Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jekwarz;2507937]Went to Sunshine Spa or whatever they're known as on 108th and Lincoln. They do however have a misleading ad on BP. It says $50.00 for a massage (still $60.00), free table shower (none available) and up to five girls available (only saw 2). Did get Lily for my massage today, she has always been a favorite of mine even from her days on 27th Street. Had a good massage as always then on the flip got the saran wrap BJ. Also got to finger her kitty as well and it was easy access because she had short shorts on. For further info she does keep her junk clean down there. The only issue as always was she still needs a breath mint. All in all a good time for me damage was $60.00 plus $70.00 for the tip.[/QUOTE]Which one is Lily? I went last weekend and had a 40 ish girl with some nice see cups. Not skinny but not overweight at all, which she let me suck on. Forgot to ask for her name. She had on jeans so I couldn't really get inside.

[QUOTE=GMan25;2521241]I probably am too generous. I have a habit that is, for every number on the 1-10 scale for how good the massage is, I have an unconscious tendency to also raise them by one point on the.

Looks / attractiveness scale. I need to be more cognizant of that and keep each rating completely separate and objective.[/QUOTE]Just giving you a hard time! It is all good.

[QUOTE=JM414;2521700]Which one is Lily? I went last weekend and had a 40 ish girl with some nice see cups. Not skinny but not overweight at all, which she let me suck on. Forgot to ask for her name. She had on jeans so I couldn't really get inside.[/QUOTE]Ha didn't notice that I added to the report, but added something in between the see cups and "which she let me suck on".

[QUOTE=JM414;2521700]Which one is Lily? I went last weekend and had a 40 ish girl with some nice see cups. Not skinny but not overweight at all, which she let me suck on. Forgot to ask for her name. She had on jeans so I couldn't really get inside.[/QUOTE]Is there really any point on getting inside the jeans? Or the top off? I've been to probably 200 AMPs and have been amazed at the perfect breasts perhaps twice.

Only once at a jack shack.

The typical Milwaukee jack shack AMP, the woman is about 50. Yes 50! You only think 35 because of her make up and dim lights. And she isn't built like a linebacker like the typical Wisconsin woman who is 50.

Maybe one in 30 knows how to handle the goods correctly using the right amount of oil, proper grip, the thumb pressure, cadence and speed, right pressure on he balls, pointing it in the right direction for maximum pleasure and projectory.

Dressing properly means wearing a sun dress or bikini with hi heels. Not a baggy Tshirt, jeans, sock and sandals.

If you walk out, drive home, your balls feel empty, you feel relieved, the massage was CMT quality, you want to take a nap, and all you can think about how great that was, she did her job. If you get in the car and forgot about what happened within 10 minutes, except your dick feels like it went through a meat grinder, then the woman failed. She gets no extra points for taking off her top or letting me feel her kitty. She does that only so maybe you will get off quicker. She might act like she likes it but she's faking.

Are there women who do like it? Sure there are. We've all had providers that are into it as much as us. But often they don't do all day long in a 12 shift. About three times I've taken an AMP girl out and had fun. Out of 200 its a low percent. Had 3-4 more opportunities but they were not that attractive and looked worse in sunlight. Or just husband hunters. I think a couple were even cheating on their husbands, one I know for sure.

When I hear stories of old women giving average massages, jackrabbit finishes, saran wrap blow jobs, unzipping their pants, taking off their tops, unchanged lines and towel, blueballng you after teasing, well I'm disappointed.

I want to hear about a clean spa, good attitude, top notch massage, dressed for the occasion, and a sensual finish that makes you cum buckets. The the "wow" feeling on the drive home. Can't wait to come back the next day. After 10 times, you still love -- that is the test of a good provider.

Got to let you know Mr. Lefty Asa Akira is not walking through that door anytime soon. Probably in Los Angeles or New York City you can get what you're looking for. Here you got to take what's available.

If there was such a place as what Lefty described here in Milwaukee then the parking lot would look like the lot at Lambeau Field on game day.

[QUOTE=BadGr54;2524513]If there was such a place as what Lefty described here in Milwaukee then the parking lot would look like the lot at Lambeau Field on game day.[/QUOTE]There are AMPs out of state staffed with hot looking, young, petite Asian girls eager to please. California, Texas, Mississippi and even Chicago. Often no busier than the sterile AMPs in Milwaukee.

Greeted again by Tina. Man I love this place. She once again gave me a great message and finished me off with her wonderful HE. I actually took a bit longer than I usually do, and she was just smiling and talking me through the whole thing. She was more worried that I wasn't enjoying myself, but all those concerns were allayed when she saw the strength of the ending. . 65 + . 40 tip. An hour well spent.

Has anyone had any luck lately at the AMP in Tosa? Looking to head there this weekend but recent reports said no HE anymore.

[QUOTE=JordanJj1031;2527866]Has anyone had any luck lately at the AMP in Tosa? Looking to head there this weekend but recent reports said no HE anymore.[/QUOTE]Didn't you just answer your own question? LOL!

Since no one invited me to any 4th of July parties I decided to take a drive to IL and hit one of the well reviewed FS AMPs. Been thinking about it for two days.

Well I thought too much about it. I had boner as soon as I got it the car. So I drove by one of my more preferred AMPs. Got my least favorite of the litter of girls.

Didn't matter, turned out to be much better than expected. Got a first class massage well beyond the CMT experience. Then got a HJ so intense I had to be peeled off the ceiling.

Well that just saved me $100 and a bunch of gas. Went home and napped all afternoon. She was dressed a lot sexier today too, better attitude and better skills.

Went to 108th and Lincoln. Great deal. Good massage and Great HE will be going back again!

[QUOTE=BuckyKatt2010;2533097]Went to 108th and Lincoln. Great deal. Good massage and Great HE will be going back again![/QUOTE]Do you mean the place on Lincoln or the Chinese Relax Center?

Anyone been to the new AMP on W Nat? NewRose? Looking to see if its any good.

Went in for the hour. Skipped table shower. Really wanted a good massage and got one. Very strong and firm in all the right places with special teases to others. Really got me going this time. Not the best looking but small smooth soft legs. Worked my way up and found a nice little Bush. And something very tight. She got going and gave a great HE. Have to go back I actually like the massage part too much. The rest is just bonus right now. Tipped the norm. But was nice she didn't ask or look for what the amount was at all. Good times.