 8 +$. 8, $$. 6 total. I'd repeat.
[QUOTE=DarkRai2;7290507]Had some time this week to visit Rt1 and called ahead as Tiffany or Coffee were not available last time I called. Mamasan told me Linda and Olivia (new rotation) were available and said I'd be down. Arrived and was shown to the room and Linda walks in, solid build, seems athletic a bit, and she looks good but I wanted to see Olivia before committing. Linda leaves to get Olivia, when Olivia walks in, it turns out, she's the Olivia from Eden I wrote about a while ago, the one with the large back tattoo. Paid the house fee, change, and off to the shower. Very thorough shower and handed me a wet washcloth to wash my face off, then back to the room. Drapped massage that was so so but helped me relax and after a while the soft touch starts. The soft touch is not as teasing as Nicole's at Magic but gets you going, Olivia asks what I want, I'm prepared this time and say everything, "you pay me now?" I do, she leaves and returns for the fun to start. As described before at Eden, she's rubbing all over my back and she feels really good. She asks me to flip and I get a really good look at her, she has a really nice body, slim, great skin, and B cup (she looks awesome. More play and BBJ tease to get me hard and on goes the cover by hand. She climbs around for 69 a little but I'm to much of a fan of this position but she's shaved, clean and smelled good. She mounts me RCG and begins to ride me. She felt snug, not tight, just snug. I didn't last long as I had hoped to as I was too excited and it had been a while since I busted a nut. Tried mish but had to give up. She asked when the last time I had sex and I told her it's been a while but also said you feel tight. She claimed, "but your big", I'll take it as a compliment as I'm average to slightly above. She did feel good and next time I'll have to try and last longer and have some blue pill help too if I bust earlier in the day to make me last longer. Oh the problem of getting older. She cleaned me up and performed more massage on my legs as there was time left for the hour. Overall a good experience and want to go back and see her and Linda. Damage. 8 +$. 8, $$. 6 total. I'd repeat.[/QUOTE]Wait what was the damage? $. 8? Does that include the house fee?
[QUOTE=PilotAviator;7288487]Is anyone fooled when an AI-review is posted?
Blue is a nice place -- usually has a nice staff of massage technicians. It is a shame for a nice place with usually good staff to denigrate the business with AI-fodder.
Always be nice to the ladies (and don't use ChatGPT to write reviews).
PA.[/QUOTE]Hi, PA,
I am observing at work and in general this new generation of kids cannot think or write without the assistance of AI-enabled 'help' like ChatGPT. It is the easy button and corporations are jumping on the AI bandwagon because everyone is doing it and they do not want to be left behind. So, their workforces are teeming with inarticulate and innumerate clods who AIed their way through college.
Reading AI-generated monger reviews makes me laugh and shake my head in dismay at the same time.
- VB.
[QUOTE=OldBoomer;7290209]Poster has only one post.
Consider these Weird non monger statement followed by c-comment.
Interested in experiences in that area. C- stiff language.
To relax before going home. C- release not relax.
Called. I inquired before I got there. C- inquired? Who says that.
You can walk in. But I would recommend calling ahead. Since they are sometimes pretty busy. Plus, I like to know who is available and if they have a shower.
C- this is a statement out of an ad not a review.
"easy on the eye" attitude like a college babe. C- again add language.
We go to the room #1. C-what monger remembers the number on the door if there is one.
Able to know my thoughts without being told; c- a little scary.
Sky allows me to slip my hand under her black dress and gently rubbed her breasts. C- come on sky, take it all off and let me suck those breasts.
Sky was very sexually responsive c-no monger would say sexually responsive, they would say, road me hard.
Brought me to a nice sexual release. C- I agree it's good to have polite language, but this is downright silly.[/QUOTE]So some of us can't write for shit so we use Ai to compose our reports. Does not mean those things did not happen. However the 'only 1 report' is interesting.
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[QUOTE=DonRoacher;7284085]Israa from Breeze Massage up in Herndon. Looked under 30. Nice set of twins and just a compact body all around. Nice looking and seemed down for some bonus happy fun times. When she gave me a full on body contact hug, she smelled so good. I even complimented her. The massage was above average, nothing out of the ordinary. She did talk and flirt with me a lot. Undivided engagement so I'll give her that. Was real wild though tugging and devouring my magic stick. Sloppy in the best way. Gagging, spit, moaning, etc. Just eye fucking me and putting a great show like as if she didn't get any in a while. A pro. 8.8/10 would be a rough rating.[/QUOTE]Not sure of the veracity of this review. Visited and the experience was totally different. No Israa there. Girls were masked and basic L1 only. Limited OTC. And the piece de resistance was them squabbling and bickering while I was still getting dressed. Not repeating again.
[QUOTE=PilotAviator;7288487]Is anyone fooled when an AI-review is posted?
Blue is a nice place -- usually has a nice staff of massage technicians. It is a shame for a nice place with usually good staff to denigrate the business with AI-fodder.
Always be nice to the ladies (and don't use ChatGPT to write reviews).
PA.[/QUOTE]I just want to remind you that ChatGPT doesn't support writing such AMP or escort reviews, as it violates their policy. It might be another AI.
[QUOTE=Scitor;7291776]Not sure of the veracity of this review. Visited and the experience was totally different. No Israa there. Girls were masked and basic L1 only. Limited OTC. And the piece de resistance was them squabbling and bickering while I was still getting dressed. Not repeating again.[/QUOTE]I looked at Don Rocher's previous reviews and postings. Those postings appear legitimate. It is the nature of this form that we really don't know who we are talking to. It is also the case that places change and your mileage may vary.
Don?
[QUOTE=OldBoomer;7292052]I looked at Don Rocher's previous reviews and postings. Those postings appear legitimate. It is the nature of this form that we really don't know who we are talking to. It is also the case that places change and your mileage may vary.
Don?[/QUOTE]I can vouch for Scitor, I went to visit, based on recent reviews, expecting an open menu. Instead, it was a basic L1 experience by an older 50 yr old therapist with a mask on the entire time. I could be wrong, but I thought the pandemic ended a few years ago.