Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BobbyHorner;2342984]What is TER? IS there any area in town I could start looking for her?[/QUOTE]The Erotic Review

[QUOTE=Rebelest;2344300]The Erotic Review[/QUOTE]Thank you.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lookin-for-ultimate-pleasure-and-relaxation-look-no-more/12197500[/URL]

Now normally I wouldn't even report on an experience this bad, but since this service was listed under the body rub section, I feel it is my obligated duty to explain to the board exactly what you are getting if you decide to try this one out.

So what constitutes a good body rub? Well to some guys, any body rub that offers the promise of some BBBJ, some CIM, and some facials, and a happy ending sounds like a good idea, but not so fast.

There is a huge difference between a happy ending and an ending. What I got from this individual was just an ending that was far more mechanical than inspired.

And in all honesty, this person belongs under the Backpage escort section instead of the body rub section, and even then it still wouldn't be anywhere close to the top ten. Well let me re-phrase that. It really belongs on the Streetwalker section on here.

Because when it comes to body rubs or anything even remotely resembling a massage, it was like "Mr. Roboto" from the old Styx song rubbing its cold, disinterested hands across my chest.

And although I did eventually SCORE the old fashioned way, it was so perfunctory that it felt like cuddling with Mr. Spock.

The price is over $100, but why bother? I am writing this review to save you that money – severely overpriced and poorly categorized.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-you-have-to-do-is-sit-back-and-relax-and-ill-take-care-of-the-rest/11722083[/URL]

I have had nothing but bad luck with the body rub section of BP as of late. I also tried to hook up with this lady for a body rub, but this turned out to be a dud as well.

Everything looked promising at first. But after hearing her not so enticing voice on the phone, I was slightly concerned but still interested in going through with it.

So I showed up downtown by the old, eerie, I-55, Memphis, Arkansas bridge at a crappy Super 8 Motel that looked just about as rundown as the antediluvian bridge that it sits by.

I sat there for seconds that turned into minutes and minutes that turned into an hour, as I watched numerous shady characters dillydallying around in and out of the motel. For a minute, I actually wished that I were back at the old Budget Motel on Sycamore View.

Nevertheless, she stood me up, because she apparently thought that I was LEO, because I insisted on knowing which room number I was going to before I exited the safety of my vehicle.

Sorry Charlie, but I always get the room number before I leave my vehicle in a motel situation, because if I have to navigate through 2 or more thugs just to get there, at this point in my life, I will balk at the deal and look elsewhere.

But this time, luckily she balked on me before I could balk on her!

[QUOTE=SensualMan;2343525]Bobby,

Cruise the Orange Mound area in Memphis. You should find what you're looking for there.[/QUOTE]That's cruel. You won't find her there! Tammy used to post on this board and was one of the top escorts in Memphis. I saw and photographed her a lot. It's been over four years since I saw her. I contacted her last year and she said no photos. So I didn't see her which was too bad because I always enjoyed my time with her. Here is a link to one of her web pages. Almost all of the photos on the site are mine. Here are some shots that are on her page. BTW, they were all taken with a point and shoot camera, a Canon Power Shot. [URL]http://iwantasd62.wix.com/tammy/contact[/URL]#!

Can someone remind me of Tokyo's rates? It's been a long time since I've been there, but had some good experiences and I miss it. Would like to make it back that way soon.

[QUOTE=BossHawg;2345027][URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-you-have-to-do-is-sit-back-and-relax-and-ill-take-care-of-the-rest/11722083[/URL]

I have had nothing but bad luck with the body rub section of BP as of late. I also tried to hook up with this lady for a body rub, but this turned out to be a dud as well.

Everything looked promising at first. But after hearing her not so enticing voice on the phone, I was slightly concerned but still interested in going through with it.

So I showed up downtown by the old, eerie, I-55, Memphis, Arkansas bridge at a crappy Super 8 Motel that looked just about as rundown as the antediluvian bridge that it sits by.

I sat there for seconds that turned into minutes and minutes that turned into an hour, as I watched numerous shady characters dillydallying around in and out of the motel. For a minute, I actually wished that I were back at the old Budget Motel on Sycamore View.

Nevertheless, she stood me up, because she apparently thought that I was LEO, because I insisted on knowing which room number I was going to before I exited the safety of my vehicle.

Sorry Charlie, but I always get the room number before I leave my vehicle in a motel situation, because if I have to navigate through 2 or more thugs just to get there, at this point in my life, I will balk at the deal and look elsewhere.

But this time, luckily she balked on me before I could balk on her![/QUOTE]One of the worst around.

[QUOTE=JboneTN;2345543]One of the worst around.[/QUOTE]I myself was just about to pull the trigger on this one as well until she told me her location. I was in the area a couple of weeks ago and posted about going to JC. I have been wondering about her, glad someone posted something recent because it has crossed my mind about sampling next time I was in the area. I may just stay away and sample the $1 per minute gal. Anyone seen her in the past few days?

I'm Looking for a good provider for myself and at times my girl and I. Someone that I can use as a regular. Also, the ability to get 2 providers at the same time would be awesome. I have been doing a good bit of research, but you guys have always given great advice.

I have seen the advertisements for escape and the one called couples massage. I have seen some good reviews for escape, but nothing on the couples. I talked to the guy with the couples ad, and I scheduled an appointment to go visit for the next day. He said he would call around 11 am the next morning to finialize my visit, but he never called back.

So if any of you guys or gals have some information that would help, that would be great. Your welcome to PM me.

[QUOTE=SearchNTurf;2345526]Can someone remind me of Tokyo's rates? It's been a long time since I've been there, but had some good experiences and I miss it. Would like to make it back that way soon.[/QUOTE]Hour. 7, half hour. 5.

Has anyone met Tina in body rub on BP? No face, but she seems to have nice ass.

I visited here again and was just as impressed with the service, I know some of you guys arent into the massage parlor thing but I must say I will most likely visit again, I had a.

Gorgeous dark haired girl today that was quite friendly and somewhat talkative, unlike the last visit a tip was mentioned, but not pressed. I am pretty sure YMMV but so far I am.

Happy and hope this place stays around for a while.

I am curious. Has anyone received a massage from Lilly herself? Any feedback if you have? If not, any therapists recommended. I fully understand that YMMV, but information never hurts!

Went by Tokyo last week. I have been there a few times over the past couple of years, but quit when QSpa started offering better service. I never received any extras at Tokyo. Until last week. Hour massage with HE. Good experience and will probably repeat. I inquired to any other services and she said in broken english "yes for one million dollars. " I said maybe next time.

Does anyone have any experience with this one? If so, please PM or reply. I'm interested, but would like to know more. I did a search here and on Google, but couldn't find any reviews.

[quote][URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/my-candy-shop-is-extremely-hot-bring-your-lollipop/11526308[/URL]

My candy shop is extremely hot, bring your lollipop!

Posted: Tuesday, February 10,2015 3:18 PM.

NO BLACK MEN UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN TO ME BEFORE!

Consider this your personal invitation to receive pleasure and surrender to bliss in my tantalizing retreat. Surrender to my passionate world and let every cell pulsate with exquisite sensation. Allow your body to go where it have never been before. I will Certainly take you there. Come see what you have been missing.

Rest assure your senses will be highly aroused. You will be 100% satisfied when you leave.

Nuru massage /140.

If you ask anything inappropriate over text you will not get a response and you will be blacklisted. Just be Respectful!

Call me when your Ready to book 901-296-9999.

Princess .

• Location: Memphis, Cordova, TN.

• Post I'd: 11526308 memphis.[/quote]