The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Camera3;2456437]Three things:

#1 - Chris5, you made it clear you don't date women over 30. You do know that Savanna is old enough to be your mother, right? Can you say Oedipus Complex?

#2 - Savanna, you do know that in your ads you state you don't date gentlemen of Chris5's category. Right?

#3 - Chris5, will that thing on your ankle go off when you cross the county line on your way to Daytona?

Pass the popcorn because truth is stranger than fiction.

C3.[/QUOTE]I believe love will remove these barriers. Lots of movie theater pump butter on mine.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2456409]I don't even respond to anything you say because unlike these others I know you are a complete idiot and a hypocrite. You are so transparent that even the mere mentioning of Lobo5 to Sissy Chrissy and you get on a soap box rant. Wasn't even talking to you yet you butt in. I guess you are trying to deflect because you know as well as I know you had written that review for yourself on the OThER and I called your azz out on it privately. Did you ever find out who Ken in Florida is sweetie? I did. You'd be surprised because his reviews are spot on. Lobo5 showed up wrote one review for Savanna after Ken slammed her filthy incall to making it seem like he is rebutting Kens review. After that Lobo5 conveniently disappeared never to heard of again. Hmm fishy!

To answer your question yes I got my money back because she, unlike you is honorable and has integrity. Only one who has robbed me after loaning them something and won't return it is you hypocrite. Find a rap song about that you idiot. Back to ignoring you.

There's your research assignment Sissy Chrissy. It's only a matter of time before she backstabs you just like she's done a few other mongers. Only reason she has loyal fans still is because she give free services or an extremely discounted service to listen to her rant about the board.

Savanna I'm in a giving mood so here's some advice to you:

1) Stfu and out of the trap because you are apart of Daytonas boring as board now.

2) Get back on short bus with roll tide helmet don and roll on out of Orlando.

3) Stop being a hypocrite because the same shit you try to come at a provider with you have done / doing it yourself.

4) Stfu again. I'm speaking to Sissy Chrissy not you. I do not speak to scum who steals and is the biggest hypocrite on this board.

5) last but not least tell A2 to delete you or ban you from coming on the Orlando board because you're useless and a shit starter.

BG111[/QUOTE]You seem to have some very mental issues buff woman! All of this talk over a cheap DVD player? Are you fucking serious you idiot? Go to best buy and pick out a dvd player and leave your name as pimpbufwoman and it will be taken care of you whiny little pussy! All you do is whine like a girl, why? Because Savanna didn't give you any ass? Are you serious dude. Move on to another girl bro, if Savanna rejects you then let it go and stop your whining! You are as fake as they come thinking your fat woman ass is big and buff! You're a clown who probably won't talk to a real man the way you talk to her in PERSON you fucking midget! LOL! Are you athletic buff woman? Probably not but here is my challenge to you buff woman, lets get together for a game of one on one, BASKETBALL you ignorant clown, I will spot you 20 points and I will still beat your gay ass! If I win you retire from the board and if you win I will do the same. DEAL?? Stop being a pussy and say yes!! You do know how to shoot hoops right buff woman?

You're such a douche bag AncientASS! Why don't you get out and do an ACTUAL REVIEW?

For you to read Sissy Chrissy 5, its in the massage thread. I am the author. I saw what YOU call a review over in the SW section (of course). Making a comment that Jessica is an awesome girl off a review by StrokinJoe is not really a review, Sissy Chrissy. But then again how could we expect that you are able to write more than one sentence unless its ripping fellow mongers or SP's here in Rat Trap? Your literary skills and contribution to this board are quite SUSPECT.

So buffwoman do we have a deal on our one on one basketball game? I need to reserve some court time just for this special occasion. Put the fake weights down and get your whining ass on the court!!

Oh and Savanna will you come to this game and watch and be my special cheerleader?

This prick buff woman probably won't score ANY points at all!

I will be in Daytona beach this upcoming Saturday. What do you say we catch a movie on the boardwalk and also grab some dinner? I have cleared out my schedule for this Saturday so I have nothing but time on my hand to spend with you. Let me show you how a real gentleman should treat you my dear Goddess Savanna. I will even bring some flowers for you as I will be the perfect gentlemen.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2456251]Sissy Chrissy only needs to gather one or two Jacksons, have enough gas money, get a GPS to find the bat cave hovel in Daytona. Pass the popcorn![/QUOTE]Look out, Sissy Chrissy just bought a pair of boots that are "made for walking!" The little TS Chrissy was recently seen walking to the Daytona Bat Cave. Chrissy better hope the ankle bracelet doesn't sound the alarm. Take everyone's advice Prissy Sissy Chrissy; make sure you take your zoloft, your midol, and insert a fresh white owl, it's a long walk to the Bat Cave!

SP.

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Crickets. Nah, we're not that lucky.

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In this one you went over the line.

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[QUOTE=StevePope;2456558]Look out, Sissy Chrissy just bought a pair of boots that are "made for walking!" The little TS Chrissy was recently seen walking to the Daytona Bat Cave. Chrissy better hope the ankle bracelet doesn't sound the alarm. Take everyone's advice Prissy Sissy Chrissy; make sure you take your zoloft, your midol, and insert a fresh white owl, it's a long walk to the Bat Cave!

SP.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]377075[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Is such a comedian! No one is laughing you prick. Maybe one day steve pipe I will give you a little more of my time but as for now you're still a nobody to me!!

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2456511]That being a StankStuff business plan. You did say you had a session with her and chatted about the board for a bit before your stress relief photo shoot. BuffWoman the pimp.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]No way he actually did a session with stankStuff AND a nasty photo shoot of them AND spent time discussing this board? No way! And then let me guess he goes back and writes a positive review on her correct? I could be wrong my luv but I seriously doubt it. So much scum on this board.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2456506]The last thing my clients are doing is hearing about your mental midget azz. You can't stand stand I tell all your dirty secrets and you call that backstabbing? How can you backstab someone that's was NEVER your friend to begin with? Riddle me that chump.

Xoxo,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Mental midget azz! LOL! He is pure scum and will chicken out on my challenge to him!