Massage Parlor Reports

Hey,

Tried to get together with one on my TDL from MA but she's not working. Had an eye on this one for a while so decided to go for it, bad choice.

Anyways, text her and agreed to meet up with her at her place in Burbank. Once I parked I text again and she text me back to meet her at the gate.

When she opened the gate she looked doable and for her 75 rate I went for it. When we got to her apt she took me to the action room after I went to the toilet. Once I got to the room she excused herself and said he'd be back in a couple of minutes so I got nude and put a towel around my waist (2 towel hanging and one was all wet!

She came back and had a frown on her face, told me to lay face down and splashed some oil on my back and after literally 10 seconds asked me to flip, I did and she took the towel off and with a big frown tells me she smelled something which is making her sick! (before I come to see a provider I make sure I smell good and I'm super clean) she asked me if wear deodorant and I tell her I use powder instead, she goes and opens a window and tells me she can't stand the smell! At this time she pulls down he top to show me twins which are big and a bit droopy, takes my hand and places it on one of them. Takes a hold of Jr and keeps complaining about the smell and how she's getting sick. Jr is not interested by now. She then starts asking me why I'm not getting hard, I'm like ready to tell her off but choose to take my loses and walk not worth getting into a hassle for $75.

BTW, I had seen a white dude with a dog outside when I first came near the building, prolly her pimp? Both of them seemed like white trash by their looks. She had ink on her arms and her tude was really bad. Thought I let you guys know what happened to me.

Screenshot below in case link doesn't work.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/burbank-ca-usa/7192931.html

Mondo.

[QUOTE=DGoodLife;4447299]Place is in medical building with plenty of parking space. On Saticoy close to reseda.

I have seen reviews on this place from several mongers and they rave about girls there but I think its a subpar place as far as looks service was ok.

So I did recon on this place which is decently rated by many in the end I felt not worth it for me but decided to up up a combo review of the two women I have seen there. In the 818 area 9 XX-XX88.

1. Jenny. She is large Chinese woman I would put her late 40's early 50's. Large like rolls large. She is pleasant enough and actually gives a good massage. If you want a massage then go for it. She does give a good double fisted handy as well so that was good too. But other reports have been BJ, Russian and body slides. She lifted her shirt and all I saw was tootsie rolls and some tits that sagged like donky balls. She then pulled her pants down a bit but her back and ass kinda merge in one. At this point I told her it was ok only HJ. She tried to feed me her droopies but I didn't want to gag so I gave a quick peck and turned my head. If you look up her reviews it sounds like she is just a solid girl like (vivian las vegas / formaly NH with sandra big tits) but nope this is all flab. So I guess guys go for her kindness I am not at that stage so. I would pass but if looks are not an issue then go for a good massage and handy and close your eyes.

2. Kelly. She is a better looking of the two but not by much. She is smaller than jenny so that is a plus but YMMV on extras. I went in and she gave me a hug and got to the massage, not very soothing just some pushing and prodding and about 20 Min in I was told to flip, then she went for the cock and started to jack hammer. I had to ask her to slow down, went for the tits nice long nips but did not let me nurse ha ha, then went downtown and grabbed her ass with her granny panties on. Tried to lower but she did not agree so I sat back and waited to blast off. I think this gal is closer to 50-60 and if so is not bad for her age but again, I would not repeat here. After it was over she told me she will let me do more next time with her, not sure what that means but I don't think I will be back to find out.

They are both nice ladies and the area is almost private depending on the time of day, one was night and there was no one around, the second time was during the day I had to endure the walk of shame with many people at the medical center next door.

DGL.[/QUOTE](Known jenny and kelly for a while 6+ years jenny is a big girl 200+ and at least 5 ft10 more can be had with her orally if your a regular and like them big. Kelly I've seen also lot nicer shape than jenny but much older 55+ jenny is around 49 or 50.)).

[QUOTE=Watnow78;4450704]That is the one on Van Nuys. And I would probably rate her a solid 7.[/QUOTE]They are a bit unique in that you have a choice of 30 or 45 minutes. Rates (the 45 minute rate is what other AMPs charge for 1 hr.

I paid for the 45 min one time. Still got 30 min. No benefit to paying for the longer stay.

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;4456001]They are a bit unique in that you have a choice of 30 or 45 minutes. Rates (the 45 minute rate is what other AMPs charge for 1 hr.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=IAmGib1;4456001]They are a bit unique in that you have a choice of 30 or 45 minutes. Rates (the 45 minute rate is what other AMPs charge for 1 hr.[/QUOTE]The one time I went there, I paid for an hour. When she said "finished" after 45 minutes, I started to object and was told that their "hour" was only 45 minutes. That was the last time I went there.

Anybody sees Asian Linda / Sexy Linda. Seen ad in different websites but no reviews.

[QUOTE=Nyanyan;4462818]Anybody sees Asian Linda / Sexy Linda. Seen ad in different websites but no reviews.[/QUOTE]I have seen Asian Lind and sexy Linda.

EOM.

Hit up the QQ some time ago, . 4 for the half. It still must have been early because I think just the msn was there. She wasn't much. Started with a massage and on the flip asked for a tip. 4 given but just got HJ. It was okay. Cleaned up and then continued to finish the time with a massage. Was hoping for FS but I guess not. Anyone else been here?

Was in the mood for some Thai last week and stopped in to my go to Thai spot. It was early morning around 930-10 and got Cindy, looked to be in her late 40's maybe even early 50's but it's hard to tell and she looked fit. Massage was good, as I feel is usually the case at this place, on the flip it got a little handsy. Will repeat again even if it's just for the massage. Not sure if there's anymore to be had here now. . hr at. 45 to papas an and. 4 to the lady. Left happy and ready to go on about my day.

Stopped by a Good place just west of WO on SW. They are back open after a year of going dark. Mid 30's talent met me at the door, and was my provider. There are many signs telling you No Sexual Services, so I just relaxed to see what was what.

A very good massage, no doubt. Some very subtle moves / hints, but I just waited for the flip. Once on my back, and while she was working my upper thighs, I moves things along, and soon she was -well not doing anything sexual, because of all the signs- but you know. . . She leaned in to ask how much my tip, I figured I'd avoid the haggle and held up 5 fingers. Turns out, 5 only gets you OTC ass carressing. Everything else, blocked off. Didn't short me my time and delivered a solid massage, but I won't return. YMMV-because of the signs.

New to are need address of location of happy ending massage age not important in around San Fernando.

Bfpostal.

[QUOTE=Bfpostal;4503139]New to are need address of location of happy ending massage age not important in around San Fernando.

Bfpostal.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board. Usually, you'll get more response if:

You contribute before you ask and I'd avoid telling us your "needs".

Seriously, the valley is 90% HE. Start mongering and share your intel.

Any info on mp in Glendale or Burbank area.

Tried a massage spot in Sherman oaks. It was 8 so the mms seemed a bit angry to lead me to a room but she eventually did so whatever. The lady maybe late 40's. Looks 6-7. The massage wasn't the best but wasn't horrible. Again it was late & on flip HE. Didn't allow too much roaming. Overall experience 6. 5/10. Will try again at different time.