Massage Parlor Reports

I went back to one of my favorites in Tysons and asked for Julie but got a new girl named Candi. She came from another NOVA AMP but wouldn't tell me which one. TS was very good and thorough. Massage was light at first then bone crushing hard and I had to tell her to lighten up a bit. She is a little chunky and I was concerned about her back walking but that actually was fine. On the flip standard finish in Nova with plenty of roaming. Overall not bad but if I go back I will call ahead and make an appointment for Julie although MMS's don't always honor appointments they say sure and when you get there she is either busy or not working today and you are already there and most likely paid the house fee.

Guys, thought I would take the advice of the more experienced members on this board and investigate the local talent and offer my reviews. Had the cash and the motivation to visit two local establishments recently with widely varying experiences. At 4229 although Ann the attendant was much better looking she was very cautious with me, never having seen me before and suspicious of my claim that I had been there before. Facility was impeccable and discreet. Attendant explained that second visit would be much more productive and I will return to investigate.112 was the opposite. What was lacking in facility and attendant appearance was more than made up in attitude and performance. Will also return.

Richmond Monger

Been viewing the board for years (as far back to the old site) but this is my first post.

Just a heads up that I paid a visit to a board favorite in my neck of the woods (King) in LOCO and they've added a new member to their team. Michelle. Probably late 30's/early 40's. Decent but nothing spectacular. Still happier with Sunny and Candy but still nice for a little variety.

Was earlier in the day so not as great as past visits but still worth the time. Only complaint I have about that place every single time is their choice of music and how loud they keep it. It gets to me everytime. But luckily that's my only complaint so I can get over it.

Nail Salon in Falls Church had $50/hr advertised. Went for $30 for half.

Nice looking girl. Was led to massage room, no sheet on the table. Did not take money up front. Lay down uncovered. Told woman no oil, just a soft massage. Woman teased me mercilessly, I couldn't stay lying face down on the table. No roaming (touched covered leg and butt, but no covered tits, which were real nice). She brushed the parts some, but no NOVA finish (I asked, placed hand, asked again). She said I could finish myself while she touched. I did, then she cleaned up.

Paid at register as I left. $30+$20 tip.

Has anyone had more success at place like this?

Had a half hour deep tissue massage ($45). GREAT massage, a little tease, but nothing else, still the same; that was okay since I went for the massage. Total $65.

Visited NSP early last week. I had a good/typical experience for the location. Girl was not young but not old. The plastic surgeon who did her fake headlights did a pretty good job. I couldn't tell they were fake until I felt them.

I just got back from Kim's and had a good time. Usual greeting from Angie who is always friendly. I can't remember the girls name. She was older but had a nice body. Good thorough shower. Good massage with back walking. Standard finish. The usual good experience I've come to expect at this location.

Went out there again last week, still remembering the best TS ever from a little spinner that is nameless. MS answers, and she's almost 90, but looks closer to 100, and just nasty. I describe my girl to her, and she says 'yea sure, she here' , I tell her that I'll come get my .8 back if it's not her...after 8 minutes, some other chick comes in, young, maybe 22, but really good english, for a change.

But she's not flirty at all, massage was average, and standard finish 'you place my hand' crap. What a waste. I think they might have been busted a couple weeks ago.

I need to move on.

I went to Maple Ave today, saw Mimi. Not the same Mimi I had before -- I think they changed ownership and the whole staff has turned over. Not much of a massage, and the rest was what I would have expected in DC. Very nice. Total price was 40 more than DC though...I would have balked but she didn't whine, and she really was good, and we definitely went over the hour by a significant amount, so I figured she deserved it. Will go back when I'm feeling wealthier.

If you've been around long enough (which isn't very long) to know what K Accupressure is in Chantilly, you should know they have a relatively new provider, Yo-Yo, who seems to have a lot more on the menu than the standard NoVA fare. She's mid-to-high 30s but not bad looking, and nominally in-shape. After the standard TS and barely-adequate massage, she asked how much I'd pay. In 11 years of mongering in this area, I've never gotten that question, which told me everything I wanted to know. $100 later (sorry guys, that's the way I roll), I walked away a happy, smiling, very surprised man (and geekily enough, was thinking of posting here for the first time in years as I walked to my car; you guys need to stay out of my brain!).

If you got it all $ is definitely a fare thank you to a lady for showing she cars to allow you to enter her palace. I just wish more would stick to that practice. No over tipping, it ruins it for all!


[QUOTE=Banker Boy]If you've been around long enough (which isn't very long) to know what K Accupressure is in Chantilly, you should know they have a relatively new provider, Yo-Yo, who seems to have a lot more on the menu than the standard NoVA fare. She's mid-to-high 30s but not bad looking, and nominally in-shape. After the standard TS and barely-adequate massage, she asked how much I'd pay. In 11 years of mongering in this area, I've never gotten that question, which told me everything I wanted to know. $100 later (sorry guys, that's the way I roll), I walked away a happy, smiling, very surprised man (and geekily enough, was thinking of posting here for the first time in years as I walked to my car; you guys need to stay out of my brain!).[/QUOTE]

On my way of town and stopped by kim's for a quick massage. Another new girl (Cindy I think), 40ish, very thin. TS was adequate. Massage wasn't anything special. Spent a lot of time on back of legs and glutes. Also lots of time spent playing with the boys which was nice. Standard NOVA finish, standard tip. Overall nice experience but some younger girls would be nice.

A new AMP in PWC. Any intel out there? Not really a fan of PWC.

Backpage, please

A Bareback AMP? I have never been in one of those? Most of those are extra clean.


[QUOTE=Bird Dropping]I've decided to follow in the footsteps of my mentor, Doctor Pussy, and retire from the game.

But not without some good parting intel on a NoVa amp not really reviewed here.

The pictures tell the rest.

I will check my PMs once more next week and respond accordingly.[/QUOTE]

Once a BD doubter, I have become a believer of his reports