[QUOTE=BoltonChaser;7356821]There's a bunch of convo about Tess, and seems to be glowing reviews or vague complaints. I finally got to see her, but hesitated writing anything for a few weeks because I'm 100% sure some guys talk to her about this site, she knows what people say, and I prefer providers not linking my real-life degeneracy to my online degeneracy here.
For background, Tess popped on the radar here in spring / summer 2024 because PeckerPete found her posting on DoubleList. Fun ensued, he shared her digits with the board. At some point she took a break, then came back with a new number. Over the past year, a handful of guys have kept her number somewhat unattainable to those without a "Senior Member" rank. The TL; DR is Tess wants more clients, without being high-volume, and without calling anyone out I'm 100% sure there's a reason (that benefits those members) at least 1-2 folks here keep pushing her. No she doesn't have a handler or pimp, and no she doesn't want to be "pushed" onto anyone, but every time someone does that here then more people jump in and understandably push back, usually in the form of highlighting something negative. She doesn't advertise [I]anywhere, and never has,[/I], which I suspect makes it easier for some to say negative things about looks because ultimately, pics are hard to come by and every guy has a different idea what's attractive when describing her. Ultimately we all get a mixed picture of her looks, service, availability, menu. For all those reasons, I would be unsurprised if she starts advertising professionally on a legit / high-end site at some point in the future.
I have no horse in this race. I've seen her. So here's my experience. I don't care if more people or nobody sees her. I had fun and hope she stays available, but I paid full price, there's nothing in it for me to share or not-share my experience, and she's not conveniently located so she'll hardly be my regular.
First, here are the few pics folks have shared: see [B][URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?6754-Escort-Reviews&p=7246789&highlight=tess#post7246789]here[/URL][/B] and [B][URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?6754-Escort-Reviews&p=7228818&highlight=tess#post7228818]here[/URL][/B] and [B][URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3495-General-Reports&p=6862918&viewfull=1#post6862918]here[/URL][/B]. I think she looks [I]most[/I] like the 1st pic in first link, the 2nd link, and 1/4/5/6 pics in last link.
She will send more pics if you ask. I didn't get permission to share more, but I did ask and received unfiltered pics. She looked exactly, if not better, than what she sent. I think she takes the pics with Snapchat, which has automatic "filters", but I didn't feel like any she sent were misrepresented. Of the pics linked I think they're from a range of time and shit angles and quality and lighting.
Tess is late 40's / almost 50,5'6" tall, 140 pounds, blonde hair but has a ton of wigs and possibly natural brunette, is a bigger boned girl so her look wasn't "fat" at all to me. A really pretty face / eyes / smile, she's personable and friendly and comes across as highly intelligent combined with lots of talking / ADHD. Huge, fake manmade chest probably 38FF or 38G, which would look enormous on a smaller girl but on her build just looks very busty without being overboard.
She offered two menu options: standard GFE or or anything goes. Anything goes for me included LFK, DFK, BBBJ, tons of tit worship, Russian, cowgirl, missionary, and BBFS with CIP. Multiple rounds. Her pricing moves around, she seems to change it based on demand, so just ask. When she started I think it was $. 5 but lately an "anything goes" session has ranged 2 to 5 for 30 min to 70 min. AFAIK she doesn't do an hour, it's 70 minutes. She's not a clock watcher. Has a darker room upstairs with large (queen?) bed, some red lighting, lots of toys, condoms, lube. She's horny as fuck. When you get going, she will go as many times and as long as you want. She wasn't pushy about donation, and while her rates changed while we were talking (it took a while for me to get up her way) she didn't hold me to any of the changes. I left a tip, she was a great. We had fun. She teased me, clearly loves sucking, and eagerly will take a rougher BJ though I'd stop short of saying it's a "facefuck" because to me I think that's basically pounding her throat mercilessly like a pussy, and I didn't do that (I also did not ask to).
She does like being fucked deep and hard, she's expressive during the act and moans, dirty talks, and her body is expressive. You can feel her tighten as she's cumming, her face tenses in a really sweet way that's pretty sexy, and her face flushes and nipples harden. This is not a girl you're with and walk away wondering if she had fun. If you like to feel like it's a partner who's as into the session as you, she is that person.
Overall she was a lot of fun. I'd see her again. And I'd pay whatever her price is. I think if she advertises on a legit site, and prices don't fluctuate with supply / demand, then everyone has a predictable experience and reviews here will send a more consistent message. That said, she's a normal, single girl. Lives alone. Private residence. No nosey neighbors, safe parking, no LE presence, in a beautiful area of the state that just feels safe. Relaxed. She's not a clock watcher. I never felt rushed. The whole house is yours for playtime, though it'll probably happen in the upstairs room. Some rooms could use a cleaning / have clothes on floor and personal items, but it's not hoarder conditions. She's not a slob. She smelled good without leaving smell or lipstick or any of the annoying stuff on me. She has a real life job that allows a lot of availability to meet people, and likes the extra income. But I get the sense she does not [I]need[/I] this income, so the more people that gatekeep her or shit talk some old pics or unnecessarily judge her, the more likely she is to give this up, or just stop seeing folks here. She is not perfect. She is not rail thin. But she also has no handler, zero demons, is clean / tested / safe, and you're not driving to a LE-patrolled motel on the Pike to pay. 5 less to get served loose pussy that smells like a dumpster on a hot summer afternoon. If you fucked the horny, single, neighborhood MILF with big manmade tits, a sex drive to rival a teenage boy, in a safe private residence in a nice upscale area without getting caught. That is Tess in a nutshell. Think about what that is worth to you, then text her for some pics and rates, and feel free to make your own informed decision. She's really into pleasing her partner, so if you want soft and sensual, a cumdump, a wild swinger's sex dungeon experience, she'll provide that. And for the quality of service, lack of headaches and LE, just a clean / easy in and out of her place, to me that's worth the extra single $ she's charging above the hood rat STG rates.
I have NOT been kind in my reviews of other girls and try to just factually share my experience and say how it is. Hopefully this helps anyone who wanted actual intel. Take my view with a grain of salt. Stay safe, have fun, and even if she's ultimately not your type. We can all agree the rundown girls in this state need more competition from girls with an attitude, menu, and sex drive like Tess. And less of the bait-and-switch Latinas, the busts in Danbury, the overpriced spas in Milford, the Meriden / pike rundown girls with track marks, or the Groton gilfs with stank puss and flapjack 70 yr old titties.[/QUOTE]This is a really great, even handed review. I completely agree with you. What I would add, and have said in the past, is that even if she ends up not being your thing, every man should experience a woman like her at least once in your life. Her sexual desire is unmatched. I have never met anyone like her.
