Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gulongitlog;5982346]Late report. Went to Newport Nuru to have a session with Wolfie. $. 4 total but she was requesting for a bit more. It was a nice b2 b nuru. The ending was a bit mechanical for me but still an overall good experience. She's not as hot as what people are suggesting but to each their own. Imo, Novia was way hotter. I'd give her a 6/10 looks wise. But that's still okay in my book. Julie OC would be like an 8/10 for me.

Any suggestions for affordable Russian? If possible tfbj finish? Ty.[/QUOTE]Is Novia still around?

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;5979194]Booked an appointment with Andie at Bamboo right after lunch. Big mistake! Got there, paid fee and felt like taking a crap. Went to the bathroom and it hit me, fuck, someone warned about no toilet seat at bamboo. Got to dump a load but it's not going to happen with no seat. Went out, told Andie to wait and I'll be right back. Ran downstairs passed Grace told her I needed to use the bathroom. Got in the restroom, and fuck, remembered somebody warned me about no paper at SH. Only a few pieces left on the roll; but had to go so I bombed the place. Hope no one heard me from the outside. Opened the door; girls and a customer stood right outside waiting. I walked passed them and said, don't go in there.

Back upstairs Andie gave an excellent massage, but I felt bad when she teased my asshole with her firearm and hands because I knew I wasn't clean. A bit uncomfortable too because I needed a second round of dumping.[/QUOTE]Ya see boys and girls, this is what you get when you frequent bottom dweller shops based on the lowest price: Grannies, dirty facilities and sharing the girls with dudes that don't have the decency to bath before mongering.

Save up your pennies and spend a bit more on better shops. Find a shop that you like and a girl you can become a regular customer of and for the love of God wash yourself before heading out. Don't be a slob!

[QUOTE=FlipOnOver;5982459]Ya see boys and girls, this is what you get when you frequent bottom dweller shops based on the lowest price: Grannies, dirty facilities and sharing the girls with dudes that don't have the decency to bath before mongering.

Save up your pennies and spend a bit more on better shops. Find a shop that you like and a girl you can become a regular customer of and for the love of God wash yourself before heading out. Don't be a slob![/QUOTE]Wow, spicycurry got called a bottom dweller and a slob that doesn't have any decency.

Obviously FlipOnOver is an upscale whoremonger that only pays for sex in upscale establishments that serve Grey Poupon!

[QUOTE=FlipOnOver;5982459]Ya see boys and girls, this is what you get when you frequent bottom dweller shops based on the lowest price: Grannies, dirty facilities and sharing the girls with dudes that don't have the decency to bath before mongering.

Save up your pennies and spend a bit more on better shops. Find a shop that you like and a girl you can become a regular customer of and for the love of God wash yourself before heading out. Don't be a slob![/QUOTE]Amen brother. I think we (almost) all respect these girls and try to treat them right.

I wouldn't call BW or SH bottom dweller shops full of grannies though.

One tip for anyone in this situation. There is a Kentucky Chicken across the street and a market across from that. And they probably have toilet paper. Or just carry a roll in your car under the seat for such emergencies.

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[QUOTE=FlipOnOver;5982459]Ya see boys and girls, this is what you get when you frequent bottom dweller shops based on the lowest price: Grannies, dirty facilities and sharing the girls with dudes that don't have the decency to bath before mongering.

Save up your pennies and spend a bit more on better shops. Find a shop that you like and a girl you can become a regular customer of and for the love of God wash yourself before heading out. Don't be a slob![/QUOTE]I cleaned up real well when I got home, so all's good.

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;5982706]I cleaned up real well when I got home, so all's good.[/QUOTE]Amazing! 😳.

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;5982706]I cleaned up real well when I got home, so all's good.[/QUOTE]No, when you get to the mp go to the head and wash your ass in the sink. Your ass should reach the sink. Your provider will appreciate that and you might get a little tongue action if ya lucky.

[QUOTE=KammyMike;5982077]5*, bw, sh, f&c.[/QUOTE]Is it on Bolsa or Westminster Boulevard?

[QUOTE=Caribe;5982860]Amazing! 😳.[/QUOTE]Thank you.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5982904]Is it on Bolsa or Westminster Boulevard?[/QUOTE]Warner Blvd has two of the happiest places for bbw seekers.

[QUOTE=JustinAlias;5979906] In that spirit, Laura and Emily at True Care are worth a visit. Service and looks are similar to the Bali girls at the same price point.[/QUOTE]I had just been to True Care on Edinger for the first time earlier this week, after hearing that Cindy from my happy feet splashed down there. Didn't see her, just 3 middle aged plump Chinese women in the lobby. Linda walked me to the room with her arm around me, so I had no doubt that extras were offered. Hard walls but just a curtain for a door, not bad privacy. Paid 40 for 60 minutes. 15 minute back massage, average quality. On the flip asked if I wanted HJ and agreed on 50, and she didn't ask for money up front, make me swing my boner over to get my wallet. I do appreciate that. HJ was not bad, slow enough with a decent tease. Allowed full under the shirt access to her B cups. Liked her attitude, seemed like a nice girl. Which was a smart move, being a 45 year old plain jane. Might or might not repeat, as I already have several regular haunts, and as I was dressing, all she did to prep the room for the next monger was to smooth out the bottom sheet and refold the top sheet. The one I squeezed the last of the goop out of my pecker onto. But hey, I've probably laid in worse shit at one point or another in my derelict life.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5982904]Is it on Bolsa or Westminster Boulevard?[/QUOTE]Bolsa, what is bw and sh does not do FS per my knowledge.

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5983084]I had just been to True Care on Edinger for the first time earlier this week, after hearing that Cindy from my happy feet splashed down there. Didn't see her, just 3 middle aged plump Chinese women in the lobby. Linda walked me to the room with her arm around me, so I had no doubt that extras were offered. Hard walls but just a curtain for a door, not bad privacy. Paid 40 for 60 minutes. 15 minute back massage, average quality. On the flip asked if I wanted HJ and agreed on 50, and she didn't ask for money up front, make me swing my boner over to get my wallet. I do appreciate that. HJ was not bad, slow enough with a decent tease. Allowed full under the shirt access to her B cups. Liked her attitude, seemed like a nice girl. Which was a smart move, being a 45 year old plain jane. Might or might not repeat, as I already have several regular haunts, and as I was dressing, all she did to prep the room for the next monger was to smooth out the bottom sheet and refold the top sheet. The one I squeezed the last of the goop out of my pecker onto. But hey, I've probably laid in worse shit at one point or another in my derelict life.[/QUOTE]I went to the same place and had the same girl. I felt much more positive about her and the experience.

The place seemed cleaner and more modern than BW / SH. She gave full access top / bottom (for 60). I thought she was more like 35. Not only did she look younger, but her ass was firm and strong in a way that some of the girls in the more familiar places is not (those others more soft and jello like). After the face-down, and the dick-up portions of the show, she continued to give a really good massage which actually made me fall asleep which I never do in the BW-SW funplex. Afterward, she completely discarded the "sheet" which was kind of a lacy fabric, and pull out of a roll and put a brand new roll on for the next monger. She walked me out holding my hand. I got a bottle of water rather than the cup of water at the other two places (is that actual spring water, or did they just refil a bottle from the tap in those places)? Also parking was much better than BW / SH (150 cars trying to fit into 100 spaces).

I would say that the face-down massage was not as good as SH or BW, but better than Air or Top10/ Tiffany. She did the negotiation-at-the-table shit, but they do that BW, Harbor, Air, etc.

A reliable old timer here has mentioned that some of the other girls there are even better.

[QUOTE=Slammer6008;5982904]Is it on Bolsa or Westminster Boulevard?[/QUOTE]3 of the 4 of those are on Westminster. Which has a dozen more places too.