Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jap Lover]Hi Guys,

Long time reader, first time poster. Not sure why it's taken me so long, though I guess I have always been a bit concerned about posting in a public forum. Note: until I recently read the "Abbreviations" section of the site, I thought RTFF meant "Return The F***ing Favor. " I guess that translation is applicable as well as the true meaning.

Having noticed the recent (and not so recent) closures in DC, decided to pay a visit to K Street (downstairs) not too long ago. Drew "BiBi. " Nice body, probably late 20s/early 30s. Other's have posted on her fantastic looks, so I won't go into detail there. Playful TS, though since it was my first time at the locale, I could tell she was a bit reserved. Back into the room. Very good massage, followed by a rim job, which I had never experienced before, but was quite good. This was followed by some Russian and then the final event.

All in all, very good. I hesitate to return though, given the recent posts about LE activity. It seems to have picked up. Any particular reason for this?[/QUOTE]

Not only is your handle insensitive and rude (as others have pointed out), but it is also completely stupid. If you are trying to indicate some special fondness for AMP girls, you are completely off the mark. As AMP lovers are aware, there is no such thing as a Japanese AMP girl. It's what we call an urban legend or urban myth. For better or worse, most AMP girls are K-girls. In some parts f the country you'll find one or two Thais, a sprinkling of Vietnamese, and more and more Chinese. But I challenge anyone to locate a true Japanese AMP girl.

Change that stupid handle!

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Ruffian]When she asked how old I was I told her I was 23 and than I asked for her age. She told me she was 27. LOL. I think she was lying about her age when she told me because she said all hesitantly "Twentyyyyyy- Seven?" It's all good though. I would'nt mind a provider in her 40s. =)[/QUOTE]

Dude, you said it was your 19th birthday last month... I'm not really one to judge but....

Why are you visiting these kind of places at such a young age? I mean, you're paying to bang girls old enough to be your mom. Some of them probably even have sons and daughters your age, if not older.

A friend of mine calls me and asked me for help with his computer, his family is on vacation, and gives me the perfect excuse to go out at night.

After fixing the computer (reconnect the router, and voip to a new modem, 5 min), I ask him to go with me to a strip club, so we went to the showcase theater, we spend some time/money, got a lap dance, and then I ask him if he liked the place, he liked the place/girls but was going back home hornier. So knowing that my friend goes to church, and we never this kind of stuff before, we talk about AMP, one in Beltsville and one in DC where you get a massage and a bj.

I called to make sure was open, it was the first time that I go to an AMP at 12:30 AM, so we went to 1818, and there was a lot of action there, we were sit in the couch and saw at least 5 girls walking in the hallway, mamasan comes back with Yuyu, she was probably early 30’s, very pretty face and nice body, trying to be a good host I tell him to go first, mamasan comes back with Pink, nice body, she told me later that was 26, the only turn down was her dental braces. We went to the room, no shower, deep massage, an 8.

She gave me a BBBJ, then put protection, lube, cow girl, and we flip over, Mish, DS, she was tight but I was concentrated in lasting, when she started complained, we went back to Mish because that’s how I come.

I really enjoyed visiting this place, last time I paid 1.6 and stayed about an hour, Pink told me that 1.5 for 45 min.

By the way, my friend was waiting outside with a very happy face; he thought was getting a BJ and got FS instead. I said “sorry for the miscommunication, HJ/BJ in BT in Beltsville and FS in 1818”. ;)

Leila is Turkish, not Hispanic. She's owned that place for clsoe 20 years. By "there before" she likely wanted to know if you had actually done more than sit in the waiting room, so to her you were lying about having been there. This isn't an AMP, where the MMS may change every few months, and you can get away saying you've been there.

She saves her best girls for her regulars, and they know better to call ahead and get her recommendations on when to come in. My guess is that you are persona non grata there now. You should have "RTTF" on the place, and you would have known better.

BTW, when the woman starts massaging you, expecting someone more attractive to magically appear is a bit unrealistic, lol.

[QUOTE=Big Papa123]Its been a while since I have posted but I figure this is post worthy.

So I've been really in the mood for a good time at an AMP but I was looking for something different. After reading this site I found a post about how a certain place H & H was non asian. I thought this sounded like what I needed so I decided to try it out.

First attempt: I rolled up there with a friend (didn't call) and we walked in, there was no one there so we sat down and waited for a bit. After about 10 minutes a little hispanic woman came out and started yelling at us about how there is nothing for us there and we needed to leave. So we did, hit up 14K and all was good. (first time at 14K btw, will go into more detail later on)

Second attempt: After about 2 weeks I decided to try it again (my friend was in vegas and had just went to one of the bunny ranches so I was jealous and wanted to do the same). This time I called, she asked me if I had been there before and I said yes and I made an appointment. I showed up for my apointment and she gave me a really hard time saying I had never been there before and all this other crap, I was very persistent in saying I had been there before and she eventually introduced me to a woman. This very chubby mid 40's woman. I didn't know what to think and since I had actually never been to this particular place before I figured she was probably just for the massage and then I would get someone else. So I went back to the room and took my shower and then did a light massage and she asked what I wanted, I said everything. She then proceeded to undress. I had to stop her immediately because I wasnt feeling it. I asked if I could possibly have another girl and she said she would check. She came back about 5 minutes later with the bad news. I declined to go further and left, I tried to pay for the shitty massage but the old woman wouldn't take my money.

So, I am wondering, what the F did I do wrong? I called, made an appointment, showed up on time (I was a little early, could that be it) and was greeted with a horrible attitude and a really bad experience. I have read on here how some people are having great experiences there. Can anyone give me some details on what I did wrong?

. . . .

Anyway, that is my update for the past months. If anyone can help me figure out the enigma that is H & H I would greatly appreciate it. PM's are welcome.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Solitaire One]Dude, you said it was your 19th birthday last month... I'm not really one to judge but....

Why are you visiting these kind of places at such a young age? I mean, you're paying to bang girls old enough to be your mom. Some of them probably even have sons and daughters your age, if not older.[/QUOTE]Yeah that was a post explaining my first time with an SW when I was 19 three years ago. I actually am 23 now. Everyone's got thier reasons to monger. I might just be a younger unexperienced guy who has bad luck with the ladies and is severely sexually deprived and frustrated. I wouldn't say thier old enough to be my Mom. You're talking late 40s-early 50s there. Than again some Asian women do look young well into thier middle ages.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Not only is your handle insensitive and rude (as others have pointed out), but it is also completely stupid. If you are trying to indicate some special fondness for AMP girls, you are completely off the mark. As AMP lovers are aware, there is no such thing as a Japanese AMP girl. It's what we call an urban legend or urban myth. For better or worse, most AMP girls are K-girls. In some parts f the country you'll find one or two Thais, a sprinkling of Vietnamese, and more and more Chinese. But I challenge anyone to locate a true Japanese AMP girl.

Change that stupid handle!

LexLuther[/QUOTE]I agree the handle is stupid. There was a girl that was half Japanese half Korean that worked at Alberto's in Baltimore back in the early 2000's. She went by the name Amy. Last I heard she went to Philly. There was/is a girl I think her name was Lilly who was Thai. She worked at M Spa 3rd floor.

I agree with Luther and I'm sure with everyone else who respects these ladies.

Change your handle immediately!

[QUOTE=Solitaire One]Dude, you said it was your 19th birthday last month... I'm not really one to judge but....

Why are you visiting these kind of places at such a young age? I mean, you're paying to bang girls old enough to be your mom. Some of them probably even have sons and daughters your age, if not older.[/QUOTE]

Smart kid, IMO. Cheaper than dating, less drama, and guaranteed results.

Went by 14 last nite. Lots of doormen for the bar above hanging out in
the stairwell. I don't know, just sort of turns me away. I'd like to stroll in
without running into anyone.

I am receiving a massage from a younger Korean girl who is not as refined (i.e. plastic surgery) as her older co-workers but has naturally large tits and has a natural prettiness about her. I am sure, though, that once age starts to affect her looks, she will resort to the knife like all other Korean girls. She seems to legitimately like me so on the flip, our conversation starts.

[b]Me:[/b] Can you blow me without the condom?
[b]KGirl:[/b] I can't...
[b]Me:[/b] I'll pay you more.
[b]KGirl:[/b] How much?
[b]Me:[/b] $100.
[b]KGirl:[/b] That's it?
[b]Me:[/b] $200?
[b]KGirl:[/b] I can't...
[b]Me:[/b] Come on...
[b]KGirl:[/b] Come next time. Then I'll do it.
[b]Me:[/b] You promise?
[b]KGirl:[/b] Yes. Come next week.
[b]Me:[/b] What if I just pay to stay longer?
[b]KGirl:[/b] No... Next week.
[b]Me:[/b] Fine.

So we do the motions and she's into it, with a lot of DFK which I'm almost sure she doesn't do with other guys. Afterwards...

[b]Me:[/b] You promise to blow me without condom next time, right?
[b]KGirl:[/b] Yeah...
[b]Me:[/b] How about I come back later tonight?
[b]KGirl:[/b] You're crazy.
[b]Me:[/b] You're gonna do it, though, right?
[b]KGirl:[/b] Yeah...

So I come back late that night and she declares me crazy. But she seems very happy to see me. Very open, if you will. I start to guide her head toward my crotch and she squeals in a fake manner. Finally, she starts giving me a BBBJ. Nothing special, but good enough. She busts out the condom for some sex.

[b]Me:[/b] Let's do it without the condom.
[b]KGirl:[/b] I can't...
[b]Me:[/b] Come on, I'll pay you more.
[b]KGirl:[/b] Why do you want to do everything now? So you can leave and never come back?
[b]Me:[/b] No, of course I'll come back.
[b]KGirl:[/b] How do I know that?
[b]Me:[/b] Want my phone number?
[b]KGirl:[/b] So you were planning to leave without giving me your number?
[b]Me:[/b] Okay, so let's do it without the condom.
[b]KGirl:[/b] No... I don't want to do anything though.
[b]Me:[/b] Fine, fine.

So I wrap up and insert and feign like I can't come and I keep begging her. She says no, no, no. I pull out and take off the condom and urge her for some BBFS. She still says no and says, "When I'm done with work. When we meet outside. " Well I try to spread her legs and she just turns onto her side and says she doesn't want to do anything. I give up, wrap up with a new condom and finish. She asks me, "You don't like having sex with me? " I reply, "I do, but I like it better without condom. " "What's the difference? " she asks. We exchange phone numbers.

A few days later, I visit her again to try my luck. Pretty much same story. She says we can do it when we meet outside. D'oh. A week later, I receive a call. She and her friend are coming out and going to head back home. But they want to stay with me for a couple of days. That's great for me.

Thanks to my king size bed, we're all sleeping in one bed. Unfortunately, a threesome is not to be. But after her friend has fallen asleep, KGirl is groping my body. I try to finger her but she just squirms away. I've had enough. I get up and pull her up, too. "What? " she says. "Let's go to the bathroom, " I say.

We head to the bathroom and after playing innocently some more as I try to feel her up and strip her, she finally gives in but does not want to do it in the bathroom. Instead, we go into the closet of all places. I'm about to insert when she says, "You're not gonna do anything? " "What do you mean? " I ask. "Condom, " she says. "No, " I say. I insert and start pounding away. I love younger girls because they are so naturally wet.

We move back into the bathroom and do it on the sink and on the toilet then finally on the ground. I ask if I can cum inside. She nods. I ask just to make sure. She still nods. So I explode my juices inside of her.

Unfortunately, that would be my only experience with her because of her friend who cockblocked me for the rest of their stay. Oh well. This girl is attached to me and calls everyday. She claims she will visit me soon. I hope so.

It was my last visit to a well-reviewed Korean girl. A complete knockout with a slamming body, beautiful face, and a very sweet personality. Unfortunately, she is notorious for not doing anything bare and always using a condom. Her looks and personality are enough for most men. After showering me off, she gives my dick a light kiss. A nice surprise, but wish there could be more. After the massage and I turn over, she starts rubbing her lower lip on my dick. I remain silent. She stops and asks why I'm not asking a certain question.

[b]Me:[/b] What?
[b]Her:[/b] You know... The one you always ask.
[b]Me:[/b] Oh... Why? You want to suck my dick without condom?
[b]Her:[/b] Nope! I was just wondering.
[b]Me:[/b] What! Why did you bring it up then? Come on... I'll pay you more.
[b]Her:[/b] Nope... I can't.
[b]Me:[/b] Dammit.

So I proceed to bang away at this superhot babe. Eventually, I ask her if I can cum on her face.

[b]Her:[/b] No.
[b]Me:[/b] Then where?
[b]Her:[/b] My chest.
[b]Me:[/b] That's it?
[b]Her:[/b] Okay, do it in my mouth.
[b]Me:[/b] OK!

Excitedly, I pull out, tear off the condom and am about to stick my dick in her mouth when she laughs and says she was just kidding. I curse under my breath and start jacking off and whining about how she's playing with my emotions. She says to use my imagination and pretend like I'm cumming on her face. She moves her head closer to my dick as I jack off over her beautiful tits. She starts to blow on my dick. Feels good, but. I nudge her head ever so closer to my dick. Suddenly, she starts to flick her tongue onto my dick all over. Yes, I think this is it.

I pop my dick into her mouth. YES. Super hot girl giving me a SUPER HOT BBBJ. Feels great. She takes it all the way! SUPER plus. She asks me if I want to fuck some more. I nod, but then she reaches for the condom. So I say, "Oh, you meant with condom? " She nods. So I say let's go back to the BBBJ.

I fuck her mouth for all it's worth and then BOOM, I explode into her mouth. CIM. There is a moment of silence where everything seems to be frozen. It may have lasted only a second or two, but it felt like an hour. Finally, she looks up at me and squeals with my dick still in her mouth. "What! " I exclaim. "I wasn't supposed to? Oops! I'm sorry! " She gets up and presumably goes to spit it out and gargle. When she comes back, she cusses at me. But her spite is fake, because afterwards, she asks for my phone number. Score.

A couple of weeks later, I go on a date with her. I am excited about ending the night by fucking her pussy bare. But then she asks me to drop her off at her friend's house. I protest and say we should stay at a hotel. Nope.

Blue balls.

However, she continues to stay in touch by phone as she is off working somewhere else but she says she intends to visit and stay with me. I guess BBFS with a SUPER HOT girl is still a possibility.

Checked out a new Chinese girl. Her looks are OK. I say, "No condom? " She says, "More money. " I say, "OK. " She gives me a mediocre blowjob and then I try to get her to mount cowgirl. She reaches for the condom. I say, "I thought no condom. " She says, "NO! Fuckee condom. " Damn it. I don't bother with any FS at all and ask for a HJ. That way I don't feel bad when I don't give her additional tip.

Checked out the next Chinese girl. She is prettier than the norm, but not as pretty as my first Chinese chronicle. No kissing. No BBBJ. And of course, no BBFS. No amount of pleading will do.

Tried again with a different girl. Her looks are OK. She seems happy to see me. She gives me a peck on the lips so I kiss her back. Some light kissing and I back off. She then looks at me and licks her lips. She wants to french. So I oblige and after some DFK she goes down. Some rimming, even, while I'm facing off. Wow, thought that was a lost art with the fake rimming that's prevalent if at all in the AMPs these days. She then reaches for the condom. I say, "No condom? " She says more. I say OK. She says, "How much? " I offer $100. She says OK. I purposely give her $80 and tell her I'm short. She says it's OK. She gives me a nice BBBJ before I tell her to get on her back. I then spread my legs and stick my bare dick in her pussy.

Wow, even without lotioning up, she is wet and ready to go. Maybe she applied some lube beforehand or something. It looks like she didn't expect me to go in her pussy bare because she exclaims, "I can't fuck no condom! " I say, "It's okay. " She then says, "Fine, because you are handsome. No cum inside though. " I nod and I don't last long. I bring her up for cowgirl but I'm about to cum in two seconds. So I push her off but then she starts rubbing her pussy on the shaft of my dick and gets me off that way. Amazing. She tells me to come back on the weekend and I can cum inside her then. Sounds enticing, but her looks don't do it for me. I lie through my teeth and say I'll return and go out the door as she waves.

[QUOTE=Mac Jones]Smart kid, IMO. Cheaper than dating, less drama, and guaranteed results.[/QUOTE]TY MAC JONES!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCFwHDu4j3U[/url]

This video sums it up. also RIP Isaac Hayes.

I don't post much anymore. I have been on a quest for THE Ultimate AMP Experience.

I think I found it. If anyone knows where I can get the service as found in the following link in the US please send me a PM.

Crazy Dick

[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769[/url]

One of the Chinese condos in Falls Church.

Or am I misreading your post?

R::R

[QUOTE=Grim Reaper]Checked out a new Chinese girl. Her looks are OK. I say, "No condom? " She says, "More money. " I say, "OK. " She gives me a mediocre blowjob and then I try to get her to mount cowgirl. She reaches for the condom. I say, "I thought no condom. " She says, "NO! Fuckee condom. " Damn it. I don't bother with any FS at all and ask for a HJ. That way I don't feel bad when I don't give her additional tip.

Checked out the next Chinese girl. She is prettier than the norm, but not as pretty as my first Chinese chronicle. No kissing. No BBBJ. And of course, no BBFS. No amount of pleading will do.

Tried again with a different girl. Her looks are OK. She seems happy to see me. She gives me a peck on the lips so I kiss her back. Some light kissing and I back off. She then looks at me and licks her lips. She wants to french. So I oblige and after some DFK she goes down. Some rimming, even, while I'm facing off. Wow, thought that was a lost art with the fake rimming that's prevalent if at all in the AMPs these days. She then reaches for the condom. I say, "No condom? " She says more. I say OK. She says, "How much? " I offer $100. She says OK. I purposely give her $80 and tell her I'm short. She says it's OK. She gives me a nice BBBJ before I tell her to get on her back. I then spread my legs and stick my bare dick in her pussy.

Wow, even without lotioning up, she is wet and ready to go. Maybe she applied some lube beforehand or something. It looks like she didn't expect me to go in her pussy bare because she exclaims, "I can't fuck no condom! " I say, "It's okay. " She then says, "Fine, because you are handsome. No cum inside though. " I nod and I don't last long. I bring her up for cowgirl but I'm about to cum in two seconds. So I push her off but then she starts rubbing her pussy on the shaft of my dick and gets me off that way. Amazing. She tells me to come back on the weekend and I can cum inside her then. Sounds enticing, but her looks don't do it for me. I lie through my teeth and say I'll return and go out the door as she waves. [/QUOTE]

Crazy Dick,

I used to get that over at Sun (across from MCI) before they went down, except that it was in the shower with soapy water. The one girl. Don't recall her name. Who I did it multiple times was scared mamasan would walk in, so we'd have to be quiet. We always finished in the room though.

How I miss Sun!

[QUOTE=Crazy Dick]I don't post much anymore. I have been on a quest for THE Ultimate AMP Experience.

I think I found it. If anyone knows where I can get the service as found in the following link in the US please send me a PM.

Crazy Dick

[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769[/url][/QUOTE]