[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3588023]Has anybody ever asked a masseuse to not dim the lights?[/QUOTE]No. I always assumed that's like saying I'm not interested in anything extra. I've always been able to see enough with the lights dimmed.
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[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3588023]Has anybody ever asked a masseuse to not dim the lights?[/QUOTE]No. I always assumed that's like saying I'm not interested in anything extra. I've always been able to see enough with the lights dimmed.
They could have a car wash inside and you're still not getting anything. Don't waste your money.
[QUOTE=Almanac;3589170]Has anyone tried it? I started to go by this afternoon but the ad says nothing about a table shower and I have found that extras are much more likely when you are clean.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3589429]They could have a car wash inside and you're still not getting anything. Don't waste your money.[/QUOTE]LOVE IT. Spot on! You will have blue balls when you leave. They will tease the he'll out of you.
Where is it? Google shows two locations. One where RG is located. Other place doesn't look right either.
[QUOTE=Almanac;3589173]No. I always assumed that's like saying I'm not interested in anything extra. I've always been able to see enough with the lights dimmed.[/QUOTE]Whether they offer extras or not, they still dim the lights. I know I can't be that ugly. Lmao.
It's closed for now as far as I know. It was off of 119.
[QUOTE=Almanac;3589758]Where is it? Google shows two locations. One where RG is located. Other place doesn't look right either.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Almanac;3589758]Where is it? Google shows two locations. One where RG is located. Other place doesn't look right either.[/QUOTE]Off 280 on 119. Next to Hertz.
Lily is better IMHO.
Does anybody know if the mamasan at Angel massages too?
There is no mamasan. Or at least there hasn't been. It's been a ugly, husky woman that's been there for a few years, and she's been the only one there.
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3591483]Does anybody know if the mamasan at Angel massages too?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3583364]The old Fuji in Center Point, circa 94 through when they closed was the shit. Followed by Sun up by the courthouse was second. They had a walk in shower and the chicks would get in there with you. I've been to all of them and by far those two and Pinetree that was in front of Brunos were way ahead of any of the ones after. But I will say that Yoshiko, or whatever it was called about 13-14 years ago had the best looking woman I've ever seen at any of them. It was a chick named Candy. Absolute perfection.[/QUOTE]I miss those long-gone places. While the looks of the girls varied, I never received bad service at any of the old AMPs. They always tried to make the customer happy and I was more than pleased to tip for good service. Another place worth mentioning is Sister's massage. Some very good service was offered there. And who remembers Shear Expose in Homewood? That place was a hidden gem.
This is my first time doing anything like this, and wanted to see what the most solid AMPs here are. It seems to be L&A, with Lily being better. But I can't find any info online about Lily. Ideally I'd want a FS, or at least a HJ. But it seems that those don't exist here, but some people have said otherwise. But if any of the places only offer legit massages, I'd be fine with it if the girls there are super cute. I'd rather want a legit massage with cute girls even if it's a meh massage than FS with meh girls.
Was it in that house in Homewood with a fountain out front? I remember hearing about it and passed by it, but never went in. The house has since been torn down.
Even in my younger more active days I was never a big fan of AMP. BUT I do follow your exploits and reports.
Leave me wondering why you keep going back hoping for more but getting less than you wanted. You pay the fee and tip for less service than wanted.
Hey guys, what's the best (and most affordable) table shower I can get in, or around, Birmingham?
[QUOTE=BeyoGuy;3593568]This is my first time doing anything like this, and wanted to see what the most solid AMPs here are. It seems to be L&A, with Lily being better. But I can't find any info online about Lily. Ideally I'd want a FS, or at least a HJ. But it seems that those don't exist here, but some people have said otherwise. But if any of the places only offer legit massages, I'd be fine with it if the girls there are super cute. I'd rather want a legit massage with cute girls even if it's a meh massage than FS with meh girls.[/QUOTE]You may get lucky with FS at the place off Robuck Parkway.
But I haven't been over there in years. Most of the AMP around Hoover / Homewood / Alabaster / Trussville are legit but 80% chance you get a DIY. Occasionally you'll find one chick that'll take over the duties. Most are over 40 yrs old and not much to look at. If you want the better experience, run over to Atlanta.