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[QUOTE=HentaiBae;3473175]How does one avoid getting caught? Like, how would anyone know if you went in for a normal massage or not.
And what are some signs that you should avoid?
Like you said, pretty scared shitless to even try, LOL.[/QUOTE]You must always remember if you are confronted in or out of the MP. Keep your mouth shut. Be very polite. Act dumb. And again admit to nothing. Just make up a story. First time ever at an AMP. Yada yada yada.
[QUOTE=Alan1776;3474333]Saw where Candy Spa is advertising again. Anyone been there? Do I need TOOFT? I liked Yu Yu back in the day.
[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/candy-spa-nice-sweet-asian-girl-yes-sweet-and-cutie-316-882-6311/13075813[/URL][/QUOTE]Was at candy this week. A new girl is working, Lynda, very limited menu. Yuyu will b back by the end of the week!
[QUOTE=Alan1776;3474333]Saw where Candy Spa is advertising again. Anyone been there? Do I need TOOFT? I liked Yu Yu back in the day.
[URL]http://wichita.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/candy-spa-nice-sweet-asian-girl-yes-sweet-and-cutie-316-882-6311/13075813[/URL][/QUOTE]I have not, but remember her well, beautiful girl. I don't have high hopes for there.
[QUOTE=SmallWonder;3473835]All you're going in for is a massage. Remember that. You can't be arrested or charged with anything for going into a legal business for a legitimate purpose. The gals working there ARE NOT going to turn you in. They are on your side. They don't want to be arrested. The only thing you have to worry about is if the Massage Parlor gets busted while you're getting a happy ending. And even then, it's unlikely you'd be arrested or implicated. (Again, I'm not a lawyer). You'd have to be caught exchanging money for sex to be arrested, and unless the cop is in the room watching the negotiation, you can pretty much deny anything.
Just go in, and go about your business. Place the tip on a table or in an open area so that the provider can see it. She'll offer the extras without you asking (if you just want a "handshake. ") If you want more, at most places, just ask.
The only precaution you really need to take is to listen closely if someone else enters the place. Your provider will probably leave the room and check it out if they hear the door. Make sure you grab a towel and cover your ass and just lay there if you hear someone come in. Then you are back into the "I'm just here for a legitimate massage" mode.
Lately, cops have been hanging out outside these places watching people come and go. They know what's going on, but they can't charge you with anything just for coming in and going out. There's no proof you did anything. The worst that can happen is that you'd get stopped for a traffic violation if you forget to use a turn signal or something after you've left and they've followed you. Just watch your driving. If you do get stopped and they ask you anything, don't admit to anything. Tell them you stopped in for a massage and decided to leave because they couldn't understand English. Tell them you asked about prices and services and decided to leave without getting anything. They can't prove otherwise.
Again: this is not legal advice. However, I've been doing this for some time, now, and I've never heard of anyone getting arrested at an AMP. It just doesn't happen. The cops are after the owners; they aren't after you.[/QUOTE]Small Wonder, this was an excellent post. Thank you. I concur, you are pretty much on track. I would not say they are not after you (us) though. Those donut munching bastards are after anybody they can get. I spent a little time yesterday going around to AMP's and checking out the ladies and prices and hours and blah blah blah. I also spent some time talking to a couple ladies I know about how to avoid problems with LEO. And that advice mostly centered around ADMITTING NOTHING. There is one place I went they are supposed to be watching and I went there on purpose just to see if I could see the bastard surveying the place. I was going to wave at him as I left (only there 2 minutes for meet and greet) but no such luck. I think he was at the donut shop. But seriously, that is all GOOD advice. Admit nothing. Never ever ever ever admit to anything. Don't leave with condoms. Don't have any sexual accessories on you when you leave. Willy, that means leave the fucking dildo at home from now on LOL. I had a friend buck ass naked on the table when the cops came right on in about ten years ago. He told them nothing nothing nothing. They grilled his ass right and left and he admitted nothing. He was "there for a legitimate massage" and repeated that over and over. Finally he got tired of their shit and said, I am getting dressed now and leaving. If you are going to arrest me you better get to doing it because I am walking out that fucking door. He did and they just stood there, frustrated as hell because they knew there was nothing they could do. This is like interrogating someone leaving a barber shop wanting to know how the haircut went LOL. They can fuck off. Thanks again for the good post. JTW.
[QUOTE=SmallWonder;3466314]Legit spa, no extras. In fact, the one you linked has a Masseusse named "Mr. Tom. " I don't swing that way, but whatever floats your boat. (Just kidding, of course.).
There isn't ONE best AMP; it all depends on what you are looking for. Read through the reviews. Plenty of opinions. Experiences vary.
I think most reviewers would suggest that the best ones might be.
Diamond (Near Towne East, behind Wendy's & Burger King).
Sun Spa (Near Central & West).
Comfort Spa (E harry).
Rainbow (S Broadway).
W Douglas & Meridian (Don't know the name of the Spa).
47th & Broadway.
1800 Block of S George Washington.
Note: I haven't been to all of these, yet. This is just what I've gleaned from reading posts from others, so I can't personally verify the service you might or might not receive at a given location. (I have been to some of them and have my own opinions) Also, your service at some locations will vary depending on which provider you get at that location. I hesitate to comment on which is the BEST one, because a couple of locations that have the some of the best providers also have some of the worst.[/QUOTE]I would add B&H at E Pawnee.
Finally stopped at Diamond yesterday.
I'm not sure how to tell Michelle from the other, but the masseuse I had was definitely not late 40's. I didn't pay attention to whether she had fake boobs or not (they were very nice!
I had a good massage, in fact it was one of the best I've had in a long time. Standard fare, damage was $ including tip. I will return.
[QUOTE=WichitaPT;3476622]Finally stopped at Diamond yesterday.
I'm not sure how to tell Michelle from the other, but the masseuse I had was definitely not late 40's. I didn't pay attention to whether she had fake boobs or not (they were very nice!
I had a good massage, in fact it was one of the best I've had in a long time. Standard fare, damage was $ including tip. I will return.[/QUOTE]Did she wear black rim glasses? That would be Amy, Michelle has a taton her belly.
I called a couple of times to ensure Michelle was going to be there. Goooodness am I glad that I did, and even more thankful for this forum because she is hands down the best AMP experience I've ever had. Outlandishly welcoming, and a total sweetheart. You dudes better tip her well, because she is worth every penny. PM me for details.
[QUOTE=AndydIsMe;3477292]I called a couple of times to ensure Michelle was going to be there. Goooodness am I glad that I did, and even more thankful for this forum because she is hands down the best AMP experience I've ever had. Outlandishly welcoming, and a total sweetheart. You dudes better tip her well, because she is worth every penny. PM me for details.[/QUOTE]Yes Michelle is definitely the best!
At diamond spa does anyone know if amy does "extra" I tried to get Michelle to do an experiment with me. Shiiittt Michelle doesn't like Amy at all lmao!
[QUOTE=KingJay2309;3477651]Yes Michelle is definitely the best![/QUOTE]How was your visit with Michele? I've heard about her a little bit but I haven't stopped in to see her yet. Is she a smaller gal? I like em as petite as I can get.
[QUOTE=Leroy001;3477715]How was your visit with Michele? I've heard about her a little bit but I haven't stopped in to see her yet. Is she a smaller gal? I like em as petite as I can get.[/QUOTE]Leroy I will pm you some info.
[QUOTE=KingJay2309;3477656]At diamond spa does anyone know if amy does "extra" I tried to get Michelle to do an experiment with me. Shiiittt Michelle doesn't like Amy at all lmao![/QUOTE]Yes, she will help you strech those swollen muscles.
[QUOTE=Leroy001;3477715]How was your visit with Michele? I've heard about her a little bit but I haven't stopped in to see her yet. Is she a smaller gal? I like em as petite as I can get.[/QUOTE]She's lovely. I'm sure JTW will fill you in privately, but she's got to be the most attractive AMP I've seen, and the visit was absolutely worth every penny.
[QUOTE=AndydIsMe;3478340]She's lovely. I'm sure JTW will fill you in privately, but she's got to be the most attractive AMP I've seen, and the visit was absolutely worth every penny.[/QUOTE]I would agree with that.