Massage Parlor Reports

The prices were a bit ridiculous but I guess that's all of LA now but it wasn't so bad. Had Danielle. She is a little plump but good looking. Did not even pretend to massage CBJ and CFS for 150. While walking out saw this other girl who was hot. Need to figure out who that was for next time.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6096253]This place is the worst kept secret on the westside. On the second floor of a strip mall with, inexplicably, an h salt fish and chips and a little Caesar's pizza. Some people use this address a post office drop box too.

Up on the second floor, on load bearing jointed floors are some of the fattest, meanest and as miserable as the shift change supervisor at Abu Ghreib prison massage girls you will ever find.

The system is easy to follow. You call first. You are let in by this security buzzer out of get smart. You pay for the half hour. There may be other options like 45 minutes or 48 hours, but those are as useless as the dosing size cap on Nyquil anyone who takes Nyquil out of that cup probably puts the seat down in the Goldfinger shitter.

You pay the 30 min and each room has a shower that has not been used since the advent of the wheel.

You lay down. A latina who averages 4000 calories a day with 400 grams of carbs in the mix comes in. She massages you for exactly the time it takes Kershaw to get another back injury, and then you fuck her. It is about as fun as watching Le bron go over the finer points of Milton's paradise lost..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Murrican;6106462]I avoid busy times because I find different places have different levels of discretion in how they handle customers encountering each other. I hate coming up on some other customer.

I still remember another customer who handled it so well. I silently appreciated it. It was at goldfinger, and I was being walked out to the lobby while he was waiting there. Bad move goldfinger . He stood up and faced the wall. As if to say "fine, if the parlor won't give us privacy and discretion, I'll give it to both of us. ".

Class move.[/QUOTE]Well if nothing else at least that has never been an issue for me going weeknights. The few times I've even heard others walking in I never had to come face to face with them or horror of horrors sit in a waiting room with another client.

I have forsworn myself by going back to Goldfinger again and again. I have suffered a girl holding me in the flight pattern while she finishes off some baby boomer. I have had a girl leave with my rod touching the moon to attend a staff meeting. I have had a girl rip a fart that nearly stopped the electromagnetic effect. I have paid 150 to finger a fucken girl with a Bush that looked like Afghanistan on a map.

Well, this may have done it. I had an early morning visit to Goldfinger. By the way, this probably is the best time to go, the vibe is much more simpatico and the girls are using less ben gay on their forearms and rotator cuffs.

I get to see Angela. I pay for the hour.

She knows not to use much lotion and to devote attention to my crack for at least five minutes. She has towels ready so I can turn over at my own speed.

When I turn over she sits across from me and simply tugs on my dongle for at least 20 minutes. But this time, she had a challenge.

First off, the a / c there must be running on fucken renewables as it is hot in those rooms.

Second, I was not stressed out from a day at the vons fish counter, so I was not all wound up.

Third, I am kind of bored of her because she does not take off.

But, and this is going to be a major problem, about 5 minutes into the dick work, a monger walks in and the ringy dingy goes on. He is greeted by vanessa and she asks him if he wants half hour or hour and whether he wants a concentration in fixed income to balance out his exposure to international stock mutual funds. Well, this fucker pulls one of the most hideous acts since the mavs brought over wood, that mother fucken no defense tunnel vision shit, to work with luka.

He says, and I am quoting. I have to go pee pee. Vanessa, who could handle seal team six said. What? And the monger, now this is at 11 am mind you, when unless he just got up, must have relieved himself very recently, says again " I have make pee" - but for the fact that I would have had to walk on a tripod to rip this asshole's manhood off, I held back. I did not ask who gave the order. I said, this is the business we are in. But for real, can you say "can I use the restroom" or "is there a bathroom" - I mean use some moxy here.

Anyhow, it literally took all I had to nut until I could tell Angela was about to sweat a pint.

I am not going back.

But by the way, Angela is great with the mic.

[QUOTE=BennyRava;6107441]Well if nothing else at least that has never been an issue for me going weeknights. The few times I've even heard others walking in I never had to come face to face with them or horror of horrors sit in a waiting room with another client.[/QUOTE]Goldfinger would do much better if they allowed mongers in on that side door. There is a bell that rings inside and some tech pokes her head out. However, regardless of ingress issues, the egress should be always out that side door. It drops you into the middle of little Tehran and assuming there is no active suppression of enemy air defenses (SEAD) operation being conducted by the IDF (see operation mole cricket 19), you should be safe and not have to run into other mongers.

[QUOTE=DGoodLife;6086835]Nope not sketchy at all. I have seen Bianca, Natalie, Keely. I did not do the milking table thing because I think its a gimmick not worth it. They have 2 places one in NH / SC and one by Dodger Stadium, girls rotate. As far as Bianca, I wrote a report on another platform but she is bikini model hot fit. And on he 2nd time will offer FS. As far as natalie she is like sensual dirty talker, her body is fuller not sure how far she will go since opted for standard finish,. Keely is GND cut slim body and will do CBJ and let you do daty. All extras are upcharge though. So the 2. 0 is only for a HJ finish so kinda expensive but you are paying for hot young girls. Not a cheap charlie kinda place. So legit absolutely, worth it YMMV depending on your price sensitivity.[/QUOTE]Have you heard anything about Aleja? She has some TER reviews, but I suspect most of TER reviews are fake.

[QUOTE=RogerAlison;6111899]Have you heard anything about Aleja? She has some TER reviews, but I suspect most of TER reviews are fake.[/QUOTE]No have not tried her yet. I have been going down to tJ recently so I've limited my play in so cal.

DGL.

Mary / Jenny is thirsty AF. Seen her once a month or more ago and then this week texts offering discounts. Tall Chinese GILF pushing 60 and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional.

Santa Monica Massage.

1xx53 Santa Monica Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 9xx25.

(626)xxxx757.

[QUOTE=LC310;6113843]Mary / Jenny is thirsty AF. Seen her once a month or more ago and then this week texts offering discounts. Tall Chinese GILF pushing 60 and is a three hole cum dumpster. Condoms optional..[/QUOTE]Mary / Jenny is the quintessential explanation of the term beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some mongers put her down at 31-35 in age. While I find the whole idea of intercourse with her to be awful, maybe you can find out if she has any other girls there?

Hi all I'm visiting your fine city and am looking for a FS spot. With hopefully younger girls rather than older workers. I would prefer something east of LA as I'm staying in the Alhambra area. I've tried to do a few searches on places near here but Jun massage, AA health, etc are geting caught on massage and health instead of the whole search term. Can anyone make recommendations. Also let me know if I should expect covered or if bb is optional. I'm happy to return the favor if you're ever in north florida, the bay area, or vegas.

[QUOTE=ClosetPervert9;6113988]Hi all I'm visiting your fine city and am looking for a FS spot. With hopefully younger girls rather than older workers. I would prefer something east of LA as I'm staying in the Alhambra area. I've tried to do a few searches on places near here but Jun massage, AA health, etc are geting caught on massage and health instead of the whole search term. Can anyone make recommendations. Also let me know if I should expect covered or if bb is optional. I'm happy to return the favor if you're ever in north florida, the bay area, or vegas.[/QUOTE]Check the San Gabriel Valley section. You'll likely get better / more recommendations there.

[QUOTE=Iggle20;6114109]Check the San Gabriel Valley section. You'll likely get better / more recommendations there.[/QUOTE]Thank you! Out of towners don't know shit about valleys!

Had a nice session with a fairly young hotty.

[URL]https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/la-mirada/22559261.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=PhineasPhreak;6116534]Had a nice session with a fairly young hotty.

[URL]https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/la-mirada/22559261.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Photos inaccurate, right?

The girl I had looked similar. Her name was Nana, she is fairly young probably 20 something, nice body very gorgeous. She did a nice body 2 body massage, gently rubbing her cute natural B's onto mine. Then some head and cfs. Very nice session.

[QUOTE=ClosetPervert9;6116842]Photos inaccurate, right?[/QUOTE]Read the opinion by Judge Cannon. Then ask if what is being told to you is accurate. The photos are fake.

In BBk.

Bella, blonde, early 30's, great body, solid c cups. Will get topless and her tits are perfect handfuls. Fun and friendly.

Coco, skinny, tall, great body, mostly soft touch massage (nothing too hard) and cut the time short a bit as she asked me to flip after about 20 mins into the hour. Seems innocent but she's wicked sexy and the tight sundress showed off her beautiful slim figure.

Maggie. Only works Saturday, early / mid 40's, thick body, great massage, thorough--hard pressure with a lot of teasing throughout. She has a great technique where she'd wiggle her finger on my nuts while digger her elbows into my shoulders.

Cindy, late 30's thick, great massage, might offer prostate.

There seems to be a new girl each time I'm there, and I'll call the next day (or later) to ask for their name. I'll keep reporting. $60 hr +$80.

It seems that the AMP close around 9 pm. Anyone know of any action open to maybe midnight or later?

All I could find was Carson by Vermont possibly open to 11 pm but another ad said 9 again.

Anyways thanks from an out of towner arriving, obviously, past everyone's bedtime.

Anyone ever heard of an MP taking down its listings / review on Rubmaps?

Guess which place is gone.

Anybody know what she's doing now? She was one of my favorites.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6122131]Anyone ever heard of an MP taking down its listings / review on Rubmaps?

Guess which place is gone.[/QUOTE]For sure. MP owners can request removal of their shop from the RM listings. MAYBE, nah. PROBABLY they pay for the privilege which is to be expected in this genteel industry. Sometimes the deleted listing is added back by mongers who feel the desperate need to write a new review. There is no resistance to adding a deleted listing back. I have done it without doing a review. Only a comment that the deleted MP is still open. 2 months later there's a dozen new reviews, though the old ones are lost. Adds credence that owners are paying to delete listings since they apparently don't want to pay again each time the listing is added back by a member.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6122131]Anyone ever heard of an MP taking down its listings / review on Rubmaps?

Guess which place is gone.[/QUOTE]If you mean the finger, at least their Yelp page and professional Wix site are still up.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;6126009]For sure. MP owners can request removal of their shop from the RM listings. MAYBE, nah. PROBABLY they pay for the privilege which is to be expected in this genteel industry. Sometimes the deleted listing is added back by mongers who feel the desperate need to write a new review. There is no resistance to adding a deleted listing back. I have done it without doing a review. Only a comment that the deleted MP is still open. 2 months later there's a dozen new reviews, though the old ones are lost. Adds credence that owners are paying to delete listings since they apparently don't want to pay again each time the listing is added back by a member.[/QUOTE]Does customer service at RM actually respond? I guess I agree with you, this place had over 50 reviews and now it is the fucken black hole.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6126136]Does customer service at RM actually respond? I guess I agree with you, this place had over 50 reviews and now it is the fucken black hole.[/QUOTE]I tried to add a parlor but my listing was rejected by a notice stating that an AMP with the same phone number had requested not to have its info posted. The case in point was Aroma Massage on Santa Monica Blvd.

[QUOTE=TempletonRat;6126113]If you mean the finger, at least their Yelp page and professional Wix site are still up.[/QUOTE]Last I checked you could not review Vanessa's blow jobs on those sites.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6126136]Does customer service at RM actually respond? I guess I agree with you, this place had over 50 reviews and now it is the fucken black hole.[/QUOTE]You can add the listing and information back today along with your 51st review -- and cause the owner to tear all her hair out in frustration.

[QUOTE=TheCamel;6128560]You can add the listing and information back today along with your 51st review -- and cause the owner to tear all her hair out in frustration.[/QUOTE]I think the owner is a dude.

Have seen Mary multiple times and usually it's great. I always have access to all holes. But last time I went she wouldn't let me in the chocolate slide. She said she didn't "prepare " that day so it wasn't open for business. I got BJ and and pounded the puss but I was disappointed I was looking forward to pounding ass. Has. Anybody had this experience or Only me?

Also what is a good day or time to go see her at the new spot? I don't want to see any other girl but her. Any advice.

Hello Brothers. PM me if anyone is in need of Cialis. 10 mg I have an abundance.

[QUOTE=OrangeGoku;6130085]Have seen Mary multiple times and usually it's great. I always have access to all holes. But last time I went she wouldn't let me in the chocolate slide. She said she didn't "prepare " that day so it wasn't open for business. I got BJ and and pounded the puss but I was disappointed I was looking forward to pounding ass. Has. Anybody had this experience or Only me?

Also what is a good day or time to go see her at the new spot? I don't want to see any other girl but her. Any advice.[/QUOTE]Not just you. I saw another recent report of the back door being locked. She's a senior citizen so maybe problems in the GI track or maybe she's prolapsed. My guess is she did you a favor.

[QUOTE=OrangeGoku;6130085]Have seen Mary multiple times and usually it's great. I always have access to all holes. But last time I went she wouldn't let me in the chocolate slide. She said she didn't "prepare " that day so it wasn't open for business. I got BJ and and pounded the puss but I was disappointed I was looking forward to pounding ass. Has. Anybody had this experience or Only me?

Also what is a good day or time to go see her at the new spot? I don't want to see any other girl but her. Any advice.[/QUOTE]I saw Mary during the most shut down hard days of the pandemic. I was stunned that you guys actually could fuck this carbuncle of the ostensible distaff gender. I got a handjob and got the hell out. On the way out, I did quench my sorrow on that sushi in the corner pad. Very tasty.

I assume she no longer does ass sex due to a bad case of Zachary's and is attempting to make her backside a little prettier.

As for the new spot, it is all Mary / jenny all the time.

[QUOTE=SeanKonnery;6130200]Hello Brothers. PM me if anyone is in need of Cialis. 10 mg I have an abundance.[/QUOTE]Does that do anything for stamina?

Surprised to find a white girl in the lineup at 8155. Sounds like she's been there a while so might just be my oversight. Wasn't my favorite session but could be I was a little desensitized from too much manual labor so to speak, but if you're looking for a white girl at an AMP she was definitely cute.

[QUOTE=GileAders;6117053]It seems that the AMP close around 9 pm. Anyone know of any action open to maybe midnight or later?

All I could find was Carson by Vermont possibly open to 11 pm but another ad said 9 again.

Anyways thanks from an out of towner arriving, obviously, past everyone's bedtime.[/QUOTE]Theres a place in OC called VIP Skin Care Day Spa they are open til midnight.

121XX Beach Blvd, Stanton, CA 9068X. Try to find their bedpage post for their correct phone # to make an appt. Its an Asian place where the girl enters your room wearing lingerie and fuck me heels. Interesting place not unlike the former Miss Saigon, not quite as good but you must try it while it lasts otherwise you miss out. Remember all those incredible OC places in the past: Bedazzled, Happy Tan, United Chiropractic, Animal Hospital, so many amazing places with incredibly sexy women.

[QUOTE=SammyGlick;6131671]Surprised to find a white girl in the lineup at 8155. Sounds like she's been there a while so might just be my oversight. Wasn't my favorite session but could be I was a little desensitized from too much manual labor so to speak, but if you're looking for a white girl at an AMP she was definitely cute.[/QUOTE]I've found that white girls at AMPs are very paranoid not to get busted and many times they act shy or have a shit attitude.

That can be front of her trying to figure if your le or just a dude looking for a tug?

Encountered this many times and went back to white girl and she now knows your not le and she opens up to a appealing menu?

But, as always YMMV.

[QUOTE=OrangeGoku;6130085]Have seen Mary multiple times and usually it's great. I always have access to all holes. But last time I went she wouldn't let me in the chocolate slide. She said she didn't "prepare " that day so it wasn't open for business. I got BJ and and pounded the puss but I was disappointed I was looking forward to pounding ass. Has. Anybody had this experience or Only me?

Also what is a good day or time to go see her at the new spot? I don't want to see any other girl but her. Any advice.[/QUOTE]I have not tried "Mary" she sounds older.

Not long ago I met a gal who is reachable thru this ad. Mature but decent 45 yr old works with a mid 20's girl off this post. She sometimes works out of a spa in the city of GuadaLaMirada in the Home Depot center.

Other times she works in a hotel. But she does provide that rarity, fucking in the ass. She actually seems to like it, she moans and she pushed back against me so I can drive it in deeper. The best part is when I cum, I stick my dick deep inside while I cum into the trojan and hold it in. Feels so damn good.

[QUOTE=Stickens;6131541]Does that do anything for stamina?[/QUOTE]It's actually an effective pre-workout supplement. Athletes even use it. Tadalafil (Cialis) is capable of relaxing blood vessels and increasing blood flow in effect, which enhances overall energy. So to answer your question yes. Viagra (sildenafil) does not provide stamina. But Tadalafil (Cialis) does.

[QUOTE=SeanKonnery;6133471]It's actually an effective pre-workout supplement. Athletes even use it. Tadalafil (Cialis) is capable of relaxing blood vessels and increasing blood flow in effect, which enhances overall energy. So to answer your question yes. Viagra (sildenafil) does not provide stamina. But Tadalafil (Cialis) does.[/QUOTE]My small dose of Cialis seems to last 2 days, sometimes longer.

[QUOTE=BigErection;6133211]I have not tried "Mary" she sounds older.

Not long ago I met a gal who is reachable thru this ad. Mature but decent 45 yr old works with a mid 20's girl off this post. She sometimes works out of a spa in the city of GuadaLaMirada in the Home Depot center.

Other times she works in a hotel. But she does provide that rarity, fucking in the ass. She actually seems to like it, she moans and she pushed back against me so I can drive it in deeper. The best part is when I cum, I stick my dick deep inside while I cum into the trojan and hold it in. Feels so damn good.[/QUOTE][URL]https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/garden-grove-incall/22556130.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=PropLA;6117049]In BBk.

Bella, blonde, early 30's, great body, solid c cups. Will get topless and her tits are perfect handfuls. Fun and friendly.

Coco, skinny, tall, great body, mostly soft touch massage (nothing too hard) and cut the time short a bit as she asked me to flip after about 20 mins into the hour. Seems innocent but she's wicked sexy and the tight sundress showed off her beautiful slim figure.

Maggie. Only works Saturday, early / mid 40's, thick body, great massage, thorough--hard pressure with a lot of teasing throughout. She has a great technique where she'd wiggle her finger on my nuts while digger her elbows into my shoulders.

Cindy, late 30's thick, great massage, might offer prostate.


There seems to be a new girl each time I'm there, and I'll call the next day (or later) to ask for their name. I'll keep reporting. $60 hr +$80.[/QUOTE]Does the 80 tip get you more than an HE; covered BJ, anything else? I hope yo are not overpaying.

[QUOTE=ShunkLeesh;6133534]My small dose of Cialis seems to last 2 days, sometimes longer.[/QUOTE]What mg you take?