Mature redhead in Attleboro
This one is a total scumbag and way older than 41. She will rob you too. Stay far away!
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Another one bites the dust
[QUOTE=FormerlyCongo;6537204]We need the details here. Did she cut and run with the money? Pick your pocket? Were there unsavory characters waiting in the shadows? She pull a gun?[/QUOTE]And she pulled her ad down from STG. I shocked!
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Ashley Newbedford. Avoid Avoid Avoid
Why'all maybe I shoulda seen this coming, but Ashley, lady keeps posting for "Newbedford" (sic) - she ain't worth it, no way no how. Apologies to Ashley in advance for this roast, but my therapist tells me I need to get my anger out in a healthy way and brother this is about as healthy as I can muster.
So I've seen the mediocre reviews saying she ain't all that and a bag of chips. I wrote her off, decided to look elsewhere for a while. Then she starts putting up different posts, saying she'll do DT BBBJ. Now I don't know about you, but that's the whole reason I'm in this hobby. My loving life partner has got everything else down on lock except head (sorry hon! And I know how good that shit can be. That's the good shit I'm risking my freedom for, God Bless America. That shit's what Jesus Christ our lord and savior blew up the dinosaurs and planted us here for, getting the slurp good style til ya yartz down the gullet. So I figure maybe she's changed her setup and kicked it up a notch.
She directs me to the most depressing public housing in all of Herman Melville's favorite podunk harbor town. I'm talking, no AC, flies in the hallway, whole place looks and smells like it's covered in cat piss. She gives me the wrong apartment number and I damn near spook someone's sweet ol' grandma. She pops out of the actual apartment at the last second and brings me in.
Her relative is there with her, sister or aunt or something like that, walking around in the next room. She says it's cool you're fine, I go okay sure thing. I pass along the 1. 6 for HHR. And if you thought things were looking bad already, THIS is when things start going downhill.
She puts my bare ass on her stanky pleather couch, sticking to my cheeks with the collective butt crust of half a dozen other local suckers. She tells me to put on a rubber. I'm like "your ad said I didn't need one", she's like "well you do". So in the words of God's favorite octogenarian, "That was a lie!
So get this. I got my tucus stuck to her Reagan era furnishings, willy in the stale wind, and THIS is when she asks me if I'm a cop. Buddy, do I look like I got handcuffs on the tip of that dang thing?
So anyhow we get to business and guys, she's awful. Rusty mechanical HJ, I'd probably get better from Bender Futurama. Craning her arms up and over like a dang alien. No joke gripping the thing like a dang claw machine from an arcade. Then she does this thing, where her mouth hovers half an inch over Willy One-Eye, and she shakes her head around like a bass on a reel, making I kid you not absolutely no contact. I go "so when does the BJ start" and she says "this is it". Got here for DTBBBJ, got some creepy air guitar CBJ instead.
After I kid you not, five minutes of this (yes that's right half the time to cook ten minute rice), she goes, "are you done yet? I remind her I paid for half an hour, she goes "yeah it's never that long, it's usually like a quarter that long. " Now in case you were born yesterday, let me tell you, that's not how anyone worth a dang does it. If anything, that's the minimum time you're there, if they're even a little worth it. I mean, at this point, I ain't blasting off no ghost suck no matter how long I'm there, so I shrug and pull my pants back up.
Y'all, if any of you know someone in New Bedford with that good gawk gawk, hook a brother up. It frustrates me because I know there's better out there. For less than what I donated here, I've got BBBJCIM for forty-five frickin minutes. And it was the good shit. Maybe three months ago! And if somehow the stunts this lady pulls is enough to get you off, buddy I got some advice for you, for half the price you can get one of those high-end fleshlights. I can tell you from experience, that goop in a can's ten times the business this lady's serving.
I'm dying out here, folks. Someone throw me a bone.