Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Worldsoffun]I told her that I would write a review anyway saying she gave a good legit massage and she asked me not to because if others saw they were legit, they would not get any business. She made it VERY clear never to expect any extras there. They advertise a free TS on CL and I can see why. They have to do that to get business. I left 2 links as a tip because I didn't have any singles. If you guys are looking for more look elsehere.
WOF[/QUOTE]
This kind of crap really pisses me off.

I go to AMPs for legitimate massages. That is my choice. However, to offer only legitimate massages yet give guys the idea that they can expect something else, is misleading and deceptive at best. The way for all of us to let people like this know what we think is by simply staying away. Thanks WOF for reporting objectively and honestly on a business that is anything but.

Called Lotus to make an appt. Jayden tells me they have a new girl, Andrea. Believing that variety is the spice of life, I make an appt w/her. She's in her late 20s, tall and slender. Paid for half hr.

Draping was optional, which I took as a good sign. However, I kept trying to get her to work out some knots in my problem areas but she practically ignored me. As if I was talking to the effing wall. On the flip, same thing. Very mechanical and not even acknowledging my request for special attention to problem areas. I mean, say yes, say no, but don; t act like you don't hear me. Towards the end, when I knew we had about 5 min. Left, I asked her to spend the remaining time on my lower abdomen, as it was tense.

She looked at the clock, said times up and walked out. I left nothing for tip, not because of what she didn't do, but because I'm tired of these chicks acting like they can treat paying customers like their personal piggy banks regardless of their attitudes. A simple, "no, I don't massage that area" instead of ignoring me would have made a difference in MY attitude.

[QUOTE=Viamx]..where you went?

I'm back in Florida on Friday and will be around for a couple of months. Hopefully, I'll be TOFTT a few times and also going back to the "usual" haunt. I'll give an update on that too.

Take it easy guys and I'll post as much as I can![/QUOTE]

Go to Spring Spa in St. Petersburg FL and ask for Yung. (on Ulmerton Rd near Belcher - RTFF for St PeteAMPS- I posted directions a while back).

Yung is a sweet young girl in her 20's, but she is cool. Tell her Jay sent you and follow the instructions I previously posted here. Be sure to take the hour session & the table shower included in the .8 door fee.

You should be able to figure out the rest. Trust me, it is well worth the drive. Miss Yung is a really sweet and friendly gal. She will work very hard to make you happy, so treat her well. Enjoy! You'll thank me later.

CB

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Go to Spring Spa in St. Petersburg FL and ask for Yung. (on Ulmerton Rd near Belcher - RTFF for St PeteAMPS- I posted directions a while back).

Yung is a sweet young girl in her 20's, but she is cool. Tell her Jay sent you and follow the instructions I previously posted here. Be sure to take the hour session & the table shower included in the .8 door fee.

You should be able to figure out the rest. Trust me, it is well worth the drive. Miss Yung is a really sweet and friendly gal. She will work very hard to make you happy, so treat her well. Enjoy! You'll thank me later.

CB[/QUOTE]


You can be sure I will check that out and report back (may be a PM with the finer points but I'll definitely report back on the thread).

I'll definitely treat her well. I respect these girls and that's how I got my "private" little masseuse.

Thanks again for the heads up - can't wait....

You all take it easy and keep that sun shining for me in Florida!

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]This kind of crap really pisses me off.

I go to AMPs for legitimate massages. That is my choice. However, to offer only legitimate massages yet give guys the idea that they can expect something else, is misleading and deceptive at best. The way for all of us to let people like this know what we think is by simply staying away. Thanks WOF for reporting objectively and honestly on a business that is anything but.[/QUOTE]It's time for places like this to be called out for their nonsense. Good post gentlemen. I will do my part to make sure this type of nonsense stops.

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours]Called Lotus to make an appt. Jayden tells me they have a new girl, Andrea. Believing that variety is the spice of life, I make an appt w/her. She's in her late 20s, tall and slender. Paid for half hr.

Draping was optional, which I took as a good sign. However, I kept trying to get her to work out some knots in my problem areas but she practically ignored me. As if I was talking to the effing wall. On the flip, same thing. Very mechanical and not even acknowledging my request for special attention to problem areas. I mean, say yes, say no, but don; t act like you don't hear me. Towards the end, when I knew we had about 5 min. Left, I asked her to spend the remaining time on my lower abdomen, as it was tense.

She looked at the clock, said times up and walked out. I left nothing for tip, not because of what she didn't do, but because I'm tired of these chicks acting like they can treat paying customers like their personal piggy banks regardless of their attitudes. A simple, "no, I don't massage that area" instead of ignoring me would have made a difference in MY attitude.[/QUOTE]Went to Lotus about 7 or 8 mos ago, went twice. 1st time I asked for Jayden, because she answer the phone the time I called and ask for rates. Anyways, I did try to rub a little on her but no go, but she would laugh and move my hand, and jumped on the table with me, but just kept massage my back, nothin doing otherwise. She tells me when I start to leave, they have a blond I may like, so I think maybe a shot with her, her name was April. So next week I go and see April, talk about a cold fish, man I get chilled when I think about her. So no more Lotus for me.

This is my input on how to improve your odds in getting satisfaction at a MP. This has been my experience, and may/may not work for you.

Some of what I write will be a repitition of what has already been posted; consider it reinforcement of good info.

A few quick notes:
1. Some therapists are 100% legit: no extras, never, not ever going to happen. If they are working at a MP, they probably will leave in the near
future.

2. For the therapists that do offer extras, many will not always offer extras to you. Period (a.k.a. A vist from Aunt Flo and Cousin Red).

3. For the therapists that offer extras, many will not offer what you want
(FS, IYHTAWTAMYMLA*, etc.).

4. For places that have extras offered, visit the places where the therapists are licensed (an easy felony conviction if caught without a license).

*If You Have To Ask What This Acronym Means, You Must Love Acronyms

Enough of the preamble, now to the good stuff: improve the odds in your favor.

1. If available, ALWAYS take a TS or shower: I do not care if you just bathed in a tub full of Old Spice, a quick rinse off (with soap) of your kibbles
and bits will be appreciated.

2. If you are nervous, tell your therapist: she might be nervous as well.

3. If you are asked if you have been there before, be honest. If it is your first time, say that it is your first time there, but you heard it was a nice
place.

4. If the place stinks or looks dirty, run away. Your instincts will serve you well.

5. During the massage, make light talk (if possible) and when she gets close to you, give her a gentle skin softness inspection (gentle thigh rub:
You have soft skin. That is nice). If she does not like it (or approve), it is her responsibility to let you know.

6. The flip is where good things can happen. There are many therapists who will not give it up on the first visit/date. Talk to her and apologize if
you offended her (part of your humble act). I pour on all my charm at this point. But, if it is not going to happen, that is the end of the negotiation
for this visit. The tip is reduced because she was not a player this visit. I end the session with "Maybe next time. The massage was great and I
will definitely ask for you next visit" (even if you will never come back: a courtesy).

Things to definitely avoid:
1. During the massage, asking the girl to do something that could be used as evidence (from the LEO that is wearing a wire up his chamber).

2. Asking the mamasan/hostess anything non-professional (Will the girl ride me reverse cow girl style?).

3. Forgetting to remove your sworn L/E credentials from your chest (or the MBI t-shirt you wear).

4. Parking the Dodge Charger/Crown Vic/Chevy Impala with extra-dark tinted windows in front of the establishment.

Finally, the Asian touch is nice, but my preference is to lease American therapists. Find that special girl, and take her on a 30-90 minute "date" in the therapy room (any tip was for a massage, nothing else). Keep going back to the ones that do you right.

As always, be safe.

Good post Gentelmen 100. After reading it through 5 times I finally figured out where I was going wrong. I could have sworn that grabbing her head and jamming it into my crotch was romantic, but I noticed you left that out. Thanks man. I'll try skipping that next time and see if things go better.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]Good post Gentelmen 100. After reading it through 5 times I finally figured out where I was going wrong. I could have sworn that grabbing her head and jamming it into my crotch was romantic, but I noticed you left that out. Thanks man. I'll try skipping that next time and see if things go better.[/QUOTE]I had a boss in Atlanta several years ago who was prone to interupt you in mid sentence with "whats the bottom line". All these posts about what will and won't work are true and interesting but here is the best advice you will get. These places ain't "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas". This ain't Vegas and it ain't legal here. Gonna have to go a time or two or three for them to warm up and only then will you find "the limit" of either her or the place she works for. If you are looking for cheap OBT is a good place to start but the MP's will leave you with a blue steel woodie all fired up and no place to go if you ain't careful.

An awesome and thorough list! Nicely done. I might add, though. Try gasping audibly when she gets down to your butt and/or inside thighs. It's a good indicator that you're interested in more. THEN jam her head down to your crotch. LOL!

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]This is my input on how to improve your odds in getting satisfaction at a MP. This has been my experience, and may/may not work for you.

Some of what I write will be a repitition of what has already been posted; consider it reinforcement of good info.

A few quick notes:
1. Some therapists are 100% legit: no extras, never, not ever going to happen. If they are working at a MP, they probably will leave in the near
future.

2. For the therapists that do offer extras, many will not always offer extras to you. Period (a.k.a. A vist from Aunt Flo and Cousin Red).

3. For the therapists that offer extras, many will not offer what you want
(FS, IYHTAWTAMYMLA*, etc.).

4. For places that have extras offered, visit the places where the therapists are licensed (an easy felony conviction if caught without a license).

*If You Have To Ask What This Acronym Means, You Must Love Acronyms

Enough of the preamble, now to the good stuff: improve the odds in your favor.

1. If available, ALWAYS take a TS or shower: I do not care if you just bathed in a tub full of Old Spice, a quick rinse off (with soap) of your kibbles
and bits will be appreciated.

2. If you are nervous, tell your therapist: she might be nervous as well.

3. If you are asked if you have been there before, be honest. If it is your first time, say that it is your first time there, but you heard it was a nice
place.

4. If the place stinks or looks dirty, run away. Your instincts will serve you well.

5. During the massage, make light talk (if possible) and when she gets close to you, give her a gentle skin softness inspection (gentle thigh rub:
You have soft skin. That is nice). If she does not like it (or approve), it is her responsibility to let you know.

6. The flip is where good things can happen. There are many therapists who will not give it up on the first visit/date. Talk to her and apologize if
you offended her (part of your humble act). I pour on all my charm at this point. But, if it is not going to happen, that is the end of the negotiation
for this visit. The tip is reduced because she was not a player this visit. I end the session with "Maybe next time. The massage was great and I
will definitely ask for you next visit" (even if you will never come back: a courtesy).

Things to definitely avoid:
1. During the massage, asking the girl to do something that could be used as evidence (from the LEO that is wearing a wire up his chamber).

2. Asking the mamasan/hostess anything non-professional (Will the girl ride me reverse cow girl style?).

3. Forgetting to remove your sworn L/E credentials from your chest (or the MBI t-shirt you wear).

4. Parking the Dodge Charger/Crown Vic/Chevy Impala with extra-dark tinted windows in front of the establishment.

Finally, the Asian touch is nice, but my preference is to lease American therapists. Find that special girl, and take her on a 30-90 minute "date" in the therapy room (any tip was for a massage, nothing else). Keep going back to the ones that do you right.

As always, be safe.[/QUOTE]

Visited this week.

As noted in an earlier post. The hostess at the front door is incredibly hot but sadly does not provide massage services.

My session on a scale of 1-10

Location 8/10
Attitude 9/10
Massage 6/10

Don't expect any extras

Looks like someone else had a less-than-satisifying experience at Green Tea on East Colonial. They are trashing them on CL. Ouch!

WOF

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]This is my input on how to improve your odds in getting satisfaction at a MP.

1. If available, ALWAYS take a TS or shower: I do not care if you just bathed in a tub full of Old Spice, a quick rinse off (with soap) of your kibbles and bits will be appreciated.
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If I can add one thing - many Asian woman are very sensitive to smell so make sure you gargle with mouthwash (many spas have this in the rest room so I usually go to gargle before going to the room) and be sure to go VERY LIGHT on any cologne or after shave that you wear.

Hey guys

Thinking of visiting an AMP today....which is better Island Therapy or Oriental Healing Therapy?


Ive read some of the reviews on here but Im still undecided.


Thanx

[QUOTE=True Critic69]Hey guys

Thinking of visiting an AMP today....which is better Island Therapy or Oriental Healing Therapy?


Ive read some of the reviews on here but Im still undecided.

Thanx[/QUOTE]I have read on this forum that Island Therapy is ,here is one of member saying how well he likes them

Island Therapy

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Checked out IT today. It was a great experience-definitely repeat. Ginny or Jeannie (couldn't really understand too well) was the therapist. She is young decent looking and has a nice body. TS was good and massage was very thorough. $80 for the hour and $20 for tip.

now yesterday i went to this one off of colonial dr,she is a little out of the loop,phone 407-312-4515 .but you didnt ask about her did you,sorry got carried away,,Highway100