Yeah the strip clubs in Houston are pretty outrageous. Like to the point where I wouldn't bother with craigslist. I know this isn't a strip club thread, but I would suggest Michael's International. There was a telecom boom in Dallas and Houston in the early to mid 90's, and these very large upscale strip clubs started popping up all over the place, running 40-60 strippers during the night shift. In Houston there are almost as many strip clubs as grocery stores. The bubble burst, and a lot of these larger clubs had to scale back. The number of dancers went way down, the quality went down, the crazy buffets were scaled back or removed, the huge party atmosphere went away, they sold half of their robotic lighting setups. So what you have now is a huge club that is aging and looks a little shady, and they are only running the main stage, or maybe the main and one more. You can see that they used to run like 5 stages, but most of the club is always empty. In some of the clubs they don't even let people sit in the outlying areas because they don't want to clean them and the waitresses don't want to walk that far. But here's the good part. The VIP areas that are no longer in use and the outlying seating areas with the big upscale comfortable chairs give an incredible amount of privacy. At Michael's, you have a seat in the main stage area, pick out a dancer (all Latina, almost all of them Chicana) she takes you way back into the dark and you get a craigslist experience. Last time I was there I got BBBJCIM for $ plus the drinks and cover. If it is winter or raining and you have a jacket with you make sure you don't put any valuables in your jacket pockets because they won't be there when she leaves.