Less Than Memorable Visit to Hana in Ellicott City
I was in the BWI area on business and decided to try Hana rather than drive down I-95 to Greenbelt during evening rush hour. In 20/20 hindsight, I probably made the wrong decision. I texted ahead asking for an appointment with the much-reviewed Coco, but I got somebody else. Since it was my maiden voyage, I wouldn't have recognized her anyway. I think my technician's name was "Chi" or something like that. This girl was quite thin and had a long & thin tattoo on her front from just below her boobs to her navel. (Perhaps others can identify her by her tat?) She had natural Bs, was quite thin, and definitely north of 45.
Hana is located in a business strip mall. Strangely, there's a residential neighborhood across the street and a preschool on the other side of the building. This wasn't the cleanest AMP I've ever visited. It definitely could have used some sprucing up. There was cigarette smoke smell on the towels and pillow. The table didn't have a cutout head hole, so it was uncomfortable. The TS was up to standards, with adequate attention paid to the plumbing. We also did a blue toast, which turned out not to be necessary. The massage was OK and she transitioned into the ST like a pro. She did a decent CBJ but never gave me the opportunity to DATY. She laid on her back for mish but my head really wasn't into it. I pumped a few times, she faked an O, and I declared victory. I asked her to finish me manually. Because my prostate was removed a while back, cleanup was easy. Overall, she got the job done but I think I'm done with the Hana experience. The most positive thing I can say is that she didn't short me on time. I wouldn't have objected if she had.