Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Benz1;4196688]WildPlayer and maybe a few others need to hear this again.

When the negotiations on the MP table are going bad, Do It Yourself (and aim for her eye) ! This will get her attention more than anything else. She will see her tip slipping away fast. She will join in to try saving any tip she can get or walk out of the room and no tip will be expected. I've done it many times, whenever I get a bad masseuse. It works very well.

Always go into a MP willing to finish on your own.[/QUOTE]That is great advice Benz!

[QUOTE=Benz1;4196688]WildPlayer and maybe a few others need to hear this again.

When the negotiations on the MP table are going bad, Do It Yourself (and aim for her eye) ! This will get her attention more than anything else. She will see her tip slipping away fast. She will join in to try saving any tip she can get or walk out of the room and no tip will be expected. I've done it many times, whenever I get a bad masseuse. It works very well.

Always go into a MP willing to finish on your own.[/QUOTE]I tried similar technique on my wife. Did it myself and said "see, I don't need you for anything, now straighten up that attitude!" And now I am into the hobby, because I am tired of doing it myself.

Shit, if my wife would take care of business I wouldn't even be in this hobby! Not all mongers are just in this for the strange pussy part of it. Some of us just need sex and are not going to sit by and be starved.

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;4196795]I tried similar technique on my wife. Did it myself and said "see, I don't need you for anything, now straighten up that attitude!" And now I am into the hobby, because I am tired of doing it myself.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WildPlayer;4195417]Thanks for the info. And also thanks to the member who PM'ed me the address. I went there a few days ago and saw the same Chinese lady who used to own wonder massage at the desk. I find her kind of greedy and rude but went with it anyway since a Spanish girl sitting on the couch in the lobby was giving eye signals. So I paid the house fee and was led to a room by the Chinese owner. She sent in the Spanish girl few minutes later. She seemed very promising, calling me honey in every single sentence and giving me sexy vibes. Not much of massage and when she flipped me in 10 min her whole attitude changed. It was all about the money. She was no longer nice. Wanted 60 for HE and 100 tip to go topless. I had opted for 30 min so these rates felt high for the time. Tried negotiating but she would not budge. Then I didn't even want the HE because it turned me off so bad so I said ok just finish my massage and I will leave. She kinda forced and said I still owe her $60 even if I don't get HE. I felt scared and felt I should never have visited this place in the first place. Her name was Rihanna. Worst experience of my life. I gave her the 60 and she tried to do HE / HJ but mentally I was so shaken that couldn't cum. Got up after a few minutes and left. There are better options elsewhere.[/QUOTE]"You should have never given that bit& at the money, I have walked out of those places numerous times and rarely go anymore. I have a hard time paying $. 20 for a HJ when I can get FS for. 80. The only ones that I have had success with is LA off 96, and Hawaii south of Lansing. ".

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;4196795]I tried similar technique on my wife. Did it myself and said "see, I don't need you for anything, now straighten up that attitude!" And now I am into the hobby, because I am tired of doing it myself.[/QUOTE]LOL.

And I'm still laughing. It won't work on a wife, they have your money already. LOL You tipped her at the Alter They are happy to see you do it yourself LOL.
Now you know how to cut your losses on the MP negotiating table. You can even explain to the MP girl, I'm an expert at this. (don't forget to aim for the eye).

My wife suggested I should get a hobby, That's why I'm here

[QUOTE=Benz1;4197277]LOL.

And I'm still laughing. It won't work on a wife, they have your money already. LOL You tipped her at the Alter They are happy to see you do it yourself LOL.
Now you know how to cut your losses on the MP negotiating table. You can even explain to the MP girl, I'm an expert at this. (don't forget to aim for the eye)[/QUOTE]The main cause of divorce is wedding cake.

[QUOTE=Cjm2333;4192917]Now that's a lucky man.[/QUOTE]Luck might be a factor, I'm an opportunist. I'm available for a Damsel in distress. When they call, timing is everything. Occasionally you have to bring some game to this game.

When Layla called me for her massage, it took me a couple of days to line up the time for seeing her. She works 1 hour from my house. I had to block out 3 hours, 2 hours travel and 1 hour massage. Someone could have filled in while she waited for me to arrive, I'm glad she waited. We had fun, after the work was done!

I could tell it was a legitimate call for help from a really nice Damsel. This is the Layla report.

After she relaxed on the table I found no real tension in her back. I informed her, Knots in your arms and legs left unattended will create pain in the rest of the body.

A good masseuse will absorb the clients tension and pain (like John Coffey in the Green Mile).

Layla must be doing her job right. (She was real kinky).

I advised her to call me more often before she gets all kinky.

She got really comfortable right away, no need to negotiate with her on that, its part of her package. If you show her your package she will show you hers.

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I will repeat, when called.

Can't think of a better hobby than pussy.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4197277]LOL.

And I'm still laughing. It won't work on a wife, they have your money already. LOL You tipped her at the Alter They are happy to see you do it yourself LOL.
Now you know how to cut your losses on the MP negotiating table. You can even explain to the MP girl, I'm an expert at this. (don't forget to aim for the eye).

My wife suggested I should get a hobby, That's why I'm here[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the review.

[QUOTE=DPerki67;4187505][URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/justice-can-make-you-feel-just/500606743153[/URL]

Juicy Justice had Sunday hours, and I was really tight. She welcomed me to her private residence incall, and she got me loose. Cute, nice bod, great attitude and conversation and better than average massage skills. And a lot of fun on the flip with a slippery body slide that made me happy.

1. 3 for:45, I'd repeat anytime.[/QUOTE]

Saw Emily at MBD, nice body, great conversation, awesome exotic massage, great finish, not a clock watcher.

Hey guys,

Anyone seen this provider?

Doesn't have a name on any of her ad's so I figured I'd give it the old USG search!

Let me know!

Thanks a lot, guys!

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/latin/relaxing-full-body-massage/349552530824[/URL]

[QUOTE=ZzzDamm;4198173]Saw Emily at MBD, nice body, great conversation, awesome exotic massage, great finish, not a clock watcher.[/QUOTE]Sounds good, what was the total damage with tip?

[QUOTE=WildPlayer;4195417]Thanks for the info. And also thanks to the member who PM'ed me the address. I went there a few days ago and saw the same Chinese lady who used to own wonder massage at the desk. I find her kind of greedy and rude but went with it anyway since a Spanish girl sitting on the couch in the lobby was giving eye signals. So I paid the house fee and was led to a room by the Chinese owner. She sent in the Spanish girl few minutes later. She seemed very promising, calling me honey in every single sentence and giving me sexy vibes. Not much of massage and when she flipped me in 10 min her whole attitude changed. It was all about the money. She was no longer nice. Wanted 60 for HE and 100 tip to go topless. I had opted for 30 min so these rates felt high for the time. Tried negotiating but she would not budge. Then I didn't even want the HE because it turned me off so bad so I said ok just finish my massage and I will leave. She kinda forced and said I still owe her $60 even if I don't get HE. I felt scared and felt I should never have visited this place in the first place. Her name was Rihanna. Worst experience of my life. I gave her the 60 and she tried to do HE / HJ but mentally I was so shaken that couldn't cum. Got up after a few minutes and left. There are better options elsewhere.[/QUOTE]I stopped in Panacea and saw Audrey. Not the looker she thinks she is. Said she knew what her value was and need 60 for topless and 100 for full nude. Too bad nobody else can see that value, quite the non-looker almost BBW.

I vowed to never return.

I have heard rumors about non-existent time slots with Natasha, so unfortunate.

After getting crappy a $$ service from Audrey at panacea, I decided to go see Kyra the other day, OMG she is quite the little freak. Night and day difference between parlors.

Excellent massage skills. She is an AA spinner with a cute little bod, an ass you cannot stop staring at. Flip was excellent, I made her work for it. 50 hhr /60.

[QUOTE=HungryForIt;4198208]Hey guys,

Anyone seen this provider?

Doesn't have a name on any of her ad's so I figured I'd give it the old USG search!

Let me know!

Thanks a lot, guys!

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/latin/relaxing-full-body-massage/349552530824[/URL][/QUOTE]I contacted her before, and I don't remember exactly what she quoted me for a rate, but for what I was looking fo, are I do remember I passed because it was way beyond the norm.

Booked a one hour appointment with the help of my buddy Benz1. Got there 15 min early and Paige was not ready yet. No problem so Hayley got me comfortable and got me something to drink. Laid on the water table, not sure what it is called, was very relaxed. Haley came in and said she would get me started. Talk about someone who knows how to treat customers she should be the benchmark. First time I had met her and she made me feel like I was there best customer. So she started the massage session and is very good at massage. We had nice conversation as well. 10 minutes later Paige came in. She started massaging from my feet moving up. I expected Hayley to say nice meeting you and leave but no. Now I'm getting 4 hand massage. Really nice time. I was really impressed. Anyway Paige finished the session cause Haley had a commitment. The rest of the massage session was great. Flip was awesome. Great day with 2 wonderful ladies. Thanks for going the extra mile for me. I will repeat. Happy hunting my friends. Mm6869.

[QUOTE=MichiganMan686;4200403]Booked a one hour appointment with the help of my buddy Benz1. Got there 15 min early and Paige was not ready yet. No problem so Hayley got me comfortable and got me something to drink. Laid on the water table, not sure what it is called, was very relaxed. Haley came in and said she would get me started. Talk about someone who knows how to treat customers she should be the benchmark. First time I had met her and she made me feel like I was there best customer. So she started the massage session and is very good at massage. We had nice conversation as well. 10 minutes later Paige came in. She started massaging from my feet moving up. I expected Hayley to say nice meeting you and leave but no. Now I'm getting 4 hand massage. Really nice time. I was really impressed. Anyway Paige finished the session cause Haley had a commitment. The rest of the massage session was great. Flip was awesome. Great day with 2 wonderful ladies. Thanks for going the extra mile for me. I will repeat. Happy hunting my friends. Mm6869.[/QUOTE]Wth. I just saw paige a couple nights ago. Hailey met me at the door, but was leaving for the day. You are a lucky man. Paige did get all the knots out fir sure. But 4 hands are always better than 2. Try try again.

[QUOTE=MichiganMan686;4200403]Booked a one hour appointment with the help of my buddy Benz1. Got there 15 min early and Paige was not ready yet. No problem so Hayley got me comfortable and got me something to drink. Laid on the water table, not sure what it is called, was very relaxed. Haley came in and said she would get me started. Talk about someone who knows how to treat customers she should be the benchmark. First time I had met her and she made me feel like I was there best customer. So she started the massage session and is very good at massage. We had nice conversation as well. 10 minutes later Paige came in. She started massaging from my feet moving up. I expected Hayley to say nice meeting you and leave but no. Now I'm getting 4 hand massage. Really nice time. I was really impressed. Anyway Paige finished the session cause Haley had a commitment. The rest of the massage session was great. Flip was awesome. Great day with 2 wonderful ladies. Thanks for going the extra mile for me. I will repeat. Happy hunting my friends. Mm6869.[/QUOTE]I really want to try this place, all of the girls sound amazing. My only issue is I haven't explored enough to find discrete parking. My wife has family that live close by, and my truck is very recognizable. Many of us have a burner phone. I need a burner vehicle, LOL.

[QUOTE=MichiganMan686;4200403]Booked a one hour appointment with the help of my buddy Benz1. Got there 15 min early and Paige was not ready yet. No problem so Hayley got me comfortable and got me something to drink. Laid on the water table, not sure what it is called, was very relaxed. Haley came in and said she would get me started. Talk about someone who knows how to treat customers she should be the benchmark. First time I had met her and she made me feel like I was there best customer. So she started the massage session and is very good at massage. We had nice conversation as well. 10 minutes later Paige came in. She started massaging from my feet moving up. I expected Hayley to say nice meeting you and leave but no. Now I'm getting 4 hand massage. Really nice time. I was really impressed. Anyway Paige finished the session cause Haley had a commitment. The rest of the massage session was great. Flip was awesome. Great day with 2 wonderful ladies. Thanks for going the extra mile for me. I will repeat. Happy hunting my friends. Mm6869.[/QUOTE]How long were you there? Damage?

[QUOTE=Squirt1;4199478]After getting crappy a $$ service from Audrey at panacea, I decided to go see Kyra the other day, OMG she is quite the little freak. Night and day difference between parlors.

Excellent massage skills. She is an AA spinner with a cute little bod, an ass you cannot stop staring at. Flip was excellent, I made her work for it. 50 hhr /60.[/QUOTE]She's been called a lot of things, Freak Fits.

Mexican and A. A. Does not. She is a very hot American Indian.

If you were just staring at that ass, you were missing out. I've had each hand on both cheeks trying to pull that pie closer to my eye with no luck. She said maybe someday, " I have no idea where that tongue has been". I'm confused where she got that idea.

I will repeat and try to get that treat.

[URL]http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/exotic/616-773-2943-kyrahjade/717108577071[/URL]

[QUOTE=Squirt1;4199478]After getting crappy a $$ service from Audrey at panacea, I decided to go see Kyra the other day, OMG she is quite the little freak. Night and day difference between parlors.

Excellent massage skills. She is an AA spinner with a cute little bod, an ass you cannot stop staring at. Flip was excellent, I made her work for it. 50 hhr /60.[/QUOTE]That's a bummer about Audrey as I met her the last time I was in Panacea as I was leaving. She was sitting down but I thought she looked pretty cute. The only one that I know I can count on right away is Natasha and she'll lose her top right from the start and sometimes more without any annoying negotiations. Jersey is back working at Panacea formally known as Summer, she's a hottie!

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;4200942]That's a bummer about Audrey as I met her the last time I was in Panacea as I was leaving. She was sitting down but I thought she looked pretty cute. The only one that I know I can count on right away is Natasha and she'll lose her top right from the start and sometimes more without any annoying negotiations. Jersey is back working at Panacea formally known as Summer, she's a hottie![/QUOTE]I am curious, I met up with a girl several years ago through CL or BP can't remember which one, anyway she told me that she was Summer from Panacea. We ended up meeting at a dump motel off 4 mile, she had another girl with her for safety. They took my money to pay for the room and drove off, I was sure it was a dash, they came back and Summer and I went into the room and the other girl (hot blonde) waited outside. She was tiny, less than 100 lbs. Brunette, she stripped down, went DATY, then 69, and finished K9. She was cute and got into it, wondering if this is the same Summer, I think damage was a $.

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;4200423]I really want to try this place, all of the girls sound amazing. My only issue is I haven't explored enough to find discrete parking. My wife has family that live close by, and my truck is very recognizable. Many of us have a burner phone. I need a burner vehicle, LOL.[/QUOTE]My wife drives by on her way home from work. Depends on the time of day, I'll park on the side by the trash dumpster and walk around the back. Difficult in the winter, easy the rest of the year.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;4198315]Sounds good, what was the total damage with tip?[/QUOTE]With tip, $. 8.

[QUOTE=ZzzDamm;4201218]With tip, $. 8.[/QUOTE]Now is that $180 or $80?

[QUOTE=Benz1;4201157]My wife drives by on her way home from work. Depends on the time of day, I'll park on the side by the trash dumpster and walk around the back. Difficult in the winter, easy the rest of the year.[/QUOTE]I'll have to scope that out. I thought about parking at Adventure Credit union, as that is one of our banks. Also considered Lowes. But my fat ass hobbling across the street will prolly get hit. And if it doesn't kill me, I'll have to explain why I was crossing the road. Same reason as tbe chicken prolly won't fly.

[QUOTE=SweetHemiStud;4201383]I'll have to scope that out. I thought about parking at Adventure Credit union, as that is one of our banks. Also considered Lowes. But my fat ass hobbling across the street will prolly get hit. And if it doesn't kill me, I'll have to explain why I was crossing the road. Same reason as tbe chicken prolly won't fly.[/QUOTE]There are cars parked on the side from employees working in the Serenity strip mall to offer camouflage for my vehicle.

[QUOTE=Benz1;4197365]Luck might be a factor, I'm an opportunist. I'm available for a Damsel in distress. When they call, timing is everything. Occasionally you have to bring some game to this game.

When Layla called me for her massage, it took me a couple of days to line up the time for seeing her. She works 1 hour from my house. I had to block out 3 hours, 2 hours travel and 1 hour massage. Someone could have filled in while she waited for me to arrive, I'm glad she waited. We had fun, after the work was done!

I could tell it was a legitimate call for help from a really nice Damsel. This is the Layla report.

After she relaxed on the table I found no real tension in her back. I informed her, Knots in your arms and legs left unattended will create pain in the rest of the body.

A good masseuse will absorb the clients tension and pain (like John Coffey in the Green Mile).

Layla must be doing her job right. (She was real kinky).

I advised her to call me more often before she gets all kinky.

She got really comfortable right away, no need to negotiate with her on that, its part of her package. If you show her your package she will show you hers.

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I will repeat, when called.[/QUOTE]Great Reveiw for my favorite girl since I met her at Serenity.

However I am a bit jealous, Layla told me I was he favorite client, I see I have competition.

I don't mind sharing, its makes it more fun, I tried to talk her into a threesome, but no luck so far.

Happy Hunting.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;4201367]Now is that $180 or $80?[/QUOTE]I've been a big proponent for dropping the $ and decimal point. If he had put 80 or 180 I think we all could easily understand how much he spent. Just me $. 02 - JK.

[QUOTE=Member#4025;4201854]I've been a big proponent for dropping the $ and decimal point. If he had put 80 or 180 I think we all could easily understand how much he spent. Just me $. 02 - JK.[/QUOTE]Never understood this practice; guys act like they are writing in some kind of code that LE doesn't understand. It doesn't matter whether you pay $. 80 or $80 or $800 for sex, it is the same crime.

[QUOTE=Comrad;4201055]I am curious, I met up with a girl several years ago through CL or BP can't remember which one, anyway she told me that she was Summer from Panacea. We ended up meeting at a dump motel off 4 mile, she had another girl with her for safety. They took my money to pay for the room and drove off, I was sure it was a dash, they came back and Summer and I went into the room and the other girl (hot blonde) waited outside. She was tiny, less than 100 lbs. Brunette, she stripped down, went DATY, then 69, and finished K9. She was cute and got into it, wondering if this is the same Summer, I think damage was a $.[/QUOTE]That sounds like it probably was her. If that was around 5-7 years ago, that sounds about right. I first met her at Panacea and then she left there and went to Royal. She got into some trouble and was away for a couple years and is now back at Panacea going by the name of Jersey. Petite with wavy shorter brunette hair.

[QUOTE=WaltK;4201958]Never understood this practice; guys act like they are writing in some kind of code that LE doesn't understand. It doesn't matter whether you pay $. 80 or $80 or $800 for sex, it is the same crime.[/QUOTE]And the same goes for the use of "I had a dream".

Admin encourages the abbreviations. (See up near top in 'Abbreviations' section).

The purpose of the forum is to use it as a 'fantasy' and abbreviations and 'dreaming' seems to help for some. Or not :)

[QUOTE=WaltK;4201958]Never understood this practice; guys act like they are writing in some kind of code that LE doesn't understand. It doesn't matter whether you pay $. 80 or $80 or $800 for sex, it is the same crime.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;4201966]That sounds like it probably was her. If that was around 5-7 years ago, that sounds about right. I first met her at Panacea and then she left there and went to Royal. She got into some trouble and was away for a couple years and is now back at Panacea going by the name of Jersey. Petite with wavy shorter brunette hair.[/QUOTE]Short and Spunky mentioned that Summer was like a daughter to her. Miss her!

Memory Lane should be in general reports.

[QUOTE=Randy2018;4201669]Great Reveiw for my favorite girl since I met her at Serenity.

However I am a bit jealous, Layla told me I was he favorite client, I see I have competition.

I don't mind sharing, its makes it more fun, I tried to talk her into a threesome, but no luck so far.

Happy Hunting.[/QUOTE]I would love to watch that threesome You should set.

That up!! OMG I've been trying to get Benz to open up.

His other side and explore I'll even pay the door fee and I tip well!!

[QUOTE=Hayleymatters;4202443]I would love to watch that threesome You should set.

That up!! OMG I've been trying to get Benz to open up.

His other side and explore I'll even pay the door fee and I tip well!![/QUOTE]So I must weigh in. No way! Pretty sure he meant an additional feminine presence, not Benz LOL.

Benz is great, and Randy 2018 but I think both would agree with me that two daggers in one room would be a scary place!

[QUOTE=WaltK;4201958]Never understood this practice; guys act like they are writing in some kind of code that LE doesn't understand. It doesn't matter whether you pay $. 80 or $80 or $800 for sex, it is the same crime.[/QUOTE]These comments are especially true given the number of "uneducated" guys posting here. Uneducated refers only to the nuances and etiquette of using the site. So many posts / time / energy spent clarifying the amount of donation. If there is a long lost valid reason for the code maybe admin could enlighten us. I wonder if how it has always been is a valid reason in 2019.

[blue]We don't force anybody to do anything regarding those codes. I also think they are silly but some guys like to pretend they are desperados. Who does it hurt?

Then there are other guys who like complaining.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=LuciousLayla;4203100]So I must weigh in. No way! Pretty sure he meant an additional feminine presence, not Benz LOL.

Benz is great, and Randy 2018 but I think both would agree with me that two daggers in one room would be a scary place![/QUOTE]I knew what he meant LOL I Was trying to get a response from.

The "King" It was more of a inside joke! I will get the king to.

Open up Benz is sick:(He's lacking my delicious coffee stay hydrated.

Benz and Hope you feel better soon!

At the recommendation of a friend that knows what I like, I went to see Julia sweet cheeks a couple weeks ago. I have to say I am very glad I did. I thought I would share my impressions.

The place. She works out of a professional office. Plenty of traffic in and out so you will be unnoticed. The office is very clean, comfortable, well lit and inviting. Ambient light, a warm room, soothing music and clean linens.

The girl. Julia is a beautiful woman. She is no plastic Barbie doll. She is warm, easy to talk to and VERY easy on the eyes! She has the skill of knowing when to talk and when to be quiet in the moment.

The massage. Julie is a CMT and it shows. She doesn't just slosh oil around and call it good. She knows how to find sore spots and tension, and she can work wonders at relieving it all. Be careful not to fade off to sleep.

On the flip I assure you that you will be wide awake. She got comfortable with me and addressed all of my needs in a very pleasing manor. The ambient lighting played a big role here as the view was spectacular!

The rate. She has the typical rate structure of $40/ hhr and $60/ hr. No tip was ever discussed but I was happy to do so for the visit. It was completely worth it.

The final word. There are very few massage providers I would. Go to see. On a regular basis. Including Julia, I can count them on one hand. She is VERY good at what she does, is VERY professional, and is VERY easy to be with.

Seniors can contact me for more info.

-Shaw.