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[QUOTE=AncientOne;2456504]You're such a douche bag AncientASS! Why don't you get out and do an ACTUAL REVIEW?

For you to read Sissy Chrissy 5, its in the massage thread. I am the author. I saw what YOU call a review over in the SW section (of course). Making a comment that Jessica is an awesome girl off a review by StrokinJoe is not really a review, Sissy Chrissy. But then again how could we expect that you are able to write more than one sentence unless its ripping fellow mongers or SP's here in Rat Trap? Your literary skills and contribution to this board are quite SUSPECT.[/QUOTE]AncientAss did a two line review in a fucking MP. Wow great review douche bag! You're a clown and I'm sure your golden intel in this MP will be shared with your distinguished old members! How was that 100 coin hand job you fucking idiot! Go see fat porky aka just jenna she will give you full service for a 100 coins if you included a meal. Be sure to pop your viagra pill before your session you prick.

[QUOTE=Kj5811;2456484]I believe love will remove these barriers. Lots of movie theater pump butter on mine.[/QUOTE]Date is set for Saturday so go ahead and pop more popcorn with all your buddies. Wish me luck you prick.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2456433]Chris5 is leaking all the spots he takes his streetwalkers to. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yes PORKY Jenna you guessed my favorite restaurant for ALL my girls! I just can't get enough of that dollar menu Jenna! LOL NOT just street girls! You finally said something truthful Jenna!! This is the first time in history that both.

Jenna and Chris actually agree on something. Gold star for you Jenna!!

Again I just love that mcdonalds dollar menu!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2456511]That being a StankStuff business plan. You did say you had a session with her and chatted about the board for a bit before your stress relief photo shoot. BuffWoman the pimp.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]That is why you refused to return my player. Because I dreamt with the lovely Paige and the stuff is definitely sweet. The more you bashed her the more I wanted her. Thank you for that because it was worth it. You couldn't stand the fact Paige got to be with me before you. Let's get this straight, if I ever wanted you I could have had you. There's plenty women on this board who has seen me can vouch that you are lying about turning me down if I offered to pay you for services. Money talks. I let you use me as your protector when you thought everyone was after you without asking for anything in return. You know why? Because you are not my type. I felt sorry for your raggedy ass. I will fuck you for free but will never pay for your services. You speak with an annoying speech impediment and it's hard to even talk to you. You have nervous twitch that is a fucking turn off. But for others YMMV. So don't have these people thinking you turned me down and never wanted me to hit it. The women of this board can vouch for Buff's attraction.

Second thing is you posted four different times in response to my last post. None of which defended your timing of Lobo5's review of you right after Kens review which upset you. You are so slick and quick to deflect when your azz is busted by tossing out a whole bunch of crap. And you say I was not your friend huh, what woman would send pics of their kids to someone who isn't considered a friend or someone you trust? Can any of the ladies answer this? So there's another lie you fucking hypocrite. You think you are holier than thou but you really ain't shit.

Take your meds, don your helmet and mouth piece, stfu. Keep doing your thang Paige. Fuck this jealous hag.

BG111.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2456513]So buffwoman do we have a deal on our one on one basketball game? I need to reserve some court time just for this special occasion. Put the fake weights down and get your whining ass on the court!!

Oh and Savanna will you come to this game and watch and be my special cheerleader?

This prick buff woman probably won't score ANY points at all![/QUOTE]Dude I accept your challenge and I tell you this, every foul will be a flagrant2. I would not attempt one shot I guarantee it. Bill Laimbeer won't have shit on me when I'm done fouling your azz. Better ask that hag Savanna about me. She's seen me live and in person. Better yet ask Ashley. .

BG111.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2456513]So buffwoman do we have a deal on our one on one basketball game? I need to reserve some court time just for this special occasion. Put the fake weights down and get your whining ass on the court!!

Oh and Savanna will you come to this game and watch and be my special cheerleader?

This prick buff woman probably won't score ANY points at all![/QUOTE]Florida is loosening up so you are free to wear your frilly skirt and Lacey panties. Prance to your hearts content.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2456707]Dude I accept your challenge and I tell you this, every foul will be a flagrant2. I would not attempt one shot I guarantee it. Bill Laimbeer won't have shit on me when I'm done fouling your azz. Better ask that hag Savanna about me. She's seen me live and in person. Better yet ask Ashley. .

BG111.[/QUOTE]Be sure to charge admission. I'm willing to bet this will be more entertaining than last night's fight. TMT.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2456707]Dude I accept your challenge and I tell you this, every foul will be a flagrant2. I would not attempt one shot I guarantee it. Bill Laimbeer won't have shit on me when I'm done fouling your azz. Better ask that hag Savanna about me. She's seen me live and in person. Better yet ask Ashley. .

BG111.[/QUOTE]Now buffwoman I am happy that you accepted my challenge but I am serious dude! Sounds like you are joking around and I will not go for any of your pussy games! A ONE on ONE basketball game, no childish fouls or any of that shit. Just two guys shooting hoops and the LOSER retires from the board! I will have several witnesses with me at our game and you do the same but at the end of you getting your ass kicked in be ball you send a post to retire ALL your user handles on board! We will play a fair game and first one to get to 30 points WINS! Remember dude I am spotting you TWENTY fucking points!! Now I know I know you're really not all that athletic and you are just all talk but dude its a fucking basketball game! I could care less what you look like in person I just want you off this board. Be a MAN of your word buff woman! If you lose then retire all your handles AND Buffwoman if you do accept this challenge on a serious level, AND you get out of line with me on the basketball court in any way shape or form, My guys who I play with every day after work will be there witnessing this game, they are all criminal minded individuals!! LOL!! So don't try anything funny gay ass! A simple challenge of a be ball game! I play in Pine hills which is in West Orlando. Best basketball court in Orlando Buffwoman. A lovely little community. So when are you available?

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2456695]That is why you refused to return my player. Because I dreamt with the lovely Paige and the stuff is definitely sweet. The more you bashed her the more I wanted her. Thank you for that because it was worth it. You couldn't stand the fact Paige got to be with me before you. Let's get this straight, if I ever wanted you I could have had you. There's plenty women on this board who has seen me can vouch that you are lying about turning me down if I offered to pay you for services. Money talks. I let you use me as your protector when you thought everyone was after you without asking for anything in return. You know why? Because you are not my type. I felt sorry for your raggedy ass. I will fuck you for free but will never pay for your services. You speak with an annoying speech impediment and it's hard to even talk to you. You have nervous twitch that is a fucking turn off. But for others YMMV. So don't have these people thinking you turned me down and never wanted me to hit it. The women of this board can vouch for Buff's attraction.

Second thing is you posted four different times in response to my last post. None of which defended your timing of Lobo5's review of you right after Kens review which upset you. You are so slick and quick to deflect when your azz is busted by tossing out a whole bunch of crap. And you say I was not your friend huh, what woman would send pics of their kids to someone who isn't considered a friend or someone you trust? Can any of the ladies answer this? So there's another lie you fucking hypocrite. You think you are holier than thou but you really ain't shit.

Take your meds, don your helmet and mouth piece, stfu. Keep doing your thang Paige. Fuck this jealous hag.

BG111.[/QUOTE]Dude you sound more and more like a whiny little girl in all you freaking posts! STFU already please! I hate whinging little midget mental girls which is exactly what you are. Who cares how attractive you are or you think you are and so what Savanna turned your gay ass down! Move on, You remind me of that prick ancientASS who has a similar obsession with the sexy Dallas! Dude the hell with a dvd player and your so called protection! LOL! With your protection anyone they will be SOL!! LMFAO! You think because your short and big that will protect you clown. Tell you what come on over to Pine Hills on the west side of Orlando, meet me for a one on one be ball game. Your obsession Savanna will be there watching and we can put this behind us. BIG in person!! LOL! Ask any girl about buff guy? You're a fucking clown dude!

So, did you get hold of the guy I told you about that can make that ankle tracker thing look like you are still at home even when you go out of the county? Pretty cool, huh?

C3.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2456518]I will be in Daytona beach this upcoming Saturday. What do you say we catch a movie on the boardwalk and also grab some dinner? I have cleared out my schedule for this Saturday so I have nothing but time on my hand to spend with you. Let me show you how a real gentleman should treat you my dear Goddess Savanna. I will even bring some flowers for you as I will be the perfect gentlemen.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2456688]Yes PORKY Jenna you guessed my favorite restaurant for ALL my girls! I just can't get enough of that dollar menu Jenna! LOL NOT just street girls! You finally said something truthful Jenna!! This is the first time in history that both.

Jenna and Chris actually agree on something. Gold star for you Jenna!!

Again I just love that mcdonalds dollar menu![/QUOTE]Damn, you're still on this? Meanwhile nothing on your cock but your best girl Rosie and her sisters. Hey, atleast she coincides with your budget. Again, we've proven you to be a liar. And to add insult to your injury, another senior member agreed with post #7489, by posting #7498! The only one around here who agrees with you is, well = YOU! No one at all is saying anything positive about you, so now you're a little butthurt?

Back by POPULAR DEMAND!

The IDIOT [B]Sissy Chrissy[/B]! Let me say it [U]AGAIN[/U]. The IDIOT [B]Sissy Chrissy[/B]! Boy that fancy name I gave him (her) has really stuck, because [U]EVERYONE[/U] is now using it!

Yeah, everyone likes that IDIOT known as Sissy Chrissy. Must be his superior intelligence that makes everyone gravitate to him. Hell, if that IDIOT had a brain, he'd be dangerous!

Once upon a time, Chrissy's same-sex parents sat him down and told him the facts of life, how his life as a SISSY and a LOSER really began.

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Sissy Chrissy often goes on and on about how he gets his pussy so cheap. Well I guess that approach has its advantages, just look at his last few conquests on the Trail.

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Savanna thinks her Sissy Chrissy rocks? Well, we all certainly [U]DO[/U] think he's dumber than a [U]Box[/U] of Rocks! Here's a few activities that faggot experimented with while on Spring Break!

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Now, our Sissy Chrissy will respond to this post crying that we shouldn't question his manhood. Well all I can say is that some town in South Florida is missing their Village Idiot if he expects us to believe he's not a SISSY. Here's the proof-positive he's a big SISSY!

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Our Sissy Chrissy likes to throw the name "Douche Bag" around an awful lot. If you ask me, he must have a guilty conscience!

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Sissy Chrissy is always so forthcoming to GIVE advice to others, but rarely TAKES advice from others. His own mommy tried and failed to give him advice. She tried to tell him that he shouldn't be allowed to reproduce (I heard his parents might be cousins), but he was too STUPID to listen.

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Sissy Chrissy says all of us are part of the problem here in Orlando, but what he fails to recognize is that he IS [U]THE[/U] problem here in Orlando. But then it's all a matter of PERSPECTIVE!

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Now I don't care [U]WHO[/U] you are, [U]THAT[/U] shit was [B]F-U-N-N-Y[/B] !

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Off in the distance, I even hear Savanna rolling-on-the-floor laughing at him, [U][b]AGAIN[/b][/U]! Even Savanna realizes he is nothing but a Clown!

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2457019]Back by POPULAR DEMAND!

The IDIOT [B]Sissy Chrissy[/B]! Let me say it [U]AGAIN[/U]. The IDIOT [B]Sissy Chrissy[/B]! Boy that fancy name I gave him (her) has really stuck, because [U]EVERYONE[/U] is now using it!

Yeah, everyone likes that IDIOT known as Sissy Chrissy. Must be his superior intelligence that makes everyone gravitate to him. Hell, if that IDIOT had a brain, he'd be dangerous!

Once upon a time, Chrissy's same-sex parents sat him down and told him the facts of life, how his life as a SISSY and a LOSER really began.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]377141[/ATTACH]

Sissy Chrissy often goes on and on about how he gets his pussy so cheap. Well I guess that approach has its advantages, just look at his last few conquests on the Trail.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]377142[/ATTACH]

Savanna thinks her Sissy Chrissy rocks? Well, we all certainly [U]DO[/U] think he's dumber than a [U]Box[/U] of Rocks! Here's a few activities that faggot experimented with while on Spring Break!

[ATTACH=CONFIG]377143[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]377144[/ATTACH].

Now, our Sissy Chrissy will respond to this post crying that we shouldn't question his manhood. Well all I can say is that some town in South Florida is missing their Village Idiot if he expects us to believe he's not a SISSY. Here's the proof-positive he's a big SISSY!

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Our Sissy Chrissy likes to throw the name "Douche Bag" around an awful lot. If you ask me, he must have a guilty conscience!

[ATTACH=CONFIG]377146[/ATTACH]

Sissy Chrissy is always so forthcoming to GIVE advice to others, but rarely TAKES advice from others. His own mommy tried and failed to give him advice. She tried to tell him that he shouldn't be allowed to reproduce (I heard his parents might be cousins), but he was too STUPID to listen.

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Sissy Chrissy says all of us are part of the problem here in Orlando, but what he fails to recognize is that he IS [U]THE[/U] problem here in Orlando. But then it's all a matter of PERSPECTIVE!

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Now I don't care [U]WHO[/U] you are, [U]THAT[/U] shit was [B]F-U-N-N-Y[/B] !

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Off in the distance, I even hear Savanna rolling-on-the-floor laughing at him, [U][b]AGAIN[/b][/U]! Even Savanna realizes he is nothing but a Clown![/QUOTE]The comedian with no life is back!! Everyone go pop more popcorn!