Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Massage w a naughty side - w4m 30 (DWTWN)

I am a licensed massage therapist who fuly enjoys the naughty side of life, I offer massages w a twist, an extremely sensual erotic wild time is what you will receive, Im blonde, tall and thin, very pretty face, manicured hands and feet, laid back personality, unbelievable breasts.....need I say more
Discreet downtown location

Please PM me if you've had a session or if it's legit. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Haven't seen her, but ad piqued my interest too. This is a tough one. The email response she sent me was vague, which is usually a bad sign. The picture she sent matched her text description pretty well, but that could just mean she's smart enough to pay attention to details. She also described her location as in the meat-packing district. Technically, there *is* a meat-packing district in Chicago, but I've never heard anyone talk about it. Chicagoans usually talk about where they are in reference to the Loop (e. G. , West Loop). Overall, spidey-sense is tingling a bit. She asked me to send a pic. I might try playing along a little bit to see to see if I can hash it out a little more, but I'm estimating 75% chance this is a scam.

[QUOTE=Al Melrose] let the city spend resources on stopping men from getting a little enjoyment in our lives.[/QUOTE]CPD is looking to make themselves look good without doing any actual crime fighting.

I think staying out of the city will make sense for a while.

I passed by violet on friday(?) and saw a marked police car and an unmarked one. Couldn't really tell what was going on. I wanted to check it out.

Went to ST a few days ago and saw Gabby. I should have walked away when she hinted that tipping was additional in the back.

To make a long story short, what they call tipping is what I call extorsion..

A total of 180 got a pathetic light touch massage for a total of 20 minutes. The agreement was for 45 minutes, but mercifully she called it quits in less than half that time.

If you want a good time- don't wate your hard earned cash at this worthless rip-off

[QUOTE=dom51]Went to ST a few days ago and saw Gabby. I should have walked away when she hinted that tipping was additional in the back.

To make a long story short, what they call tipping is what I call extorsion..
[/QUOTE]This is a well know rip-off place. As a matter of fact, all those 'massage parlors' along Lake Street around Schaumburg / Bloomingdale / Roselle are a rip-off. Use the search function of the forum

They are still advertising on CL
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/876691259.html[/url] Dated tonight, 6:54 PM
So unless it's been taken over to become a place for entrapment, something else must have been going down.

On Sunday night. MSNBC. Sex Slaves in America and Sex Slaves in the suburbs. They even show a clip of an online website.

Several showing so check it out while you can!

If you werent such as dumbass and searched the database you would have figured that out before even thinking about it. Search and you may save your ass a lot of money.

I watched it. I give it 2 thumbs up, even though I found it hard to masturbate to. Not impossible, but difficult.

Read her ad on CL and it intrigued me. Called up and made appt via text message. Very simple. She advertises that she jumps in the jacuzzie with you and scrubs you head to toe. She offers three options. I bought option 1 for $$. 40 mins in jacuzzi and 35 minutes massage. I stayed for roughly 100 minutes

Regardless of the how the ad sounds, this is a non sexual event. The head to toe scrubbing is good. She does enter the tub with bra and panties on. NO Touching allowed.

Head to massage room and massage is maybe a 6 on 10 point scale. I have had better at Chinese MP's.

Overall, i would rate this experience at a 6 3/4 because of no sexual services.

Filipina is 30 yr old, 4' 10" and weighs 115 lbs. A bit of some belly fat. But, overall a nice body.

Doubt I would return unless I win the little lotto and have $$ to waste

Passed by here on Sunday but did not go in.

They are open.

Which is better violet or elle?

[QUOTE=Youngcok13]I passed by violet on friday(?) and saw a marked police car and an unmarked one. Couldn't really tell what was going on. I wanted to check it out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Captain Stiffy]I watched it. I give it 2 thumbs up, even though I found it hard to masturbate to. Not impossible, but difficult.[/QUOTE]

ROFL

Didn't like the one about the suburbs. The first half was too depressing.

But how about the monger who wouldn't take no for an answer? Practically walk right past the police. LOL

thanks for confirming what I had suspected. (Sorry to hear you had to spend that much though.) I saw her a while back for a massage only, and that's what I got-just a massage, no extras. Nobody has reported any action out of her-she's like a jack shack except in the south side. It's too bad, because that little ass looked really good as she climbed the stairs in front of me. I've been watching her ads via an RSS feed, but I'll kill it since she doesn't put out.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]thanks for confirming what I had suspected. (Sorry to hear you had to spend that much though.) I saw her a while back for a massage only, and that's what I got-just a massage, no extras. Nobody has reported any action out of her-she's like a jack shack except in the south side. It's too bad, because that little ass looked really good as she climbed the stairs in front of me. I've been watching her ads via an RSS feed, but I'll kill it since she doesn't put out.[/QUOTE]

I visited ms cutie pie once too--before she was doing the whirlpool thing. There are no extras. I think she quit her regular job so she could devote more time to the massage business, because she now advertises long hours of availability which was not the case in the beginning. It must be great to have a nice liberal husband who allows that sort of thing. They must have an agreement that allows the massage/whirlpool thing as long as no extras are involved. She's a smart girl. Advertises heavily for free in CL, gets a large number of one time only customers who pay big $$, and stays out of trouble with the husband and LE by not giving extras. Cool.

Visited Alice just west of the Loop. Barely said two words to the girl and forgot to get her name. I kept it quiet as the walls do not go all the way to the ceiling and I could easily hear the monger in the next room. Probably 30's on the taller side for AMP and fairly thin with a larger rack.

Price was .6 plus .4 tip. I was able to conquer the hills. I did not make an assault on the beach but I got the impression it was not well fortified and no resistance would have been offered. Sorry about no name. Rooms were nice, hot towels for the wash off and a shower in the room.