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[QUOTE=Alamo69;3046810]Saw Georgia yesterday. Very mixed dream and saw Quebec's (maybe?) past experience and others about comms dark, figured I'd give it shot.

The good: this girl tried really hard, over on time, very sweet and insisted she'd satisfy me. Bbbjwcim and swallow. "A" for apparent effort. Fairly nice body, pretty girl and pics are representative.

The bad: she has the Mariah syndrome. Can't handle above average cocks. This is f-ing maddening. I'm no dirk diggler and there is zero bragging here but annoying and I won't repeat. We tried for at least 10-15 minutes and I was getting frustrated, took off the cover and completed BBBJ. The place is an absolutle dump off Atlantic but in a good neighborhood. Saw solo / jazz there one time and another girl, Rachel, now lives there too, didn't see her while I was there though. It's on a cul-de-sac and stands out like a sore thumb and the neighbors have to be questioning. That's a bit of a red flag.

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[QUOTE=NumbSkull;3048095]Never had the pleasure.

But, something about that tightly braided Mane makes me want to ride a bucking bronco. Wierd. ?[/QUOTE]Is it just me, her feet are so damn nasty. Scream SW on BP.

So I searched for this one on the site, Used the phone numbers and pictures for searches. Not a whole lot of info. So I thought I would TOFTT. But not really.

Has two numbers in the ads, So texting the local 904#, answered and hour later discussed details. Doesn't know any of the lingo and gives way too much information. Flag1.

Agree on a Hamilton and Jackson for Headache relief. That came down from the speed limit (Sammy Hagar can't drive) - Flag2.

Then tells me the phone is not hers. Someone keeps telling me to go see her, she is all alone. Waiting on me, getting ready. Flag3.

Find out I am supposed to ask for Molly. Maybe that was even a bigger clue, not sure. I was going to venture out, if this was the real situation or not. Staying off of Wells in OP. Pick up some snacks thinking she is all alone. Get to the place, knock once. No answer. Knock twice. No answer. Knock third time, take a step to start walking off, door opens. She says she was sleeping. But there is another girl in the room. Place is a total disaster, smells horrid, step in and hand her the snacks, politely say that I am unable to stay and she mumbles something about money. I say I didn't bring it up with me. Excuse myself and leave quickly.

This one, the pictures are not her. One hit showed some babe in another state.

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This one is closer, but so badly damaged, hard to tell. She may even be a little slow or deaf.

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[QUOTE=TomCat4871;3045837]4 Stars-Will repeat-good addition to the batting lineup and a good semi-UTR catch.

To add my two cents to what's been said allready.

Finally got around to checking this girl out for a daytime visit. Got to her Mandarin apartment. She has a sexy accent. I'm good with accents and I swear it sounds like British Cockney and not Aussie but I guess it's a big continent with a variety of slangs.

Pics are accurate and she's cougar cute (real age is 41). Has the soft curves typical for her age so not a hard body per se. She's a good conversationalist and has that cheeky sense of humor. When I took off my pants she slapped my ass and said "yah gott ah nice bum mate!" I had to laugh.

I went to the bathroom and she said "if you see syringes in the trash can I AM actually diabetic" Queue sound of vinyl record scratching (zzzzzrrrrppppp!) I'll give her the benefit of the doubt I guess.

Proceeded through some nice bbj and was pleasantly suprised when she gave me some "thunder down under" (salad toss with a little finger action). Then rode the raincoat express into the station. Was delighted again at the snug cooch. Not death grip but way better than average. Damage was $. 25 for hh with a hint at better rates when you become a regular.

She's a keeper for sure. Says she lost a surgeon daddy who moved away. So I suspect she needs to replace that with an equivalent amount of benjamin daddies. My guess is she'll be sorta UTR and just post ad hoc to keep the budget balanced.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/saucy-aussie-sexy-woman-from-australia/8965779[/URL][/QUOTE]Are her tits natural or enhanced? I can't really tell from the pics. Thanks!

A small handful. Appropriately soft for her age so don't expect some youthful Jordin titties.

[QUOTE=Jactionville;3048564]Are her tits natural or enhanced? I can't really tell from the pics. Thanks![/QUOTE]

Lola Marie black girl in jax on the south side. Waited almost a hour for her to arrive. Her pictures are misleading a little bit. She has a really small frame dirty feet and used uber. I almost turned her away. She definitely surprised me. Oral amazing! Took a nice pounding. She didn't shave but very clean. She made it very well worth the wait and roses. I rate her a 8 out of 10. I wouldn't mind seeing her again.

The short girl is posting again. I'd TOFTT but I can't do outcalls and she seems to be outcall only. Anyone go for it?

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Hey guy's, who's had the pleasure of this young ladies company? I just love redheads, real or not, this one has that particular look that says cum fuck me! Anyone? JD.

Kind of fell on this one by accident. Now it has history.

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Lots of Phone numbers.

[QUOTE=JauntyPlow;3048432]So I searched for this one on the site, Used the phone numbers and pictures for searches. Not a whole lot of info. So I thought I would TOFTT. But not really.

Has two numbers in the ads, So texting the local 904#, answered and hour later discussed details. Doesn't know any of the lingo and gives way too much information. Flag1.

Agree on a Hamilton and Jackson for Headache relief. That came down from the speed limit (Sammy Hagar can't drive) - Flag2.

Then tells me the phone is not hers. Someone keeps telling me to go see her, she is all alone. Waiting on me, getting ready. Flag3.

Find out I am supposed to ask for Molly. Maybe that was even a bigger clue, not sure. I was going to venture out, if this was the real situation or not. Staying off of Wells in OP. Pick up some snacks thinking she is all alone. Get to the place, knock once. No answer. Knock twice. No answer. Knock third time, take a step to start walking off, door opens. She says she was sleeping. But there is another girl in the room. Place is a total disaster, smells horrid, step in and hand her the snacks, politely say that I am unable to stay and she mumbles something about money. I say I didn't bring it up with me. Excuse myself and leave quickly.

This one, the pictures are not her. One hit showed some babe in another state.

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This one is closer, but so badly damaged, hard to tell. She may even be a little slow or deaf.

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[QUOTE=JauntyPlow;3049491]Kind of fell on this one by accident. Now it has history.

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Lots of Phone numbers.[/QUOTE]That's Brandi. I think she also when by Barbii too. She was part of the Youngerman circle of hookers. Most if not all went down hill fast and are not around much. She is one I didn't go see. Too many lies in her ads. She claim to have double Ds in her ads but she was reviewed and that was bs. Then she claim to have a big booty. Another lie used in her ads. You can tell by her pics that non of that is the truth. Too much bs for me to waste my time to find out.

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[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was deleted because it was a report regarding an individual who was [u]arrested[/u] / [u]charged[/u] / [u]awaiting trial[/u] / [u]convicted[/u] / [u]awaiting sentencing[/u] / [u]incarcerated[/u] / [u]released[/u] / [u]on probation[/u] for engaging in commercial sex activities or any other non-violent crime.

I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea: Posting the names, mugshots, case status, incarceration status and/or the release dates of people who have been arrested for engaging in commercial sex activities is really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names, mugshots, case status, incarceration status, or release dates.

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Someone upset. Or just trying to protect the mongers. I had to look that one up.

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I know that others have already given their reviews of Jackie aka mouth goddess. I had a wonderful date with her last week. She was easy to get in touch with. She was clean, fun, sexy, good conversationalist. Bob length brunette hair, beautiful breasts, nice tattoos, she danced a bit, strip tease, incredible BBBJCIM. Dining at the why was delightful, mostly shaved, clean, no odor or unusual taste. I hate writing these details because she is really nice, more like a girlfriend experience. I had the pleasure of taking her to breakfast afterwards and she looked classy in a dress. BJ was like a porn star though- almost crazy how she sucks and dt, s. Mid 30's with medium build and a great personality. Treat her right.

ILUV Bigboobs.

[QUOTE=JauntyPlow;3049598]Someone upset. Or just trying to protect the mongers. I had to look that one up.

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I think I should have listened to prior reviews. Rules, rules, rules, rules. And for what.

So I had this dream. Dream of this beautiful upscale college cutie. PaytonJ.

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Now in this dream, I had texted and gotten flat responses. Finally one day, got a text in the AM that she was available. I had to go later in the day, and she said I was her first one all day (Hmm.) We settled on a mariocoin selection of. 7 even hh (which she claims is way below her standard of ONE2 OH or ONE5 OH, and says things are way cheaper here than in the Sooners state). Show up at the appropriate place, all while playfully texting along the way. Lets me in, and I see a beautiful woman before me, not quite the pictures on her ad, but still a looker. I had read she had the burn on her chest, and there was a bandage covering something. She talks a little bit, tells me to put the mariocoin collection on the cabinet. But then tells me to pick it up and show her how shiny and complete that mariocoin collection is.

Still dreaming, we get into a state of undress. She has me lay on my back while she attends to Krull. She says I can touch everywhere except no FIV (RULES). She has an amazing ability but then has to be told to attend all the friends accompanying Krull. After that request, there was some teeth that started to be used that started to feel not as it was before. She says she is ready (Rushing RULES) and will only go Mish. She puts Krulls hat on with her skills. She then gets into position and guides me in. Now I this point in my dream, I am thinking, that feels great but not snug. Oh well. I start doing some slow moves, and she is trying to get me to go faster, I do that for a short time, then want to enjoy my time. Pull her legs up and she tells she cannot take it deep. (RULES) She wants one of her legs down. She is really trying to get me to go faster (RULES) and I am trying to enjoy myself. Finally I just started pounding it away and let Krull empty into the hat.

This dream ends as I get up to let Krull breath and by the time I do that, she is already dressed and ready to walk me out.

For lesser Mario currency, I might repeat. But all the RULES. Not at her Sooner donations. YMMV. Be safe, Monger on.