Massage Parlor Reports

I can't remember if this place has a name or not, but if you're driving along Lincoln you can see the sign that reads "spa" on the second floor of this building. They advertise on Craig's List and the number is posted on the building. Here is a quick summary.

1. Not the nicest place. Clean but very plain, walls do not go all the way to the ceiling.
2. No table shower offered, kind of a bummer.
3. Door fee is $60, which is better than most these days. Though at this point I'm starting to feel like I've made a bad move.
4. Masseuse was Lily, a good looking 40-something with a tight body. Yes, I would actually hit on her in "real life." Things are looking up.
5. She makes no attempt to cover me, and surprises me with a nice massage with plenty of nice teasing.
6. On the flipside she thanks me for my business with a nice, not-rushed handshake. She asks for $60, which I would normally try to negotiate down, but the reasonable door fee and the quality of her work causes me to give in.
7. Continues massage for a little while and promises a French lesson on a return visit.

All in all, way better than I expected.

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]I can't remember if this place has a name or not, but if you're driving along Lincoln you can see the sign that reads "spa" on the second floor of this building. They advertise on Craig's List and the number is posted on the building. Here is a quick summary.[/QUOTE]Is this the same place that used to be the king of rip-offs? The place above the glass store? New owners?

[QUOTE=Wirelessone]Although Lilly at Elegant is old at least she will give you the full Chinese takeout menu, the old girl I had the other day just offered a clothed handshake. If I go back I will call ahead and see if Lilly is working. Older chicks at Elegant but in most cases you can get without hassle what you came for.[/quote]Went here last week and saw Lily. Had seen her before and O.K. visit.

Went for the expanded menu this time. had a helmet on. got her pants off and she got up on the table with me and damn, stink. nasty *****. any way she poceeds with what she is doin. spits right on the the floor 4 different times. after we were done, no effort to clean up floor. Yuck. don't think I'll go back.

Barney

[QUOTE=Keloid]Rhode Island where Prostitution is legal.[/QUOTE]WOW!! Never knew that. Never had a desire to visit. Now will have to plan a visit before they change the law. Time to check the Rhode Island thread.

BTW, it's legal when indoors. SW illegal.

Over the past several weeks, up to and including this week, I've seen a few therapists:

Anna: Better experience than my first visit as there were no unwanted intrusions. Not necessarily eye candy, but a good value.

Angel: Almost thought I was gonna have to rub one out since she apparently thought I was bullshi**ing her about my previous visits. Fortunately she saw the sadness in my face and turned that frown upside down. Was quick to request tip after session. I'm not sure I'll repeat unless someone else thinks future visits will be better.

Mina (Mena?): Friendly enough, but it was kind of rushed and not the least bit sensual. Doubt I'll be back unless I'm in the area and thinkin' wit da wrong head.

Senina. Amy. I made the mistake of answering yes when she asked if it was my first time. She wanted 60 for a HJ. I said 40. She said 60. I asked what do I get for 60. HJ. I said I’ll give you fifty but you have to take your top off. She said we don’t do that here. I said where. There’s no one here but us. She agreed to 40 but I couldn’t touch her. HJ was average. Table shower after was okay. I gave her the 40 and she said Is that all? I made the mistake of fishing out the five I had left over from the 75 entry fee for one hour plus table shower. I thought it was kind of a boring hour for 120. She is a nice girl though, and good looking. Maybe it just wasn't my day.

[QUOTE=Paleface]Senina. Amy. I made the mistake of answering yes when she asked if it was my first time. She wanted 60 for a HJ. I said 40. She said 60. I asked what do I get for 60. HJ. I said I’ll give you fifty but you have to take your top off. She said we don’t do that here. I said where. There’s no one here but us. She agreed to 40 but I couldn’t touch her. HJ was average. Table shower after was okay. I gave her the 40 and she said Is that all? I made the mistake of fishing out the five I had left over from the 75 entry fee for one hour plus table shower. I thought it was kind of a boring hour for 120. She is a nice girl though, and good looking. Maybe it just wasn't my day.[/QUOTE]

I wasn't thinking wouldn't it be great if when we thought with the little
head that money actually flowed into our wallets instead of out of it?

I'd like to see a detailed monger analysis of what is really going on when
we are thinking with the little head. I know it's a very narrow focused,
right in the moment-live for the moment, nothing can harm me now frame
of mind/being. Does anyone briefly reflect on the thinning wallet & think
Yeah, I'll get it back somehow. Kind of like a gambler's frame of reference/mentality, I'll get it back & then some. I'm only half serious,
of course, more so I do believe that if we're more aware of what's going
on when the little head is bargaining to take over the finances that we
have a better chance of making better decisions, big brainy head & all.

Be Safe,

T-Man

[QUOTE=Talk Turkey]I wasn't thinking wouldn't it be great if when we thought with the little
head that money actually flowed into our wallets instead of out of it?

I'd like to see a detailed monger analysis of what is really going on when
we are thinking with the little head. I know it's a very narrow focused,
right in the moment-live for the moment, nothing can harm me now frame
of mind/being. Does anyone briefly reflect on the thinning wallet & think
Yeah, I'll get it back somehow. Kind of like a gambler's frame of reference/mentality, I'll get it back & then some. I'm only half serious,
of course, more so I do believe that if we're more aware of what's going
on when the little head is bargaining to take over the finances that we
have a better chance of making better decisions, big brainy head & all.

Be Safe,

T-Man[/QUOTE]

The first line should read "I was thinking, etc." because actually I was thinking
wouldn't it be great...yeah...day-dreaming, I know.

T-Man

[QUOTE=Truthfu11]Is this the same place that used to be the king of rip-offs? The place above the glass store? New owners?[/QUOTE]


Yes, same place. That's why I was surprised by the good experience.

YMMV, but it worked out for me.

Don't asked me why, but yesterday I visited the rip-off spa on Milwaukee just West of Cicero. New young latina girl, early 20's, was her first day. For the first time ever, at this place, I was offered the goodies. Kinda small on top, back not as plumped if any, but cute. Nonrushed with a gentle handshake.

[QUOTE=Khai Yai]My understanding is that Violet Spa got busted/raided today. It this true?[/QUOTE]I was there around 9 -10pm and saw no such thing going on. It was business as usual!

Had a half hr with an attractive, long-haired, slender, asian masseuse. Sorry I couldn't understand her name! She was mid 30's-40. .45 at the door .5 for the topless shake. all in all, a good trip.

Thanks for taking one for the team. I really wish others would post more about the places not go go!

My place not to go to is Q & Q on Ashland at North Ave. Got shot down twice; poor massage both times.[QUOTE=Noskcajt]Ok. So I was feeling cheap today, and there were ads for Ariza's on CL in the therapeutic section for $25 for 30 minutes, so I figured what the hell. $25 right? Well.

So I drive up there, the address given is to one of those cheapy lingerie stores, and surrounded by taqueria's. I'm thinking I just hit the jackpot.

So I go inside, 2 women, neither attractive, surrounded by lingerie, both of them wearing nursing scrubs.

She leads me into the basement (think cement floor, shoddy 'curtain's' hanging, water pipes all over. Etc), she shows me a 'room'.

I made sure I was still standing up getting ready when she came in, she had me lay down, covered me with a blanket thing. And then the 'massage'.

No training, no extras, worst massage ever.

Stay away.[/QUOTE]

Guys I don't get it toady was the 2nd time in a row I went for a massage and again no extras. A couple of weeks ago it was Cancun and no luck, and today of all places it was Body and Soul on Irving Park, a place where I've had FS before. I went in asked if they have a half hr rate (normally it's an hr at 70) but the lady said 50 for the half so I took it. The lady I had was slim, nice body but a little older late 30's to mid 40's with short dark black hair. Stand up shower and suana. The massage was ok but I was covered the whole time. But again with the Fk'ing questions about have I been here before, where I work, etc. That's starting to piss me off as Cancun did the same thing. Anyway on the flip nothing offered even though I asked and she played dumb acting like she didn't know what I was talking about. I think because I didn't get the hr massage at 70 it may have has something to do with it as she mentioned why it's better. As I'm getting dressed she said was I was cute, she was helping me button up my shirt, and even walked me out arm in arm, I knew she wanted a tip but no way I didn't give her anything I basically walked out of there with blue balls and she knew it. WTF is going on with these places guys? On a side note I thought about getting girls off of CL instead of hit or miss at the massage parlors, but can anyone refer me to LEGIT girls that they would recommend and lives in the city? Thanks guys Stay Safe!

I dreamt I went to see ivy to after wasting time and money in munster, in at the seoul spa. I've been to seoul a couple of times and today I tried to convince myself I wanted a real massage and nothing else. Same ol same at seoul. But this time I got the sauna. Door to room was open. Camera in the corner. I uncovered myself quite a bit and thrusted my hips when she was between my thighs but still nothing. Even played with myself while she sat me up toward the end (away from camera) but still nothing. I left a. 2 tip just because that's what I leave at all the legit places.

I only did all this because my regular girl took the week off.

So I went to see ivy. Because I told myself I wanted a regular massage (I can't fool myself). I paid the. 55 at the door and went into the room. Layed face down uncovered. And then she came in and pulled the sheet over top of me. I said I wanted light massage seeing that I had just left a legit massage and I was pretty relaxed. It felt good. She worked her way down to my butt and I arched my hips and sighed. So after a few times of that she let the sheet down and began the most teasing I've ever had (almost as good as this asian in evanston that I can't find anymore). Brushing and touching. Omg it was great. I was hard as a rock. Then she got the hot stones and rub them all against my nuts and my cock and I thought I was gonna explode right then.

Then on the flip she covered me back up with the sheet and rubbed me down. And then she pulled the sheet down to my stomach and I began to sigh as she massaged close to my guy. She went to get more oil and I pulled the sheet down all the way. And she rubbed all around my cock without touching it. And then my brushing my balls and my thigh all without touching my cock. And I got tired of this so I put my hand on top of her hand and tried to guide it to my cock. But still no go.

Then I remembered that I read her that she let you self service while she massages you. So I let her go to the other side and I tried it again. Still no go. So I started to stroke myself. The precum was so thick at this point I didn't need any oil although she asked.

While stroking my own cock I guided her hand to my balls. And she fought me a couple of times and then gave in. She played with my balls and then I shot my load all over my own stomach. (my regular girl lets me shoot it on her)

She cleaned me up. Gave me a 5 min rub down and I tipped her. 2 cuzz I felt like I should leave something.

Great dream I had today. I didn't want to wake up.

[QUOTE=dom51]Went to ST a few days ago and saw Gabby. I should have walked away when she hinted that tipping was additional in the back.

To make a long story short, what they call tipping is what I call extorsion..

A total of 180 got a pathetic light touch massage for a total of 20 minutes. The agreement was for 45 minutes, but mercifully she called it quits in less than half that time.

If you want a good time- don't wate your hard earned cash at this worthless rip-off[/QUOTE]I've not been around for while.

But honestly. A regular member with that many reports. Getting scammed by sweet temptations? I don't get this, sounds fishy.

I can't imagine those jack shacks getting anyone these days.

Anywho,

I posted an ad knocking some guys review of lisa at senina.

What I didn't mention is that I checked her out.

Wrong.

I was dead wrong.

She tried to get 2. 0 out of me. (ha! )

But we negotiated on waaaaaaaaaaay less.

Btw. She really does squirt.

Creepy