Escort Reports

There will be no names given, I know the lady in question and she is in no trouble and clean of it all, smart enough to play dumb, and like Col. Flagg, she was better at it than they were, and I know a lady whom he gave up her name and info, but who is smart enough, and lesson to be learned here girls, neither pieces of info were real or traceable after she was contacted, so she is not an issue either. The problem here is the sissy monger boy who tossed others under the bus in an effort to save his worthless ass, kind of like that old Boilermaker fan referenced in the last couple of days. The ladies are exhibiting much more courage and fortitude than the sissy, they will not give up his real name or handle or anything else even after what he has done to them, only some general info. So, if I wanted to give out his name I couldn't and they won't.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2943026]This story is fact, I know some involved. All of what I will share is in this post. Due to some overly nosy neighbors / bystanders some surrounding county enforcement officers paid a visit to someone I know. While they did their best " try to scare the girl technique" to no avail, but as luck would have it here comes Johnny Monger knocking. Turns out, because nothing happened no one was arrested. Go figure. However, Johnny Monger, who I know is on here and who is a long time local buyer, excuse me renter, got very scared and broke like a little sissy. He named names and numbers, the genius had every text and picture etc. from the hobby on his phone, about 8 years worth, which they looked at, but the real kicker is he bought the "we won't arrest you if you work for us" line. He agreed to be their "informant". I hope since then he got some legal advice, from one professional to another, and realized they didn't arrest him because they couldn't and that they have no leverage on him, well not legal anyway. Maybe everyone's seemingly current paranoia here isn't all unfounded. Some curious things the last few days, people claiming bona fides that probably can't be verified, people spouting history back to life, people looking for long lost friends, lost to them anyways. So many new and unknown or unverified people and stories.[/QUOTE]Is this a recent tale that we need to worry about?

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2943481]There will be no names given, I know the lady in question and she is in no trouble and clean of it all, smart enough to play dumb, and like Col. Flagg, she was better at it than they were, and I know a lady whom he gave up her name and info, but who is smart enough, and lesson to be learned here girls, neither pieces of info were real or traceable after she was contacted, so she is not an issue either. The problem here is the sissy monger boy who tossed others under the bus in an effort to save his worthless ass, kind of like that old Boilermaker fan referenced in the last couple of days. The ladies are exhibiting much more courage and fortitude than the sissy, they will not give up his real name or handle or anything else even after what he has done to them, only some general info. So, if I wanted to give out his name I couldn't and they won't.[/QUOTE]June 11.

I need a final head count by Monday June 11 so that the proper amount of refreshments can be planned for and as space is limited. If I do not hear back from you by pm Or through Indyguy123 by noon on Monday, I am assuming you're not coming and your name will be stricken from the list. The female side in attendance is going to be spectacular and I feel sorry for those of you that failed to respond as I am sure you will hear stories. Festivities will commence at approximately 4 pm. Location will be provided on Saturday the 11th to those attending by either myself or Indyguy123 or both.

Just uhh. Seems a little trappy. "Hey, let's all get together in person, let me know if you want to go. ".

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2943481] A Little Clarification: There will be no names given, I know the lady in question and she is in no trouble and clean of it all... and I know a lady whom he gave up her name and info.... so she is not an issue either. The problem here is the sissy monger boy who tossed others under the bus. The ladies will not give up his real name or handle or anything else.... So, if I wanted to give out his name I couldn't and they won't.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MSkeme;2943872]Is this a recent tale that we need to worry about?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nimda2;2943173]You told us there is a problem and risk associated with someone on this board. Are you going to tell us who the "little sissy" is or at least give us some indication of who to stay away from? [/QUOTE]Before it gets out of hand in the Escort Section where we talk about escorts.

[QUOTE=FarEastMan;2944183]June 11.

I need a final head count by Monday June 11 so that the proper amount of refreshments can be planned for and as space is limited. If I do not hear back from you by pm Or through Indyguy123 by noon on Monday, I am assuming you're not coming and your name will be stricken from the list. The female side in attendance is going to be spectacular and I feel sorry for those of you that failed to respond as I am sure you will hear stories. Festivities will commence at approximately 4 pm. Location will be provided on Saturday the 11th to those attending by either myself or Indyguy123 or both.

Just uhh. Seems a little trappy. "Hey, let's all get together in person, let me know if you want to go. ".[/QUOTE]Not at all, every partier here is legit and verified, and it's just friends getting together. What the hell in your pea brain would make that association other than pure ignorance. Even the ability to hide behind handles and keyboards online doesn't excuse you for being stupid, gossiping and starting false rumors. Actually I have it on good authority it was you who flipped. There how does that feel, exactly the shade you tried to paint on innocents. I should just shut up in the future about great new girls good old ones and any info I come across on related information, too many here are just too dumb to deserve getting any.

[QUOTE=Nimda2;2943173]You told us there is a problem and risk associated with someone on this board. Are you going to tell us who the "little sissy" is or at least give us some indication of who to stay away from? [/QUOTE]I think it is you. I don't know you, so why couldn't it be true? I would type slower if I thought it would help you understand. First, if I knew the guys handle, I would tell a few people I know and trust and make sure all the providers knew, you probably not. I told 2 people about it, one whom I trust and one whom I wanted to protect, tho nothing in what I know is actually helpful in terms of that. I said I don't know who he is, so is it you? See, starting rumors about someone with no hard facts just isn't fun or funny is it? So no, I can't say because I don't know for sure, plenty of that around here as it is. As for whom to stay away from, only one in this story to stay away from is some chickenshit hobbiests, which I guess in the end is probably quite a few here. But I also know a lot of standup people, both hobbiests and providers here and trust them implicitly, and like most of them as people, ok maybe just a couple do I actually like.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2944800]I said I don't know who he is, so is it you?[/QUOTE]My question was in response to your original post below where you told us all about the monger involved. Please tell all of us now exactly where in your original post you said "I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS".

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2943026]This story is fact, I know some involved. All of what I will share is in this post. Due to some overly nosy neighbors / bystanders some surrounding county enforcement officers paid a visit to someone I know. While they did their best " try to scare the girl technique" to no avail, but as luck would have it here comes Johnny Monger knocking. Turns out, because nothing happened no one was arrested. Go figure. However, Johnny Monger, who I know is on here and who is a long time local buyer, excuse me renter, got very scared and broke like a little sissy. He named names and numbers, the genius had every text and picture etc. from the hobby on his phone, about 8 years worth, which they looked at, but the real kicker is he bought the "we won't arrest you if you work for us" line. He agreed to be their "informant". I hope since then he got some legal advice, from one professional to another, and realized they didn't arrest him because they couldn't and that they have no leverage on him, well not legal anyway. Maybe everyone's seemingly current paranoia here isn't all unfounded. Some curious things the last few days, people claiming bona fides that probably can't be verified, people spouting history back to life, people looking for long lost friends, lost to them anyways. So many new and unknown or unverified people and stories.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FarEastMan;2944183]June 11.

I need a final head count by Monday June 11 so that the proper amount of refreshments can be planned for and as space is limited. If I do not hear back from you by pm Or through Indyguy123 by noon on Monday, I am assuming you're not coming and your name will be stricken from the list. The female side in attendance is going to be spectacular and I feel sorry for those of you that failed to respond as I am sure you will hear stories. Festivities will commence at approximately 4 pm. Location will be provided on Saturday the 11th to those attending by either myself or Indyguy123 or both.

Just uhh. Seems a little trappy. "Hey, let's all get together in person, let me know if you want to go. ".[/QUOTE]Since we don't have a Bat Cave, "To the Prickyard!

Hello Gentlemen,

I have discovered a new young lady in need of some assistance!

I wasn't sure which category to post this under. So I'll probably just do both, escort and SW. She. Could Be. Escort quality, but I found her at a convenience store on the south side of town. She was at the time living with her aunt just around the corner. Now she is in need of a place to stay or the money to rent something.

We've been together about four times. She is without a doubt the sweetest young lady I have ever picked up on the street. Always seems to manage a smile even though life (and likely some decisions) have dealt her crappy cards. She is engaging, enthusiastic and has a simple beauty that. If I were Henry Higgins and she were Eliza Doolittle. We could write a book or make a musical!

She has long silky black hair, big Brown eyes, a beautiful smile and legs that stretch to heaven. I've seen NO evidence of any drug use and claims to not even drink or smoke much at all. She's trying to work her way through one of the local beauty / hair styling schools and could use some help.

I do feel a little like a p* here, and BELIEVE Me, if I had the financial wherewithal to be her Sugar Daddy, I would keep her all to myself. But neither are the case. I'm just trying to help a lady out.

PLEASE seniors only with a reliable reputation.

Happy Hunting,

Daniel.

[QUOTE=Dyoung35;2947317]Hello Gentlemen,

I have discovered a new young lady in need of some assistance!

I wasn't sure which category to post this under. So I'll probably just do both, escort and SW. She. Could Be. Escort quality, but I found her at a convenience store on the south side of town. She was at the time living with her aunt just around the corner. Now she is in need of a place to stay or the money to rent something.

We've been together about four times. She is without a doubt the sweetest young lady I have ever picked up on the street. Always seems to manage a smile even though life (and likely some decisions) have dealt her crappy cards. She is engaging, enthusiastic and has a simple beauty that. If I were Henry Higgins and she were Eliza Doolittle. We could write a book or make a musical!

She has long silky black hair, big Brown eyes, a beautiful smile and legs that stretch to heaven. I've seen NO evidence of any drug use and claims to not even drink or smoke much at all. She's trying to work her way through one of the local beauty / hair styling schools and could use some help.

I do feel a little like a p* here, and BELIEVE Me, if I had the financial wherewithal to be her Sugar Daddy, I would keep her all to myself. But neither are the case. I'm just trying to help a lady out.

PLEASE seniors only with a reliable reputation.

Happy Hunting,

Daniel.[/QUOTE]You wouldn't have happened to have seen her at the corner of Raymond and Shelby would it?

[QUOTE=Dyoung35;2947317]Hello Gentlemen,

I have discovered a new young lady in need of some assistance!

I wasn't sure which category to post this under. So I'll probably just do both, escort and SW. She. Could Be. Escort quality, but I found her at a convenience store on the south side of town. She was at the time living with her aunt just around the corner. Now she is in need of a place to stay or the money to rent something.

We've been together about four times. She is without a doubt the sweetest young lady I have ever picked up on the street. Always seems to manage a smile even though life (and likely some decisions) have dealt her crappy cards. She is engaging, enthusiastic and has a simple beauty that. If I were Henry Higgins and she were Eliza Doolittle. We could write a book or make a musical!

She has long silky black hair, big Brown eyes, a beautiful smile and legs that stretch to heaven. I've seen NO evidence of any drug use and claims to not even drink or smoke much at all. She's trying to work her way through one of the local beauty / hair styling schools and could use some help.

I do feel a little like a p* here, and BELIEVE Me, if I had the financial wherewithal to be her Sugar Daddy, I would keep her all to myself. But neither are the case. I'm just trying to help a lady out.

PLEASE seniors only with a reliable reputation.

Happy Hunting,

Daniel.[/QUOTE]That this post is all accurate.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;2947965]That this post is all accurate.[/QUOTE]I'm willing to bet money that you cannot verify! Want to bet?

[QUOTE=Dyoung35;2947317]Hello Gentlemen,

I have discovered a new young lady in need of some assistance!

I wasn't sure which category to post this under. So I'll probably just do both, escort and SW. She. Could Be. Escort quality, but I found her at a convenience store on the south side of town. She was at the time living with her aunt just around the corner. Now she is in need of a place to stay or the money to rent something.

We've been together about four times. She is without a doubt the sweetest young lady I have ever picked up on the street. Always seems to manage a smile even though life (and likely some decisions) have dealt her crappy cards. She is engaging, enthusiastic and has a simple beauty that. If I were Henry Higgins and she were Eliza Doolittle. We could write a book or make a musical!

She has long silky black hair, big Brown eyes, a beautiful smile and legs that stretch to heaven. I've seen NO evidence of any drug use and claims to not even drink or smoke much at all. She's trying to work her way through one of the local beauty / hair styling schools and could use some help.

I do feel a little like a p* here, and BELIEVE Me, if I had the financial wherewithal to be her Sugar Daddy, I would keep her all to myself. But neither are the case. I'm just trying to help a lady out.

PLEASE seniors only with a reliable reputation.

Happy Hunting,

Daniel.[/QUOTE]I spent some time with this UTR tonight and I can verify that Dyoung35 has found us a keeper. I just replied to a regular member that he cannot verify her because I have been with her and she told me that she has not been with any other member since Dyoung35 posted his request / review this morning. I was the only one today up until this post at least.

Here is the deal. Everything Dyoung says is the same story she gave me. She is new at this just like YoungfunJess was when I met her. She is in need of someone to take her under their breasts (so to speak) and help her out. She was friends with at least one BP girl that has been busted so she doesn't trust BP. And I can confirm because I had a dream with her that she is full service, 5'11" and the same sweet personality as Aurora. And when her long black hair is straight down and flowing out, she looks just like Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman. If any of you are familiar with that actress) - without the large breasts. Everything is covered and your dream will be fulfilled for $$. That being said, the only question I have is. Can we get her invited to the Meet and Greet so everyone else can dream the way I dream? Then you can see for yourself what I'm talking about.

If you want contact information it must come from Dyoung35, not me. Those are the rules.

[QUOTE=MrEnvious;2948263]Can we get her invited to the Meet and Greet so everyone else can dream the way I dream? Then you can see for yourself what I'm talking about.
[/QUOTE]Please check your messages.

[QUOTE=MrEnvious;2948247]I'm willing to bet money that you cannot verify! Want to bet?[/QUOTE]Don't know where you're coming from, but you're confused.

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[QUOTE=MrEnvious;2948263]I spent some time with this UTR tonight and I can verify that Dyoung35 has found us a keeper. That being said, the only question I have is. Can we get her invited to the Meet and Greet so everyone else can dream the way I dream? Then you can see for yourself what I'm talking about.[/QUOTE]Nuff is enough!

[QUOTE=Bob0324;2948314]Don't know where you're coming from, but you're confused.[/QUOTE]I stand corrected! He did see her but didn't tell her he was from these boards. She said I was the only one she had seen from this board. I was assuming too much!

[QUOTE=Bob0324;2927034]I have been in consistent communications with her for over 6 years, for the last 3 weeks she has not responded. Has anyone heard any intel on her, I'm a bit worried.[/QUOTE]She's alive! Nuff said.

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I'm really getting tired of this in Indy. It doesn't matter how often LE reads this board, it doesn't matter how many of them make users (though I seriously doubt many do) they don't get their info from reading this forum. They know that nothing here is admissible, they develop information the old fashioned way, they work the streets.

If you are keeping yourself protected by taking advantage of the anonymity of this forum you have nothing to worry about regarding anything posted here.

LE doesn't get pissed off because of this, for them it's a job.

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[QUOTE=SnapDragon;2947661]You wouldn't have happened to have seen her at the corner of Raymond and Shelby would it?[/QUOTE]No. I did not.

[QUOTE=Dyoung35;2947317]Hello Gentlemen,

I have discovered a new young lady in need of some assistance!

I wasn't sure which category to post this under. So I'll probably just do both, escort and SW. She. Could Be. Escort quality, but I found her at a convenience store on the south side of town. She was at the time living with her aunt just around the corner. Now she is in need of a place to stay or the money to rent something.

We've been together about four times. She is without a doubt the sweetest young lady I have ever picked up on the street. Always seems to manage a smile even though life (and likely some decisions) have dealt her crappy cards. She is engaging, enthusiastic and has a simple beauty that. If I were Henry Higgins and she were Eliza Doolittle. We could write a book or make a musical!

She has long silky black hair, big Brown eyes, a beautiful smile and legs that stretch to heaven. I've seen NO evidence of any drug use and claims to not even drink or smoke much at all. She's trying to work her way through one of the local beauty / hair styling schools and could use some help.

I do feel a little like a p* here, and BELIEVE Me, if I had the financial wherewithal to be her Sugar Daddy, I would keep her all to myself. But neither are the case. I'm just trying to help a lady out.

PLEASE seniors only with a reliable reputation.

Happy Hunting,

Daniel.[/QUOTE]This original post. Seems like Carisa is not exactly as we thought she was. Here's the facts, she's done BBFS with at least 2 mongers, back to back appointments, she told at least one of them that she never does that. She's been offered a real job at $15 an hour with flexible schedule, nothing to do with sex, it's data entry on accounts payable / receivable, nice job with real pay check so she'd have verifiable income, she said she was interested and would let me know, that is no longer a valid offer as she's not who I thought she was.

BTW, she's not as hot as these other 2 suckers say she is, she's maybe a 7/10 at best imo, average BBBJ and an average fuck. I'm not discouraging anyone from seeing her, just want you to know what you're seeing. I'm sure a lot of you sick puppies will flock to her because of the BBFS, have at it. Too much risk for me.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2952551]So did you see her before or after the other two saw her? If it was after them, does that make you an unwilling cum eating cuckhold? Now I know why some mongers always like being the first one of the day, unless of course they have a SO or BF then you never know what you are diving into.

Ah the hobby life, ain't it grand![/QUOTE]I seen her at least a day and a shower after Dyoung and a about an hour before your pal Mr E, I described what Carisa (that's how she spells it) was wearing to Mr E to see if she had changed, but he never answered.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;2953070]I seen her at least a day and a shower after Dyoung and a about an hour before your pal Mr E, I described what Carisa (that's how she spells it) was wearing to Mr E to see if she had changed, but he never answered.[/QUOTE]Can someone post a link for Carisa? I have tried to find one and cannot. Ty.

[QUOTE=Redmann6999;2953969]Can someone post a link for Carisa? I have tried to find one and cannot. Ty.[/QUOTE]There is no link for Caritas. Check the streetwalker thread. For the first reports on her by Dyoung35. Contact him if you want her info.

What happened to this pretty little thing? Did she have any problems with her uncle?

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;2956639]What happened to this pretty little thing? Did she have any problems with her uncle?[/QUOTE]I talked to her last week she said she had phone trouble and lost all her numbers but didn't mention any other problems.

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;2956639]What happened to this pretty little thing? Did she have any problems with her uncle?[/QUOTE]I also called last week and got a phone call right back -- from a thug used who said whatever relationship I had with her was over. If I didn't understand that he'd be glad to have that conversation in person. Good luck to him. I do have three numbers for her, but the other two yielded no response.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2957159]I also called last week and got a phone call right back -- from a thug used who said whatever relationship I had with her was over. If I didn't understand that he'd be glad to have that conversation in person. Good luck to him. I do have three numbers for her, but the other two yielded no response.[/QUOTE]That was you? I told her to change my number! I'm tired of all you guys calling me up and wanting my personal assistant to assist you!

Well sometimes it's nice to see old freckled friends and that is what I did last night. I spent some time with Under the Stars who has decided to venture back into the hobby. We discussed many things about her 5+ year absence and she hasn't changed much except she is looking for a nice Bi-lady friend (my thoughts immediately turned to Aurora). She still has those freckles on her shoulder and back that I so admired years ago. She is healthy, drug free and one of the best GFE's to return to our group. Jaqee the pleasure was all mine!

She wants to reacquaint herself with some old friends [B][red]ONLY[/red][/B] at this time. So Old Friends, you can contact her on this board via PM, Jaqee317. And yes she is as good as ever.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2957159]I also called last week and got a phone call right back -- from a thug used who said whatever relationship I had with her was over. If I didn't understand that he'd be glad to have that conversation in person. Good luck to him. I do have three numbers for her, but the other two yielded no response.[/QUOTE]Assuming he's the guy recently attached to her hip on her FB page, I'd say he's about 5'7", 140 lbs tops and not very scary. I guess I thought she'd be moving out to AZ as well, but I've lost touch with her since she got picked up for a non-hobby related offense.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2957159]I also called last week and got a phone call right back -- from a thug used who said whatever relationship I had with her was over. If I didn't understand that he'd be glad to have that conversation in person. Good luck to him. I do have three numbers for her, but the other two yielded no response.[/QUOTE]I just talked to her again and she told me how the best way to contact her was she want me to let everyone know Pm me if you are interested.

[QUOTE=PhilMe;2958152]I just talked to her again and she told me how the best way to contact her was she want me to let everyone know Pm me if you are interested.[/QUOTE]Sure. Go ahead and arrange to see her. And if you do, she's awesome and worth every rose. Seriously. Just be prepared to be stood up more often than not. And if you say something to her like, "Honey you've cancelled our last three dates at the last minute. " Be prepared for some attitude. Too bad. She's cute and fun. But not worth planning and confirming an appointment only to be disappointed when you're sitting outside waiting for her to tell you to come up and she's not even there.

[QUOTE=PhilMe;2958152]I just talked to her again and she told me how the best way to contact her was she want me to let everyone know Pm me if you are interested.[/QUOTE]Sure. Go ahead and arrange to see her. And if you do, she's awesome and worth every rose. Seriously. Just be prepared to be stood up more often than not. And if you say something to her like, "Honey you've cancelled our last three dates at the last minute. " Be prepared for some attitude. Too bad. She's cute and fun. But not worth planning and confirming an appointment only to be disappointed when you're sitting outside waiting for her to tell you to come up and she's not even there.

[QUOTE=EPhillips;2959756]I had an opportunity to meet with Carisa today. She is as pretty as previous non-Bob posts have indicated, if she wasn't basically homeless she would be a stunner. Very skinny, good skin, a handful of tit and well groomed. BBBJ, CFS and seemed to be into it. She flatly denies receiving a job offer or doing BBFS, and claims that her date with Bob involved no action other than getting felt up and riding to his office. There's two sides to every story, but I enjoyed my visit with her and it was worth every penny. She seems genuinely sweet and not jaded at all. $ total damage.[/QUOTE]I should stay out, but wanted to say she seems far from discrete.

[QUOTE=BoydMichaels;2958587]Sure. Go ahead and arrange to see her. And if you do, she's awesome and worth every rose. Seriously. Just be prepared to be stood up more often than not. And if you say something to her like, "Honey you've cancelled our last three dates at the last minute. " Be prepared for some attitude. Too bad. She's cute and fun. But not worth planning and confirming an appointment only to be disappointed when you're sitting outside waiting for her to tell you to come up and she's not even there.[/QUOTE]Soory to hear you have had problems with her but I have seen her quite a few time and have never had any problems with her not being there.

[QUOTE=PhilMe;2960132]Soory to hear you have had problems with her but I have seen her quite a few time and have never had any problems with her not being there.[/QUOTE]She was probably cancelling on that guy to see you! Used to happen to me with Abby Amore. She cancelled on me to see some guy that young chicks think is hot.

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2960147]She was probably cancelling on that guy to see you! Used to happen to me with Abby Amore. She cancelled on me to see some guy that young chicks think is hot.[/QUOTE]You must know of me. I can't place you. Yes, there was a period when AA would flake on whoever was scheduled when a certain person wanted her.

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2960147]She was probably cancelling on that guy to see you! Used to happen to me with Abby Amore. She cancelled on me to see some guy that young chicks think is hot.[/QUOTE]It's true our identical twin looks just don't capture Jordan's attention! Sorry I know you are the more attractive one, especially in the personality arena. Jordan has many issues but, I do know that money is a key motivator as to when and where she wants to provide services. So if you have the right amount of moola then she normally has the time. All her other deficiencies like communication, punctuality, reliability, common sense, SO issues, transportation issues, are, well what can I say other than they are definitely genetic in nature. All of this does not discount that both are [B]Amazing Women[/B], it's just that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Oh and the SO also greatly influences her ability to venture out.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2960235]It's true our identical twin looks just don't capture Jordan's attention! Sorry I know you are the more attractive one, especially in the personality arena. Jordan has many issues but, I do know that money is a key motivator as to when and where she wants to provide services. So if you have the right amount of moola then she normally has the time. All her other deficiencies like communication, punctuality, reliability, common sense, SO issues, transportation issues, are, well what can I say other than they are definitely genetic in nature. All of this does not discount that both are [B]Amazing Women[/B], it's just that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Oh and the SO also greatly influences her ability to venture out.[/QUOTE]We should hit the town in matching black suits see how much damage we can do. If we come up empty, we can rely on our wallet and your contacts to make up the difference!